#spider noir comics

[spidersarecannibals]

Thinking of a fic where Peter sees Robbie in other universes and he sees them living happy lives (mostly) and being safe and living and he is grieving his best friend over and over again. He is constantly struck with what could have been and then he has to go back and every time he looks into Robbie’s vacant eyes, all he can think is what could have been.

I uhhhhh am doing well on this fine afternoon

[ilovesharkzz]

Hes so fucking silly

Hes so fucking silly ilhsm

[xb3nn3tt]

idk where im going w thus pls give ideas for angry guy and a sad old man

[sketchygainedyoursoul]

oh my god he has the bugle...

BITCH ME TOO YOU AINT SPECIAL

[brown-spider]

Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

[chloesimaginationthings]

Spider-punk and Noir in btsv scene leaked

[skiplo-wave]

Love of god give them a break

[foolsocracy]

lyla kill these idiots

[squids-comics]

[chio-chan2artbox]

Perryshmirtz version:

Original version:

[pidgeonman]

[spidersarecannibals]

Reading eyes without a face.

Spoilers under the cut

UHMMM WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK-

I was NOT expecting it to go there, oh my god why is it like that. It did not need to be ableist at all, why would you do that.

Also Felica and peters relationship is weird and uncomfortable and I Don’t like it. There are many things about this that are Uhmmm… questionable, but it also just the beginning.

Alas I read for the context, so guess we’ll keep readin

[ilovesharkzz]

Okay spiderman noir post after so long!! nsfw ver on my twt!

[artistmarchalius]

Cockney Rhyming Slang Phrases Part 2

In a previous post I went into Cockney rhyming slang history and gave some tips on how to use it.

This is the second post in a series where I’ll give you some commonly used Cockney rhyming slang phrases, phrases that I find funny, as well as some phrases that I think would be useful for Spider-Verse fic writers specifically. Part 1 of this series can be found here.

So let’s get started on Part 2!

C-D

China Plate - Mate

E.g. “How are you, me old China?” Or “I’m meeting me old China at the pub later.”

Cobblers Awls - Balls

E.g. “Ooh! Got him right in the cobblers!”

It can also be used to mean “Nonsense”. E.g. “What a load of cobblers!” is another way of saying “What a load of nonsense!”

Cream Crackered - Knackered

E.g. “Sorry mate, I’m creamed!” Or “I’m cream crackered!”

Custard and Jelly - Telly (Television)

E.g. “Shh! I’m watching the custard.”

Daisy Roots - Boots

E.g. “Hang on, I need to put my daisies on!”

Dicky Bird - Word

E.g. “Not a dicky bird, mate.”

Another example of where you usually use the whole phrase. Also, “word” can also mean “a brief chat”. E.g. “Can I have a dicky bird?”

Dog and Bone - Phone

E.g. “You know what, give me a call on the old dog and bone and we’ll sort it out then.”

Duck and Dive - Skive

E.g. “Let’s duck!” Or “I gotta duck.”

Skive means to avoid work, usually by leaving early, similar to what Americans might call “playing hooky”.

Dustbin Lid - Kid

E.g. “How’s the dustbin lid?”

As mentioned in Part 1, it’s good to keep in mind that there can be multiple Cockney rhyming slang phrases for the same word, as well as multiple Cockney rhyming slang phrases that start with the same word. For more information, see Part 1.

As always, I’m not an expert; a true Cockney would know far more than I do. I just want to share the knowledge that I have. I hope someone will find this helpful, informative, or entertaining at the very least.

I’ve got more Cockney rhyming slang phrases coming, but if there’s any other areas of British slang you’d like me to go into, let me know and I’ll see what I can do!

Happy writing and happy speaking!

My other British slang posts: Cockney Rhyming Slang, Cockney Rhyming Slang Phrases Part 1, British Police Slang, Terms of Endearment, Innit VS In’t - a PSA

[camo-wolf]

Good

Be the best that it can be

[brown-spider]

Making jokes about Noir being colorblind/not understanding colors is how we cope with how unbelievably powerful his brain is