#spider life

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[captainkirkk]

Concept: Peter actually got bitten by a totally normal spider. It's just a coincidence that his mutant powers were awakened around the same time

[molenaide]

TEAM MILES ✨💯‼️

[true-facts-with-spider-george]

Fun fact!

I've been kidnapped by a bi queen colony of cellar spiders and bagheera kiplingi deep in the [redacted] forest and can no longer spread radical knowledge about spiders! Since being stolen to this densely populated place I have assured the queens of my usefulness as an entertainer and journalist, beginning a several month rollercoaster of helping to reorganize farming efforts and education of young! This is also where I have met my beautiful spider wife who really doesn't like me spreading precious secret knowledge of spiders, and for the sake of my beautiful spider spouse, I shall probably mostly cease such efforts enough.

[gay-fae]

part of what made across the spiderverse so perfect was that it was largely centered on WHO spider-man is, in EVERY universe. not just Miles, or Peter, or Gwen, or Miguel. Spider-Man. it was about the ESSENCE of Spider-man. Spider-Man is love for humanity. Spider-Man is having to sacrifice and lose everything you love for the mask. Spider-Man is rebellion against the powers that be. Spider-Man is about trying to do both, in every universe. about not taking no for an answer or listening when everyone tells you your destiny. refusing to choose between the things and people you love. that’s why Spider-Man is so compelling: they want everything, even though everyone else tells them they can’t have it. that it’s not meant to be. and they just. keep. trying. keep getting back up. they just keep going, man.

[oscorp-lawsuit]

Headcanon that all spider people get what’s called the “Spider-Zoomies” (which is a sudden burst of energy but it’s expressed through Spider-like behavior) except for Miguel because he didn’t get bitten, so every time he makes the mistake of going to HQ in the middle of the night, he gets jump scared by at least one Spider-Man:

Scuttling across the ceiling (Pavitr)

Hissing into the void (Miles)

Bench pressing a building (Peter B)

Jumping fifty feet into the air without warning (Margo)

Building some intricate contraption in complete darkness (Hobie, emphasis on trap)

Running extremely fast without making a sound so you don’t know they’re there until it’s too late (wtf Mayday)

Or crouching into a corner, completely still like a predator watching its prey, and the moment he gets close to them, they whisper “Hey” making him scream so loud that he throws his empanadas in their face (Gwen)

It’s essentially like you’re walking through a building full of eldritch horrors, and you don’t know where any of them are, but they all know exactly where you are, and they win bonus points if they scare the shit out of you. Miguel hates it here.

[prentissology]

more ppl need to talk about gwen’s prom look

[meganlynnhostetler]

Instagram: @meganlynnhostetler

[jasvi-art]

Pour me another one, will ya?

(the spider yaoi got me good your honor)

[pandadrake]

Shots fired by the Spider-man sequels.

Was ruminating on how Miles and Miguel are technically both 'Spider-man 2' in their respective universes. Got me thinking about the other Spider-successors in the cast, and also what if they all got matching T-shirts or something.

[cozylittleartblog]

50+ deaths at 5 am got me yelling absolute nonsense to the bosses kicking my whole entire ass

[jay-wasstuff]

Miguel when a literal 15 year old wanted his dad to live

[hinamie]

binding vow

[true-facts-with-spider-george]

Fun fact!

I've been kidnapped by a bi queen colony of cellar spiders and bagheera kiplingi deep in the [redacted] forest and can no longer spread radical knowledge about spiders! Since being stolen to this densely populated place I have assured the queens of my usefulness as an entertainer and journalist, beginning a several month rollercoaster of helping to reorganize farming efforts and education of young! This is also where I have met my beautiful spider wife who really doesn't like me spreading precious secret knowledge of spiders, and for the sake of my beautiful spider spouse, I shall probably mostly cease such efforts enough.

[ukiyoebirds]

"An Aunt May Seminar: So Your Kid Is Spiderman"

She also has an upcoming seminar called "A close friend is actually a backstabbing villain who tried to destroy your kid: How to let go of toxic people in your life."

[bluegiragi]

drops this and scurries away

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