#spicy's rambles

[spicy-apple-pie]

Swearing is weird in Wayne Manor. Especially before Jason dies.

Alfred was taught that swearing is impolite and implies that you have a small vocabulary or are dumb. So when he’s in charge of Bruce he, of course, applies those same principles. Once Bruce hits the age where he knows what swears are and how to use him, he introduces a swear jar. Which he thinks is very lenient because he used to get a wooden spoon to the butt at Bruce’s age. Bruce, being a tween, is pretty upset with this, but accepts it as he grows older.

Fast forward and Dick is adopted. Dick’s parents (and the circus in general) swore like sailors, so they didn’t really see the need to limit his use when it’s just them. But when interacting with children, they teach him not to use those words. When he asks why, they shrug and say that some times people don’t like those words, and you can’t tell who’s okay with it and who’s not. So make sure you use those words when you’re with someone who is comfortable with them.

And Dick thinks to himself how much it would suck to have to watch your language with someone 24/7.

Cut to Alfred bringing the swear jar back because Dick is swearing too much for his taste. And Dick is pissed. Because he wants to say whatever he wants, and his parents always let him swear. Alfred allows him a little grace, but for the most part, he will ask that Dick put a dollar in the jar for anything worse than crap or hell.

But Bruce remembers how frustrating it was, so he lets Dick swear as much as he wants when Alfred wasn't around. Even though the swear jar isn't for him, he still doesn't want to risk Alfred going off on him. So long as Dick isn't swearing in school or in front of Alfred, he can say whatever he wants.

But Jason is another story. Because Jason swears in almost every sentence, but the swear jar gives him massive anxiety because of his financial insecurity. Alfred tries to get creative and assigns chores for Jason to do. But Jason is like, not too upset by the idea of taking the trash out, or vacuuming. Until he realizes that it takes time away from his reading. But since Dick is an adult now, Alfred has no say in what kind of language he uses, so he's swearing more often. So eventually Alfred gives up but still doesn't approve.

After Jason dies, all sense of normal is thrown out the window. And with Tim and Cassandra, it's hard to discipline them for different reasons. Tim technically isn't Bruce's child, so it feels a little weird to impose a swear jar on him. Luckily, Tim doesn't swear too much to begin with, because when he was little is mom and a few nannies would wash his mouth out with soap when he swore. Alfred is not happy when he hears that, but again, not Bruce's kid. Cass is just learning to talk with them so she doesn't know a lot of swears. When she does learn them, Alfred really can't get made because it just shows him how much progress she's made.

So thanks to Tim and Cass, swearing in the manor is free reign. Dick and Jason are a little jealous of their sibings that didn't have to get lectures about swearing tho...

[reverienco]

what the fuck am i doing. scheduling this at 1am.

[foldingfittedsheets]

So I went to Geek Girl Con this year and the best panel we attended was one where Librarians recommend your next spicy romance read and since they provided a list I figured I'd share the list because why the hell not? I don’t know how long they will leave the link up sorry All synopsis will be what I remembered from the panel without any research into the title so buckle up! I feel like it's pretty obvious which ones I was more interested in based on what I remember.

Triple Sec - Spice Level 2 Queer/Fiction

This is a poly plot wherein a cynical bartender gets swept up in a new romance with a lady in an open marriage and then sparks start between all three.

Band Sinister - Spice Level 4 Queer/Period

A period romance between two guys, the local playboy and our leading lad who meets the local playboy when his sister gets into an accident on the guy’s property. He finds a lovely community very different than the rake's reputation suggested and gets drawn into a romance against his better judgement.

Here We Go Again - Spice Level 2 Queer/Fiction

A wlw romance between two girls with a history who need to go on a roadtrip together and reconnect on the drive. Childhood friends I think?

Payback's a Witch - Spice Level 2 Queer/Fantasy

A wlw romance between Emmy and Talia (I'm cheating I've read this one before and liked it). Emmy left her hometown and magic behind after an embarrassing rejection from the most powerful magical family's scion. She comes back into town and finds her best friend and the stunning Talia have both now been wronged by the same guy. They convince Emmy to join a pact to get back at him together and Emmy and Talia grow closer through the power of revenge.

Act Your Age Eve Brown - Spice Level 2 Het/Fiction

A chaotic autistic female lead runs into a by the book boy after one of them gets hit by the others car and she ends up staying with him. They form a very sweet bond and the representation was lauded as being very precious.

Merry Inkmas - Spice Level 4 Het/Fiction

A cool alternative barista gets fired in front of her crush for giving a homeless man a free coffee and her crush hires her on the spot to work for him instead. They start up a relationship that he warns has an expiration date which suits her fine- or does it? Hijinks ensue.

D'Vaughn and Kris Plan a Wedding - Spice Level 4 Queer/Fiction

A wlw romance under false pretenses, they agree to get married for a reality TV show. There's an influencer and a shy one can’t remember who’s who, the shy one decided national television is a good way to come out to her family. As the competition continues real feelings start to rear their head between the two.

The Prospects - Spice Level 4 Queer/Fiction

Uhhhh baseball boys? The boys play baseball... mlm romance. Baseball.

Something Wild and Wonderful - Spice Level 3 Queer/Fiction

Two guys are both hiking a grueling trail from Mexico to Canada. After running into each other repeatedly they strike up a connection and eventually a relationship. One of the guys is still spiritual despite rejection from the church and it's healing for the other guy.

Prince and Assassin - Spice Level 4 Queer/Fantasy

An assassin is sent on a mission to take out a prince. While waiting for his orders to pull the dagger the two men grow closer and the assassin realizes he may not be able to kill off the prince as he learns more about him- but his sister's life is forfeit if he fails. Dramaaaaa

After Hours on Milagro Street - Spice Level 5 Het/Fiction

I cheated and had to refresh my memory as I fully forgot the plot. A bar is entrusted to new management in the form of a tattooed tough lady. A child of the family who's always run it takes issue with her management and sparks fly as they learn to compromise.

The Pairing - Spice Level Queer/Fiction

A couple breaks up before taking an amazing food tour across Europe and neither goes. With their tickets to the tour about to expire both decide to say screw it and go anyway, presuming that they couldn't possibly run into each other. They do. They they proceed to try to out slut each other while eating delicious food to prove how over each other they are. They aren't.

Hunt the Stars - Spice Level 3 Het/Sci fi

Human/alien pairing I think? As a bounty hunting crew takes a dangerous job and in the midst of peril find undeniable chemistry despite some fraught history between the two species.

A Holly Jolly Ever After - Spice Level 5 Het/Fiction

A previous child actor has found herself in a loveless marriage. She finally breaks free of her husband and takes a huge hit to her public image. She takes a job on a Hallmark style Christmas movie with another previous child star boyband. He has always had a crush on her and while paired as romantic leads on the film she admits to him she's never had an orgasm. We can see where this is going.

Morning Glory Milking Farm - Spice Level 5 Het/Fantasy

Stay with me. Minotaur. Milking. Farms. But it's not milk, guys. So a down on her luck girl takes a great paying job on a farm which I think is like phone sex? and makes a connection with one of the beefy boys get it. Genuinely tactful conversations around consent despite the goofy premise. Monster fuckers will enjoy.

Hate to Want You - Spice Level 5 Het/Fiction

Romeo and Juliet style warring families who hate each other because of grocery stores, I think. A boy and girl get together once a year and hate fuck each other about it but things get hard when she moves back into town for real and they keep bumping into each other.

Consort of Fire - Spice Level 5 Queer/Fantasy

A princess and knight go to take down a dragon but wind up falling for him instead? I feel like that's enough said. Poly dynamic and dragons, that's all it took for me to put in a hold.

Dating Dr. Dil - Spice Level 3 Het/Fiction

Fake dating a hot doctor to get her family off her back. 'Nough said.

Satisfaction Guaranteed - Spice Level 2 Queer/Fiction

A lady inherits a sex toy shop and drops her job to try to save it. The store manager doesn't think much of her and they both have to work together to get the shop back on its feet.

Role Playing - Spice Level 3 Het/Fiction

A forties lady joins a message board for gaming and strikes up a conversation with someone she assumes is a teenager. The guy thinks he's talking to a grandma. They meet and realize they're in the same age bracket and have a lot in common.

[captain-hawks]

Happy Spicy Saturday Dee!!!

Methinks a certain winged hero, the man himself, one Takami Keigo, enjoys the occasional Sexy Phone Call when away on a long mission hehehe 🪽🪽(pretend those are red LMAO and thank you in advance!! 💙💙)

keigo takami x f!reader

c: masturbation, implied p in v

-> spicy sleepover

“So…I liked that dress you were wearing today.”

Keigo Takami may be hundreds of miles away right now, but you can hear the pout in his voice all the same as his feathers rustle noisily on the other end of the phone.

Thumbing at the hem of the soft material sitting gathered along the tops of your thighs as you lie in bed atop the rumpled sheets, you smirk, “I thought you would.”

Admittedly, you did buy the flowy little red dress with every intention of wearing it as a surprise when Keigo arrived home from his mission—he’s a sucker for seeing you in his favorite color, after all. But he’s been away for over a month now, much to your chagrin, so your impatience led you to post a casual photo wearing it instead (knowing just what kind of a response it would pull out of him).

“Did you…take any more pictures?”

“Maybe.”

“Yeah?” he asks, voice entering that familiar, husky territory you know all too well. 

“Check your messages.”

You know the exact moment that he clicks the notification, an audible groan punching out of him when he sees the images—

—the fabric of the dress soaked through with water and clinging tightly to your breasts, your hard nipples showing through—

—the straps of the dress lying loose down the sides of your arms, tits spilling out, bottom lip tucked between your teeth—

“Oh fuck, baby,” he exhales, making no effort to hide the distinct sound of his zipper sliding down as he undoubtedly frees his cock from the confines of his pants.

Arousal simmers hot in your gut as you imagine him spread atop his hotel bed, the pupils of his golden eyes blown wide with lust as he tips his head back against the pillow and begins to stroke his erection.

“There’s more.”

The next sound that escapes his lips is a little more feral, caught somewhere between a growl and a whimper when he sees them, and you smile with satisfaction. 

—your ass on full display as you bend over—

—the skirt of the dress rucked up, your legs spread to reveal the slick leaking from your cunt—

“Jesus Christ,” he murmurs, and you hear him spit into his palm, each heavy stroke of his palm against his cock punctuated with a wet, slippery squelch.

“One more.”

—

Honestly, Keigo’s not sure he can handle any more. 

His cock is painfully hard, flushed red and throbbing, and if the heavy ache of his rapidly tightening balls is anything to go by, he’s worried his cum might end up on the ceiling if he doesn’t snatch the box of tissues on the nightstand in time.

But his finger automatically hits the play button on the video nonetheless, and he fucking chokes as he’s treated to the sight of you teasing your folds with one of his stray feathers, the fluffy red barbs stained dark with your sticky arousal. 

He’s going to fuck you in that dress every night for a week when he gets home.

“This isn’t fair,” he whines, pumping his cock harder in earnest, hips canting upward off of the mattress as he desperately fucks his fist.

Your responding laugh is breathy and innocent, but then you let out a little moan, and he knows you’re touching yourself to the sound of him jerking off.

With each rapid stroke up and down his shaft, he imagines all the ways he’s going to fuck you in that goddamn dress—

—atop the kitchen counter, your hands threaded in his mussed blonde locks, your legs wrapped tightly around his waist, his hands shoving up the skirt of the dress and digging into your hips as he buries his cock inside of you—

—his hand clasped over your mouth to muffle your moans as you writhe in his lap on the couch out on your apartment’s balcony, dress fluttering in the warm summer breeze—

—up against the door inside of a restaurant bathroom, his patience drawn thin by the tantalizing swell of your tits across the table all night—

—you on all fours atop the mattress, whining and begging him for more as he pushes up the dress and palms the globes of your ass before burying his face in your cunt—

Keigo comes with a shout, hips stuttering as the pleasure of his climax rolls through his body in a wave of liquid heat, barely grasping a tissue in time to partially catch the flood of cum that sprays from his cock, half of it painting his chest. 

When you’re both sated, breathing heavily in tandem on either side of the phone, he looks at the mess he made and murmurs tiredly, “Send me the link for the dress so I can order you more...can’t promise I’m not going to ruin that one.”

[reidsdimples]

Thinking about how pretty Spence would be covered in bite marks and hickies. He’s late getting into the office because you couldn’t keep your hands off of him. He’d be all shy and flustered trying to hide the ones left below his collar/shoulders but of course Derek notices. He goes through his day aware of the marks you left on his chest, abdomen, back, and thighs. He would be so hyper aware of every part of his body where your mouth had been the hours before. He would be so wound tight and turned on by the time he got off of work.

[divine-misfortune]

Phantom with one of those suction cup dildos stuck on his mirror, kneeling in front of it trying to practice deep throating but he keeps gagging

Clearly he's over thinking it, that must be why

He has the bright idea to just dose himself with a little magic to help himself relax

But the quintessence seeps in and he's sinking down the cock and he keeps focusing on his own eyes in the mirror, the vibrant shifting hues of violet swirling endlessly, he cant help that he starts slipping, stops paying attention to just how much magic he's feeding himself

Poor thing dropped himself too deep, too dumb to stop the endless looping feedback of quintessence ebbing and flowing into his brain

Swiss finds him about an hour later, lazily bobbing up and down this dildo, taking it to the hilt, till his nose bumps against the glass and his eyes start to cross

Phantom's mouth doesn't even close when Swiss pulls him off of the toy by the hair, just sticks his tongue out and whines for more like a proper cock drunk whore

[nyxiswrites1200]

Muscular!men x Curvy!fem

Slight NSFW, Slight body image issues/insecurities, I'm self-indulging

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Something about big strong men and soft curvy women just melts my brain ❤️

Large men who are muscular and just have a large presence in the room (dobermans and golden retrievers <3). Very well can win fights and protect their pretty girl. Along with the contrast of this pretty little thing standing beside them. A woman with a soft figure, soft tummy, squishy thighs, the whole works.

These men absolutely adore seeing their girlfriend in any clothes. Especially when it shows that bit of soft stomach. Even if you're standing there all insecure and unsure. He'll be trying his best not to drool. "I love it, princess", "God, you're gorgeous", "Makes you look like a goddess".

The intimacy is top notch. That one day you decided to wear lingerie for once? You'd never seen your boyfriend pop a boner so fast. He didn't even wanna take it off, just pushing it to the side and eating your pussy while holding those squishy hips of yours down.

Treats you like a million dollar work of art. Tells you how pretty you are and reassures every insecurity that you might have. Plus the perk of feeling security and safety anytime he's near.

Slowly erasing any derogatory statements you may have received before about your weight. Getting rid of that feeling that you can't wear certain things because he loves seeing those thick thighs in the shortest skirt you can find (if you're into that sort of style <3).

So yeah, muscular men and curvy girlies have my heart ❤️❤️

Thinking about.... Simon "Ghost" Riley, John Price, Nanami Kento, Toji Zenin, Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Leon Kennedy, Miguel O'Hara....and whoever you want <3

[the-other-soup]

lucifer cock reveal season 2

[compressedrage]

Hello everyone, y'all know what time it is! It's SAD BOI CHOSEN HOURSSS!!

Today's topic I present to you is: Food

So we all know Chosen's story– trapped on a PC for years alone, without a sky, blah blah blah... But you know what I haven't seen discussed??

The fact that he never ate anything!

Alan wouldn't think to feed his pop-up blocker! It's a stick, surely it doesn't need food!

(That opens up a lot of questions like "do sticks even need food" and "if so, is it hollowheads who don't" but we aren't here today to answer those questions!)

(Dark wouldn't have eaten anything either, but he was alive for what, five minutes before freeing himself? He's fine. Mostly)

Anyway moving on!

When do you think the first time Chosen ate anything was? Besides that time he ate Alan's essay.

(@karimationkat has a headcanon that Chosen sticks random things into his mouth like a curious toddler) (I don't remember how that relates but I like the hc) (sorry for the ping btw)

I just wonder how Chosen reacted to food for the first time.

Why have I never thought about this before, this has so much potential.

[kentonanamisupremacy]

I know a lot of people headcanon the JJK guys as hard doms or something but... I'm in love with the thought of JJK men as SO soft and intimate. Like...

How Nanami's face gets all gentle when he sees you laying in bed next to him. You get to see his eyes wrinkle up with happiness while he's inside you, just so overjoyed that he's there with you in the moment-- he can't help but grin and laugh and press his forehead to yours and steal long kisses!!!

Or Toji suddenly going all quiet when he's kissing your stomach and thighs, laying his face reverently onto your skin and sighing quietly, cheeks flushed with desire, content to just be yours for the night or morning...

Satoru caught with a boner as soon as you get home, giggling as he pulls his shirt off, tickling you and teasing you, jumping onto the couch for messy kisses and playful touches, peeking one eye out of the blindfold just so he can take in how pretty you are for himself.

For a series that has so much heartbreak, I think we need more small domestic moments of joy and softness...

[spicy-apple-pie]

What would Bruce dress baby/toddler Damian up as for Halloween?

hmm I can see Dick or Steph getting Damian a superman costume as a joke on Bruce. Bruce, to spite them, gets Damian a Batman costume. The kids eventually convince him to dress up like Robin to go with Damian's costume. It was a struggle to find a costume in his size tho lol.

Around 5, Bruce takes him around "trick or treating" to some friends houses, like Lucius' and Leslie's places. They coo and fawn over Damian and share a laugh at Bruce's costume. Around 6 ish, they head back to hand out candy.

And everyone in Gotham knows the place to go for Halloween is Wayne Manor as they give out fist fulls of full sized candy bars.

[an1muuarts]

[foldingfittedsheets]

When my wife and I first embarked on allergy injections together I very specifically planned for our injection arms to be opposite so that as we switched arms week by week we’d always have a safe side to cuddle on. This worked out pretty well. My shot arm is usually more sore and itchy so it’s safe from getting bumped this way.

But two weeks ago I got this horrible wretched no good very bad spider bite on my arm right near where the injection was supposed to go. I told my beloved to just do my shots anyway. This was very stupid.

My arm did not care to be shot full of allergens while dealing with another local foreign contaminant. The spider bite got infected. I tried using the steroid cream we use for our shots on it cause it itched like a motherfucker but in fact, that made it worse. In desperation I gave up on trying to manage the furious itching and just opted to slather it in antibiotic cream. This finally helped.

The next allergy shot went into the opposite arm as planned and I continued applying cream hoping to actually defeat the evil for good. It was all to no avail. A quick check with the doctor during my beloveds shot confirmed I should keep avoiding the bitten arm.

So today my forward planning is for naught. My beloved and I have injections on matching arms. No matter how we cuddle one of us is in danger.

[captain-hawks]

choso + mating press/breeding press

choso x f!reader

c: mating press, breeding kink, 18+

(loose continuation of best friend's brother!choso)

-> spicy sleepover

Suddenly, despite the joking way he’d offered to gag you earlier, the faded red bandana hanging innocently around Choso’s bedpost doesn’t seem like such a bad idea. Not anymore, not when you’re currently biting your bottom lip so hard that you swear you can taste blood—in an attempt to stifle the animalistic sound crawling up your throat.

Your best friend is sleeping in the room next door, and you’re light headed from trying so hard not to moan like a bitch in heat while his older brother fucks you into his mattress.

Your hip joints burn in protest as Choso squats over you and folds you even further in half, one of your feet involuntarily twitching as your spread legs hang uselessly in the air, the backs of your knees slick with sweat as they press hard into his muscled thighs. 

It’s been fun sneaking around with Choso these past few months—brushing fingertips across the couch cushions in their shared apartment; stealing hurried, messy kisses pressed up against the door in the entryway; sending him suggestive texts while you’re sitting at the kitchen table with Yuji and waiting to hear him choke on his spit from across the room.

“Almost there,” he murmurs placatingly.

It’s been fun, and you’ve been so fucking good at keeping quiet—even that time that Choso slipped a hand up your skirt beneath the cover of a blanket right there in the goddamn living room while the three of you were watching a movie.

But right now?

Well—

Choso finally bottoms out inside of you, the position allowing him to seat his cock deep within the tight, dripping walls of your cunt. So, so deep.

Fuck.

Fuck.

You want to fucking scream.

You feel so full, your nerves are singing with pleasure, the feral urge to somehow try to stuff his dick even deeper inside of your pussy leading you to whimper as you rut against him. You might be losing your mind right now.

“I wanna fill you up so bad right now,” Choso exhales, his voice rough, body pressed flush against yours, his teeth grazing the shell of your ear.

You know he feels the way your cunt tightens around him at that, your walls desperately squeezing his cock in a silent plea. He starts to move, slowly plunging his shaft in and out of the sopping wet heat between your legs. 

Chuckling, he runs a hand up your upturned wrist and laces his fingers with your own, pressing your palm down into the mattress. “You’d like that, wouldn’t you? Being full of my cum?”

A whimper crawls out of you, and he swallows it, lips roughly sliding over yours as if tongue-fucking your mouth is going to somehow make you less likely to break down into horny, needy tears. All you can manage is a nod, and he nips at your bottom lip before trailing his lips along your cheek, stopping to suck at the hinge of your jaw while he increases the pace of his thrusts, and there’s nothing you can do to mask the filthy squelch of your cunt as it overflows with arousal. 

“You’re such a good girl, taking me like this. I bet you’d let me fuck a baby into you right now.”

You bury your teeth in his shoulder, letting your answering moan vibrate against his warm skin, and he groans in response, cock now ruthlessly pounding in and out of you, the mattress groaning in time with the slap of his balls against your ass.

And then every muscle in your body contracts as the air leaves your lungs, a blistering orgasm splintering through your veins and leaving nothing but trembling, gushing pleasure in its wake. Choso’s dick slides out of you barely a breath later, his shaft slipping firmly along your overly sensitive, swollen clit as hot, thick ropes of cum spray all over your tits.

[reidsdimples]

18+❤️‍🔥 MDNI‼️

Oh to be sitting on Spence’s lap, slowly riding his cock while his pants are half way down his thighs. His mouth is wide open as he tries to breathe each time you roll your hips down onto him.

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

the day fanfic writers don't make yn go into shock at the slightest whiff of spice is the day i can finally rest easy