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the urge to deactivate rn
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Average leverage episode
Victim: please mr. Leverage. They bought my orphanage and they’re going to sell all the orphans I need you to stop them
Nate “Leverage” Leverage: I think we can get you some… leverage
Sophie: I’m going to start a bullshit argument now
Nate: please dont
Sophie: it’s going to last the whole episode
Nate: 🙄women (laughtrack)
Hardison: alright this is our mark Mr. Monopoly. He owns 16 weapons companies and took in 100000 billion million dollars last year. He just got into the orphan business and on the weekends he plays puppy golf.
Parker: whats puppy golf
Hardison: it’s like golf but you use puppies
Elliot: I’ve seen it. (snifffs deeply) not fun
Hardison: this guys ruthless. we’re going to be exploiting his one weakness. He really likes having a lot of money
Sophie: how?
Nate: we go steal an abstract concept
*they steal an abstract concept*
The mark: hello. I was impressed by your ownership of an abstract concept
Sophie: we’ll give you 50 trillion dollars for the orphanage
Mark: Zamn!!!
Sophie: 😏 we got him
*1 day later*
Sophie: here’s the 50 trillion dollars (holds up briefcase full of crimes)
The mark: I don’t want your money any more. I have a new plan. I’m goijng to dress all the orphans in hot dog costumes and start a theme park
Sophie: 😦
Elliot: we’re blown
Nate: Sophie throw the briefcase 💼 in the lake
Mark: whoa!! Thats wet money
Sophie: I can give you 5000 more orphans. Meet me at this unmarked warehouse in 6 hours
Mark: awooga
Hardison: Nate do you have a plan?
Nate: not yet
*Fade to black*
Nate: alright the marks on his way. Hardison what’s your 20
Hardison: I need at least 30 minutes to finish this Lego Taj Mahal
Nate: ok I’ll stall
Nate (playing bit character): I cooka da pizza!! Ohhhh (drops full pan of sauce on the marks head instantly killing him) mamma Mia (walks into the sea)
Parker: guys we have a problem
*6 Bad Men materialize out of thin air*
Elliot: 😒I got this 👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊🤛🤜🤛🤜✊🩼✊🦶🦵✊🤛🚪🦶✊🦵🤌✊🦶👊🦵✊✊👊🎷👊👊👊
*the Bad Men disintegrate*
Elliot: shit hes here (dives into a trash can)
*the mark reaches the building. There are orphans waving at him from the windows*
Mark: ok I’m here to take the orphans
The police: SIR YOURE COMING WITH US
Mark: what?? This is a completely legal orphan deal
Police: theres no orphans here
*police man grabs an orphan. Hes flat. Flashback to Hardison setting up 5000 cardboard orphan cutouts*
Mark: but what are you arresting me for??
Police man: sir you filled all of city hall with gravy
*flashback to Nate filling city hall with gravy while wearing a T-shirt that says “Im bad businessman”*
Mark: you can’t do this to me!!
Police: (arrests him)
Nate: heh. You could say he got... Leveraged
Parker: i have autism
Everyone: oh my god Parker shut up
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Santa Barbara's insanest polycule
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“would you pin me down and leave bruises that don’t go away”
“is that what you want?”
hey criminal minds writing room that was fucking insane. you’re all crazy im having you locked up. why would you do that to me. why would you have thee spencer reid when she when he when the when if it that’s. it’s. i know someone in that room wanted to fuck him. someone writing that script wanted to fuck spencer reid.
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Emily Prentiss being straight is about as believable as Spencer Reid being neurotypical.
#poor fucker works with fbi profilers and is still somehow out here rawdogging undiagnosed autism#she is a lesbian your honor#autistic spencer reid#criminal minds#emily prentiss#spencer reid#shitpost
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Adventure time au where everything is the same but the only clothes Simon and Marcy could find in the apocalypse came from Spencers
I just think they deserve to have father-daughter bonding/trauma time while looking absolutely ridiculous, is that too much to ask?
Don’t ask why I put so much effort into this, I was in a wild sleep deprived state 💥
#all of these are real clothes from Spencer’s; I spent 2 hours looking for every garment so your welcome i guess?#I stayed up til 8 AM and still worked on it when I was told a very dear family member of mine passed; appreciate my stupidity please 👍#dont ask where the crown is; pretend it’s in his bag or something im too tired to draw that rn#it’s also super faint but Simon has top surgery scars; it’s just hard to see past the mesh#adventure time#adventure time simon#simon petrikov#adventure time marceline#marceline abadeer#simon and marcy#adventure time fandom#adventure time fanart#adventure time headcanons#adventure time shitpost#at simon#at marceline#fanart#art#digital art#clip studio art#digital fanart#citricacidart
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#criminal minds#shitposting#incorrect quotes#paget brewster#emily prentiss#dr spencer reid#spencer reid#mgg#matthew gray gubler#mgg pics#criminal minds fandom#criminal minds memes#incorrect tweets#cm memes#bau#cm incorrect quotes#incorrect cm#incorrect text posts#cm texts
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evan peters i will always be waiting for you with open arms. and open legs. and an open mouth.
#unashamed thirst post#evan peters#american horror story#peter maximoff#colin zabel#luke cooper#kai anderson#austin sommers#jpm#james patrick march#tate langdon#kit walker#kyle spencer#stan bowes#jimmy darling#cooper day#max cooperman#ahs cult#ryan murphy#girlblogging#coquette#hyper feminine#2014 tumblr#shitpost#this is a girlblog#cinnamon girl#tumblr girlies#jay bahadur#evan thomas peters#warren lipka
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psych shitpost because i just finished my hardest final
#psych the show#psych#shawn spencer#shawn spencer fanart#shitpost#psych 2006#carlton lassiter#juliet o'hara
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Shawn Spencer is so digging pretty nails I just know it (he’s showing them off to everyone)
#happy pride#:)#also he’s so stealing Juliet’s nail polish when he’s removing these#like I think he’d be a guy to just casually wear nail polish#sillyposting#shitpost#shawn spencer#psych tv#psych (2006)#my art#psych fanart#I think?#not really art tbh#just a picture to make you understand the vision#psych
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@noahkahansorangejuice IS SPECIAL PLS GO TELL HER
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I made these ttte character profiles, enjoy🤣
(these were made on an app called twinote, basically a fake twitter)
#ttte#ttte au#ttte shitpost#shitpost#twinote#ttte ben#ttte bill#ttte bill and ben#ttte boco#ttte edward#ttte donald#ttte douglas#ttte donald and douglas#ttte gordon#ttte the flying scotsman#ttte diesel#ttte spencer#ttte tornado#sir nigel gresley#Cock of the north#ttte oliver#ttte duck#ttte mallard#So many tags holy
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same energy
i fucking love my pinterest feed sometimes
#piqt posts#criminal minds#spencer reid#spencer reid x y/n#spencer reid x reader#star wars#obi wan kenobi#obi wan#obiwan kenobi#ewan mcgregor#matthew gray gubler#criminal minds shitpost
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being obsessed with a show that is twenty years old is so hard.... i live in constant fear that the community will die and it will just be me screaming into the void about a man who was twenty four years old when i was born. spencer reid lovers we are so so brave for persevering
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Oh my gosh I love criminal minds
*unhinges jaw and swallows series whole*
#criminal minds#spencer reid#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid x you#criminal minds x reader#criminal minds x you#spencer reid scenario#spencer reid headcanon#headcanons#unhinges jaw#shitpost
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