#spawn doll

[vernallagom0rphs]

Vernal Lagomorphs: Pizza Princess

New Canon:

*Clara was one of the few people ever given permission to call William "Bill" or "Billy"

*William would've been a pageant dad if he hadn't invested all of his negative emotions and deep Henry obsession towards missing children incidents

*Elizabeth did pageantry for many years (up until the Miss Utah incident)

*The Aftons became so ruthless in the pageantry circuit across Utah that different aliases were used to compete in neighboring states

[dark-elf-writes]

Nielan modern au where they were childhood friends that lost contact after high school and only meet again when they are picking up their significantly younger brothers (Huaisang is officially adopted by Mingjue. Wangji was technically adopted by Lan Qiren but Xichen does all the actual parenting) up from the same daycare and immediately bond over how hard it is to be father, mother, and older brother.

This includes notable moments such as:

Xichen calling Mingjue in tears because Wangji bit a boy (Wei Wuxian) at daycare and clearly this means Xichen failed him somewhere (“Da-ge stop laughing!”)

Mingjue FaceTiming Xichen at fuck off early in the morning with Huaisang crying becuase his brother really wants his hair braided but Mingjue can’t figure out the stupid fucking video (“Xichen I will drive over there if you don’t stop giving me that look I swear to god.”)

Xichen has to drag Wangji over to demonstrate because he can’t explain it right so they go to daycare with matching hairstyles. Huaisang is thrilled. Wangji seems like he’s chill about it but he did try to bite a different kid for trying to mess up his hair so clearly he likes it more than it seems.

Both of them tripping into an impromptu older sibling support group after Yanli, who is parenting both Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng (pray for her honestly. I don’t think both A-Ying and A-Cheng have been out of some kind of cast at the same time since she adopted them and they will not stop dating each other to do things that end in hospital trips) makes Wei Wuxian apologize to Wangji and lets slip that she and Wen Qing get coffee and compare notes for being SIbling Parents

Wangji giving both of them a very impressive presentation (for a preschooler) on why pets are good for growing children as a reason for why he needs bunnies and A-Sang needs birds. Neither of them will admit they were already going to say yes before A-Sang started crying.

Drunken Lan shenanigans on the one (1) night they could all get babysitters

Xichen calling Mingjue in tears again because Wangji made a friend (“A-Sang doesn’t count da-ge he’s an inherited friend. A friend in law. Yes it’s the same child he bit, why do you ask?”) and clearly this means Xichen is learning how to move past generational trauma and oh god does this mean he will find a new way to fuck Wangji up?

Drunken Lan Shenanigans extend to adult strength cold medicine which was only learned after a very sniffly and miserable sounding Wangji called Da-ge for reinforcements.

Wen Qing is 🤏 this close to locking these two idiots in a room until they get catch up to the program and realize the entire parenting group for the day care has been assuming they’re going to get married any day now. She’ll even provide free childcare. What do you mean she has something going on with Yanli? Clearly they’re just very close friends supporting each other through raising their younger brothers.

Nie Mingjue and his bitter rival That One Auntie who keeps grabbing the last pack of the specific snacks he likes at the grocery store no matter what time he goes or when the store restocks. (“She’s doing it on purpose Xichen! I don’t know how but she is!”)

And more :)

[ainavenelf]

I'm celebrating the completion of Astarion's head with a small photo shoot.

Astarion/Tav

[kryptokat96]

More abomination Hell spawn have been leaked.

[spidercoris]

r.i.p uzi doorman, you would’ve loved kys jokes.

r.i.p serial designation N you would’ve loved stim boards and playing animal crossing.

r.i.p serial designation V you would’ve loved laughing at little kids falling off their bikes.

r.i.p serial designation J you would’ve loved ikea and any sort of stationary stores.

r.i.p doll you would’ve loved voodoo dolls and needle felting.

r.i.p tessa you would’ve loved using siri and chatgbt to practice talking to other people.

[thegreatyin]

regarding the caeru callout post. i- how. i am flabbergastered. how do you people write this shit??? i've been playing three bleeding years and all i have is a skeleton who pretends to be a genius but is in fact a buffoon who has no idea what he's doing, a gay whore of an author who throws elaborate and incredibly illegal parties at his lavish townhouse whenever he's not in exile or prison... and then there's just blackbeard the pirate sitting in the corner. what am i doing wrong pls help

genuine answer: do absolutely deranged roleplaying with your friends and it will all spawn naturally over time (trust me i have like. a decade of experience with this exact phenomenon. all rp inevitably evolves into kingdom hearts and/or homestuck levels of complicated interwoven plot if you give it enough time and blorboing)

equally genuine answer: be absolutely shameless and do whatever you think is coolest. hype yourself up. be your own biggest fan. kill the part of you that cringes. if you make (to use a completely hypothetical example) a semi-immortal homunculus who's made in the image of a man that died years ago and from his perspective has been resurrected against his will you have to Own That Shit. you can't turn around and mock yourself/put yourself down about it. you gotta be earnest and shameless and confident. eventually you'll fool everyone else into thinking you actually are all of those things. i don't know how else to express that besides It Really Just Works

also practice. lots and lots of writing practice and writing experience. but that's the obvious advice you hear from every creative ever

[gacha-alex]

Top 10 My Comfort Characters

Spider-Man (Marvel Comics)

Batman (DC Comics)

Grendel (Matt Wagner Grendel)

Takeshi Hongo (Shin Kamen Rider)

Spawn (Todd McFarlane Spawn)

Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)

Sheen (The Bedfellows)

Stolas (Helluva Boss)

Jeff The Killer (Creepypasta)

Mystery Burns (Doll Eye)

[nebulousboops]

uhhhhh my guide and hero designs!! Well saying the guide design is mine is a stretch since I drew a lot of inspiration from @murderofsomeone's but he's got glasses! and boots! It's totally different don't look at me!

I. Don't really have the energy to explain my personal interpretation of their lore, but just know this; Asher and Nova were created by deities to be their "avatars" of sorts, so they share a mental and somewhat physical link with them.

You can probably guess who Asher is an avatar for, and Nova was created by a deity of the Aether to serve as its guardian. They're also both basically immortal, not aging and not able to die of natural causes. So they're kinda stuck together forever, not that I think either of them mind

[99thpercentile]

re: that “if you want someone who will respect you as an equal but still put you on your knees when you want, you want Gortash” thing, no. ascended Astarion fans want to have fun fantasizing about a dark scenario, not healthy power exchange. which is fine!

and to be completely fair, people saying “spawn fans who want Astarion to be a prince charming actually just want Wyll” are also wrong. they want to fantasize about an awful person changing his ways because of his love for them, a la Mr. Darcy. which is also fine! it’s all fine!

[mothiir]

@the-raven-lady

Yeah tbqh I’d let him keep the kid because what is that

[friendlyfangs]

this is my 69th screenshot im so serious

[polystyrenequeen]

i'll know i've found my soulmate when she agrees to do karaoke of the whole self-titled new york dolls album with me. beginning to end.

[ainavenelf]

Astarion's shirt is done

[waffleloser]

Childhood memories were unlocked today. I was a Bratz kid growing up but I only had girls, but my little brothers had their own toys, so my Yasmin doll would be married to some Spawn action figures, and the rest would be their kids.

[pnuk-r0ck]

I need 2 find space for more dolls I’m running out man

[gacha-alex]

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