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icycoldninja · 6 days ago
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FLUFFCEMBER DAY#29: (Sparda boys x Reader)
Movie night headcannons
¤ Dante ¤
-Dante's movie taste has two sides: absolute chaotic bullshit or really cheesy romance movies that should only be viewed by boy-crazy teen girls.
-He will insist you watch his picks and only lets you watch yours if you beg or if he doesn't have a specific movie in mind.
-Makes a crap ton of popcorn and eats like a pig, getting salt all over the couch.
-Also brings beers for some reason. Movie nights aren't exactly a reason to drink, yet here he is.
-As the movie progresses, he gets more and more clingy; by the time the movie's finished and the credits are rolling, he's practically smothering you.
-When kissing scenes pop up he looks at you expectantly, as if he wants you to re-enact whatever the actors are doing on him.
■ Vergil ■
-Vergil has had enough action and horror for his life, so it's only natural that he likes fluffy stuff, like Hallmark holiday movies.
-You'll find him sitting comfortably on the couch with a hot, steaming cup of tea and maybe a few cookies, enjoying the show and all it's cheesy-ness.
-Prefers to watch movies alone because it's quieter that way, but he won't object if you want to join him.
-He will watch whatever you decide to put on, but know that he will be silently judging every second of it.
-Can't be bothered to make the popcorn and just sits around playing with the remote while you do it. This isn't because he's lazy, it's because he doest know how and fears embarrassing himself if he tries and inevitably fails.
-The best part of movie night by far is the fact that you guys have so much fun just hanging around together. It doesn't matter whether you're paying attention the movie or not, what matters is that you're spending time together and loving every second of it.
□ Nero □
-Honestly, he would rather be kicking demon ass or messing around with his prosthetics.
-Still, he wants to spend time with you so he'll suffer through whatever you want him to watch for your sake.
-Nero likes really intense, violent stuff (as if he hasn't seen enough violence already) because he's an edgy boi. However, if you happen to be of the softer, fluffier type, he won't complain.
-He ends up getting really absorbed into whatever you choose anyway, so none of it matters in the end.
-Doesn't like to eat while watching TV. He feels that the sounds of his own chewing is always louder than the show itself.
-He does love drinking soda, though, and has a lot of it stashed in the back of the fridge, so prepare to feel bloated from all the carbonation.
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bitterlycursedstars · 8 months ago
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actuallysaiyan · 2 years ago
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I would love to see your virginity headcannons for the Sparda boys from Devil May Cry!
😈 oh yesss, rest assured this is coming at some point. You know I gotta write that for the Sparda boys heheh
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zg0nuwa · 1 year ago
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i’m not switching between my hyperfixations because i’m autistic, i’m just a whore
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dejasquietplace · 8 months ago
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oooooo the flesh eating amoeba in my brain
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polarisbibliotheque · 2 years ago
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I'm proudly here to tell you I got Vergil 🖤
I'm not telling people I love them, though.
I got bored and randomly made a uQuiz today. Go check it out!
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chatdy · 1 year ago
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Nero doodles before bed... trying to get back into drawing aaaa
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visikonn · 11 months ago
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Get a load of these geezers
(10yrs compared to 40yrs or smth I forget their age LOL)
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soybean-official · 1 year ago
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I know the tale and I know it too well...
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kaet-draws · 11 months ago
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vergil is my dress up doll and i get to put him in ffxiv gear and pose him using samurai skills
bonus pic under readmore
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not immune to giving him v's tattoos for no reason other than i like it
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vodger · 1 year ago
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chill bro it ain’t that serious
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icycoldninja · 1 year ago
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Dmc incorrect quotes
Nero, tearing up the room: Where are they? Nero, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children? Nero: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.
Dante: Then either Sonic is a god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.
V: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water? Nero: Because your toast would get soggy!
V: Let’s not Dante this into a worse situation than it already is. Dante: Did you just use my name as a verb?
Dante: Can you pass the salt? V: Can you pass away? Dante: Too much salt.
V: I drink to forget but I always remember. Nero: You're drinking orange juice.
Dante: I got an idea! V: Does it involve breaking the law? Dante: By now don’t you think that’s a given? V: I was just trying to be optimistic. Dante: Don’t bother.
Dante: I'm gonna nickname my child "Lil Bitch". Nero: I see you're passing on your name.
Nero: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. V: Wasn’t Dante with you? Dante: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Nero, Vergil, and Dante are playing poker. Dante is winning by a long shot. Nero: Aw, come on. Vergil: It’s not fair! He doesn't even know what we’re playing! Dante: Go Fish?
Nero, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? Dante: grabs and chugs the entire bottle Dante: Dante: It's perfume.
Dante: What is wrong with you? Vergil: Many, many things… Vergil: And most of them are your fucking fault.
Dante: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass. Nero: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL! Dante: …Your point?
Nero: I can be your partner for the next race. Vergil: Sorry, Nero. It's a sibling race. Dante: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this. Vergil: It's only children, Dante. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you!
Dante: They called me the B-word. Vergil: Motherfucker doesn’t start with ‘b’.
Nero: If you’re going to suggest I try dropping twenty feet down a pitch dark tower in the hope of hitting a couple of greasy little steps which might not even still be there, you can forget it. Vergil: There is an alternative, then. Nero: Out with it. Vergil: You could drop five hundred feet down a pitch black tower and hit stones which certainly are there.
Vergil: If there’s one thing I learned from Dante, it’s to set people’s expectations real low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.
Nero, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?! Vergil, standing in front of Nero: bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen Nero, crying: Please…stop…
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bitterlycursedstars · 1 year ago
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I like to think that the Sparda boys are cut, but realistically, I feel that their demonic healing abilities simply wouldn't allow it, and it would just grow back.
Just my personal opinion.
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dzhfaer · 9 days ago
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DMC #8
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ladyespera · 9 months ago
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for @saiyanblood2 here's some napping Vergil and Nero! inspired from @eirianerisdar's fic It Is Eternal Winter There (one of my eternal DMC faves) 💙💙
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astronomiaa · 4 months ago
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I really like the idea that Sparda and Eva never actually told the twins about Sparda's exploits, the legends and fairytales that followed him throughout his life, because more than anything... he just wanted to be their dad. Not this larger than life figure, whose expectations hung heavy over their heads. Just their father, who was slightly embarrassing and had a habit of accidentally hitting his head on that one chandelier.
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