#Nero sparda?

[icycoldninja]

Dmc incorrect quotes

Nero, tearing up the room: Where are they? Nero, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children? Nero: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

Dante: Then either Sonic is a god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.

V: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water? Nero: Because your toast would get soggy!

V: Let’s not Dante this into a worse situation than it already is. Dante: Did you just use my name as a verb?

Dante: Can you pass the salt? V: Can you pass away? Dante: Too much salt.

V: I drink to forget but I always remember. Nero: You're drinking orange juice.

Dante: I got an idea! V: Does it involve breaking the law? Dante: By now don’t you think that’s a given? V: I was just trying to be optimistic. Dante: Don’t bother.

Dante: I'm gonna nickname my child "Lil Bitch". Nero: I see you're passing on your name.

Nero: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. V: Wasn’t Dante with you? Dante: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Nero, Vergil, and Dante are playing poker. Dante is winning by a long shot. Nero: Aw, come on. Vergil: It’s not fair! He doesn't even know what we’re playing! Dante: Go Fish?

Nero, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? Dante: grabs and chugs the entire bottle Dante: Dante: It's perfume.

Dante: What is wrong with you? Vergil: Many, many things… Vergil: And most of them are your fucking fault.

Dante: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass. Nero: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL! Dante: …Your point?

Nero: I can be your partner for the next race. Vergil: Sorry, Nero. It's a sibling race. Dante: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this. Vergil: It's only children, Dante. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you!

Dante: They called me the B-word. Vergil: Motherfucker doesn’t start with ‘b’.

Nero: If you’re going to suggest I try dropping twenty feet down a pitch dark tower in the hope of hitting a couple of greasy little steps which might not even still be there, you can forget it. Vergil: There is an alternative, then. Nero: Out with it. Vergil: You could drop five hundred feet down a pitch black tower and hit stones which certainly are there.

Vergil: If there’s one thing I learned from Dante, it’s to set people’s expectations real low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

Nero, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?! Vergil, standing in front of Nero: bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen Nero, crying: Please…stop…

[defygodbegay]

[alicethenobody]

Hi can we talk about this official art? Dante hanging out with his nephew it’s all I could ever want ;-;

[omart]

This is call "I have read all the fanfics under the tag Dadgil and I need them to be happy" :)

[strawberrieslovethere]

I kept laughing about this, so I had to make it lol

[st-hedge]

Devil may sob, a family business, solving ur demon pest problems and leaving u with more

[devilmaycope]

what kyrie was doing during DMC5 probably

[chl0eeeeee]

"how to give someone three middle fingers at once"

[krikunjayvoice]

[macskavarazs]

the first time i saw this broody bitch with those damn heaphones was a formative experience

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[leafyxxx]

[the-phantom-otaku]

Making breakfast

Bonus

[alicethenobody]

Me everytime someone depicts Dante as stupid.

[ryanthel0ser]

HAPPY NERO LOSES DEVIL BRINGER DAYYYY!!!!

go rip your own son's arm off in a pursuit of power to celebrate!

Non-gif version of the second image under cut cause Tumblr died a bit trying to load the gif

[n3loangelo]

very late happy dmc5 anniversary post💗