#space snom

[migrated-special-agent-snom]

cc o)_)__\ Fun fact there are at least 20 snoms including myself

[space-snom]

(cc•))()__)_\) Sorry I haven't been active since *checks posts*

(cc;))()__)_\) July, but I can explain

(cc~))()__)_\) I was having some ship issues and I got super stressed and my small body can't take too much at once so I decided to take a break

(cc•))()__)_\) Anywho I'm back now

[space-snom]

🗡️(cc^))()__)_\) hehehehe

How many Pokemon Roleplaying blogs are even on this site?

Seriously, I went to go and check out @i-am-a-snom and his blog and I found that there are like 7 different snoms here on tumblr? What?

[snom-in-space]

cc ^ )___\ Hey! Do you want to do art but are too scared to because you're terrified of making something bad?

cc . )___\ Well, me too. There's so much pressure to perform that sometimes it feels like if you're not good at something %100 of the time, you shouldn't even be allowed to try.

cc ! )___\ But that's bullshirt and everyone knows it!

cc ^ )___\ Try drawing something bad.

cc . )___\ Or not draw, sculpt, paint, design, play whatever your medium of choice is

cc . )___\ If you create something with the expectation that it isn't going to turn out "good", then a lot of the pressure goes away

cc ^ )___\ You can't ruin something that wasn't supposed to be good in the first place!

cc . )___\ Overtime you can start to see your skills developing more, but really, it's just about creating, get back into doing what you want to do.

cc . )___\ I belive in you.

[mysterydungecn]

Tag List!

I have no idea how these work, so I hope I’m doing this right.

[mintyscuriocabinet]

Tumblr, we need your help!

Hi all, I'm making this post to inform everyone about a user that currently goes by the name @/basedhartman. This person is notorious in agere and therian spaces, however, they aren't so well known outside of these niche communities.

In the past, Basedhartman has shown their hatred towards multiple groups including disabled people, age regressors, LGBTQ+ people, anyone who isn't Christian, and many, many more. This user has been harassing others for many months now, coming back with a new account every time.

Most recently, they were banned after they exposed minors to real images of gore on their blog. As members of the platform, we can't allow this abhorrent behaviour to continue.

Please block and report this user. Reblog so we can spread the word and put an end to this. I'll be tagging a number of some of the more popular blogs (and some others too) on this site so this message can be spread to as many people as possible.

Thank you for reading; let's make Tumblr a safe place for everyone.

I'd also like to thank to my closest mutual @scary-friend for giving me the courage to post this.

- Minty

@mmartisttalent @staff @sage-writes-n-coins-mogai @badjokesbyjeff @i-am-a-fish @pukicho @sahbeetle3 @partycoffin @regressors-blocklist @rainbott @damagedcoda6669 @i-am-a-snom @theogclownboy @missevahpony @nottapossum @our-queer-experience @basedhartmanismypookie @cringehindwomen

[snomonomicon]

(Thank you @robosnom, @sneaky-detective-snom, and everyone else)

IT’S TIME FOR THE 100 FOLLOWERS SPECIAL!

ALL SNOMS, I SUMMON THEE

@robosnom, @special-agent-snom, @i-am-a-snom, @pride-snom, @sneaky-detective-snom, @snom-with-a-knife, @snom-with-a-nuke, @oshnom, @apocalypse-snom, @evil-snom, @wizard-snom, @engineer-snom, @thief-snom, @shiny-snomblr, @i-am-protosnom, @shiny-snom-red-edition, @snomfee-cup, @i-am-a-frosmoth, @eclipse-frosmoth, @space-snom, @rescued-snom, @ethics-snom, @otherworldy-patron-snom, @momsnom, @snom-with-sweater, @snom-postal-services, @snom-with-a-bomb, @thief-snom, @i-am-catboi-snom, and everyone else:

🎯 cc o )___\

(sets up a target)

what is your ultimate attack?

[space-snom]

cc^___\ heyo!! Its auntie!! I got you a cake!

(cc^))()__)_\) Awww thank you

(cc•))()__)_\) I'm lucky to have another loving auntie

[mountaindewgay]

Yo

im Evan

he/him

i feel TWO EMOTION 😤 depression… and PASSION.

I’m a huge platonic spaceraps stan

spacedolls!

also transfem Jeremy Heere canon.

snom

Space is big and there is most definitely other life

Maybe even cats

[snom-in-space]

cc ^ )___\

Reblog is this is a safe space for the identities theses flags represent pls follow too

Hehehe I’m a demiboy <3

[snom-in-space]

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cc o )___\ What day is it?

cc 0 )___\ What day is it?!

[pokemonshelterstories]

Me and my partner are in a bit of a disagreement. He doesn't want any fire type pokémon as he views them as inherently dangerous. I asked about other pokémon that can learn fire moves and he was visibly uncomfortable too. Is there any way to convince him that fire types are not more difficult to keep than other types? He currently has a lotad, snom and a scutterbug. I currently have a chingling and wanted a rescue growlite from a local shelter...

that's kind of a tricky situation. fire types do require some specialized care and preparation that some other types don't. you do have to undergo some amount of fire-proofing.

now, growlithe in particular are one of the less difficult fire-types to prepare for, as they've been bred for many generations to bark or bite more often than using their flames. that doesn't mean they don't need fireproofed spaces- they do still sometimes put out fire on accident, such as when they get sick or the occasional fiery sneeze- and i always recommend crating or balling them at night if they live inside. but they're considered to be a low fire risk relative to other fire types.

that being said...i'm not a relationship counselor, but i think you should maybe talk with your boyfriend about why he's so opposed to fire types. i'm not saying there's necessarily something going on there, but if he's that uncomfortable with even the thought of a pokemon just knowing a fire type move, there might be a deeper reason.

[snom-in-space]

cc 0 )___\ I FOUND THE MAP

i am now lost in an ikea and the staff has no face please help they are weird

Sending Rescue Snoms to come collect you!

[gotta-pet-em-all]

A video is attached. Would you like to watch it?

[The video is taken from the same angle as before, and the narration begins almost immediately.

“Okay, so! Take two of the snomurice video. First step here is the rice cooker: I put in a cup of rice and then a cup and a half water. I’m using a Johtohan brand, so the ratios are a little different. Next up, I’m making mine with tofu. It’s extra firm and already pressed, so I’m going to take about an ounce of it and slice it up before tossing it in the pan with olive oil. If you don’t use ounces, then kindly get fucked because it takes too much damn space in my brain just to memorize one recipe and I’m not happy about doing this process twice.”

Her hands move, carefully slicing the tofu into wedges before scraping them into the pan and adding olive oil. It’s clear that this is taking a lot of concentration. 

“You can do whatever conversions you need, that’s too much math for me. Or use meat if you like. Anyways, I also like to fry up some mushrooms, but those go separately. I just grab a handful of those, and I get them pre sliced. I know, I know, joy in the act of creation, but there is also joy in my hands not cramping the fuck up. I swear I’m normally less pissy than this and I really do want to make a cooking video to share, I’m just frustrated and pissed that the last one wasn’t recorded.”

There’s more swearing and a metallic clatter before she returns with a rice cooker and a wide bamboo paddle. 

“Okay, so now it’s time to start mixing. Put the sautéed tofu and mushrooms into a bowl, then scoop the rice onto the top. Add in onion powder, the original recipe calls for an onion but that’s bullshit because the texture of those sucks and you can get the flavor in less obtrusive ways. Then, five tablespoons ketchup and one teaspoon Worscht— Worchesh— I’m not going to fucking try. You people can read the label.”

A bottle of worcestershire sauce is plunked in front of the camera.

“Okay. So now it’s time for the omelette. Everyone has their opinions on what sort of egg is best to use, but I’m just using one big one. You can use two normal sized ones if you prefer. You gotta pick out the little bits of protein on either side of the yolk to make it smoother, then you kinda whisk it up. Shiiiiit fuck I should have done this in a bowl or something, it wants to cook and I’m not done mixing— STOP COOKING YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. Fuck. Anyways, lid on, cook down for a bit. Don’t let your guard down and lean on the stove, that’s how you get a horrendous burn that makes you dissociate for days. Which is kind of embarrassing. It scarred and I kinda prefer having badass scars. What the fuck is this, huh? It’s shaped like you could identify the stove just by looking at my skin. Anyways, now you scoop some of the mixed up filling into the middle and shape it like a football— not a Galarian one, you clods, I’m Unovan. Press the egg around it, and then flip it onto a plate. Poke at it until you get the spikes of the snom, and then add some more filling onto one end and shape it with the paddle so it makes the head, with little mushroom eyes. Last, drizzle more ketchup on it. Congratufuckinglations, snomurice. This took far too long and I’m still pissy about getting a stove scar. Good fucking night, I’m going to bed.

The video ends.]

[snomonomicon]

Snom fact #65:

It’s actually not true that all snoms are bugs, as some are robots, undead, or elemental lifeforms. In reality, it’s the opposite: all bugs are snoms

Grubbin evolution line? Electric snoms

Every species of beetle? Snoms with armor and wings

Astel, Naturalborn of the Void?

SPACE SNOM

[snom-in-space]

cc ^ )___\ The poll is over but I'm reblogging anyway to celebrate our victory!

Cutest Pokemon Election Semifinals!