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FFVII + some of my favorite shitposts, part 2
#Final Fantasy VII#Final Fantasy 7#Final Fantasy VII Remake#Final Fantasy VII Rebirth#FFVII:R#Cloud Strife#Sephiroth#Reeve FF7#Tifa Lockhart#Aerith Gainsborough#Cloti#Barret Wallace#Vincent Valentine#Zack Fair#sp FF7
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a whole new world, bursting with life. maybe more than i can handle, i think sometimes, even now. people hate the steel sky, the slums... but i don't. how could i? all that passion, all those dreams, flowing and blending together into something greater. ยฉ
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finished crisis core so im finally starting rebirth and
HEY HUH WAIT MMM ????????????????? ZACK??????? CORPSE CLOUD?? THE GANG GOT HURT AND TAKEN BY SHINRA?? IS THIS A DIFFERENT TIMELINE OR SMTH?????
#I PLAYED THE DEMO FIRST TOO COS I WANTED THE ACCESSORY#I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS#ff7r spoilers#ff7 rebirth spoilers#final fantasy vii sp#rebirth spoilers
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๐ฅ introduction!
remake, carrd at the bottom for short!
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name (names): khean/sage/saturn/ray
pronouns: they/them (if italian they/she)
typology: intp 6w5 694 sp/so phleg dom
likes and dislikes เซฎ๊ฐ หถโข เผ โขหถ๊ฑแ
i like videogames, typology, anime, manga, flowers language, oc making, writing, singing, playing the same songs on repeat, listening to osts, character analysis, theory crafting, languages, philosophy, psychology, debating
i dislike harem series, love triangle tropes, problematic ships (proships, toxic ships etc), slow rhythm music
fandoms แโ ^. .^โ
hirano and kagiura, sasaki and miyano, parasyte/kiseiju, ff7 (although I won't post about it until im done with the game), bungou stray dogs, genshin impact, honkai star rail, honkai impact, zenless zone zero, life is strange (all), detroit become human, until then, beyond two souls, stardew valley, animal crossing, horimiya, twilight outfocus, fairy tail, senpai wa otokonoko, kimi ni todoke, etc...
byf and dni เซฎโ ห โค ห โแ
byf: I'm a minor !! im very slow at replying (aka im forgetful and may not reply for days), I'm neurodivergent and may not notice when something i say/post is inappropriate so please tell me if it is, i use tone indicators to make my tone clear to others but i really need people to use them as well, emotions and empathy aren't really my thing so please be patient <3
dni: -14 or 18+ unless i already know you or interact with you first, basic dni criteria, proshippers, maps, lolicons/shotacons, problematic shippers, zoophiles, don't use tone indicators (refuses to), homotransphobic people, boyfriends stans, call me out on my hyperfixations (es. saying im too obsessed, exaggerating, or can't talk about anything else)
carrd for short! เซฎโยดหถโข . โข โ
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#hirano to kagiura#hirano and kagiura#hirano taiga#sasaki to miyano#sasaki and miyano#kiseijuu#parasyte#bungou stray dogs#bsd#genshin impact#honkai star rail#honkai impact 3rd#zenless zone zero#life is strange#detroit become human#stardew valley#introduction
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Mini Fanfic #1130: Lockhart and Strife's Sparring Class (SSBU X FF7 X Kingdom Hearts)
8:01 a.m. at Smash Gym Center..............
Dedede: (Walking in the Halls with Escargoon While Grumbling) ('Clicks Teeth') Man, I can't believe this. It took me weeks building up visible arm muscles and it all went waste losing that dumb arm wrestling match!
Escargoon: Oh, don't be such a grouch, De. Think of this like a regularly workout schedule that could help get you through the day.
Dedede: (Rolls his Eyes) Yeah. A year long workout schedule with blondie and little miss heaven hands working my ass down to the wire for lord knows how long.....
Escargoon: You only got like, what? Three hours in the morning left? I'm sure it won't last long.
Dedede: Yeah, we'll see.
The duo stops walking for a second as they notice a familiar face walking out of a two divided door in front of them
Lea: ('Sigh') Was not expecting to reach fifteen sit ups today, but- (Notices Dedede and Escargoon in his Point of Voice Before Putting on a Bright Smile) Oh, 'sup, you guys. Good morning.
Escargoon: (Smiles Back at Lea Along With Dedede) Good morning to you too, Lea.
Dedede: Hey, man! What brings you all the way up here?
Lea: (Points at the Doors Behind Him) I promised the teach and Namine that I would join them on their training session in there. (Walks Over to the Water Fountain and Pours Water Inside his Bottle) Kinda wish we didn't have come here this early in the morning, but.....(Shrugs) It's whatever.
Escargoon: (Takes a Look at The Paper Printed Sign that Reads "Lockhart's Training Program 8-11 a.m." Taped on One of the Doors in Front of Him) Sp this is where you guys go for your workout sessions?
Lea: Yep. 'Heard the room itself hasn't been used all that much before Tifa and Cloud came by and use it for themselves. Why, you guys are joining us today?
Escargoon: Nah, just Dedede here. (Forms a Teasing Like Smirk on his Face) He lost a game of arm wrestling to Daisy the other day, so he has to come here and workout with you guys for the rest of the year.
Lea: (Starts Snickering) Seriously?
Dedede: (Glares at Both Escargoon and Lea) 'Ey, in my defense, that girl uses her elephant throughout the whole thing to give her her that edge in the first place. I was robbed and cheated!
Escargoon: Uh-huh. And last I checked, you challenged her when she was ALREADY turned into an elephant from the getgo.
Lea: Yeah, I don't see how that classified as cheating if that's the case.
Dedede: (Scoffs While Crossing his Arms and Turning Away) Yeah, well, I'm still the motion that she only won by luck and handicap. Without either of those in her disposal, I would've beaten her under a minute!
?????: No shame in admitting your losses there, De.
The trio turns to see Cloud, Tifa, Aqua, and Namine walking out of the training room to greet their newest recruits.
Cloud: (Smirks a Bit at Dedede's in Particular) Especially when you still have your end of the bargain to fulfill.
Aqua/Namine: (Happily Waves Hello to the Ex King of Dreamland) Good morning!~
Tifa: (Smiles Brightly While Clasping her Hands Together) It's so nice to have you here with us today, De!~ And here I thought you were never gonna show.
Dedede: Yeah, I wouldn't have missed for the world. Y'all would kill me before I try to do that.
Cloud: (Crosses his Arms while Scoffing) Oh please. We're not that barbaric. We would drag you here if anything.
Tifa: (Pouts at her Boyfriend) Cloud, don't be rude.
Dedede: Yeah, tell 'im, sis!
Tifa: I could easily carry him out of his room to here myself. Maybe use the air horns to wake him up just in case.
Dedede: (Smiles Falters Down into an Annoyed Frown) Nevermind, y'all are made for each other....
Cloud/Tifa: (Smiles Softly at Dedede) Thank you.
Dedede: (Comically Glares at the Couple) That ain't, no way, a complete compliment!
Tifa: (Giggles Softly) Alright, alright. Let's get training session started before we start wasting time here, everyone. (Starts Going Back Inside the Training Room with Cloud Following Behind)
Cloud: The sooner we get started, the quicker we leave, eh, De?
Dedede: Yeah, you better mean that, you no good, cocky.....(Starts Grumbling to Himself as Him and Escargoon Goes Inside the Room as Well)
Namine: (Turns Aqua and Lea) He seems nice.
Few Minutes Inside the Training Room Later.............
Small, but visible sparks begins to fly as Cloud and Lea spar with one another by using their respective weapons.
Cloud: (Clashes his Buster Sword With Lea's Bond of Flame Keyblade) I gotta say, Lea. (Counters Lea's Blade Attacks with His Before Clashing Again) You're not too shabby with that Keyblade of yours.
Lea: Why, thank you, Strife!~ (Effortlessly Dodges Cloud's Attack) Still a bit on the rusty side, but I got most of this this Keyblade Warrior mentality jogged down and memorized. (Tries Taking a Swing at Cloud With his Keyblade
Cloud: (Dodges the Attack by Jumping Himself Back) You sure about that?
Cloud creates a beam like shockwave from his Buster Sword and shoots it towards his opponent. It wasn't long for red haired fighter to slice up the shockwave in half and explodes behind him with one, fiery strike and a flashy, heart-throbbed pose to boot.
Lea: As sure as the blazing, fiery sun, baby!
Escargoon: (Watches Everything Goes Down on the Sidelines With the Other) The wording could use a little more work, but his pose is a nice touch, not gonna lie.
Dedede: (Turns to Namine) Has he always been this cocky?
Namine: (Smiles Sheepishly at Dedede) More or less.
Aqua: (Gives Her Student/Friend a Stern, Motherly Glare) Now it's not the time show off, Lea! Keep focusing on the match!
Lea: (Turns to Aqua While Sparring With Cloud) Will you relax already, Teach? I got this under contr-
Cloud uses his Buster Sword to knock Lea's Keyblade from out of his hands and sends it flying to the other side of the room, causing the Keyblade Warrior in training to nervously turns his had towards his now disappearing weapon before turning back to his smirking opponent.
Cloud: You were saying?
Lea: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh........(Slowly Puts on an Awkward Grin on his Face) Well fought?-Ack!
Lea gets swept under his feet by his opponent, causing him to fall face down onto the flood.
'THUD'
Lea groans a bit in pain as he is then greeted to Cloud looking down at him while pointing the tip of his Buster Sword at his face.
Cloud: Likewise. But maybe heed yor teacher's advice and take it a little more seriously next time, yeah? Without showing off? (Moves his Sword to the Side andvHolds Out a Hand For Lea)
Lea: (Sighs Before Accepting Cloud's Assistance on Helping Himself Back Up on his Feet) Will do, boss.
Cloud: (Turns to Aqua) Oh and Aqua? You mind refraining yourself from all the scolding a bit back there? I know you're his teacher and all, but still.....
Aqua: (Blushes in Embarrassment) O-Of course! (Quickly Bows to Cloud) I'm so sorry!
Tifa: (Gives Her Froend a Sheepish Smile) It's no harm done, really.
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Loud, booming noise continously occurs as two new combatants, Tifa and Aqua, sparring one another as they warp back and forth around the room before they decided to stop and take a short breather
Tifa: (Starts Panting a Bit While Wiping the Sweat Off Her Forehead by Using her Arm) ('Whew') You surprise me, Aqua!~ I didn't take you for the tough, straight-forward type fighter.
Aqua: (Let's Out a Sigh Before Forming a Bit of a Sheepish Smile on her Face) I'm not always like this in most battles. I just wanted to give you a worth-while challenge is all.
Tifa: Well, aren't you the sweetest~ (Puts on a Friendly, Competitive Smirk on her Face) As a token of my gratitude, I'll be giving this match of our my all as well, if you don't mind.
Aqua: You're more than welcome to do so by all means. (Smirks Back at Tifa) I'm starting to enjoy not holding anything back for once.
Tifa: Ditto.
And with thay, the two combatants resume back to their fast paced sparring match, leaving almost everyone else on the sidelines dumbfounded by everything's going on.
Lea: What is even happening right now?......
Cloud: I couldn't tell you even if I have tiniest bit of clue.
Namine: (Pays Close Attention to the Sarring Match in Front of Her) They're counteracting each other's attacks.
Lea: (Throws Both his Hands Out With a Surprised, Exaggerated Look on his Face) With THAT much spoed!?
Namine: (Turns to Lea With a Bright, Excited Smile on her Face) I know. right?~ Isn't this an incredible sight to behold?~
Cloud: Incredible is putting it loosely.
Dedede: (Couldn't Believe What is Going on Right Now) I thought this was supposed to be simple sparring match, not some intense Smash bout! Those two are gonna end up breaking something if they don't cool it!
Escargoon: (Turns to Dedede) You're gonna step in and tell 'em that yourself?
Dedede: And get my ass eviscerated out this building quicker than you can say "Yolo"? Hard pass!
Cloud: Let's just form a agreement not to tick either of them off going forward.
Everyone: Agreed.
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Dedede: ...........Really? (Turns To Cloud While Pointing at Namine Standing a Few Feets in Front of Him) This is supposed to be my sparring partner?
Cloud: For the time being, yes. (Forms a Bit if a Wise-Cracking Smirk on his Face) Unless you're chicken.
Dedede: (Glares at Cloud) Boy, hush, I ain't no chicken. I'm just want a fair opponent to fight. (Turns to Escargoon) Why don't you come up here and spar with me instead, 'Cargoon?
Escargoon: No can do, De. I'm more of a lover than I am a fighter.
Dedede: (Glares at Old Friend) Lover my ass! I've seen you went to town with that one guy from the bar once.
Escargoon: Yeah, in self-defense. I'm not as fight crazy as you guys in those Smash Tournament you always take part of! (Turns to Cloud) No offense.
Cloud: (Casually Shrugs) None taken on my end.
Namine: (Puffs her Cheeks Up a Little Bit With a Very Determined Look in her Eyes) With all due respect, your majesty, I'm more capable and experienced in fighting than I look.
Dedede: (Turns Back to Namine While Letting Out a Sigh) I know you are, baby girl, but I've been in this tournament business for God knows how long at this point and-
Tifa: (Gives Dedede a Darken Glare on her Face Along With Aqua Next to Her as She Cracks Both her Knuckles Slowly One by One) Dedede.....Are you implying that my very own student is too weak to fight you?
Aqua: I sure hope for YOUR sake, that it's not the case. (Summons her Rainfell Keyblade and Tightens it's Grip)
Lea silently scoots himself away from the potential carnage beside him.
Dedede: (Immediately Gets Startled by the Ladies' Dark and Cold Hearted Gesture Before Quickly Turning Back to his Sparring Partner with a Bright, Terrified Smile on his Face) O-O-On second thought, forget what I was about to say. I'm happy to have you as my sparring partner. In fact, how about landing the first hit on your Uncle De here, huh?
Namine: (Eyes Widened a Bit in Genuine Surprise) Really? You won't mind?
Dedede: 'Couse, I won't mind. I ain't in no rush to get outta here,so give me ya very best shot, kid.
Namine: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Right! (Takes a Very Deep Breath Before Getting into her Fighting Stance) Okay. (Rushes Over to Dedede) Here I......
Dedede: I doubt you'll do that much of damage on me, but-
Namine: GO!
Before he could finish his sentence, the sharp, feeling of pain begins to wrings it's ugly head towards the forner king of Dreamland as Namine delivers a direct flying kick towards his stomach hard enough to cause send him rolling backwards until he eventually and instantly got back up on his feet in a wobbly, pain-filled sense.
Dedede: (Dizzyily Holds his Finger Up) SeE? NOt a LoT oF dAm.....aGeeeeee......(Falls Back Down on the Ground)
Cloud: (Eyes Widens Along with Everyone Else) Woah.
Namine: (Taken Abback at What Just Happened) I did it......(Smiles Brightly) I've master the kick without losing balance!~
Tifa: (Happily Gotten Up From her Seat and Makes her Way Towanda her Student) Namine, that was amazing!~ Did you came up with that kick yourself?
Namine: (Happily Nodded) Mmhmm, last week. I thought about naming an attack involving around it, but I haven't come up with anything yet.
Tifa: I'm sure you'll come up with something worth memorizing. I'll be more than happy to help out if you want.
The teacher and student duo then hears the groaning pain of a beaten down King Dedede.
Tifa: Right after we heal Dedede up first.
Namine: (Quickly Nodded in Agreement) R-Right. We're coming, Mr. Dedede! (Rushes Over to Dedede Along With Tifa to his Aid)
Cloud: (Still Surprised by What Just Happened) Well. That happened.
Lea: I dunno if I should be proud or terrified right now?
Aqua: (Smiles Softly) I would be lying if I say I wasn't a tad bit worried. But it makes me very happy and proud to see how Namine gotten so far.
Cloud: (Smiles a Bit) Yeah, the kid did good. It's a shame I didn't capture all pf this on film.
Escargoon: (Forms a Devish Smirk on his Face While Holding his Phone Up) Don't worry, Cloud. I got you covered. (Presses Something on his Phone) Send.
Meanwhile at The Smash Mansion: Luigi and Daisy's Room........
Daisy: (Bursts Out Laighing at the Video Sent to Her) AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lilith: (Looks at the Video While Laying Next to Daisy on One Side) Awww~ He's all tuckered out..... (Turns to Luigi) He'll be fine, right?
Luigi: (Gives Lilith a Reassuring Smile While Laying Next to Daisy on the Other Side) I think so. He is the King of Dreamland after all. Or....rather Former King of Dreamland.
Lilith: How did he lost that position as king anyways?
Luigi: I....don't think I remembered why.....Let's ask him when he feels better. And when he doesn't get in a bad mood.
Lilith: (Smiles Brightly) Do'kay!~
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#super smash ultimate#kingdom hearts#darkstalkers#king dedede#escargoon#cloud strife#tifa lockhart#aqua#lea#namine#daisy#luigi#lilith aensland#workout sessions#humor#sparring matches#cloud x tifa#luigi x daisy x lilith#fluff#edited
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FFVII + some of my favorite shitposts, part 1
#Final Fantasy VII#Final Fantasy VII Remake#Final Fantasy VII Rebirth#FFVII#FFVII:R#Final Fantasy 7#Cloud Strife#Tifa Lockhart#Aerith Gainsborough#Sephiroth#Yuffie Kisaragi#Roche#FF7 Roche#Tseng FF7#Elena FF7#sp FF7
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not strictly davejade but op mentioned it in the tags and i cant believe im seeing this post a year late!! id like to put in my two cents in about them + socionics if thats ok (under a read more of course!)
so glad that op clocked jade and dave as IEE-SLI cause they serve some true delta realness. i made a previous post about jade and her workaholicism - i think people underestimate just how much work can be fulfilling to an IEE! honestly, jade does so much that i occasionally veer toward LSE for her, but i think that'd be an injustice, since her relationships are her true drivers. its interesting that op thinks of her more as a SEI!
in terms of ops other typings, i would personally type dirk as LIE and roxy as ESE, though these are pretty similar to their typings!
btw op, if you're still thinking of making a davejade analysis based on socionics, just know you've got one person thats really looking forward to it. i think another useful lens for davejade is their enneagram - i type dave as an SP 4 and jade as SO 7.
the SP 4 SLI and SO 7 IEE make for a lovely dynamic that seems like a basic opposites-attract on the surface, but these types also share similar, subtle behaviors and motivations (ie. repression of inward flaws, acting as the ideal self, tendency for outward action). it's not an uncommon dynamic (see cloud/aerith from FF7, and tatsuya/maya from P2), and im glad for it, cause its definitely my favorite one!!
this is one of my favorite socionics posts ever this is why dave and roxy would bond so well (thats their sociotypes)
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nothing to do with sp but a friend of mine saw tweek and asked if i would print cloud ff7 and he fucked up so bad LOL
i love 3d printing so much
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this day will never come again... so let me have this moment.ย ย ย ย ย ย WRITTEN BY JAVI.
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sing sing singin
#tifa lockhart#tifa lockheart#sp?#aerith gainsborough#final fantasy 7#ff7#fanart#doodled#AERTI#I FORGOT THE AERTI TAG LMAO
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literally it's such a neat idea. it's like Paper Mario TTYD but with some extra customization (do you wanna focus on damage or SP?). tbh i'd love to see an rpg that combined like
Additions/Counterattacks & Dragoon transformations from Legend of Dragoon
timing-based defense from Paper Mario
the Materia system from FF7 (have this feed into the prior 2 things)
the elemental Break system from Honkai Star Rail
so you have a super customizable turn-based rpg where you actually have to think and react to stuff During your turn instead of just before/after
>shana can't learn Additions
oh this bitch is for sure gonna bite the dust before the end of the 1st act
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hey tumblr โก I've made it here to share my work with a wider audience ~ here is a sample of 10 of the characters I have cosplayed so far (some of them I have done multiple outfits) but there are more! feel free to find me under this name on instagram, twitter, and deviantart ๐ท๐ฆ๐จ I hope you enjoy my cosplays and creative efforts!
#sp kenny#kenny mccormick#south park#earth chan#harry potter#kara thrace#battlestar galactica#bsg 2003#turanga leela#leela futurama#futurama#drusilla#momo yaoyozoru#bnha yaoyorozu#boku no hero academia#anime#daenerys targaryen#house targaryen#asoiaf#ff7 aerith#aerith ffvii#clerith#cloud x aerith#aerith gainsborough#gaming#ff7#ffvii remake#nico robin#one piece#cosplay
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Mini Fanfic #1101: XIII V. One Winged Angel (Kingdom Hearts x FF7)
4:23 p.m. at The Lockhart's Bar.........
Sephiroth: (Takes a Sip of his Glass of Red Wine He Was Recently Given While Sitting Behind the Counter) Hm. I must say, this is admittedly decent. (Tales Another Sip of the Drink Before Looking Up at Isa) What's the name of this exactly? Scarlett Red?
Isa: It's actually Risata Moscato Red, one of the most well known wines ever made in Italy.
Barret: (Glaring at Sephiroth the Entire Time) And it'll cost you TWICE as much as the original price.
Lea: Twice as much- (Quickly Count Up the Price With his Fingers Before His Eyes Starta Widening Up) That'llcost him a fortune!
Barret: Exactly.
Sephiroth: (Raised an Eyebrow at His Not Sp Former Enemy) Really, Wallace. Do you always charge extra to every customer you meet?
Barret: (Glare Starts Piercing Harder) I only charge extra to murderous scumbags who has the audacity to waltz in to our establishment after all the convoluted bullcrap you put me and my crew through over the years!
Sephiroth: And I'd be more than glad to do it again if given the proper opportunity.
Barret grits his teeth in pure anger before Lea chimes in at the last second.
Lea: Easy there, big guy. I'm sure he doesn't REALLY mean that. (Let's Out an Awkward Laugh Before Slowly Turning his Head to Sephiroth With a Nervous Look onnhis Face) .....R-Right?
Sephiroth: (Simply Shrugs) Perhaps. But what I DO know is that you have no chance of beating me those time, especially now that you don't have Strife or Lockhart here to hold one of your non mechanical hands.
Barret: (Angrily Slams his Hands Down on the Counter Before Grabbing Sephiroth by the Collar) I don't need any of their help to send your sorry looking ass back to the depths of hell from what you've came!!!
Sephiroth: (Puts on a Small, Evil Smirk on his Face) You're more than welcome to prove it to me. Not like the end results us going to change in any capacity.
Barret: Gladly!
Barret winds his fist up to punch the one winged angel until-
?????/????: DADDY/PI!
The two dads stop what they were doing turns their heads to see Marlene and Pichu pouting at the both of them sitting at a table behind them along with Roxas and Xion.
Marlene: No. Fighting!
Pichu: Pichu!
Barret: (Stares at the Kids For a Brief Second Before Clearing his Throat and Finally Letting Out of Sephiroth's Collar) R-Right.
Sephiroth: (Brushes the Dust Off his Shirt Before Tidying it Up a Bit) Of course.
Barret: Sorry, baby girl....
Lea: (Chuckles Lightly) You two got told off by your own kids!~
Xion: Axel, stop making fun of Mr. Sephiroth and Uncle Barret before Roxas and I come over there!
Roxas: And we'll do it too! Don't test us!
Axel's chuckle deceased immediately as Barret let's out a smug sounding one of his own.
Sephiroth: (Smirks at the Redhead) You were saying?
Lea: ('Sighs in Defeat') I'll shut up now.....
Isa: ('Sigh') Can we all please go back at the topic at hand here? We're wasting more time than I hoped we wouldn't.
Sephiroth: I'm inclined to agree. (Raised an Eyebrow in Curiosity at Isa) So you wanted to know if I'm former with this 'Luxu' person?
Isa: (Simply Nodded) That's correct. Pitto mentioned he instantly recognized you right before he and the Foretellers retreated.
Meanwhile at an Unknown Cave Location........
Ira: And you have yet to tell us anything on the matter in question.
Aced: Among other things.......
Luxu: (Rolls His Eyes While Groaning) Again with this? I told you every important, non-vauge information you needed, what more do you people want for me!?
Invi: Your allegiance towards our cause and union perhaps?
Luxu: I saved you four from being forgotten about completely. That has to count for something at least.
Ira: And we appericate your efforts, truly. But there's still so much we need to know about.
Aced: (Rolls his Mask Covered Eyes) Which I doubt you'll ever tell us considering how you are willing to keep your history between you and this Sephiroth person from us for this long.
Luxu: (Glares at Aced) Hey, I was gonna tell you guys about him eventually! (Crosses his Arms Together While Turning Away) 'Just needed to make sure that the unexpected.....(Face Starts to Waver in Fear) painful....nightmarish memory of him doesn't get to me completely. Or ever......
Gula: The guy must've been a real pain in the neck if he's making you THIS scared of him.
Luxu: ('Sighs Heavily') Ohhh you have no idea.....But if you all MUST know thay badly, it all started back when I was stil in the Organization, our boss at the time, Xemnas, thought it would be a good idea to invite that one winged bastard into our headquarters and ask him to join our cause, knowing damn well that would've defeat the entire purpose of the name and brand! But rather than giving him a series of trials like any sane cult leader would, the boss man figured the better way for him test his worth is to fight-
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Xion: (Eyes Widened) Every organization member at once!? How come we didn't know about any of this?
Roxas: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Mm...Call it a hunch, but I think that all might have happened when you, me, and Axel went to that mission together. The one at the Neverland place or whatever.
Lea: (Suddenly Snaps his Fingers While Remembering the Memory) Oh yeah! I remember now! We had to spend like two or three days there just to try and capture our target, whoever that was.
Isa: And I was out inspecting every other worlds that was accounted for at the time.
Sephiroth: It seems Xemnas was too prideful enough to not to tell either of you about the incident. But yes, I was challenged to fight every present organization member at the present. (Causally Twirls his Wine Cup Around with his Hand) To them it was a fight for pride and honor of the name of their little cult. But for me.....(Forms a Small, Smug Smirk on his Face) It was mediocre warm up at best. (Takes Another Sip of his Drink)
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Luxu: We threw everything we got in our arsenal at him and he managed dodge all of them without breaking a single sweat. Then, when the others tried to get the upper hand, he countered all of their weapons with that long ass sword of his and knocked all of them out with just one swing! ONE SWING! Then, when I tried to sneak attack him from behind, the guy STAB ME and slammed my ass towards the ground in front of him! (Shivers in Fear) It was a miracle I was able to survive after that.......
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Sephiroth: His tactics were too predictable for me to care. But that pitiful look in his eyes tell everything i know about him in one word.
Pichu: Pichu?
Sephiroth: (Simply Nodded) Very good, my son. He is Worthless.
Roxas: Sheesh. Harsh much?
Xion: Don't pity him, Roxas. They're right.
Roxas: (Notices the Dark Look in Xion's Eyes) Hey, what's with the look for all of sudden!?
Sephiroth: Anyways, after all that set and done, I was then challenged to fight against their ringleader, Xemnas. A fairy decent opponent, at least compared to his lackeys.
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Luxu: But even with all his multiple lasers and sabers hands, that silver haired freak still manage to beat him before leaving us to lick our own wounds.
Invi: And you are certain that he is as strong as he was in the past.
Luxu: Listen, I know I have a history of lying a lot, but trust me when I say that's there's a whole lot more to him than just some pretty boy with long hair and sword. So I don't want any of you to go around trying to fight him, got it?
Aced: (Crosses his Arms) You disappoint me greatly, Luxu.
Luxu: (Rolls his Eyes Again) Oh god, here we go.....
Aced: You expect us, the Foretellers, to run and cower in fear from our enemies and everything we stand for!?
Luxu: ('Sigh') Look, man, I'm not trying to discourage anyone from fighting here. All I'm saying that there's some battles you gotta choose wisely, especially when you have someone as menacing as Sephir-
Aced: (Glares at Luxu) I care not of how menacing he is! I am Aced, the Foreteller of the Ursus Union! And I will show this Sephiroth clown the true meaning of power and strength one way or another! (Summons a Black Portal Behind Him Before Walking Towards It)
Ira/Invi: Aced!
Luxu: (Pinches his Nose While Groaning in Frustration) Oh for the love of fucking-PLEEEEASE don't tell me you're actually planning on fighting him on yourself!
Aced: I made my decision clear. (Turns Back to the Group) And none will be foolish enough to interfere!
The portal disappeared with Aced along with it.
Ira: He left.
Gula: (Turns to Luxu) So should we go after him or...
Luxu: (Holds his Hands Up Before Scoffing) Nope. If he wants to go out there and embarrass himself in pain, then that's all on him. (Walks Away) I'm getting too old for this crap.
Meanwhile Back at the Bar
Lea: (Nodding With his Arms Crossed Together) Alright...... So all we need to do find Luxu and his posse, sic Sephiroth on all of them and hope for the best! (Turns to Sephiroth With a Sheepish Smile) I-If...that's alright with you of course.
Sephiroth: Surely you must have more faith in me than that, Lea. (Shrugs) But I suppose it wouldn't hurt to aid you all just this once.
Lea: Sweet. The plan's in motion then.
Xion: But where would we start looking? They can anywhere right now.
Barret: (Hears Suddenly Hears a Muttering Sound as he Turns to See a Bear Masked Figure Standing Outside, Yelling at the Bar's Glass Door) Uh....I might be wrong....(Points at the Door) But isn't that one of them outside right now?
The gang quickly turns to see the figure in question angrily summoning a Keyblade outside.
Roxas: Keyblade in his hand, wearing a robe and mask? Not doubt that he's one of them.
Lea: (Summons his Own Keyblade with a Grin on his Face) Then let's get a move on then, people!
Sephiroth: (Simply Nodded) ('Hmph')
Barret: (Adjusts his Gatling Hand Gun) Gladly. (Turns to His Co-worker Before Walking Put With Lea and Sephiroth) Isa, my mam, you mind watching my baby girl for me?
Sephiroth: As well as my son please?
Isa: (Nodded To the Duo's Request) I will. (Turns to Roxas and Xion) Be careful out there, you two. And make sure Lea doesn't doesn't do anything stupid.
Roxas/Xion: (Salutes to Isa) Yes sir!
Marlene: (Hugs Xion's Sides) We'll root for you from the inside!
Pichu: (Hugs One of Roxas' Leg) Pichuuu.....
Xion: (Gives Both Marlene and Pichu a Reassuring Smile) No need to worry about us, you two. Your dads, uncle, and big sibs Roxas and Xion got everything under control.
Roxas: (Happily Nodded) Definitely.
Lea: Roxas! Xion! You two still coming or what?
Roxas/Xion: We'll be right there! (Quickly Follows the Others Outside)
Outside of the Bar
Aced: Sephiroth! My instincts know that you are in there! Cease your cowering and come out and fave me!!
Barret: (Walks Out of the Bar With the Others Following Behind) What in the hell are you doing yelling outside our establishment!?
Aced: Move aside, disabled simpleton! You are not the one I am looking for!
Barret: (Fuming in Anger) The fuck did you just call me!? (Starts Marching Over to Aced Before the Seasalt Trio Quickly Stops Him From Moving Forward)
Sephiroth: I believe I'm the one you are look for?
Aced: (Examines Sephiroth's Appearance From a Mid Distance) Long silver hair and sword......(Slowly Starts to Grin Evilly) Yes.....You are exactly the person I seek.
Sephiroth: (Prepared his Battle Stance) I do hope you give a decent challenge. So far, I hear you and your Foretellers group are all nothing but talk.
Aced: (Readied his Stance as Well) Oh, I assure you, we are more than what meets the eyes. Allow me show you the taste of our excellence!
The two warriors rushed over to one to another as they deliver the first slash from their respective blades in a samurai like fashion.
With the sound their of blades clashes together before the two combatants reached over to different spots, the area went to silence with nothing but the sound of the wind passing by.....That is until the roaring sound of pain and agony is heard from the Ursus Foreteller as blood flew off from his body before falling down on his knees, much to everyone else's shock.
Everyone: Ah......SHIT!
Sephiroth: (Gets Himself Up With Little to No Setbacks) Hm. Well, what do you know? I was right.
Aced: (Shaking like a Leaf) H-H-How......How are you this strong- (Coughs Up Blood) I-I trained....my whole life....into becoming the best of the best..And now.....it's all for not!?
Sephiroth: I don't know to what you and your associates are truly capable, nor do I wish to find out. Because so far you've been nothing more than a disappointment in every shape and form
Aced: S-S-So....this is, right? W-Will....this....be the end of my journey?.
Sephiroth: (Let's Out an Evil Chuckle as his Dark Wing Finally Begins to Appear on his Back) Please. We're just getting started. (Turns his Back to Aced With a Sinster Smirk on his Face) You were bold enough to come here and ask for a challenge, right? It would be such a waste if we stop now.
Aced: (Eyes Widened in Utter Fear) N-No....Please....I-I yield.....I can't fight anymore.
Sephiroth: Too late. (Immediately Rushes Over to Aced in Battle Stance)
Aced: NoooooOOOOOOO!-
And with that, Sephiroth traps Aced into his barrage flurry slashes as he screams out in more pain with everyone else staring at the brutal slash down with their eyes still widened..
Lea: ............Okay. Starting today, let's all agree to NEVER challenge Sephiroth to a fight. (Turns to the Others Around Him) Sounds good?
Xion: Yep.
Roxas: Uh-huh.
The trio turns to Barret who is still silent, as he gives them their attention.
Barret: What?
Lea: Dude, come on. You gotta agree to this.
Barret: And why would I do that? I'm big and tougj! I've fought him one!.....With Cliud and Tifa, but still!
Roxas: We know you're strong, Uncle Barret. But there's no telling what he has up his sleeves......
Xion: (Hugs Barret) And the last thing we want for him majorly injure you. Please?
Barret: ('Sighs in Defeat') Fiiiine. I won't try and beat him up. But I swear, if he starts disturbing the peace in front of my bar, there WILL be hell to pay!
Thirty Minutes of Humiliation Later, Back at the Foretellers Secret Hideout.........
Aced walks out of the portal with his robe dirtied and tornup and cuts and bruises are visibly shown all over his face, all while everyone else inside stares at him in silence. Everyone except......
Luxu: 'Eyyyyy here, big guy! How was the bout? You won? Lost? ('Scoffs') Who am I kidding? Of course you lost! You look all bruised up.
Aced glared at the apprentice in silence before walking away.
Luxu: Oh you're giving me the silent treatment right now? You were talking all that good shit about how powerful you are minutes ago! And now look at you: you're a dumbass walking in shame. (Quickly Dodges the Keyblade Axed Chucks at Him) Ha! You missed!
Luxu then gets hit on the head with a rock as he falls down.
'Thud'
Luxu: ........Still a dumbass, big guy!
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