#soz for the emo again

[cabbagewhites]

crying in public probably isn’t a good look for me but i don’t really give a fuck anymore.

[sparrownnax]

i know that it never would have worked but sometimes i'll see a picture and remember how we talked about how we would raise chickens together and have a small farm when we didn't know how anything worked but i thought you would be there anyways.

[booperbeanv3]

>trans day of visibility

ohfuck

[pocksprincess]

Chapter 4 - Don't Clean Your Windows

Series masterlist

Obito Uchiha x f!reader

Modern AU, obi still has scars, pining, reader embarasses herself (it's kinda cringe tbh but this whole story is in a romcom kinda way soooo), reader has daddy issues but she's pretty well adjusted, reader does not find neji hot soz, unhinged group chat between co-workers

Word count - 1419

Beta baddie - @dabilove27 ty my sweet love <33

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The rest of your week flies by uneventfully. You only see Obito in passing, when you leave the house in the morning and return home in the evening, but he actually returns your little waves of greeting now. The small gesture fills you with far too much warmth.

Your second week on the job was a little more relaxed. You know how the practice runs now and after meeting Neji, your final introductions are complete. But the best part is that you've become fast friends with both TenTen and Sakura, even creating a group chat that you all take turns filling with nonsense. 

Today is Sakura's day. You are gathering up your many supplies to finish cleaning the upstairs rooms when your phone chimes from your pocket. You catch a message from the ‘girlies’ group chat as you pull it out, balancing your bucket of cloths and spray bottles on your thigh, as you unlock your screen:

Sakura-chan🌸: so do we think daddy yams is cute? 

You snort in disbelief and put down your supplies in favour of seeing where this particular question ends up leading to. 

You: Sakura, please stop calling him daddy. One of these days you'll let it slip at work, ya big creep

Sakura-chan🌸: not a chance. yeah, but he's cute. in that tired dad way?

You laugh under your breath (she's relentless) and plop down on the stairs to get comfy, too lazy to walk to the living room, and knowing full well that if you sit down on the sofa you won't get up again until dinner.

🖤TenTen🖤: Total dilf! Or I guess an honorary dilf

You: Lmao

🖤TenTen🖤: Got that “i'll provide for you” vibe going on

🖤TenTen🖤: What about Neji though? 

Sakura-chan🌸: see! daddy's provide, tenten agrees! i still think sensei is hotter though

You: NOT NEJI

🖤TenTen🖤: Sakura nooo, Guy practically raised me 🤢

Mrs Hyuuga👰💍: neji is gorgeous!! 😍 

You: lmao sakura did you really just change your name

🖤TenTen🖤: You can't deny Neji is 🔥 just because he told you off the other day

Mrs Hyuuga👰💍: what!! bet he's lonely, i can keep him company <33

You: Ew no, Neji is the dad I never had. And not in the hot ‘daddy issues’ way…before you even chime in Sakura 🚫🙅‍♀️

🖤TenTen🖤: looool sakura is down bad for neji

🖤TenTen🖤: thought you were in love w that friend of naruto's, the emo guy

Mrs Hyuuga👰💍: he pissed me off so i’m looking at other options 

You: Yeah, cuz that will last long…

🖤TenTen🖤: LOOOL the truth has been spoken 

Mrs Hyuuga👰💍: it's not my fault my type happens to be the ones who don't care if i exist 

You stifle a snort into your hand. Sakura is insatiable and TenTen only encourages her degenerate ass. Not that you are any better, honestly-gawking shamelessly at your shirtless neighbour most mornings.

Mrs Hyuuga👰💍: our newest member has avoided commenting on the hotness of our bosses 👿

🖤TenTen🖤: that's becuz she's too smitten with her sexy neighbour 👅🍆💦

You groan audibly, it's like TenTen sensed what you were just thinking about, and now your stupid heart is racing more than it should at just the mention of him. You never should have told TenTen about Obito, she is the world's worst tease.

Mrs Hyuuga👰💍: sexy neighbour got you whipped! NEED PICS 📸🔥

You: omg I hate you both 

You: PICS OF WHAT?!

🖤TenTen🖤: 🍆 pics

You: I'VE SPOKEN TO HIM ONCE 

Mrs Sexy Neighbour💋: just take a pic of him when he isn't looking, you said he runs shirtless, right? 😈

🖤TenTen🖤: Yeah and you bought him wine!! Such a come on, can't believe you didn't get his #

You: SAKURA NO

🖤TenTen🖤: that's called stalking 

🖤TenTen🖤: get help @/Mrs Sexy Neighbour

🖤TenTen🖤: horny jail 4 you

You: y'all are WILD

Mrs Sexy Neighbour💋: how can we believe you about his hotness if we don't have evidence?? gimme his name, i'll find his socials 

You: And that's my cue to leave! 🏃‍♀️

Clicking the off button, you shove your phone back into your pocket just as a barrage of pings assaults your ears. You pick up your bucket, face flaming with embarrassment, and shake your head as you make your way upstairs-those girls need a time out and housework doesn't do itself.

After doing a deep clean of the bathroom and vacuuming the carpets, you are now tackling the grimy windows in the spare room-preparing the space for your mother's visit next month. And it just so happens that from your vantage point you have a direct line of sight into Obito's backyard.

You can see him squatting in the dirt with a trowel in hand (and fully clothed this time, much to your disappointment) as he tends to his garden. You had a sneaky look at the beautiful blooms and array of vegetables and fruits from your bedroom window not long after you moved in. After meeting the mountain of a man himself it surprises you he has such a green thumb.

Although, when you think about it further, it oddly suits him. You definitely picked up on a vulnerable and sensitive side to him during your chat. It shocks you that such a blatantly attractive man could be so bashful and reserved. You initially assumed his brusque and uninterested demeanour was that of an overly confident and self-assured individual. What's the saying your mother used to always tell you? Something about the more beautiful the man, the more arrogant he is.

But how wrong you were. You suppose a man that heavily scarred has his fair share of insecurities (not that he needs to, in your opinion). He is not what you expected at all and it only piques your curiosity. 

You can't help but watch him tend to his plants in his comically small gardening apron. He clearly enjoys the hobby, otherwise why would he be out there in the mid-afternoon heat working so diligently. A few seconds more and you begin to feel like a creeper, watching him without his knowledge, so you forcefully avert your gaze to the task at hand.

You need to clean the outside of the glass, something you've been avoiding doing for fear of your clumsy ass falling out of the window. But no one else is going to do it, so with a hefty sigh you roll up your sleeves and twist the handle. And…the jamb is stuck from misuse. 

Leaning over the windowsill, you place your hands against the glass and throw all your weight behind the push you give it. The window flies open with a loud crack as it comes unstuck, followed by a thump as its extensions reach their limit. You shoot forwards with the momentum, half hanging out the window as you desperately grip onto the handle for dear life.

You barely manage to stifle the surprised screech that rises in your throat, and with a horrific realisation, you chance a glance into Obito's garden. And of course he is watching you, face a picture of shock and concern. 

You grimace at the unlikeliness of the situation playing out around you and offer an awkward smile to your concerned neighbour-letting him know that you are unharmed, but most certainly an idiot. He raises a hand at you tentatively, a funny look crossing his face, and you don't know whether to laugh at the expression or slap yourself in the forehead for embarrassing yourself in front of him. This is definitely going to colour his impression of you.

With some effort, you manage to hoist yourself back into the room and on solid flooring. You poke your head back out the window, safely this time, and hold out the old t-shirt you are using as a rag (as if that explains everything) before rubbing it against the window pane in demonstration. 

"Just…cleaning my windows!" You holler, voice carrying across the space between you. 

"Oh. Okay!" He shouts back, confused at your admission, and you just about die on the spot. You offer another wave before ducking your head back inside and covering your flaming cheeks with your hands.

You couldn't make this shit up even if it was a cheesy romcom movie. You abandon your task and jog downstairs to your kitchen in shame where you hastily prepare yourself a glass of iced tea. Time for a break, you think.

You pull out your phone and open up the chat:

You: guys, you will never believe what just happened 🙃

[seneon]

hi it's me again 😣‼️ what would you think some blue lock boys will be if they were in the tokyo revengers world? maybe isagi, bachira, chigiri, nagi, rin, SHIDO, kunigami, barou, and reo?

fuck it, we ball as gangsters ──── ft. said blue lock boys above.

about. just headcanons of the said ballers as delinquents / in the tokyo revengers world. their assigned headcanon gangs included.

notes. chaos warning. soz for the late reply on your request, haiko. i'm currently finishing a few requests from months ago 💀💀

isagi — n/a

probably a normal student when teen, and a police officer like naoto when adult. bro doesn't involve himself in gangs. he just lives and yolos his way out.

bachira and shidou — rokuhara tandai

they're besties with south. no doubt. especially shidou who's skills managed to catch the attention of south when he's beating up some kids. bachira only joined just for fun LOL. bro just wants a way to kill his boredom and time.

chigiri, kunigami, nagi — brahman

the trio seems to be more of the sophisticated side, thus brahman being more of a yakuza gang than a delinquent gang. chigiri is probably good friends with senju, kunigami only followed along and nagi was just... there.

reo — bonten

nagi betrayed him when they're in tokyo manji gang. so he got all mad, emo and shi. mikey 2.0. definitely good friends with mikey in bonten. probably even mikey's favourite walking wallet. richer than koko btw.

barou — black dragons (10th gen)

the only member inside black dragons who doesn't do dirty work. instead, he does clean works. like being the advisor or something. barou just doesn't fight. probably also the only guy that taiju listens to lol. they'd be childhood friends ngl.

bonus:

rin and sae — they own their own gang

rin refuses to join any of the canon gangs in tokyorev because he's way too good to be in it. so he joins his brother's gang instead, as his brother's shadow. the itoshi brothers are just glad that shidou didn't want to join their gang but rokuhara tandai's. lolzies.

[emo-morty]

IMA BE HONEST I REALLY THOUGHT HE'D KILL YOU EMO MORTY HOW DID YOU DO IT HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO SURVIVE MURT'S WRATH WITH MINIMAL PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG GAVE ME STRENGTH XD

I DONT THINK I INCURRED MURT’S WRATH WE WERE JUST GAMING! (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。LOLZOR I GOT THE IMPRESSION THAT AS LONG AS I WENT ALONG WITH THE GAME AND HUMORED MURT EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE OK :33

ALSO AGAIN SUPER SOZ FOR TRYING TO TRICK ISOPOD MORTY INTO MINECRAFT WITH ME. I WUZ GONNA KEEP HIM SAFE IN MY POCKET WHILE I FOUGHT THE ENDER DRAGON.

[jeongyeonluvr]

what about some little!momo angst? 9 isnt an even number yknow so sometimes she maybe feels a bit left out(?) and its much harder to deal with when she’s small (also can you throw in cg!nayeon, little!sana dynamic or vice-versa? your sanayeon is 🤌)

without her

i was pulling my hair out trying to make this, soz it took so long 🫶

|| cg!Nayeon little!Momo (ft. little!Sana)

|| •CW: feeling left out ?

Momo was sitting alone in the corner of the playroom, her face scrunched up in confusion. She watched as Jihyo and Tzuyu played together, she did ask to play but Jihyo said “Baby’s can’t play with us.” While Tzuyu just stared at her.

Momo's body started to feel weird as she saw Jihyo and Tzuyu laugh and play without her. She didn't understand why they didn't want her to join in.

The door creaked open and in toddled Sana, her chubby cheeks glowing with happiness. She saw Momo sitting alone and a look of confusion sat on her face.

Sana toddled over to Momo and patted her on the leg, she hated seeing anyone sad especially her best friend Momo.

Momo smiled at Sana, thankful she still wanted to play with her.

“Hiya baby.” Momo leaned forward a bit and gave Sana an over exaggerated kiss on the cheek.

Nayeon was looking for Sana to give her a change but soon relized something was up with Momo as she entered the playroom.

She gently rubbed Momos cheek to get her attention, “Hi honey, is everything okay? You’re looking a bit sad, hmm?”

Momo told Nayeon about Jihyo and Tzuyu not playing with her, and how it made her feel. Nayeon listened carefully, nodding in understanding.

“Don’t worry chickpea, i’ll talk to them about it after dinner. You could spend time with Mina if you’d like but she’s going through an odd emo phase right now.” Nayeon explains rambling on a bit, seriously what has gotten into Mina?

“I come wif you an’ Sana?” Momo asks looking down suddenly feeling like they’ll leave her out too.

“Of course honey!” Nayeon exclaims, looking over at Sana as she stares daggers into Jihyo’s back.

Sana quickly whips her head around and starts toddling towards Momo again giving her a big warm hug.

[aolivep]

Damn bro I be feeling lonely as fuq

A month ago I decided to start up a campaign that’s been on hiatus for 3 years again n I’ve been workin on it constantly w aim to actually start in a month or two. Doin art of all the NPCs n shit. PCs too, I’m workin on portraits for everyone rite now

But nobody commented on them so far despite WIPs (sketch or lineart stage) being posted of everyone including all five PCs and I only got comments on the PC n NPC art before that bc those were drawn references for everyone’s outfits n I needed approval on them n shit before I considered them finished. For the portraits I did do a poll when the sketches finished a week ago asking for favourite out of them so far w a quick addition saying they can vote multiple, favourite bc they all have diff comps n shit their like candid photo style. N of the 5 ppl only 3 voted, two I had to ask in the groupchat on IG, and all of them voted the same exact PC, one of those ppl being the one who is the PC. I was like yall can vote more plz vote more then just him. one who responded to that said it’s a funny bit and “I love them, I just love funny bits more” n I get it’s a joke not serious but idk bro I’m so emo. The other said “only need one for best boy soz” I tried to express a few times without being too serious I wud seriously appreciate if they also voted others n took it more serious but ig it didn’t get across or smfn

Nobody interacting in general either. I posted a poll over a day ago n Ik ppl b busy it’s Sept on a weekday but only one person responded and it was the option that was “Other (say in General) and they did not in fact say in general chat akdifjfjeowo

I feel so bad bringing it up bc I think all my friends being busy n shit just means I’ve been feelin lonely n it’s stacked up or something n I don’t wanna make ppl feel bad but damn bro can we get some hype up in here or even some words on the art thats gonna have taken like 50 hours by the end of it 😭 maybe I shud ask my psych to up my meds or smfn. I do not want to become who I was in summer 2018

Shit makin me not wanna work on the portraits at all ughhhh

[420technoblazeit]

Not to talk about TikTok but the youth these days are SO BAD AT BULLYING watching 12 year olds try and bully on TikTok is SO FUNNY, like bro spamming skulls at me isn’t going to fucking, do anything? Bro I was ace on tumblr in 2015 this is the tamest trying to run me off I’ve ever seen what are you people doing

i think it's because they're recycling like. the same old memes and spitting them out again and again. i slapped a target on my back and put a giant neon arrow sign over my head adn some of them are still saying the same old 'this is just the onceler' and 'i can't wait until op deactivates' shoutout to whoever said i looked like servant nagito though that one was good. that one made me laugh

also i got like 100 followers recently so to whoever might be hate following me the responses adn the original caption were ironic. sorry to disappoint if u were looking for someone to bully. i wanted to see how close to early 2000s emo i could get and i recently nabbed the red pants for free at a thrift store. fun to play a little dressup sometimes, yk? get a little camp. all of the original responses on that post are from my mutuals or followers. soz

[kayakischaotic]

CRUSH3D HEADCANONS FIRST‼️‼️

SOME MIGHT BE CANON AND I JUST FORGOT ABOUT IT SOZ

ALSO ITS QUITE A LOT TO STRAP IN AND ENJOY THE RIIIIIIDE

Carter:

-totally dyed his hair neon pink for a dare once

-not only does he collect hoodies, but he totally collects onesies

-if anyone falls asleep in his vicinity, they are getting a sharpie mustache and/or monocle

-he has a plethora of mcr, fall out boy, panic at the disco, and other similar music on his playlist from his childhood emo phase

-favorite mean girls character was 100% regina

-has the autism/tbh creature as reubens messenger pfp

-introduced reuben to tone tags

-loves the homophobic dog meme

Scott:

-probably a mitski fan

-totally had an emo phase except his parents convinced him it was a sign of the devil to make him “normal” again

-when he was little he thought “pissed” was a swear word

-probably a penelope scott fan

Reuben:

-on his runs, he either listens to classical music or musicals

-loves Legos

-has an extensive collection of fidget toys that he sometimes puts in his pockets to play with during school

-wears contacts

-carter convinced him to change his (carter’s) messenger pfp to the btw/adhd creature

-has a plethora of tbh creature memes saved

-demisexual

Franky:

-100% will wear a skirt or dress to a fancy outing

-has painted his and popeye’s nails before

-he totally collects rocks and crystals

-doodles and paints in his free time

-he/they icon

Popeye:

-has never sworn in his life

-either listens to pop or death metal. no in between /hj

-gets straight A’s

Matt:

-actually really liked how his hair looked when it was dyed blue and had lee help him dye it again

-loves to read (favorite genre is (almost) any type of fiction)

Lee:

-aroace

-only followers are those two people who have the joint account (that I can’t remember the names of) and his mom

-dreamt of being a youtube star when he was little and totally (failed at) making trick shot videos

KC:

-goes by any pronouns

-totally wingmanned reuben and phanda

-has died her hair almost every color of the rainbow (excluding yellow and green)

Phanda:

-has never gotten a B in her life

-used to be a volleyball player until she came to renhain 1. they didn’t have a volleyball team 2. she realized she was too busy

-only child

Walker:

-one of his favorite words (and activities /j) is defenestration

Asao:

-has applied to get a new roommate (rejected)

-ace and demiromantic

-they/he

-cosplayer

James:

-him and carter send eachother homophobic dog memes back and forth

-knows approximately 0 rules of hockey, yet still goes to every game

-will always pick dare in truth or dare

Leo:

-worst subject is english

-adhd

-him and henry totally have gone skating together

-unlabeled, ace

-frequent dad joke maker

-has kool-aid dyed his hair a few times

-loves some reality TV

Henry:

-owns at least 20 beanies

-loves going to stores to just smell candles /hj

-reeces enjoyer

-has a small collection of comfort stuffed animals

[what-the-bally-hell]

ty for the tag @ishowarise

1. three non romantic duos - the captain and kitty from ghosts, Neil and Charlie from dps, wee john and frenchie from ofmd

2. a ship that might surprise the others - can't think of any soz

3. last song - pink in the night by mitski (ik so emo of me 💀)

4. last film - the fallout (2021)

5. currently reading - in memoriam by alice winn

6. currently watching - ghosts (again), rupaul's drag race uk, cunk on earth

7. currently consuming - just had a pain au chocolat (that's French!) (pls understand the reference)

8. currently craving - nachos <33

tagging: @tamsinbeybey-she-no-porcupine and anyone else who wants to <3 (I don't have that many mutals 😥)

9 people you'd like to know better

Done this one recently, so I'm changing the questions up. Thanks for the tag @authortobenamedlater.

1. Three non-romantic duos: Anakin & Rex, Nancy & Peggy, Christina & Melanie

2. A ship that might surprise others: Ben/Rey. Except not the way it's done in the movies.😅 There's a bunch of AU versions I've seen in fanart that made me start liking them, and now I have my own AU for them.

3. Last song: 'The Force Theme' by Samuel Kim.

4. Last film: Revenge of the Sith last night with my big brother.

5. Currently reading: lots of SW fanfic, Jedi Trial by David Sherman and Dan Cragg

6. Currently watching: Loki w my sister, Book of Boba Fett w a friend

7. Currently consuming: last thing I ate was a bowl of granola for breakfast

8. Currently craving: to turn my phone off and concentrate on writing for a solid hour. I have a fic to finish.

Tagging @dont-do-rice-babes @stargazer-luna @helloalyss @clawedandcute @kraytwriter @musewrangler @thefinaljediknight @sailforvalinor @ablatheringblatherskite

[xxbleedingoutxx]

idk why my ex complains about school so much i mean he was pretty good at cheating before...

[scrawlingskribbles]

the fact that Raymond never got to actually sing is a literal Crime there I said it ghsdgsdgsdg

[dykehayleywilliams]

[hattiewritesalot]

Hello! If you’re taking votes for the Jane volturi fic I’d vote for a part 2 :) it’s really good, love your writing

tysm! that means a lot to me :D

~Misunderstanding~

Jane Volturi x gn!vampire!reader

Part 1 here!

Summary: So it turns out that (Y/N)'s mate is one of the deadliest vampires out there. Which, y'know, isn't good. But it seems the only thing on (Y/N)'s mind is why their twin Alice didn't see it coming.

Warnings: okay so I've accidentally made Alice seem really horrible in this and I am very sorry for that. Also (Y/N) is too funny in this and it goes terribly off-script and off-plot. soz.

A/N: cleaning out my drafts look at me goooo

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"What the fuck." was the first thing (Y/N) said, it being the first thing that came to mind.

Jane blinked a few times, dark eyelashes fluttering against her alabaster cheeks, before standing up straight and glancing at her brother, before looking back at the group, refusing to look at her mate.

"Come, Aro is waiting."

And with that, she turned and walked towards the elevator, the rest of the vampires, and a lost-looking Bella, following.

The entire elevator trip was silent, besides from the gentle tune of music. Except, it wasn't quiet inside (Y/N)'s mind.

They were holding onto the wall for dear life in an attempt to make sure they wouldn't fall over. Their head flooded with questions, ones that needed answers, as they stared into the back of Jane's head.

That was when they turned to their twin, who was busy staring at the ceiling. They closed their eyes and began speaking in Alice's head, a bonus to their mind-controlling power.

'This is so weird.'

Alice turned to them, acknowledging their statement with a sad smile.

'I know, I could see the way your face fell, I'm sorry (N/N)'

No messages were transferred through minds for a couple of seconds, before (Y/N)'s head shot up and they closed their eyes again.

'Alice?'

'Yeah?'

'How didn't you see this coming?'

'I… don't know what you're talking about.'

'Yes you do, your visions, how did you not-'

(Y/N) turned to glare into the side of their twin's head, who refused to even look them in the eye.

'Did you… know about this?'

'What? Of course… not.'

The conversation was cut off by Edward digging his elbow into (Y/N)'s side, hissing at them to shut up. Oh yeah. They must've forgotten that Edward reads minds. Whoops.

And as the group left the elevator, (Y/N) couldn't help but think that there was something Alice wasn't telling them.

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The room was large and extravagant, with three elegant chairs in the middle, each occupied by a different vampire.

Aro, you guessed, as he looked exactly like how Carlisle had described him to, rose from his throne thingie, and began speaking. In all honesty (Y/N) was not really listening, instead focusing on the ruby gaze of another vampire.

They didn't look at Jane, in fear of her looking away, but they could almost feel her nervousness. Times like this were when (Y/N) wished they had Jasper's power.

Then, far too quickly, it seemed, Edward was suddenly being beaten up on the floor. Okay, that was rude. Yeah, (Y/N) didn't like Edward very much, often having late-night-talk-shit sessions about him with Rosalie, but that was low.

"Okay emo boy, calm yourself." Aro turned to look at them, as did the rest of the Volturi.

"I know this bitch can be a handful, but don't throw him on the floor because you're mad that his hair is less greasy than yours."

The rest of the vampires seemed shocked, insulted even, but out of the corner of your eye you could see Jane and Felix cover their mouths with their hands to try and hide little laughs.

"I beg your pardon?"

"I'm just being honest. It's my best quality, y'know." The red-eyed vampire shrivelled up his nose as their teasing. "Somebody get this hideous creature out of my sight." He said, waving his hand dramatically.

"I don't think you can talk about being ugly, you look like you got no love as a child and now drown yourself in hair gel to get some form of attention."

Aro's eyebrows furrowed at their sassy remarks, and turned to Jane. "Jane. Now."

(Y/N) turned to look at Jane, who's slightly panicked eyes met theirs for a second, before she turned to look at Aro again.

"I… cannot."

"Pardon?"

"I- they-"

"They're mates."

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Alice had finally spoken up, forcing her way through the small crowd. Gasps erupted from around the room as (Y/N) stared harshly into the side of their twin's head.

"I've seen it, in my visions, for longer than I care to admit. We wouldn't want to separate mates, now, would we?" She asked, her tone slightly taunting.

If (Y/N) could cry, they would've in that very moment. How could Alice, their own twin, the one being they cared about more than anything, lie to them like that.

Aro scoffed, turning to Jane for confirmation, who simply dropped her head to stare at her feet.

He turned again to stare deeply into (Y/N)'s golden eyes, before sighing and flicking his wrist.

"We take the (H/C) one. The rest are free to go."

"Wait what? No you can't do that! I-"

(Y/N) stopped speaking as a large object collided with their head and they collapsed. Due to their power, their head was extremely sensitive, and their weakest point.

Jane watched as Demetri carelessly dragged her mate towards her, essentially flinging them at her feet. She kneeled down to move a few stray strands of hair from their face, before retracting her hand as if she had stung herself.

No, this wasn't right.

It had to be one big misunderstanding.

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[craftypeaceturtle]

Distanced, part 1

Summary: A group chat fic! How shall these useless students cope with daily life.

Note: This is my first attempt at anything even remotely like this! I have no idea how this will turn out so feedback is greatly appreciated! Intrulogical. 

Next part here!!

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MESSAGES: To Remus Prince (Presentation)

Tuesday, 16:15

Hello. This is Logan Sanders from Prof. Smith’s seminar. Do you have any suggestions for how we should go about completing the upcoming assessment?

Remus Prince: who dis

I literally just stated it. Logan Sanders.

I wear the tie.

Remus Prince: OHHH

Remus Prince: Well 1stly

Remus Prince: What’s the best planet in the solar system?

Pardon?

Remus Prince: i LitERaLlY JuSt stAtED iT

That has nothing to do with anything, we just need to get through this project.

Remus Prince: if u want to work then u have to answer

Jupiter. 

Remus Prince: cool.

Remus Prince: You’ll do.

Remus Prince: My name is Remus.

I know. We did actually swap phone numbers. We in fact discussed which topic we would be doing for over fifteen minutes in the seminar. So we have indeed met. If you continue to be obnoxious then this will be a easier project. 

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MESSAGES: To Remus Sanders (Presentation)

Tuesday, 16:22

Why did you ask that question?

 Remus Prince: I asked my brother that question and he answered earth

Remus Prince: I’ve had trust issues ever since

Roman’s favourite planet is Earth? 

 Remus Prince: HAH

Remus Prince: ye he’s an idiot

Remus Prince: I’ve gotta test everyone now.

Remus Prince: You passed btw

Remus Prince: WAIT!

Remus Prince: Do u know Ro?

Yes, he is my friend and roommate. 

Remus Prince: What was ur name again????????

You can literally scroll up and reread it. I refuse. You got into university for a reason and so you can manage my name.

Remus Prince: jk

Okay then. Do you want to discuss how we should go about creating this powerpoint?

Remus Prince: what’s there to ‘discuss’?

We can separately conduct our research however it is regrettably better to meet up in person to practise not only giving the presentation but also the construction of the presentation itself.

Remus Prince: man you just love sending essays huh

I have written out longer messages. I don’t understand the point of sending a sentence at a time and risk getting interrupted. Plus at least my texting doesn’t seem all like an assault of constant notifications. 

Remus Prince: fair

Shall we say that we should aim to get our presentation research finished by two weeks (15th). That leaves us another two weeks to construct the powerpoint, gather more research if necessary, then practise presenting. 

Remus Prince: k

GROUPCHAT: Goths, Emos, and Remus

Tuesday, 16:26

Octopussy: can I vent for a sec

Octopussy: So! I’m just sitting here. Y’know. Vibing. 

Octopussy: Then out of nowhere the nerd from my class starts messaging me about the group project that’s due a month away

Octopussy: like wtf

Octopussy: nice to know the nerd thing isn’t just appearance

Vigilant: help

Octopussy: he made a big deal about meeting up as well to do this!

Octopussy: No one in the class even cares!

Octopussy: No one is even remotely

Octopussy: Not even close

Octopussy: To thinking about that project right now!

Octopussy: We’ve got ages!

Vigilant: oh sweet jesus

Octopussy: Like! We’ve got a month!

Octopussy: AN ENTIRE MONTH

Octopussy: Like he also wants to meet up as well to practise

Octopus: Like ew.

Top-Hat-Gay: Are you done?

Octopussy: ye

Octopussy: he’s a dick

Vigilant: oh thank god

Top-Hat-Gay: Ha, as if you believe in god.

Vigilant: If it stops Re from not spamming us then I’ll believe whatever. 

Octopussy: rude

Vigilant: bitch

Top-Hat-Gay: On an actually important note, which one of you last used my nail bag?

Octopussy: me!

Octopussy: you need more green 

Top-Hat-Gay: No I fucking don’t!

Top-Hat-Gay: There was an entirely new bottle in there!

Octopussy: I said what I said.

Top-Hat-Gay: I hate you. 

Octopussy: Thank bby

Octopussy: ALSO!

Octopussy: I found out the nerd also lives with Ro.

Top-Hat-Gay: So?

Vigilant: hE’S FORBIDDEN

Top-Hat-Gay: Wait so the nerd is Logan?

Octopussy: He is!

Octopussy: not that it seems to be having any effect on Ro. he’s as dense as a brick.

Top-Hat-Gay: I saw him today going into Remy’s. 

Vigilant: Why are we even talking about him

Vigilant: Like who gives a shit.

Octopussy: dunno

Octopussy: just thought it was weird

Top-Hat-Gay: Maybe you should switch partners. Especially if he wants to meet up at some point.

Octopussy: nah

Octopussy: not worth it

Top-Hat-Gay: A teacher wouldn’t care. They only want to see good grades. They won’t mind moving stuff around for you.

Octopussy: He seems harmless. 

Vigilant: you literally called him a dick after one conversation.

Octopussy: he is a dick

Octopussy: he seems stuffy but just a nerd through and through. He’s not going to be a prick or anything.

Vigilant: This isn’t really about him. He already got you talking about you know who in your first ever conversation. Maybe you shouldn’t hang around him.

Octopussy: I just thought it was interesting

Octopussy: It doesn’t mean jack shit

Octopussy: Not everything I talk about has some grand meaning.

Octopussy: I just thought it was weird that this nerd I share my classes with also lives with my bro. 

Top-Hat-Gay: And that’s perfectly fine Re.

Octopussy: soz V

Octopussy: didn’t mean to blow up in your face

Octopussy: just annoying to feel psycho-analysed 

Vigilant: soz

Octopussy: okay! 

Octopussy: that’s proof enough!

Octopussy: we can behave to each other so ice cream plz!!!!!!!!!!!

Top-Hat-Gay: JESUS CHRIST I SAID THAT AS A JOKE LAST YEAR

Octopussy: I will eat V’s posters unless you give us reward good boy icecream

Vigilant: chocolate pls

Top-Hat-Gay: jesus do you lot know how long it takes for me to put on my cape to go shopping

Vigilant: yes

Vigilant: we are precisely aware of exactly how long it takes

Vigilant: that’s why we don’t go shopping with you

GROUPCHAT: THE FAM ILY

Tuesday, 16:38

Pat-on-the-back: Heya guys, are we all in for dinner tonight?

Logan.S: I am.

YourHopesandDreams: I will be in at 7. If you could be so compassionate to push your meal back until then, I would be truly indebted to you.

Pat-on-the-back:  Fine by me!

Logan.S: I am agreeable.

Pat-on-the-back: Also Lo! Are you finished with your work?

Logan.S: I have finished my to-do list so I am available if I’m needed. 

Pat-on-the-back: No, you’re all good! I just wanted to check. It sounded like you were doing work for like four hours straight.

Logan.S: It took three hours thank you very much. 

Logan.S: So what are we doing for dinner?

Pat-on-the-back: I was thinking lasagne! 

Pat-on-the-back: also! Don’t think I’ll notice that change in topic!

Pat-on-the-back: I thought we all agreed on two hour stretches of work with a 15 min break at least. I mean... it’s even written on our calendar! There’s no way you forgot, did you Mister! 

Logan.S: It’s fine Pat.

Logan.S: Just let it go

Logan.S: I needed to get it done

Logan.S: I don’t need to be babied. 

Logan.S: I’m taking a break now. I’m okay.

Pat-on-the-back: I know, I’m sorry. I just want to make sure. As long as you feel okay then everything’s alright! How was your work anyway?

Logan.S: Fairly ordinary actually. I had to go through some of my notes and rewrite a couple of pages then I had to organise a group project due the 2nd of March. 

Pat-on-the-back: Sounds productive!

Logan.S: Thank you.

YourHopesandDreams: Ew. Group project. Who’s your partner?

Logan.S: We are in entirely different courses, why do you think you would know them?

YourHopesandDreams: Everyone knows the drama students know everyone. 

Logan.S: I’m working with Remus.

YourHopesandDreams: You should ask to swap partners. 

Logan.S: I won’t do so unless I have a genuine reason. I’ve not had any interactions with him previously and while he did seem half-hearted and obnoxious in his messages, he seems harmless. If he messes everything around then I will but I won’t make a fuss unless I have reason to.

Pat-on-the-back: That’s fair but please make sure to tell us if he pulls anything.

YourHopesandDreams: Your loss. 

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MESSAGES: To Nerd

Wednesday, 3:02

hey u awake

Nerd: What on earth are you doing up at 3am? 

Oh

Soz

Wrong number.

MESSAGES: To Nerd

Wednesday, 3:12

Nerd: What is your favourite planet?

wha

Nerd: I figured it would be fair to ask your test to you. For all I know you could be as uncultured as your brother.

can we not talk about him

I dunno really

I wanna say pluto because they deserve it

but I kinda like saturn best.

Nerd: Any reason why?

Just kinda interesting

Big, lots a moons, ring. 

It’s just a cool planet. 

Nerd: Fair enough.

Do you have a reason to like jupiter?

Nerd: If I’m being honest, my science teacher absolutely adored Jupiter. I don’t know why but that memory of him ranting about how cool it was just really stuck with me. I was only about 8 years old. But I found myself agreeing with him. Back then my fascination was a lot more childish. I thought it was fascinating that since Jupiter was a gas planet it hadn’t been blown away yet. I grew up from that view but the interest never left.

ew that was almost cute.

Nerd: I concur that was very unprofessional.

WAIT

WAIT

HOLD ON

Why hasn’t Jupiter blown away!?!?!?!?!??

Nerd: Excuse me?

8YR OLD YOU IS A GENUIS 

Nerd: There’s no atmosphere in space!

But there’s pressure and junk isn’t there? 

Nerd: The pressure is pulling the mass into the centre which keeps the planet whole.

Do you think we could step on Jupiter?

Nerd: I don’t know.

I thought you knew space!

Nerd: I do biology! To get into a biology degree, I did a bunch of biology based subjects! Why would I know anything about space?

I dunno.

I guess if you look like a nerd people just presume.

Nerd: I’ve personally found it’s the confidence. If you act confident enough then everyone presumes you know exactly what you’re doing and you’re in control, no matter how out of place you look. 

I’ll drink to that!

Wait, in what situation would you have learnt this!?!

Nerd: I have a bad habit of accidentally going to the wrong class and just going along with it rather than anything else. Although I should say I did fantastic in that architectural history class. But this habit has caused some awkward situations. I have also impersonated a store manager to explain why me and my friend were there when really he ran into the warehouse searching for a kitten. 

HAH

That’s brilliant

Using your nerdy powers to overthrow society.

Does this mean you’re a liar?

Nerd: I call it ‘managing life’. 

HAH

Sounds about right.

Why are you awake at this time?

Nerd: I could ask you that.