#soz for the emo again

[cabbagewhites]

crying in public probably isn’t a good look for me but i don’t really give a fuck anymore.

[sparrownnax]

i know that it never would have worked but sometimes i'll see a picture and remember how we talked about how we would raise chickens together and have a small farm when we didn't know how anything worked but i thought you would be there anyways.

[cosmicbolter]

When I said I wanted to feel emotions again I didn’t mean anxiety 🤨

[booperbeanv3]

>trans day of visibility

ohfuck

[pocksprincess]

Chapter 4 - Don't Clean Your Windows

Series masterlist

Obito Uchiha x f!reader

Modern AU, obi still has scars, pining, reader embarasses herself (it's kinda cringe tbh but this whole story is in a romcom kinda way soooo), reader has daddy issues but she's pretty well adjusted, reader does not find neji hot soz, unhinged group chat between co-workers

Word count - 1419

Beta baddie - @dabilove27 ty my sweet love <33

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The rest of your week flies by uneventfully. You only see Obito in passing, when you leave the house in the morning and return home in the evening, but he actually returns your little waves of greeting now. The small gesture fills you with far too much warmth.

Your second week on the job was a little more relaxed. You know how the practice runs now and after meeting Neji, your final introductions are complete. But the best part is that you've become fast friends with both TenTen and Sakura, even creating a group chat that you all take turns filling with nonsense. 

Today is Sakura's day. You are gathering up your many supplies to finish cleaning the upstairs rooms when your phone chimes from your pocket. You catch a message from the ‘girlies’ group chat as you pull it out, balancing your bucket of cloths and spray bottles on your thigh, as you unlock your screen:

Sakura-chan🌸: so do we think daddy yams is cute? 

You snort in disbelief and put down your supplies in favour of seeing where this particular question ends up leading to. 

You: Sakura, please stop calling him daddy. One of these days you'll let it slip at work, ya big creep

Sakura-chan🌸: not a chance. yeah, but he's cute. in that tired dad way?

You laugh under your breath (she's relentless) and plop down on the stairs to get comfy, too lazy to walk to the living room, and knowing full well that if you sit down on the sofa you won't get up again until dinner.

🖤TenTen🖤: Total dilf! Or I guess an honorary dilf

You: Lmao

🖤TenTen🖤: Got that “i'll provide for you” vibe going on

🖤TenTen🖤: What about Neji though? 

Sakura-chan🌸: see! daddy's provide, tenten agrees! i still think sensei is hotter though

You: NOT NEJI

🖤TenTen🖤: Sakura nooo, Guy practically raised me 🤢

Mrs Hyuuga👰💍: neji is gorgeous!! ���� 

You: lmao sakura did you really just change your name

🖤TenTen🖤: You can't deny Neji is 🔥 just because he told you off the other day

Mrs Hyuuga👰💍: what!! bet he's lonely, i can keep him company <33

You: Ew no, Neji is the dad I never had. And not in the hot ‘daddy issues’ way…before you even chime in Sakura 🚫🙅‍♀️

🖤TenTen🖤: looool sakura is down bad for neji

🖤TenTen🖤: thought you were in love w that friend of naruto's, the emo guy

Mrs Hyuuga👰💍: he pissed me off so i’m looking at other options 

You: Yeah, cuz that will last long…

🖤TenTen🖤: LOOOL the truth has been spoken 

Mrs Hyuuga👰💍: it's not my fault my type happens to be the ones who don't care if i exist 

You stifle a snort into your hand. Sakura is insatiable and TenTen only encourages her degenerate ass. Not that you are any better, honestly-gawking shamelessly at your shirtless neighbour most mornings.

Mrs Hyuuga👰💍: our newest member has avoided commenting on the hotness of our bosses 👿

🖤TenTen🖤: that's becuz she's too smitten with her sexy neighbour 👅🍆💦

You groan audibly, it's like TenTen sensed what you were just thinking about, and now your stupid heart is racing more than it should at just the mention of him. You never should have told TenTen about Obito, she is the world's worst tease.

Mrs Hyuuga👰💍: sexy neighbour got you whipped! NEED PICS 📸🔥

You: omg I hate you both 

You: PICS OF WHAT?!

🖤TenTen🖤: 🍆 pics

You: I'VE SPOKEN TO HIM ONCE 

Mrs Sexy Neighbour💋: just take a pic of him when he isn't looking, you said he runs shirtless, right? 😈

🖤TenTen🖤: Yeah and you bought him wine!! Such a come on, can't believe you didn't get his #

You: SAKURA NO

🖤TenTen🖤: that's called stalking 

🖤TenTen🖤: get help @/Mrs Sexy Neighbour

🖤TenTen🖤: horny jail 4 you

You: y'all are WILD

Mrs Sexy Neighbour💋: how can we believe you about his hotness if we don't have evidence?? gimme his name, i'll find his socials 

You: And that's my cue to leave! 🏃‍♀️

Clicking the off button, you shove your phone back into your pocket just as a barrage of pings assaults your ears. You pick up your bucket, face flaming with embarrassment, and shake your head as you make your way upstairs-those girls need a time out and housework doesn't do itself.

After doing a deep clean of the bathroom and vacuuming the carpets, you are now tackling the grimy windows in the spare room-preparing the space for your mother's visit next month. And it just so happens that from your vantage point you have a direct line of sight into Obito's backyard.

You can see him squatting in the dirt with a trowel in hand (and fully clothed this time, much to your disappointment) as he tends to his garden. You had a sneaky look at the beautiful blooms and array of vegetables and fruits from your bedroom window not long after you moved in. After meeting the mountain of a man himself it surprises you he has such a green thumb.

Although, when you think about it further, it oddly suits him. You definitely picked up on a vulnerable and sensitive side to him during your chat. It shocks you that such a blatantly attractive man could be so bashful and reserved. You initially assumed his brusque and uninterested demeanour was that of an overly confident and self-assured individual. What's the saying your mother used to always tell you? Something about the more beautiful the man, the more arrogant he is.

But how wrong you were. You suppose a man that heavily scarred has his fair share of insecurities (not that he needs to, in your opinion). He is not what you expected at all and it only piques your curiosity. 

You can't help but watch him tend to his plants in his comically small gardening apron. He clearly enjoys the hobby, otherwise why would he be out there in the mid-afternoon heat working so diligently. A few seconds more and you begin to feel like a creeper, watching him without his knowledge, so you forcefully avert your gaze to the task at hand.

You need to clean the outside of the glass, something you've been avoiding doing for fear of your clumsy ass falling out of the window. But no one else is going to do it, so with a hefty sigh you roll up your sleeves and twist the handle. And…the jamb is stuck from misuse. 

Leaning over the windowsill, you place your hands against the glass and throw all your weight behind the push you give it. The window flies open with a loud crack as it comes unstuck, followed by a thump as its extensions reach their limit. You shoot forwards with the momentum, half hanging out the window as you desperately grip onto the handle for dear life.

You barely manage to stifle the surprised screech that rises in your throat, and with a horrific realisation, you chance a glance into Obito's garden. And of course he is watching you, face a picture of shock and concern. 

You grimace at the unlikeliness of the situation playing out around you and offer an awkward smile to your concerned neighbour-letting him know that you are unharmed, but most certainly an idiot. He raises a hand at you tentatively, a funny look crossing his face, and you don't know whether to laugh at the expression or slap yourself in the forehead for embarrassing yourself in front of him. This is definitely going to colour his impression of you.

With some effort, you manage to hoist yourself back into the room and on solid flooring. You poke your head back out the window, safely this time, and hold out the old t-shirt you are using as a rag (as if that explains everything) before rubbing it against the window pane in demonstration. 

"Just…cleaning my windows!" You holler, voice carrying across the space between you. 

"Oh. Okay!" He shouts back, confused at your admission, and you just about die on the spot. You offer another wave before ducking your head back inside and covering your flaming cheeks with your hands.

You couldn't make this shit up even if it was a cheesy romcom movie. You abandon your task and jog downstairs to your kitchen in shame where you hastily prepare yourself a glass of iced tea. Time for a break, you think.

You pull out your phone and open up the chat:

You: guys, you will never believe what just happened 🙃

[seneon]

hi it's me again 😣‼️ what would you think some blue lock boys will be if they were in the tokyo revengers world? maybe isagi, bachira, chigiri, nagi, rin, SHIDO, kunigami, barou, and reo?

fuck it, we ball as gangsters ──── ft. said blue lock boys above.

about. just headcanons of the said ballers as delinquents / in the tokyo revengers world. their assigned headcanon gangs included.

notes. chaos warning. soz for the late reply on your request, haiko. i'm currently finishing a few requests from months ago 💀💀

isagi — n/a

probably a normal student when teen, and a police officer like naoto when adult. bro doesn't involve himself in gangs. he just lives and yolos his way out.

bachira and shidou — rokuhara tandai

they're besties with south. no doubt. especially shidou who's skills managed to catch the attention of south when he's beating up some kids. bachira only joined just for fun LOL. bro just wants a way to kill his boredom and time.

chigiri, kunigami, nagi — brahman

the trio seems to be more of the sophisticated side, thus brahman being more of a yakuza gang than a delinquent gang. chigiri is probably good friends with senju, kunigami only followed along and nagi was just... there.

reo — bonten

nagi betrayed him when they're in tokyo manji gang. so he got all mad, emo and shi. mikey 2.0. definitely good friends with mikey in bonten. probably even mikey's favourite walking wallet. richer than koko btw.

barou — black dragons (10th gen)

the only member inside black dragons who doesn't do dirty work. instead, he does clean works. like being the advisor or something. barou just doesn't fight. probably also the only guy that taiju listens to lol. they'd be childhood friends ngl.

bonus:

rin and sae — they own their own gang

rin refuses to join any of the canon gangs in tokyorev because he's way too good to be in it. so he joins his brother's gang instead, as his brother's shadow. the itoshi brothers are just glad that shidou didn't want to join their gang but rokuhara tandai's. lolzies.

[emo-morty]

IMA BE HONEST I REALLY THOUGHT HE'D KILL YOU EMO MORTY HOW DID YOU DO IT HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO SURVIVE MURT'S WRATH WITH MINIMAL PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG GAVE ME STRENGTH XD

I DONT THINK I INCURRED MURT’S WRATH WE WERE JUST GAMING! (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。LOLZOR I GOT THE IMPRESSION THAT AS LONG AS I WENT ALONG WITH THE GAME AND HUMORED MURT EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE OK :33

ALSO AGAIN SUPER SOZ FOR TRYING TO TRICK ISOPOD MORTY INTO MINECRAFT WITH ME. I WUZ GONNA KEEP HIM SAFE IN MY POCKET WHILE I FOUGHT THE ENDER DRAGON.

[jeongyeonluvr]

what about some little!momo angst? 9 isnt an even number yknow so sometimes she maybe feels a bit left out(?) and its much harder to deal with when she’s small (also can you throw in cg!nayeon, little!sana dynamic or vice-versa? your sanayeon is 🤌)

without her

i was pulling my hair out trying to make this, soz it took so long 🫶

|| cg!Nayeon little!Momo (ft. little!Sana)

|| •CW: feeling left out ?

Momo was sitting alone in the corner of the playroom, her face scrunched up in confusion. She watched as Jihyo and Tzuyu played together, she did ask to play but Jihyo said “Baby’s can’t play with us.” While Tzuyu just stared at her.

Momo's body started to feel weird as she saw Jihyo and Tzuyu laugh and play without her. She didn't understand why they didn't want her to join in.

The door creaked open and in toddled Sana, her chubby cheeks glowing with happiness. She saw Momo sitting alone and a look of confusion sat on her face.

Sana toddled over to Momo and patted her on the leg, she hated seeing anyone sad especially her best friend Momo.

Momo smiled at Sana, thankful she still wanted to play with her.

“Hiya baby.” Momo leaned forward a bit and gave Sana an over exaggerated kiss on the cheek.

Nayeon was looking for Sana to give her a change but soon relized something was up with Momo as she entered the playroom.

She gently rubbed Momos cheek to get her attention, “Hi honey, is everything okay? You’re looking a bit sad, hmm?”

Momo told Nayeon about Jihyo and Tzuyu not playing with her, and how it made her feel. Nayeon listened carefully, nodding in understanding.

“Don’t worry chickpea, i’ll talk to them about it after dinner. You could spend time with Mina if you’d like but she’s going through an odd emo phase right now.” Nayeon explains rambling on a bit, seriously what has gotten into Mina?

“I come wif you an’ Sana?” Momo asks looking down suddenly feeling like they’ll leave her out too.

“Of course honey!” Nayeon exclaims, looking over at Sana as she stares daggers into Jihyo’s back.

Sana quickly whips her head around and starts toddling towards Momo again giving her a big warm hug.

[aolivep]

Damn bro I be feeling lonely as fuq

A month ago I decided to start up a campaign that’s been on hiatus for 3 years again n I’ve been workin on it constantly w aim to actually start in a month or two. Doin art of all the NPCs n shit. PCs too, I’m workin on portraits for everyone rite now

But nobody commented on them so far despite WIPs (sketch or lineart stage) being posted of everyone including all five PCs and I only got comments on the PC n NPC art before that bc those were drawn references for everyone’s outfits n I needed approval on them n shit before I considered them finished. For the portraits I did do a poll when the sketches finished a week ago asking for favourite out of them so far w a quick addition saying they can vote multiple, favourite bc they all have diff comps n shit their like candid photo style. N of the 5 ppl only 3 voted, two I had to ask in the groupchat on IG, and all of them voted the same exact PC, one of those ppl being the one who is the PC. I was like yall can vote more plz vote more then just him. one who responded to that said it’s a funny bit and “I love them, I just love funny bits more” n I get it’s a joke not serious but idk bro I’m so emo. The other said “only need one for best boy soz” I tried to express a few times without being too serious I wud seriously appreciate if they also voted others n took it more serious but ig it didn’t get across or smfn

Nobody interacting in general either. I posted a poll over a day ago n Ik ppl b busy it’s Sept on a weekday but only one person responded and it was the option that was “Other (say in General) and they did not in fact say in general chat akdifjfjeowo

I feel so bad bringing it up bc I think all my friends being busy n shit just means I’ve been feelin lonely n it’s stacked up or something n I don’t wanna make ppl feel bad but damn bro can we get some hype up in here or even some words on the art thats gonna have taken like 50 hours by the end of it 😭 maybe I shud ask my psych to up my meds or smfn. I do not want to become who I was in summer 2018

Shit makin me not wanna work on the portraits at all ughhhh

[420technoblazeit]

Not to talk about TikTok but the youth these days are SO BAD AT BULLYING watching 12 year olds try and bully on TikTok is SO FUNNY, like bro spamming skulls at me isn’t going to fucking, do anything? Bro I was ace on tumblr in 2015 this is the tamest trying to run me off I’ve ever seen what are you people doing

i think it's because they're recycling like. the same old memes and spitting them out again and again. i slapped a target on my back and put a giant neon arrow sign over my head adn some of them are still saying the same old 'this is just the onceler' and 'i can't wait until op deactivates' shoutout to whoever said i looked like servant nagito though that one was good. that one made me laugh

also i got like 100 followers recently so to whoever might be hate following me the responses adn the original caption were ironic. sorry to disappoint if u were looking for someone to bully. i wanted to see how close to early 2000s emo i could get and i recently nabbed the red pants for free at a thrift store. fun to play a little dressup sometimes, yk? get a little camp. all of the original responses on that post are from my mutuals or followers. soz

[kayakischaotic]

CRUSH3D HEADCANONS FIRST‼️‼️

SOME MIGHT BE CANON AND I JUST FORGOT ABOUT IT SOZ

ALSO ITS QUITE A LOT TO STRAP IN AND ENJOY THE RIIIIIIDE

Carter:

-totally dyed his hair neon pink for a dare once

-not only does he collect hoodies, but he totally collects onesies

-if anyone falls asleep in his vicinity, they are getting a sharpie mustache and/or monocle

-he has a plethora of mcr, fall out boy, panic at the disco, and other similar music on his playlist from his childhood emo phase

-favorite mean girls character was 100% regina

-has the autism/tbh creature as reubens messenger pfp

-introduced reuben to tone tags

-loves the homophobic dog meme

Scott:

-probably a mitski fan

-totally had an emo phase except his parents convinced him it was a sign of the devil to make him “normal” again

-when he was little he thought “pissed” was a swear word

-probably a penelope scott fan

Reuben:

-on his runs, he either listens to classical music or musicals

-loves Legos

-has an extensive collection of fidget toys that he sometimes puts in his pockets to play with during school

-wears contacts

-carter convinced him to change his (carter’s) messenger pfp to the btw/adhd creature

-has a plethora of tbh creature memes saved

-demisexual

Franky:

-100% will wear a skirt or dress to a fancy outing

-has painted his and popeye’s nails before

-he totally collects rocks and crystals

-doodles and paints in his free time

-he/they icon

Popeye:

-has never sworn in his life

-either listens to pop or death metal. no in between /hj

-gets straight A’s

Matt:

-actually really liked how his hair looked when it was dyed blue and had lee help him dye it again

-loves to read (favorite genre is (almost) any type of fiction)

Lee:

-aroace

-only followers are those two people who have the joint account (that I can’t remember the names of) and his mom

-dreamt of being a youtube star when he was little and totally (failed at) making trick shot videos

KC:

-goes by any pronouns

-totally wingmanned reuben and phanda

-has died her hair almost every color of the rainbow (excluding yellow and green)

Phanda:

-has never gotten a B in her life

-used to be a volleyball player until she came to renhain 1. they didn’t have a volleyball team 2. she realized she was too busy

-only child

Walker:

-one of his favorite words (and activities /j) is defenestration

Asao:

-has applied to get a new roommate (rejected)

-ace and demiromantic

-they/he

-cosplayer

James:

-him and carter send eachother homophobic dog memes back and forth

-knows approximately 0 rules of hockey, yet still goes to every game

-will always pick dare in truth or dare

Leo:

-worst subject is english

-adhd

-him and henry totally have gone skating together

-unlabeled, ace

-frequent dad joke maker

-has kool-aid dyed his hair a few times

-loves some reality TV

Henry:

-owns at least 20 beanies

-loves going to stores to just smell candles /hj

-reeces enjoyer

-has a small collection of comfort stuffed animals

[adamantiuminsides]

hyperfixating on emo aesthetic again soz for when that shows up in my queue xoxo

[what-the-bally-hell]

ty for the tag @ishowarise

1. three non romantic duos - the captain and kitty from ghosts, Neil and Charlie from dps, wee john and frenchie from ofmd

2. a ship that might surprise the others - can't think of any soz

3. last song - pink in the night by mitski (ik so emo of me 💀)

4. last film - the fallout (2021)

5. currently reading - in memoriam by alice winn

6. currently watching - ghosts (again), rupaul's drag race uk, cunk on earth

7. currently consuming - just had a pain au chocolat (that's French!) (pls understand the reference)

8. currently craving - nachos <33

tagging: @tamsinbeybey-she-no-porcupine and anyone else who wants to <3 (I don't have that many mutals 😥)

9 people you'd like to know better

Done this one recently, so I'm changing the questions up. Thanks for the tag @authortobenamedlater.

1. Three non-romantic duos: Anakin & Rex, Nancy & Peggy, Christina & Melanie

2. A ship that might surprise others: Ben/Rey. Except not the way it's done in the movies.😅 There's a bunch of AU versions I've seen in fanart that made me start liking them, and now I have my own AU for them.

3. Last song: 'The Force Theme' by Samuel Kim.

4. Last film: Revenge of the Sith last night with my big brother.

5. Currently reading: lots of SW fanfic, Jedi Trial by David Sherman and Dan Cragg

6. Currently watching: Loki w my sister, Book of Boba Fett w a friend

7. Currently consuming: last thing I ate was a bowl of granola for breakfast

8. Currently craving: to turn my phone off and concentrate on writing for a solid hour. I have a fic to finish.

Tagging @dont-do-rice-babes @stargazer-luna @helloalyss @clawedandcute @kraytwriter @musewrangler @thefinaljediknight @sailforvalinor @ablatheringblatherskite

[xxbleedingoutxx]

idk why my ex complains about school so much i mean he was pretty good at cheating before...

[outrunningthedark]

[scrawlingskribbles]

the fact that Raymond never got to actually sing is a literal Crime there I said it ghsdgsdgsdg