#source: the hobbit

[ouatsqincorrect]

David: Regina, where are you going? Regina: To seek the company of the only one around here who's got any sense. David: And who's that? Regina: Myself, David.

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Muriel: Excuse me, that is a doily, not a dishcloth!

George: But it's full of holes...

Muriel: It's supposed to look like that; it's crochet.

Fred: Oh, and a wonderful game it is too, if you've got the balls for it.

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Leara Rose-blade: Excuse me, that is a doily, not a dishcloth!

Ralof: But it's full of holes . . .

Leara: It's supposed to look like that; it's crochet.

Ralof: Oh, and a wonderful game it is too, if you've got the balls for it.

[ladymiraclewings]

Dizzy: Astra, where are you going? Astra: To seek the company of the only one around here who's got any sense. Dizzy: And who's that? Astra: Myself, Dizzy!

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?

Young Marvin the Martian to Pete Puma

[incorrecteizouken]

Asakusa: Kanamori, where are you going?

Kanamori: To seek the company of the only one around here who has any sense.

Mizusaki: And who’s that?

Kanamori: Myself!

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Smaug: You're too late! You'll never stop me now. Bilbo: That's where you're wrong, evil-doer! We will stop you with the powers of: Bofur: Friendship! Kili: Harmony! Thorin: Incredible violence. Fili: And love!

[hamletthedane]

[evi-anxiety]

Extremely hot take but Rings of Power is a good show and I'm sick and tired of people hating on it, I will defend this show with my life

[basil--and--sage]

*a few decades ago, somewhere in Ered Luin*

Kíli: Uncle! Uncle! Come quick! There's a monster under my bed! It's hideous!"

Fíli (in the bunk bed beneath him): why, brother

[ambusterpm]

More Dís as requested by @pilkypills (thank you) I like to imagine her as someone who believes in maintaining a certain amount of decorum and self grooming, no matter your circumstances, it's important to care about how you look and act. Anyway, here's her getting up real early to get ready for a busy day.

[morningnoodles]

two dwarves meet

tolkien x dunmeshi crossover: 1

[my-deer-legolas]

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Aurora Orianus, during Season Unending: Who is that? He doesn't look very happy.

Legate Rikke: That is Galmar Stone-Fist, a top Stormcloak general. Ulfric's housecarl.

Aurora: Are they alike?

Legate Rikke:

Legate Rikke: I've always found Ulfric the more reasonable of the two.

[ironmandeficiency]

bilbo, after thorin’s death: i have decided to give up on love and put all of that energy into tomatoes

[jaleana]

Thought I’d post this on here ♥️ still bagginshield trash 10 years later