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He's the most gorgeous man I've ever drawn in my life.
I love my alien husband <3333
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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services
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*stabs julius caesar in the back* you're bleeding because you don't floss
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Happy birthday, Bucky Barnes! March 10, 1917
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You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
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can’t believe this iconic moment hasnt shown up on my dash yet in light of today
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I know I posted these already but here you go again.
Proudly unmasked Plo 😚 I'll never be tired of this gorgeous alien 😩💋
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this is what a hobbit would mug you with
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don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!
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I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:
It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.
Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.
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