#source: speechless

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Tav: I thought you were better than this!

Astarion: Really? Why?

[the-black-bulls]

Noelle: How do you cook?

Gauche: You've never done this before?

Noelle: How hard could it be? We just got to get this turkey out of here. It's taking up all the space in the one oven that works.

Gauche: Charmy said two more hours at 325.

Noelle: Sounds like one more hour at 650 to me.

Gauche: Or 39,000 degrees for one minute.

Noelle: Did you just do that in your head? Damn, you're a good chef!

Gauche, who never cooked in his life: Thank you.

[george-the-pumpkin]

George: If you want fruit, there’s jellybeans in the cupboard.

[random-ish-incorrect-quotes]

Arcade: I thought you were better than this!

Courier Six: You did? Why?

[stuff-the-chosen-didnt-say]

Andrew: Nathaniel won’t come out of the room.

Simon: Just tell him I said something. 

Andrew: Like what? 

Simon: Anything factually inaccurate. 

[A few minutes later] 

Nathaniel with a disturbed expression:  I’m sorry, the sky is blue because it’s reflecting the color of the ocean???

[kanerallels]

Axel: This is the worst alternative bonfire I've ever been to

Phan-tu: You've been to other alternative bonfires?

Axel: Any part that's not a bonfire is an alternative bonfire

[incorrectspquotes]

"If you want fruit, there’s jellybeans in the cupboard."

Clarabelle, probably

[incorrectpepperann]

*Nicky is mad at Pepper Ann for some reason*

Pepper Ann: Just let me talk to her.

Milo: Well, she's locked herself in the bathroom.

Pepper Ann: Just tell her I said something.

Milo: Said what?

Pepper Ann: Anything factually inaccurate.

Nicky, two minutes later: I'm sorry, the sky is blue because it's reflecting the color of the ocean?

[incorrectdeathmark]

Yashiki: I thought you were better than this.

Mashita: You did? Why?

[sowhat17live]

Coup's birthday post pics🥹

[slapthebass]

Amazing source video by @castleofsand__ on IG

DIR EN GREY - EUROPE TOUR24 FROM DEPRESSION TO [mode of UROBOROS] - LONDON 26/03/24

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Branwen: You know, if you keep stressing like that, you’re gonna give yourself an ulcer.

Xan: At least then my acid reflux would have a friend.

[idiosynchratic-anomalocaris]

Mario: Bowser, will you do me the honour of becoming my brother-in-law? Luigi: Did you just propose to Bowser for me? Mario: WELL, SOMEONE HAD TO!

[alexblakehusband]

spencer: i have a joke

derek: oh no

jj sighs heavily:

rossi lean back in his chair:

penny takes a deep breath:

hotch raise his tired gaze:

alex: why ar–

spencer: i only know 25 letters of the alphabet!

alex: this doesn't make sense, how do yo–

spencer: i dont know Y!

rossi leaves the room:

jj let out a sad laugh:

derek get up and leave with penny:

hotch gives spencer a slight smile and sighs before leaving:

spencer with a confused look: didn't you understand? it wasn't a good joke?

alex: no! it was.. great, spence, very, very.. well thought

[autiezo]

JEAN V. - I’ve got a new game. It’s called Coupris Kineema or Shitkid. I give you real things I’ve heard Kitsuragi say, and you have to tell me if he was talking to his car or his boyfriend.

KIM K. - Don't.

HARRY D.B. - Both, the answer is always both. And I'm honoured.

KIM - ... khm.

HARRY - I won your lame game, Jean

JEAN - .

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i recently went to the actual WH website, saw the cannon Barnaby after months of tumblr brainwashing *cough cough more realistic barn cough* and was taken aback, like i had to look at him for a few seconds. I choose to blame you and that Weevmo feller' for this

you. you haven't. you haven't looked at the actual website? you haven't looked at The Actual Project? i. im.

respectfully,

What.