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incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes · 6 months ago
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Tav: I thought you were better than this!
Astarion: Really? Why?
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Rhys: Guys, I have an announcement. I've realized that, for a long time, I've been so focused on work, I've neglected the very thing that matters the most to me. Fiona: Over-application of Axe body spray? Sasha: Farting in your sleep? Vaughn: Making announcements about yourself that open you up to ridicule?
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the-black-bulls · 8 months ago
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Noelle: How do you cook?
Gauche: You've never done this before?
Noelle: How hard could it be? We just got to get this turkey out of here. It's taking up all the space in the one oven that works.
Gauche: Charmy said two more hours at 325.
Noelle: Sounds like one more hour at 650 to me.
Gauche: Or 39,000 degrees for one minute.
Noelle: Did you just do that in your head? Damn, you're a good chef!
Gauche, who never cooked in his life: Thank you.
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random-ish-incorrect-quotes · 10 months ago
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Arcade: I thought you were better than this!
Courier Six: You did? Why?
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kanerallels · 10 months ago
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Axel: This is the worst alternative bonfire I've ever been to
Phan-tu: You've been to other alternative bonfires?
Axel: Any part that's not a bonfire is an alternative bonfire
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incorrectspquotes · 2 years ago
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"If you want fruit, there’s jellybeans in the cupboard."
Clarabelle, probably
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incorrectpepperann · 5 months ago
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*Nicky is mad at Pepper Ann for some reason*
Pepper Ann: Just let me talk to her.
Milo: Well, she's locked herself in the bathroom.
Pepper Ann: Just tell her I said something.
Milo: Said what?
Pepper Ann: Anything factually inaccurate.
Nicky, two minutes later: I'm sorry, the sky is blue because it's reflecting the color of the ocean?
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sowhat17live · 5 months ago
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Coup's birthday post pics🥹
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slapthebass · 10 months ago
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Amazing source video by @castleofsand__ on IG
DIR EN GREY - EUROPE TOUR24 FROM DEPRESSION TO [mode of UROBOROS] - LONDON 26/03/24
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idiosynchratic-anomalocaris · 7 months ago
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Mario: Bowser, will you do me the honour of becoming my brother-in-law? Luigi: Did you just propose to Bowser for me? Mario: WELL, SOMEONE HAD TO!
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alexblakehusband · 10 months ago
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spencer: i have a joke
derek: oh no
jj sighs heavily:
rossi lean back in his chair:
penny takes a deep breath:
hotch raise his tired gaze:
alex: why ar–
spencer: i only know 25 letters of the alphabet!
alex: this doesn't make sense, how do yo–
spencer: i dont know Y!
rossi leaves the room:
jj let out a sad laugh:
derek get up and leave with penny:
hotch gives spencer a slight smile and sighs before leaving:
spencer with a confused look: didn't you understand? it wasn't a good joke?
alex: no! it was.. great, spence, very, very.. well thought
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Branwen: You know, if you keep stressing like that, you’re gonna give yourself an ulcer.
Xan: At least then my acid reflux would have a friend.
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morgane-art · 7 days ago
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Lisbon: I could strangle you.
Jane: You're not tall enough :)
Lisbon: You've sunk low enough for me to reach.
Jane:
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autiezo · 9 months ago
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JEAN V. - I’ve got a new game. It’s called Coupris Kineema or Shitkid. I give you real things I’ve heard Kitsuragi say, and you have to tell me if he was talking to his car or his boyfriend.
KIM K. - Don't.
HARRY D.B. - Both, the answer is always both. And I'm honoured.
KIM - ... khm.
HARRY - I won your lame game, Jean
JEAN - .
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unscryptedscribbles · 1 year ago
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Posting this on main in hopes someone sees this and spreads the word, because I think it's important.
I just got an ad on Youtube, for what seems like a legitimate documentary, published by Epoch TV. It's a docudrama.
The ad topic? "Transgenderism". The trailer for this documentary presents the "Transgender Movement" as an agenda created by social media, corporations, the government, social media, etc. as a means to create a division between Parents and their Children.
This advertisement, EXPLICITLY says that. It says "They're turning our children against us [parents]". It says "'You should let your child transition. Or else their chance of suicide increases.' Therapists are trained to say that."
This so-called truth-revealing documentary presents the "Transgender Movement" as a war against Parents. It is FEAR MONGERING and MISINFORMATION. It is TRANSPHOBIA.
It's blatant lies if you're educated enough about trans people. It's not blatant lies if you're uneducated about trans people. It's an advertisement directed at anyone who isn't educated about trans people, who don't have the time, or energy, or education to look up real research studies.
It's an ADVERTISEMENT, directed at PARENTS. On YouTube. YOUTUBE. This is an advertisement I got on a video that was an anime song quiz. Anyone can get this ad.
Really YouTube? You're going to force everyone to stop using adblock, and then play this shit? This passed your advertisement standards?
This is what the website looks like. There is an embedded trailer if you scroll down.
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Beneath the trailer, there are 14 featured guests. Most of them are labeled as anti-trans activists or "investigating the roots of the transgender movement", or something similar, on a quick google search. They have "patriotic", conservative, and/or religious beliefs.
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Beneath that, there are three reviews.
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All three of these reviewers are in the movie. And profiting from the movie.
Pamela Garfield is a known anti-vaccination, anti-trans activist. More information can be found at this link.
Walt Heyer is a detransitioner. I do not know much about him other than the fact that he is also an anti-trans activist. More information can be found at this link.
I'm fucking pissed about this. There is already a lack of media literacy. There is already a lack of critical thinking skills, fact checking, etc.. There is already enough hate towards trans people.
It should be ILLEGAL to present your propaganda as fact and scientific research. It should be ILLEGAL to intentionally spread misinformation, advertised not only as "the real truth" , but also using it as a means to make money. It costs you $5 to watch the documentary. That is evil, preying on people who are uneducated or who won't google a researched statistic, and then manipulating them to parrot your beliefs.
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shiningnorthernlights · 9 months ago
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