#source: minecraft

[shitpost-quote]

"And the universe said I love you because you are love."

-End Poem, Minecraft

[notquitehuman-creations]

a painting of my home in the warped forest

og screenshot:

[percabethconvos]

After TLT quest

Percy: So have you ever played any fighting games?

Annabeth: Every time I step outside

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TG: looking at minecraft po rn

TT: Oh?

TT: Something you're not telling us, dear brother?

TG: NO

TG: NO

TG: MINECRAFT PO

[alien-slushie]

Deruth: What did you do this weekend?

Cale: Joined a Cult, got engaged, became the Priest of said Cult, blew up a building, called off the engagement, adopted some children, and set another building on fire. Not nessicarrily in that order.

Deruth: ...this is revenge for ignoring you, isn't it?

Cale: :)

[hiding-under-the-willow]

Sorry for vague posting about my nefarious crossover intent and then dropping off the face of the earth for over a week, I'm currently addicted to minecraft to a generally unhealthy degree. anyways here's the silly crossover art lol

[inksandpensblog]

Sometimes I think about the fact that we’ve seen Purple seven times since episode 30 but we’ve only seen King three times.

Sometimes I think about the fact that every time we’ve seen King since episode 30 he’s in a context he’d have no reason to be in if not for Purple also being there.

Sometimes I think about the fact that since episode 30 we’ve seen Purple without King but we’ve yet to see King without Purple.

[tismsystem]

Grian as a small angry cat

[fallenangely0hane]

Another thing I noticed while rewatching Diaries. People say Laurmau or Garmau shouldve been canon. But holy shit Aphmau does NOT love either of them romantically. Like not even for a MOMENT in my rewatch so far (which to be fair Im only on s2 ep25) have I thought "aww she likes them back" for either of them and its so??? Idk

I honestly like it lol. Not only is it just a thing that's not seen often with love angles but it makes her going for Aaron in the end make significantly more sense

And also it fuels my lesbian and aromantic Aphmau headcanons but thats unrelated

[theminecraftbee]

…also for the record if you hear me say “yeah use [x thing] instead of curseforge’s launcher” or hear people complaining about curseforge as a company, that’s NOT the same thing as forge, the mod loader. or neoforge, which I think a lot of forge projects are slowly switching to? that’s a different thing. because this is the modded minecraft community that ALSO has a pretty large and famous community split, being the forge/fabric split, and there’s ALSO a load of different reasons and community drama behind it, although that’s more typical open-source project drama than curseforge/modrinth, which is less “two projects with different philosophies” type developer drama and more “the open source developers got tetchy about a for-profit company not responding to their needs” drama (BROADLY. I’M NOT IN THESE COMMUNITIES ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY SUMMARIZE THE MANY THINGS THAT ARE GOING ON BEHIND THE SCENES HERE. I AM JUST TAXONOMIZING BASED ON THE TYPICAL FLAVORS OF PROGRAMMER DRAMA.)

so like. yeah forge and curseforge are two different things, the modded minecraft community loves its “someone should make a standard to unify all the standards” “we now have three standards.” type dramas, please use a launcher that isn’t the curseforge launcher so you don’t have to have ads served to you every time you play minecraft.

bonus points though: one of the big elements of the curseforge/modrinth split is that sodium is only on modrinth (due to security concerns with curseforge allowing mods and packs of extremely similar names to sodium’s and refusing to take moderator action on that, if I remember right?). sodium is the recommendation you’ll normally get given if you want a performance mod for fabric instead of forge. there are multiple mods to put in addition to sodium to make it have optifine’s features and rampant debate as to which is better if you’re like, just playing vanilla (I’m on team sodium/rubidium for the record). there are also mods to port sodium to forge, bringing us full circle. this is because programmers never change,

[cornerdreams-txt]

died? passed on? what are you guys talking about?

lullah and chayanne hatched in the nest in rose's sanctuary, incubated by the magic around them and the warmth of their nest and their father's wings being laid over them like blankets. while he slipped out of the realm through dreams, led back to his hardcore world by a goddess draped in black, gold, and shades of purple, they learned to get used to their new bodies, before rose showed to them, too.

"come with me," she urged in the sweet voice they knew as someone who had protected and guided them many times before. "the veil is thin, i can take you to him."

philza would recognize his children anywhere, and the murder is always happy to welcome new crows - especially the one with the dragon-eggshell mask and the one with the poppy woven around one ankle.

[luteofthunder]

I wasted so much time on this LMAO

Minecraft had such a good fandom in 12-14, there were so many great animations and AMVs flying around. I wish Dig Build Live (joint account of Slamacow, Bootstrap Buckaroo, and Captainsparklez) would rise again.

Honorary Mentions:

CraftedMovie (for those of you who know Grian from Hermitcraft, this channel is where some of his roots are, he would build the sets and act if needed. The background music they used were all so bouncy and fun)

Bootstrap Buckaroo was a literal professional animator that would lend a hand and make the character models and rigs for the Captainsparklez music videos around Fallen Kingdom and later

Weed lion- idk if he wiped his archive but he mostly animated for/with Team Crafted (SkydoesMinecraft’s group)

Ceeraanoo- animated ‘Screw the Nether’, ‘Moonquest’, ‘How Do I Craft This Again?’, and a few others for The Yogscast.

W Labs std- honestly I JUST discovered these guys while strolling down memory lane listening to Minecraft music parodies for this post and I already love their animation style!

[constantwarriorblogs-blog]

Axel: what if Mayonnaise came in cans?

Magnus: that would suck cuz you can't microwave metal

Ellegaard: good morning to everyone except these two people

[its-stimsca]

Gummygoo stimboard for stimtober day 5

I am NOT BEHIND!!! DONT LOOK AT THE DATE DONT DO IT!!!

🐊 🔆 🐊 / 🔆 🐊 🔆 / 🐊 🔆 🐊

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TT: Yep, that looks about right.

--- timaeusTestified [TT] sent an attachment. ---

TG: reggie the rat 18+ rp sex server

TT: Sometimes you just get bored of normal server names.

[alien-slushie]

Vaggie: Why is the V tower on fire?

Alastor: Vox came onto me.

Vaggie: You can't just commit arson because someone flirted with you!

Alastor: Why the hell not?!