#source: lockwood & co

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Barnes, to the agencies: And, as always, here's your weekly reminder that therapy and other psychiatric services are covered by the DEPRAC healthcare plan

Lockwood: Why does he always look specifically at me when he says that?

[friendlyghostintheattic]

Barnes: If you two are done flirting

Lucy: I was not flirting

Lockwood: I was

[joinerofmanyfandoms]

Holly: What’s the hardest thing to say?

George: I was wrong

Lockwood: I need help

Kipps:

Kipps, quietly: worcestershire sauce

[morgane-art]

Lockwood : Hey Luce, have you ever been arrested ?

Lucy : yeah, how could you tell ?

Lockwood : I was gonna say it's illegal to be that cute, but now I'm curious.

Lucy : aggravated assault

[mvltifxndomchaos]

Kidnapper: I have your girlfriend.

Lockwood: What? I don’t have a girlfriend...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Lockwood: Oh my god, you have Lucy.

inspo

[hollow-prior]

Lucy, to Lockwood: If we die, I'm going to get George's ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.

Lockwood: I'll just hire Kipps' ghost to kick your ghost's ass.

Kipps: My ghost won't associate with your ghost.

[george-the-pumpkin]

Lucy: There are two things in this life I hate: heights, and jumping from them.

Lockwood: Too late now. Come on, I'll catch you.

[hisnamesdylan]

Lucy: Do you want to talk about your feelings, Lockwood?

Lockwood: No.

Kipps: I do.

Lucy: I know, Kipps.

Kipps: I’m sad.

Lucy: I know, Kipps.

[incorrectlco]

Every Locklyle fic with Skull is like:

Lucy: Can I ask you for relationship advice?

The Skull, preparing a wheel of fortune where the only two options are ‘communicate’ and ‘kill him’: Yeah, sure go ahead.

[deadboyquotes]

Edwin: Plan F, we follow Plan F.

Crystal: Is that the one where we run away?

Edwin: Not at all, it’s the one where we make a dignified emergency retreat.

Charles: You’re thinking of Plan G, Crystal, they’re very similar.

[slimyshield]

lockwood & co is great bc you have a group of teenagers who are all at this point in their lives highly trained individuals and capable and experienced and it shows in how they operate. but they are also teenagers and chaotic and disorganized and struggling with altogether too much pressure on their shoulders and it shows too. they're marching around London acting like they know what they're doing and they do but at the same time they don't, because they hunt ghosts and have for years but they're only sixteen and that is so young. you don't know anything when you're sixteen. and they have the health and safety of a nation resting on their shoulders, and they squabble over who gets the last cookie.

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Lockwood: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

George: why

Lockwood: So I can go on Buzzfeed Unsolved

George: yeah, alright

Lucy: Can we go back to the part where you said “when I get murdered?”

[friendlyghostintheattic]

George: I started off by making a map of all the ghost sightings that have happened in London during the last 5 years to see if there was a pattern.

George, pointing to a cork board completely filled with push pins: That led me to this. There are so many ghosts. No one should live here

[joinerofmanyfandoms]

Holly: Made you all playlists!

Holly: Lucy, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul

Holly: Lockwood, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression

Holly: and Quill has the ABBA Gold album

[julie-and-her-himbos]

George: This afternoon, Lucy and Lockwood were arguing over which supplies to bring to tonight’s job and he picked up a grenade and let me tell you...

Holly: What?

George: When Lucy yelled “Put that shit back” so loud, you know what I did?

Holly: You put your own shit back didn’t you?

George: I put my own shit back — I was in an entirely different room — and I put my shit back.

[mvltifxndomchaos]

George: What is the best number? By the way, there's only one correct answer. Kipps: 5,318,008? George: Wrong. The best number is 73. [short silence] You're probably wondering why. Lucy & Lockwood: No, no, we're good. George: 73 is the 21st prime number, its mirror 37 is the 12th and its mirror 21 is the product of multiplying, hang on to your hats, 7 and 3. Did I lie? Lockwood: We get it. 73 is the Chuck Norris of numbers. George: Chuck Norris wishes. In binary, 73 is a palindrome, 1001001, which backwards is 1001001, exactly the same. All Chuck Norris gets you backwards is Sirron Kcuhc. Kipps: Just for the record, when you enter 5,318,008 in a calculator, upside down it spells boobies.