#source: Lockwood and co

[deadboyquotes]

Edwin: Plan F, we follow Plan F.

Crystal: Is that the one where we run away?

Edwin: Not at all, it’s the one where we make a dignified emergency retreat.

Charles: You’re thinking of Plan G, Crystal, they’re very similar.

[incorrectspquotes]

"Best evening out I've had in ages. Random body parts and mortal fear? That's better than Indian food."

Tanith Low, probably

[emmikay]

Mustang: Plan F. We follow Plan F, right now.

Havoc: Is that the one where we run away?

Mustang: Not at all. It’s the one where we beat a dignified emergency retreat.

Hawkeye: You’re thinking of Plan G, Lieutenant. They’re similar.

[incorrecthungergamesquotes]

Katniss: Plan F. We follow Plan F, right now. Johanna: Is that the one where we run away? Finnick: Not at all. It’s the one where we beat a dignified emergency retreat. Peeta: You’re thinking of Plan G, Jo. They’re similar.

[incorrectgodolkinuniversity]

Jordan: Plan F, we follow Plan F.

Emma: Is that the one where we run away?

Jordan: Not at all, it’s the one where we make a dignified emergency retreat.

Andre: You’re thinking of Plan G, Emma. They’re similar.

[spiltinksky]

Jeonghan: I’m being ironic. Or is it sarcastic? I can never remember.

Minghao: Irony is clever, so you’re probably being sarcastic.

[inc0rrect-chaos]

Keith: are you two supposed to be here?

Pidge: define supposed to be?

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: It wasn't the body. I've seen worse things in our fridge.

[incorrectdexhamiltonquotes]

Zap: Well, if you judge success by the number of enemies you make, that was a highly successful evening.

[magpiecrust]

Tom (after his first hit): Well, if you judge success by the number of enemies you make, that was a highly successful evening.

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Barnes, to the agencies: And, as always, here's your weekly reminder that therapy and other psychiatric services are covered by the DEPRAC healthcare plan

Lockwood: Why does he always look specifically at me when he says that?

[friendlyghostintheattic]

Barnes: If you two are done flirting

Lucy: I was not flirting

Lockwood: I was

[joinerofmanyfandoms]

Holly: What’s the hardest thing to say?

George: I was wrong

Lockwood: I need help

Kipps:

Kipps, quietly: worcestershire sauce

[morgane-art]

Lockwood : Hey Luce, have you ever been arrested ?

Lucy : yeah, how could you tell ?

Lockwood : I was gonna say it's illegal to be that cute, but now I'm curious.

Lucy : aggravated assault

[mvltifxndomchaos]

Kidnapper: I have your girlfriend.

Lockwood: What? I don’t have a girlfriend...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Lockwood: Oh my god, you have Lucy.

inspo

[hollow-prior]

Lucy, to Lockwood: If we die, I'm going to get George's ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.

Lockwood: I'll just hire Kipps' ghost to kick your ghost's ass.

Kipps: My ghost won't associate with your ghost.