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Look. Is the transmigrator danmei The Disabled Tyrant’s Beloved Pet Fish a poetic and nuanced literary achievement? yes. But it’s also so fucking readable.

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Li Yu: i have to be careful so prince jing doesn't think i'm some kind of fish demon, or else he'll stop loving me and might try to kill me :(

Prince Jing: why doesn't my fish demon want to fuck me :(

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i finished disabled tyrant’s beloved pet fish !! it was so cute.. i love this fish family and how in love li yu and jing-wang are

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"Li Yu was a little hesitant, but Prince Jing was smilling as he walked up to him. He patted Li Yu on the head, pulled out a white jade hairpin shaped like a fish, and carefully put it in Li Yu's hair."

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Li Yu is the only danmei character more delulu about their subterfuge skills than Shen Yuan. “Prince Jing saw me run around the corner as a human and then found me on the ground as a fish when he caught up, but he didn’t see me change so my secret is still safe.” He is the sweetest boy with the smoothest brain and I love him

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I appreciate the fact that every time Li Yu transforms he just looks like a totally unmitigated disaster. Congrats on seducing a prince while actively looking like a drowned rat you're an inspiration to us all

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“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

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we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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Maybe this therapy shit is working

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