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Charlie: That’s my girlfriend suckers!!!
Vaggie: Your wife, Charlie.
Charlie: My WIFE! Even better!
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Dick Grayson: That’s my girlfriend, suckers!
Barbara Gordon: Your wife, Nightwing.
Dick Grayson: MY WIFE! Even better!
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Agatha, very drunk and pointing to Rio: That’s my ex-girlfriend suckers!
Lilia: Actually she’s your ex-wife-
Agatha: My ex-WIFE! EVEN BETTER!
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#lady death#lilia calderu#source: hotel transylvania 2#incorrect agatha all along#rio x agatha#agatha x rio
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Y/N, drunk: [points at Natasha] That’s my girlfriend, suckers!
Natasha: Your wife, Y/N.
Y/N: My wife! Even better!
#source: hotel transylvania 2#natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff incorrect quotes#black widow#natasha romanoff x reader#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes
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(sees Uzi do something cool, then turns to anyone who will listen)
N: Whoa-ho, you feel me now? That's my girlfriend, suckers!
Uzi: Your wife, N.
N: My wife! Even better!
#incorrect murder drones quotes#serial designation n#uzi doorman#nuzi#source: hotel transylvania 2#still not feeling well#but these incorrect quotes are fun to think about
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Irratino, drunk: *points to Logico* That’s my boyfriend, suckers!
Logico: Your husband, Tino.
Irratino: My husband! Even better!
#murdle#incorrect quotes#incorrect murdle quotes#inspector irratino#deductive logico#oxymorons#source: hotel transylvania 2
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(watching Yelena demolish several enemies at once)
Kate, pointing at Yelena: That's my girlfriend, suckers!
Clint: Your wife, Kate.
Kate: My wife! Even better! That's my wife, suckers!
#bishova#yelena belova#kate bishop#funny#crack#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect quotes#bishlova#black widow#hawkeye#bishova incorrect quotes#bishlova incorrect quotes#yelena belova incorrect quotes#kate bishop incorrect quotes#source: hotel transylvania 2#.jpeg
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Lamb: *Gesturing towards Ruri* You see that? That's my girlfriend, suckers!
Ruri: Your wife, Lamb.
Lamb: My wife! Even better!
#cotl#cult of the lamb#lamb#ruri#the lamb#lambert#rurilamb#lamb x ruri#ruri x lamb#massive monster#incorrect quotes#source: hotel transylvania 2#cotl ruri#cult of the lamb ruri#cotl lamb#cult of the lamb lamb#cotl lambert#cult of the lamb lambert#cotl the lamb#cult of the lamb the lamb#devolver digital#mashed#cotl rurilamb#cult of the lamb rurilamb#rurilamb cotl#rurilamb cult of the lamb#the cult of the lamb#tcotl#cult of the lamb fandom#cotl fandom
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*Aziraphale does the halo trick thing*
Crowley: That's my boyfriend! Aziraphale: Your husband, Crowley Crowley: My husband! Even better
#good omens#aziraphale#good omens incorrect quotes#incorrect good omens quotes#crowley#source: hotel transylvania 2
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Soren: That’s my boyfriend suckers!
Corvus: Your husband, Soren.
Soren: My husband! Even better!
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Valeria, drunk, pointing at you: That’s who I'm dating, suckers!
You: We're married, Valeria.
Valeria: We're married! Even better!
#call of duty#call of duty mw2#cod mw2#valeria garza#valeria x you#source: hotel transylvania 2#operator jokes
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Steph: Do you like Richie? Max: What?! Pfft, no! Come on, he's so weird and awkward. It's like, are you an idiot or do you know you're adorable?
#source: hotel transylvania 2#nerdy prudes must die#starkid#richie lipschitz#max jagerman#i love richie#michie#steph lauter#stephanie lauter#steph-max friendship agenda#incorrect quote
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Y/N, drunk: [points at Wanda] That’s my girlfriend, suckers!
Wanda: Your wife, Y/N.
Y/N: My wife! Even better!
#source: hotel transylvania 2#wanda maximoff#wanda maximoff incorrect quotes#scarlet witch#wanda maximoff x reader#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes
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Lisa: Adrien said his first word
Dracula: He did🤩
Lisa: Go on honey, say it again
Baby Alucard: Bleh, Bleh-Bleh
Dracula: I don’t say Bleh, Bleh-Bleh 😤
#source: hotel transylvania 2#castlevania#castlevania netflix#alucard#castlevania alucard#adrien tepes#vlad tepes#lisa tepes#netflix castlevania
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Uncle Henry: THATS MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKERS
Aunt Em: your wife, Henry.
Uncle Henry: MY WIFE! EVEN BETTER!
#she just yelled at someone#they’ve been married 23 years#aunt Em#uncle Henry#auntie Em#Henry gale#Emily gale#wizard of oz#incorrect quotes#source: hotel Transylvania 2
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Location: The skate spot with the skater gang; Jenny just showed off some mad skillz
Rex: You feel me now? That's my girlfriend, suckers!
Jenny: Your wife, Rex.
Rex: My wife! Even better.
#generator rex#my life as a teenage robot#jenny wakeman#rex salazar#rexj9#jenny xj9#incorrect quote#source: hotel transylvania 2
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