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[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

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I thought the sound is funny and I sometimes watch the youtuber from whose videos the sound is from. I can't edit and I can't draw, but I really wanted to do something with this sound so until I learn how to edit we have this stupid post

Mcgonagall: Those four Gryffindor call themselves "The Marauders", two Ravenclaws and three Slytherins call themselves "The Skittles" and three Gryffindor girls call themselves "The Valkyries"

Dumbledore: What a bunch of nerds

cut to the montage set to "Hooked on a feeling" by Blue Swede

James, actually confuse by Lily's terrible lie: A cat stole your chest? How does a cat steal a chest?

[James Potter, the hair]

Sirius, with a staight face: I don't misinform, I just lie

[Sirius Black, the mastermind]

Peter, laying face down: Literally just got robbed in the street of Hogsmeade

[Peter Pettigrew, the token straight]

Remus, while everyone is hearteyes staring at him: You can't call me mommy either. You guys are fucking weird [leaves the room]

[Remus Lupin, the casanova]

Evan, through the two-way mirror: there are aurors outside my hou... [connection cuts]

[Evan Rosier, the wildcard]

Barty, while dying of laughter, Evan is laying on the broken table: He wasn't using the Wii wrist strap

[Barty Crouch jr, the brain]

Regulus, to a person that just walked in on him holding a lighter and hairspray: Um... That's none of your concern

[Regulus Black, the lionheart]

Pandora, randomly, while everybody is studying for exams: I want to bring Nearly Headless Nick back to life just so I can kill him again.

[Pandora Ollivander, the inventor]

Dorcas, before a match, with her new broom: I'm showing those mortals what's good!

[Dorcas Meadowes, the threat]

Marlene, after being interapted 5 time in the row: I forgot what the fuck I was going to say!

[Marlene Mckinnon, the muscles]

Lily, flying on the broom head first into a wall: I don't know how to control this!

[Lily Evans, the common sense]

Mary, laying on the ground, to Marlene, boys are having a fist fighting in the background: But to be truthful, do they have the Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans in America? Been there once and never seen it.

[Mary Macdonald, the charisma]

[azelmaandeponine]

Volo: What has the universe ever done for you? Why would you wanna save it? Akari: Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!

[incorrectforgottencity]

Domitius: What if someone does something irksome and I decide to remove their spine? Horatius: That’s… that’s actually murder, one of the worst crimes of all. Also illegal.

[torturedblue]

Leo: I’m hungry. Hand me that banana?

Donnie: No, it’s not ripe yet. And I hate you.

[angelofthenight]

Quill, through Adam’s earpiece: Ask them something!

Adam: How are you feeling?

You: Fine.

Quill: Something personal!

Adam: At what age did you first get your period?

[romanoffshouse]

Thor: For Christmas, I want a dinosour.

Rocket: Be realistic

Thor: Okay, I want to be happy.

Rocket: ...what color dinosour do you want?

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: As far as plans go, this is not a good one

Peter: It was your plan!!

Y/N: I didn’t think you’d actually say yes!!

[happylittleshrub]

Rocket is good, but he isn't nice (usually!)

[adamwarlock]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 (2023) Deleted Scene

[emmaloo21butwriting]

Y/n was a new guardian and Peter Quill had come back to visit.

“What was Rocket like when he was little?”

“Oh, I think you mean young,” Peter grinned, “He’s always been little.”

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: *drawing Pennywise*

Bill: Have you seen this man?

Bev: That’s very good!

Mike: Can I have that later to hang in my apartment, please?

Bill: Yeah. Thank you

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Lily: Non magical muggles die when they’re like fifty. James: WHAT?! Lily: Yes, something like that. James: Does that mean Petunia will die soon? Petunia: I’m not fifty??

[therighthandofvengeance]

Cartagia: What has the galaxy ever done for you? Why would you want to save it?

Londo: Because I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!

[ireblongstuff]

Incorrect Quotes #6

Y/N- You, deserve a reward for putting up with me. Gamora- You are my reward. *meanwhile* Peter Quill-You deserve a reward for putting up with me. Gamora- True, you can be really difficult at times.

Source-https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

[incorrectgamora]

*Teen Groot is hanging out with his friends for the weekend*

Gamora: Okay, ground rules for the weekend- do not add to the population and do not subtract from the population. Do not wind up in the hospital, the newspaper, or jail. If you do wind up in jail, establish dominance quickly.

Groot: I am Groot.

[angelofthenight]

Adam: I didn’t do it for them. I did it for you, (y/n). I’d kill for you.

Adam, slowly smiling: Please ask me to kill for you.

You, sweating: ...First of all, calm down-