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Leo: Someone’s coming this way. I sense no malice.
Mikey: Maybe it’s Karai!
Raph: Uh, she’s pure malice.
#incorrect tmnt quotes#source: dragon ball z#tmnt 2012#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#leonardo#michelangelo#raphael#karai
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*there were a bunch of foot soldiers on the roof*
Mikey: Alright, Raph. You take the 20 on the left, and I'll take the 20 on the right.
Raph: Fuck you I'll take 21!
Mikey: That's the spirit!
#tmnt#tmnt 2003#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt 2k3#teenage mutant ninja turtles 2003#incorrect tmnt quotes#michelangelo#raphael#source: dragon ball z
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Ayo! First we got a F!Robin Resplendent and now we got a badass Morgan Resplendent
It's even better since, he and Chrom are now matching
#fire emblem#fire emblem awakening#nintendo#fe awakening#chrom#chrobin#fe morgan#fire emblem heroes#fe13#source: Dragon Ball Z
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Scratch: Someone’s coming this way. I sense no malice. Molly McGee: Maybe it’s Jinx! Scratch: Uh, she’s pure malice.
#the ghost and molly mcgee#tgamm#tgamm incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#source: dragon ball z#molly mcgee#scratch#jinx
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Out in the dark landscape of the Evernight, where Grimm roamed freely and no sunlight ever graced the ground, stood Salem as she looked down into a small crater.
Inside the caved-in black earthly ground was Jaune, beaten, bruised and bloodied. Rocks and pebble debris lay atop of him as smoke trailed off his body. His still and motionless body told Salem all she needed.
The Grimm Queen smiled softly. "You poor soul. Another pawn in Ozma's game lost. I'll give you this, little knight, you certainly put up a fight." Salem complimented and turned her back onto the fallen warrior. Now she had to find Ozma and his little silver eyed warrior.
"... Don't you turn your back on me... freak." A rough voice came from behind Salem, making her pause in her stride, her face bewildered.
Salem turned to the crater and saw a armoured hand grip the edge as a body bullet itself up with great struggle.
It was Jaune, with blood still running down his face, though his teeth with gritted and face focused as he heaved himself up and out of the earth.
Salem fully turned to see it for herself. This... this human was getting up again, even after one of her most powerful blasts to the face!
Jaune got to his feet, swaying slightly as he gripped his left arm which was hanging limply at his side, his armour a crumpled mess and clothes practically tatters. He glared up at Salem, meeting her shocked gaze with his heated, determined glare.
"Wh- what are you gawking at?" He spat out and stepped toward Salem.
A step that made Salem, the Grimm Queen, the witch that demanded from the Gods, step back.
"What did you think?!" Jaune growled. "That I was gonna role over and die from an attack like that?!" Even as his body trembled, not out of fear but out of sheer effort from standing, his bones rattled and organs aching, he still stood against Salem.
Salem felt something in her chest, something she had not felt for millennia. Fear. The same fear she felt when her father locked her in a tower all those centuries ago, the same fear when Ozma was sick and the same fear when the Brother of Darkness easily erased her army.
And with that fear came a tsunami of rage. She was Queen Salem! Ruler of the Grimm! Immortal Witch! She had nothing to be afraid of! Not Ozma, the silver eyes, the Brother Gods and certainly not this little, insignificant, worthless human!
Jaune was unfazed by the look of fury that graced Salem's features.
"You're nothing, just a trickster. I am a warrior! The Rusted Knight!" Jaune roared as he forced his Aura to surface, coating him in a faint golden glow.
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Mike: You know what? This is totally bogus!
Stan: I'm going to do my best to ignore the fact that you just used the word "bogus"
#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#mike hanlon#stan uris#stanley uris#stanlon#source: dbz abridged#source: dragon ball z abridged#source: dragon ball z
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Harry, when Niall walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza.
Harry: *accidentally smacks Liam in the face with the baking sheet*
#one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#harry styles#niall horan#liam payne#narry#lirry#source: dragon ball z
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Usher: Someone’s coming this way. I sense no malice.
Jonathan: Maybe it’s Mary!
Usher: Uh, she’s pure malice.
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Leela: Do you really believe your own hype that much?
Zapp: I AM THE HYPE!
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Tony: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF BEING IGNORED!
Natasha: I wish we could ignore you.
Tony: FUCK OFF!
#source: dragon ball z abridged#tony stark incorrect quotes#tony stark#iron man#natasha romanoff incorrect quotes#natasha romanoff#black widow#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes
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Bulma, to Vegeta: I see you’re not wearing your gloves.
Bulma: Since when did you become a whore?
#vegeta showing his bare hands is a rare sight#source: the office#incorrect dragon ball quotes#incorrect dbz quotes#dragon ball z#dbz#dragon ball super#dbs#dragon ball gt#dbgt#vegeta#prince vegeta#dbz vegeta#bulma#bulma briefs#dbz bulma#Vegebul#vegeta x bulma
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android 17 if he was emo
#please accept these scratches bc i havent had time to draw#android 17#my art#sketches#dragon ball#dragon ball z#2000s emo#source: i was alive during this era
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Elphaba: [takes out several Gale Force guards at once] Glinda: Elphie? What in Oz? Elphaba: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to snap like that. [more Gale Force guards show up] Glinda: No! Stay snapped! Stay snapped!
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Leo: I know what we have to do. We have to stop you!
Donnie: You're a heartless monster who kills everyone in his way! Even children!
Shredder: Oh, please, everyone's always on about the children. I already tried leaving them alive, but all they do is grow up under my rule or dedicate their pathetic lives to revenge. Usually both. Really, killing them is a kindness. I can retract that kindness if you wish. But then who's the villain?
Raph: …You.
Shredder: N-No, it was a rhetorical question.
Mikey: And we gave you a rhetorical answer!
Shredder: Good lord, I traded Yoshi for this.
#incorrect tmnt quotes#source: dragon ball z abridged#tmnt 2012#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#shredder#oroku saki#leonardo#donatello#raphael#michelangelo#master splinter#hamato yoshi
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Belos: You can not defeat me.
(A hurt Luz finds a small bird.)
Luz: Oh. Hello, birdie. I'm gonna call you...Toriyama.
(Toriyama dies)
Luz: Toriyama, no! You were taken before your time. No. No! NO!
(Luz transforms into Titan!Luz. Toriyama is healed and flies away.)
Luz: Go, Toriyama. And teach a dinosaur how to ride a ball.
#source: dragon ball z abridged#lumity#the owl house#luz noceda#incorrect lumity quotes#emperor belos#philip wittebane
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[Finral hit Langris back after he picked on him]
Langris: Huh... This is a new feeling, pride in someone else.
Langris: Unfortunately, it's overshadowed bY ALL THIS UNYIELDINGLY RAGE!!
#black clover#finral roulacase#langris vaude#black clover incorrect quotes#source: dragon ball z abridged#finral#langris#the black bulls
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