#source: dragon ball z

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Someone’s coming this way. I sense no malice.

Mikey: Maybe it’s Karai!

Raph: Uh, she’s pure malice.

[incorrect-2003-tmnt-quotes]

*there were a bunch of foot soldiers on the roof*

Mikey: Alright, Raph. You take the 20 on the left, and I'll take the 20 on the right.

Raph: Fuck you I'll take 21!

Mikey: That's the spirit!

[djtitus921]

Ayo! First we got a F!Robin Resplendent and now we got a badass Morgan Resplendent

It's even better since, he and Chrom are now matching

[ladymiraclewings]

Scratch: Someone’s coming this way. I sense no malice. Molly McGee: Maybe it’s Jinx! Scratch: Uh, she’s pure malice.

[madman479r]

Out in the dark landscape of the Evernight, where Grimm roamed freely and no sunlight ever graced the ground, stood Salem as she looked down into a small crater.

Inside the caved-in black earthly ground was Jaune, beaten, bruised and bloodied. Rocks and pebble debris lay atop of him as smoke trailed off his body. His still and motionless body told Salem all she needed.

The Grimm Queen smiled softly. "You poor soul. Another pawn in Ozma's game lost. I'll give you this, little knight, you certainly put up a fight." Salem complimented and turned her back onto the fallen warrior. Now she had to find Ozma and his little silver eyed warrior.

"... Don't you turn your back on me... freak." A rough voice came from behind Salem, making her pause in her stride, her face bewildered.

Salem turned to the crater and saw a armoured hand grip the edge as a body bullet itself up with great struggle.

It was Jaune, with blood still running down his face, though his teeth with gritted and face focused as he heaved himself up and out of the earth.

Salem fully turned to see it for herself. This... this human was getting up again, even after one of her most powerful blasts to the face!

Jaune got to his feet, swaying slightly as he gripped his left arm which was hanging limply at his side, his armour a crumpled mess and clothes practically tatters. He glared up at Salem, meeting her shocked gaze with his heated, determined glare.

"Wh- what are you gawking at?" He spat out and stepped toward Salem.

A step that made Salem, the Grimm Queen, the witch that demanded from the Gods, step back.

"What did you think?!" Jaune growled. "That I was gonna role over and die from an attack like that?!" Even as his body trembled, not out of fear but out of sheer effort from standing, his bones rattled and organs aching, he still stood against Salem.

Salem felt something in her chest, something she had not felt for millennia. Fear. The same fear she felt when her father locked her in a tower all those centuries ago, the same fear when Ozma was sick and the same fear when the Brother of Darkness easily erased her army.

And with that fear came a tsunami of rage. She was Queen Salem! Ruler of the Grimm! Immortal Witch! She had nothing to be afraid of! Not Ozma, the silver eyes, the Brother Gods and certainly not this little, insignificant, worthless human!

Jaune was unfazed by the look of fury that graced Salem's features.

"You're nothing, just a trickster. I am a warrior! The Rusted Knight!" Jaune roared as he forced his Aura to surface, coating him in a faint golden glow.

[incorrect-losers]

Mike: You know what? This is totally bogus!

Stan: I'm going to do my best to ignore the fact that you just used the word "bogus"

[pathetic-dreamy]

Harry, when Niall walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza.

Harry: *accidentally smacks Liam in the face with the baking sheet*

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Usher: Someone’s coming this way. I sense no malice.

Jonathan: Maybe it’s Mary!

Usher: Uh, she’s pure malice.

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Leela: Do you really believe your own hype that much?

Zapp: I AM THE HYPE!

[bullets84]

android 17 if he was emo

[red-is-a-cool-color]

-just fought off a horde of exorcists-

Vaggie: Wow. I can't believe every single one of them hit you right in the dick.

Angel: *high-pitched groans of pain*

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: I know what we have to do. We have to stop you!

Donnie: You're a heartless monster who kills everyone in his way! Even children!

Shredder: Oh, please, everyone's always on about the children. I already tried leaving them alive, but all they do is grow up under my rule or dedicate their pathetic lives to revenge. Usually both. Really, killing them is a kindness. I can retract that kindness if you wish. But then who's the villain?

Raph: …You.

Shredder: N-No, it was a rhetorical question.

Mikey: And we gave you a rhetorical answer!

Shredder: Good lord, I traded Yoshi for this.

[fabuloustrash05]

I made this and I find it really hilarious so please enjoy.

[the-black-bulls]

Zora: You know, there's a certain sport I excel at.

Magna: What's it called?

Zora: Competitive Bitch Talk!

[incorrectlumityquotes]

Odalia: Human, listen to me. I've spent my entire life under Belos' rule. My family, my race, all of it was enslaved to do his bidding.

Luz: I understand now. If it weren't for Belos, you wouldn't be-

Odalia: Broke? No.

Luz: No, I was gonna say evil.

Odalia: Oh no, I'd definitely still be evil. If our situations were reversed, this conversation would never had happened. You'd be dead. And I'd be laughing.

[incorrect-losers]

Mike: I’m sure your mother is a great woman

Eddie: I hate my mother!

Mike: Oh, well then I’m sure your mother is a total prick

Eddie: HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT!!