#source: disco elysium

[incorrectdragonage]

(at Orsino and Meredith's confrontation) Hawke: These options seem awfully fascist or communist—what if I don't want to say them? Anders: Say one of these fascist or communist things or fuck off.

[terrorquotestm]

[incorrect-malfoys]

Lucius: I was arrested for being too cool

Bellatrix: The charges were dropped when they realised there was no supporting evidence

[incorrectgreekmyths]

Hermes: Hang on, what will I do once I establish contact with my fellow Olympians? Zeus: You'll discuss the monumental world-historical task that lies before you. You'll engage in rigorous and spirited debates about rule creation and practice. But mostly you'll probably complain about other Olympians. Hermes: Isn't that last part kind of counterproductive? Zeus: Not at all. Complaining about other Olympians is one of the most important parts of being an Olympian.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: Wait, it may be because of the pheromone.

Sean: Geoffrey, please. Don’t start talking about your pheromones again.

[anotherincorrectquotesblog]

A: There is an almost unanimous agreement between the birds and the plants that you are going to destroy us all.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Zag: I’m a detective.

Francis: So am I! I was born to detect sucrose rewards and semiochemicals.

[driftingbot]

YOU - “Don’t be scared, but I think I might have supra-natural abilities.” KIM KITSURAGI - He opens one hand and looks at it. A moment passes. “Which school do you subscribe to -- Mambo…” He opens the other hand: “...or Jambo?” YOU - Wait, which one is the one where you hear your tie talk to you?” KIM KITSURAGI - “Mental illness.” YOU - “Because I have that.” KIM KITSURAGI - “So the 41st Precinct sent you, because you are the most mentally ill out of all the officers at your station?” YOU - “No, it’s not that bad. I’m sure we have officers way more mentally ill than me.”

[candyredmusings]

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Twitch: Don't be scared, but I think I might have supernatural abilities.

Vinegar: Alright, which school do you prescribe to? Mumbo...or jumbo?

Twitch: ...which one is the one where you hear your explosives talking to you?

Vinegar: Mental illness.

Twitch: Because I have that one.

[shitpost-quote]

"The thing about desire is that it’s stronger when it’s not totally satisfied."

-Justin Keenan, writer on Disco Elysium, answering an interview question as to why you cannot kiss Kim Kitsuragi

[incorrectdragonage]

(investigating the missing women in Kirkwall) Hawke: Are you sure there's not some sex angle we should be considering? Emeric: (sarcastically) Good point. Kirkwall is famed for its occult sex-murder rites. We'll get on it immediately. Hawke: It doesn't have to be murder. It can just be sex. Emeric: Actually it does have to be murder. This is a murder investigation.

[terrorquotestm]

Little: I’m sorry! I was trying to do good!

Crozier: But you didn’t. You made things worse.

[incorrectgreekmyths]

Everything is sad and shit and we need art to make it okay. Just give me the brush.

-Apollo

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: When a man sets his mind and body on something and gives his hundred and ten percent, he is sometimes going to piss himself. It just happens. No shame in that.

[anotherincorrectquotesblog]

A: Is architecture art?

B: Of course not. It’s autism.