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A: Do you think that’s something that Jesus would have wanted? Or is that more of a directive from the other dude, down below, what is his name…
B: Mole Man?
A: Yeah, that’s the guy! This is the work of Mole Man, isn’t it!
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A: Everyone loves me. Except for my wife - am I right gentlemen? Ha ha ha! But not as bad as my husband. You get me, ladies? Ha ha ha! So sorry. I’m trying really hard to have mainstream appeal.
#incorrect quotes#1 character#love#wife#husband#marriage#relationships#pandering#source: some more news
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A: You have to go to the IRS. They make you even if you cry.
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A: I’d rather not pay money than not not pay money. That’s why I just walk into the movie theatre and spit when they try to stop me.
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A: Buddy, you had me when you offered me a random pill to swallow.
B: And you know me, I can’t say no to anything roughly jellybean sized!
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A: We do not endorse the toxic masculinity on display by B.
B: Oh, says the person who sold their ex girlfriend on eBay…
A: That was between consenting adults!
#incorrect quotes#2 characters#toxic masculinity#toxic#ebay#relationships#brands#consent#source: puppet history
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A: I know what a “c” looks like.
B: Yeah, stop trying to mansplain letters to A!
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A: I don’t like it.
B: I am sorry about that, but how are your buttocks?
A: Tight.
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A: Buttocks clenched and sphincter closed, nothing out or in shall go!
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A: I’ve actually started liking it.
B: Have you? I mean, that happens, doesn’t it, if you stare at something long enough, I guess.
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A: You’re punctual, I’m functional, and together, we’re the perfect couple.
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A: Don’t talk yourself down just because you, a grown woman, think lobsters can live forever.
B: But I want lobsters to live forever!
A: That’s not how it works, B.
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A: This man doesn’t know what velvet is? Look at him! He’s B! He knows what velvet is.
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A: Have you drawn blood at work?
B: Yes.
C: Do you chase people?
B: No?
D: …We’ll come back and talk about that afterwards.
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A: Stop! Hating! People! With! Disability!
B: I’ll try, I’ll try.
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A: It’s multiple layer bullying, and you’ll get nothing but praise from me.
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A: If you want to beat me, a disabled girl… You do you.
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