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A: Your eyes are both really big and really small at the same time. That’s cool.
B: Yeah. Anyway, that’s me.
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A: I’ve always been a fan of big pharma, but not big change.
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A: What do magicians wear?
B: Cloaks. Little hats. Big hats. Boots with the fur.
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A: B let me out of my cage.
C: And you’re doing just fine?
A: Yeah.
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A: You do not have to understand it all intellectually.
B: I never do. I’m way ahead of you on that.
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A: Sun’s out, guns out, alright! What better describes B?
C: Everyone is saying this!
B: I’m just always outside and muscular.
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A: You know that there’s the whole, “there are two wolves inside you” thing? This is like, there is one lion outside you.
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A: I think I hold everyone to a pretty high standard. Hi, standard!
B: Oh my god.
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A: Yeah, I’m personally not a fan of the idea that a feminine force is what tames nature. I believe in feral women too.
B: Let women be feral!
A: Yeah!
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A: So basically, you’re a wild animal, B. But also, you’re a beautiful woman.
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A: I think B has green eyes, but you know, green is like blue, in that it’s a colour.
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A: I was afraid if I started doing that facial expression, I would be mocked, so I didn’t do it.
B: I wouldn’t mock you for that! We all do it.
C: Yeah! Also, I can’t see your face.
A: But I would mock you for it!
B: Well, I’m a better person than you!
A: That’s true.
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A: I love when babies are just starting to walk; they look so threatening!
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A: Story of my life - I saw the graph, I read the graph, it made me sad as fuck.
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A: Get ready to bust a nut.
B: And don’t tell your family!
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A: Legs!
B: They sure are.
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A: It’s not B, which is scary. It’s a person you know and love…
C: Whenever it’s not B, it’s scary.
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