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skullmakesmelaugh · 1 day ago
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Lockwood, about anything: Now team, I have a plan…
George, sighing: of course you do
Lockwood: …and you’re all going to help me with it
Lockwood: It involves fabulousness, and mayhem, and possible death
Holly: Death?
Lockwood: don’t worry it’s not you
Lucy: I’m in
Skull, whispering in Lucy’s ear: ask him who dies
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Roman: So what do I get out of it?
Remus: A night of fabulousness, mayhem, and possible death.
Roman: Check. Check. Not quite sure about the death, though.
Remus: It won’t be yours.
Roman: I’ll get my sword.
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starlightshadowsworld · 4 months ago
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Junichiro: They say there are 5 stages of grief. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. Well, I'd like to add one more... Revenge.
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incorrectly-quoting-mxtx · 1 year ago
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Nie Huaisang: So what do I get out of it?
Wei Wuxian: A night of fabulousness, mayhem, and possible death.
Nie Huaisang: Check. Check. Not quite sure about the death.
Wei Wuxian: It won’t be yours.
Nie Huaisang: I’ll get my coat.
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Lizzy: So what do I get out of it?
V: A night of fabulousness, mayhem, and possible death.
Lizzy: Check. Check. Not quite sure about the death.
V: It won’t be yours.
Lizzy: I’ll get my coat.
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incorrect-multiverse · 2 years ago
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Enid: What do I get?
Wednesday: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.
Enid: Ooh, check, check, check, and not sure about the last one.
Wednesday: It won’t be you.
Enid: I’ll get my coat.
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everythingsallticketyboo · 1 year ago
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Just before armageddon’t: Aziraphale: What do I get?  Crowley: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.  Aziraphale: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.  Crowley: It won't be you.  Aziraphale: I'll get my coat.
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crybabycunt · 1 year ago
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Kate: Now, Yelena, I have a plan.
Yelena: Of course you do.
Kate: And you're going to help me with it.
Yelena: What do I get?
Kate: A night of risks, and mayhem, and possible death.
Yelena: Check. Check. Not quite sure about the death, though. Unless it's really cool.
Kate: It won't be you.
Yelena: I'll get my coat.
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that-one-enby-ranger · 1 year ago
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Crowley: What do I get? Halt: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death. Crowley: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one. Halt: It won't be you. Crowley: I'll get my coat.
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incorrectmegadethquotes · 10 months ago
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[after being kicked out of Metallica]
Dave: They say there are five stages of grief: Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.
Dave: Well, I’d like to add one more: Revenge.
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fe3h-incorrectquotes · 2 years ago
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Dimitri: They say there are five stages of grief: Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. Well, I’d like to add one more: Revenge.
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writerswho · 2 years ago
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Wednesday: Now, people, I have a plan.
Yoko: Of course you do.
Wednesday: And you're all going to help me with it.
Eugene: Hm, what's in it for us?
Wednesday: A night of fabulousness, and mayhem, and possible death.
Enid: Death?
Wednesday: It won't be you.
Eugene, Yoko & Enid: We're in.
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overheard-at-star-command · 2 years ago
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Buzz: Now, team, I have a plan.
Mira: Of course you do.
Buzz: And you're all going to help me with it.
Booster: Hmm, what's in it for us?
Buzz: A night of fabulousness, and mayhem, and possible death.
XR: Check, check, not quite sure about the "death" though...
Buzz: It won't be you.
Mira, XR, and Booster: We'll get our coats.
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danisha-tdh · 5 months ago
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Turbo and Cruella interactions-
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corvidreavenart · 2 years ago
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Evil Queen: "I'll speak French between your legs." The hottest things I've ever been told
Cruella: I'm just picturing someone screaming "BONJOUR" at a penis
Ursula: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA! HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
Cruella, wheezing in the background: TITTY CROISSANTS
Lady Tremaine: None of you should ever be having sex.
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slashingdisneypasta · 2 years ago
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Capt. Hook: You read my diary???
Cruella De Vil: At first I did not know it was a diary, darling!
Cruella De Vil: ... I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.
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