#source: cruella

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Lizzy: So what do I get out of it?

V: A night of fabulousness, mayhem, and possible death.

Lizzy: Check. Check. Not quite sure about the death.

V: It won’t be yours.

Lizzy: I’ll get my coat.

[perfectly-princely-emo-nightmare]

Roman: So what do I get out of it?

Remus: A night of fabulousness, mayhem, and possible death.

Roman: Check. Check. Not quite sure about the death, though.

Remus: It won’t be yours.

Roman: I’ll get my sword.

[starlightshadowsworld]

Junichiro: They say there are 5 stages of grief. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. Well, I'd like to add one more... Revenge.

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Lockwood, about anything: Now team, I have a plan…

George, sighing: of course you do

Lockwood: …and you��re all going to help me with it

Lockwood: It involves fabulousness, and mayhem, and possible death

Holly: Death?

Lockwood: don’t worry it’s not you

Lucy: I’m in

Skull, whispering in Lucy’s ear: ask him who dies

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Nie Huaisang: So what do I get out of it?

Wei Wuxian: A night of fabulousness, mayhem, and possible death.

Nie Huaisang: Check. Check. Not quite sure about the death.

Wei Wuxian: It won’t be yours.

Nie Huaisang: I’ll get my coat.

[everythingsallticketyboo]

Just before armageddon’t: Aziraphale: What do I get?  Crowley: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.  Aziraphale: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.  Crowley: It won't be you.  Aziraphale: I'll get my coat.

[crybabycunt]

Kate: Now, Yelena, I have a plan.

Yelena: Of course you do.

Kate: And you're going to help me with it.

Yelena: What do I get?

Kate: A night of risks, and mayhem, and possible death.

Yelena: Check. Check. Not quite sure about the death, though. Unless it's really cool.

Kate: It won't be you.

Yelena: I'll get my coat.

[nerdasaurus1200]

Eugene: What do I get? Cassandra: A night of adventure, mischief, mayhem, and possible death. Eugene: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one. Cassandra: It won't be you. Eugene: I'll get my coat.

[that-one-enby-ranger]

Crowley: What do I get? Halt: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death. Crowley: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one. Halt: It won't be you. Crowley: I'll get my coat.

[overheard-at-star-command]

Buzz: Now, team, I have a plan.

Mira: Of course you do.

Buzz: And you're all going to help me with it.

Booster: Hmm, what's in it for us?

Buzz: A night of fabulousness, and mayhem, and possible death.

XR: Check, check, not quite sure about the "death" though...

Buzz: It won't be you.

Mira, XR, and Booster: We'll get our coats.

[danisha-tdh]

Turbo and Cruella interactions-

[corvidreavenart]

Evil Queen: "I'll speak French between your legs." The hottest things I've ever been told

Cruella: I'm just picturing someone screaming "BONJOUR" at a penis

Ursula: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA! HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

Cruella, wheezing in the background: TITTY CROISSANTS

Lady Tremaine: None of you should ever be having sex.

[incorrect101dalmatians]

Cruella: Surprised to see me? Roger: Well, I didn’t say “Bloody Mary” three times. So, yes.

[enchantedfails]

Cruella: You know what, don't even worry about it. Everyone was so drunk, I bet no on even remembers what you said. Frollo: I remember, I blogged the whole thing. Frollo: www.frollothoughts.gov.www/frollothoughts. Check it out. Hans: Last year Frollo asked me how to set up a blog... Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Frollo's brain, I opened a word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the internet, it's pretty shocking.

Source: The Office (2005); I just had this idea of a modern au with the disney characters, I thought this looked really good on them lmao

[flickycore]

There are times when the Villains gang babysat Hades and Persephone's child Melinoe

[NOT CANON]

[Captain Hook, Smee and Hades watch Cruella shut her car door]

[Hades goes to get Melinoe out of Cruella's car but the car door is locked]

Hades: Did we just locked my kid in the car?

Hook: Did you put your keys in the bag?!

Cruella: I did put the keys in my bag

Cruella: That's what we always—

Hades: [sighs] De Vil, i told you not to put your d#mn keys in your bag!

Smee: Don't freak out

Smee: Come on everyone, don't freak out

Hades: Melinoe, it's okay

Smee: 🎵A, b, c, d, e, f, g🎵

Hades: What, are you singing to her?

Hook: The bilge rats get arrested for this, Smee!

Cruella: We have to keep our dear calm

Smee: 🎵h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p🎵

Hades: Do all four doors lock?

Hook: I'M BREAKING THE WINDOW!!!

???: Emergency assistance

???: This is [unnamed]

Hades: [holds the phone] Yeah, we locked my kid in De Vil's car and these bozos are judging us!

Hook: [runs to the car, carrying his sword] I SWEAR TO ME TIMBERS!!! I'M GONNA BREAK IT!!!

Hades: Hey! [red flames rise across him and the road by his face, angered] DO NOT BREAK THE WINDOW!!!

Hades: YOU'LL GET GLASS ON HER!!!

???: Sir, tell your wife to relax. Everything is going to be ok

Hades: That's a man and he and the other guys... are just an old company of mine

???: Really?

Hades: Hey, don't worry Melinoe. Listen, your old man's coming for you!

???: Sir, we just set the signal. The doors should be unlocked by now

Hades: Check — check the door

Smee: Check the door, check the door De Vil dear

[Cruella tries to open the door]

Cruella: It's not unlocked—

[Door unlocked]

Cruella: Oh

Hook: [panting while Smee is patting him on the back] Oh

[Cruella carries Melinoe over to Hades]

Hades: [holds Melinoe] Okay

Smee: Why, this is amazing. How did they do that Mrs De Vil

Cruella: I don't know my dear. It's just—

Hades: [holding Melinoe] We got it covered, thank you [hangs up]

Hook: Did that come from space?!

[oddsapphic]

Maleficent: Oh, come on, Grim. You've never been rejected?

Evil Queen: ...Well once... but just once!

Cruella: By who?

Evil Queen: By Weight Watchers for being too thin!

Maleficent: *rolls eyes*