#source: cruella

[perfectly-princely-emo-nightmare]

Roman: So what do I get out of it?

Remus: A night of fabulousness, mayhem, and possible death.

Roman: Check. Check. Not quite sure about the death, though.

Remus: It won’t be yours.

Roman: I’ll get my sword.

[starlightshadowsworld]

Junichiro: They say there are 5 stages of grief. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. Well, I'd like to add one more... Revenge.

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Nie Huaisang: So what do I get out of it?

Wei Wuxian: A night of fabulousness, mayhem, and possible death.

Nie Huaisang: Check. Check. Not quite sure about the death.

Wei Wuxian: It won’t be yours.

Nie Huaisang: I’ll get my coat.

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Lizzy: So what do I get out of it?

V: A night of fabulousness, mayhem, and possible death.

Lizzy: Check. Check. Not quite sure about the death.

V: It won’t be yours.

Lizzy: I’ll get my coat.

[incorrect-multiverse]

Enid: What do I get?

Wednesday: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.

Enid: Ooh, check, check, check, and not sure about the last one.

Wednesday: It won’t be you.

Enid: I’ll get my coat.

[everythingsallticketyboo]

Just before armageddon’t: Aziraphale: What do I get?  Crowley: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.  Aziraphale: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.  Crowley: It won't be you.  Aziraphale: I'll get my coat.

[crybabycunt]

Kate: Now, Yelena, I have a plan.

Yelena: Of course you do.

Kate: And you're going to help me with it.

Yelena: What do I get?

Kate: A night of risks, and mayhem, and possible death.

Yelena: Check. Check. Not quite sure about the death, though. Unless it's really cool.

Kate: It won't be you.

Yelena: I'll get my coat.

[that-one-enby-ranger]

Crowley: What do I get? Halt: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death. Crowley: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one. Halt: It won't be you. Crowley: I'll get my coat.

[incorrectmegadethquotes]

[after being kicked out of Metallica]

Dave: They say there are five stages of grief: Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.

Dave: Well, I’d like to add one more: Revenge.

[fe3h-incorrectquotes]

Dimitri: They say there are five stages of grief: Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. Well, I’d like to add one more: Revenge.

[writerswho]

Wednesday: Now, people, I have a plan.

Yoko: Of course you do.

Wednesday: And you're all going to help me with it.

Eugene: Hm, what's in it for us?

Wednesday: A night of fabulousness, and mayhem, and possible death.

Enid: Death?

Wednesday: It won't be you.

Eugene, Yoko & Enid: We're in.

[overheard-at-star-command]

Buzz: Now, team, I have a plan.

Mira: Of course you do.

Buzz: And you're all going to help me with it.

Booster: Hmm, what's in it for us?

Buzz: A night of fabulousness, and mayhem, and possible death.

XR: Check, check, not quite sure about the "death" though...

Buzz: It won't be you.

Mira, XR, and Booster: We'll get our coats.

[danisha-tdh]

Turbo and Cruella interactions-

[corvidreavenart]

Evil Queen: "I'll speak French between your legs." The hottest things I've ever been told

Cruella: I'm just picturing someone screaming "BONJOUR" at a penis

Ursula: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA! HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

Cruella, wheezing in the background: TITTY CROISSANTS

Lady Tremaine: None of you should ever be having sex.

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote

Capt. Hook: You read my diary???

Cruella De Vil: At first I did not know it was a diary, darling!

Cruella De Vil: ... I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.

[incorrect101dalmatians]

Cruella: Surprised to see me? Roger: Well, I didn’t say “Bloody Mary” three times. So, yes.