#source : addams family values

[lady-griffin]

Jinx: So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn and ache and blow things up? Don’t I deserve love? And explosives?

*Silco teary eyed nodding sympathetically*

[sapphiretanto]

Jason: Do you remember our honeymoon?

Roy: *grinning* That glorious cruise.

Jason: No calls

Roy: No cares

Jason: No survivors

[incorrect-losers]

Henry: So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn and ache and blow things up? Don’t I deserve love? And explosives?

Pennywise: *Teary eyed nodding sympathetically*

[terry-perry]

Charlie: Alastor! I believe we may have a new guest, Miss L/N. Y/N: Y/N. (to Alastor) Isn't he a lady killer! Alastor: Acquitted.

[7ndipity]

Hobi: Jk's at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind

Y/n: girls?

Jungkook: homicide

[rockabye-billy]

Harringrove and Max meet “Addams Family Values” bacause frankly - that’s the dynamic they deserved.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: This is Eli. He’s at that special age when a boy only has one thing on his mind.

Stiles: Girls?

Eli: Homicide.

Stiles: That's my boy!

(source: Sh4d0w_ice Twitter)

[stardust948]

Baby Zuko: My parents had a baby! Mama kissed Daddy and the fairies told the stork! And the stork left a diamond under the fire lily petals! And the diamond turned into a baby!

Baby Sokka: My parents had a baby too. They had sex.

[fandomnerd9602]

Bianca: Wednesday your new boyfriend is a ladykiller

Y/N: (laughs) acquitted!

Wednesday embraces her love…

Bianca:

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Mrs Carlyle: Lucy’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind

Jacobs: Boys?

Lucy: homicide

[witchcraftandgeekness]

When Hargreeves siblings met Sissy

Klaus: Five is at that special age when a boy has only one thing on his mind.

Sissy, not aware of Five's actual age: *smiles* Girls?

Five, annoyed: Homicide.

[sapphiretanto]

Tim accidentally gets hit with some sort of magic spell during patrol and it severely alters his appearance/personality. The Batfam doesn’t take it well…

Zatanna: *reading from a book* “… warning signs: Severe alterations in appearance and personality. Such alterations can become permanent.”

Dick: *gasps* Permanent?! Those golden curls?

Stephanie: Those rosy cheeks?

Bruce: That smile?

Zatanna: “These terrifying changes are often a result of a troubled family life. Separations,…”

Bruce: Separations? You mean—

Cass: Jason!

Zatanna: Bingo! This kid knows that something’s not right around here! Unless Jason comes back, we’re talking dimples!

Bruce: NOT IN THIS HOUSE!

Zatanna: He could stay this way for years! Forever. He could become… *looks back at the book* a lawyer!

Bruce: *turning away angrily* I won’t listen!

Zatanna: An orthodontist!

Stephanie: *near tears* Zatanna, stop!

Zatanna: …President.

Cass: *closes her eyes in silent despair*

Alfred: *groaning and holding his head*

Dick: *clutching the railing* Please! I beg you, take me! *begins sobbing*

[angelofthenight]

Tommy, to Alfie: You'll meet someone, someone very special, someone who won't press charges.

[ultranerdygirl]

Ballister: Nimona is at that very special age where a girl only has one thing on her mind.

Ambrosius: Other girls?

Nimona: Homicide.

[incorrectmusicaltheatre]

Lydia: I’ll never forget you. Betelgeuse: You won’t? Lydia: You’re too weird.

[emmikay]

Olivier Armstrong: Haven’t you ever slaughtered anyone before?

Ed: I’m 15!

Olivier Armstrong: That’s no excuse! Aim for a major artery. The jugular.