#sour collection

[krysmcscience]

Don't mind me, just slacking on a big Billford comic by making other far more ridiculous Billford comics and also some AU art (please excuse my slapdash human!Bill thank you please, also before anyone asks the art style is messy and all over the place because idgaf LOL)

This started out as an excuse to design a Bill Cipher-inspired "wedding" dress, but then spiraled wildly out of control. Various rambles and a bunch more human!Bill arts under the cut, including another silly little comic at the end! (Feel free to skip the rambles, I won't be offended. I know I'm bad at shutting up. XD)

I may or may not write some comedy stuff for this AU, which I'm calling 'For Better Or Worse (But Mostly Worse)'. While Ford DOES remember getting sloshed enough for one thing to lead to making out with another after karaoke, neither he nor Bill remember this wedding, At All. The Love God did nothing to dissuade them from going hog wild on their marriage spending, either, so it got...uh. Exorbitantly Expensive. As in, the grand total could probably buy the entire fucking MOON sort of expensive. (It's fine, don't worry, Bill's good enough at crime to be able to afford it.) Also, because the logic of this AU is mostly dictated by Rule of Funny, the Love God's powers are close to unlimited when it comes to matters of romance, but ONLY when it comes to matters of romance. (Like weddings!)

Want an empty human vessel to smash the soul of a triangle into for date nights or when it's convenient, or perhaps even when it's NOT convenient? Easy peasy! Want the marriage to be recognized in every corner of the multiverse from now until the end of time, thus making any potential future divorce nigh-on impossible? Can do! Want to buy an entire beach for the ceremony and honeymoon and in general, and totally not at all because it would be Super Hilarious to prevent any specific movies from being made on that very same beach in the future? Fine, whatever, it's not his finances he's ruining!

Does the Love God also provide special rings that just so happen to turn incorporeal as long as the "happy couple" doesn't remember that they barged into his dreams to bully him into presiding over their marriage? ...No comment!

He spends the next thirty years trying and failing to get in touch with either of them for payment. This is why you should always demand half the money up front, my guy!

Also it's absolutely a traditional Jewish wedding, because I like the idea of Bill demanding all the keepsakes from the marriage that he paid for, and being completely confused when one of the things he's handed is a fancy container full of broken glass. He gets it later, but in the moment, he thinks the Love God is just fucking with him some more.

Ramble over! Here's the full dress that caused the comic to happen, along with what Ford wound up wearing at the wedding (and begrudgingly agreeing to put on again later for Reasons), aaaaand also a close-up of Bill's ring:

I may have forgotten to draw Bill's hair floofier when drawing the back of the dress, lmao

Since double ring ceremonies have been leaking over into Jewish wedding customs for a while now, Ford also has a ring, but his is the much more traditional plain gold band. There's definitely a message engraved on the inside - embarrassing, cringe, or incriminating somehow - but I haven't decided what it is yet, so use your imagination for now. XD Bill, on the other hand, saw the phrase 'traditional plain gold band' and said "No Thank You" before proceeding to embellish his ring to his liking. And because he's a secret sap who adores Ford's extra fingers, the triangle points add up to twelve, as do the engraved stars. Yes, they're stars, not dots, I just got lazy. There's also six lashes on the eye gem, and probably an eye engraving on the inside with another six lashes. (Bill's got it BAD, okay? We all know this.)

Here are the initial scribbles of Bill's custom vessel in more casual attire, please ignore the wonky anatomy and the fact that I flat out refuse to ever draw him with a proper top hat:

He does actually need a cane in this vessel; since Bill tends to possess men and especially Ford more often than not, he's used to having a higher center of gravity when in a human body, so his ability to balance is pretty garbage. (He may or may not topple over with concerning regularity.) As for his empty eye socket, his bangs don't do much to hide it since he's so high-energy (dude is constantly on the move), and he also refuses to wear a patch over it, because 1.) why bother, and 2.) it's more fun to freak people out.

To better align with Ford's attraction towards the strange, the vessel was designed with super minor shapeshifting ability - Bill can look like a perfectly normal human, but he can also make the teeth and fingers sharper whenever he likes (which is mostly just when he's angry or being more of a menace than usual), as well as slit down the pupils or outright ditch the irises altogether. He can also have whatever he wants in the downstairs department, just because I'm an indecisive bitch on that front, lmao. Maybe he can have boobs if he wants them, too, but I ain't drawin' tits on no triangle, nuh-uh, no sir. His powers are otherwise limited down to what humans can do, because for some reason, the Love God doesn't trust Bill to not snap into Immediate Apocalypse Mode if he's given a physical form that's actually all his and no one else's.

Due to the body being all his and no one else's, it's also not really a standard possession so much as it is just...Bill being temporarily human. He's a lot more aware of and in tune with his human body's senses than he ever was with his "puppets", which makes things like pain a lot more intense. (He is mostly fine with this, because he's a fukken masochist.)

A bit more fashion stuff, including beach and party attire~

The beach outfit was mostly me trying and failing to nail down his body shape, which is still not bottom-heavy enough. I then decided to slap a bikini on it, before making it supremely unsexy with a pair of fugly shorts, because Bill's fashion choices are not allowed to be conventionally attractive. Meanwhile, the party outfit was mostly me looking at the casual attire I designed, asking 'how would Bill make this Worse', and then drawing the result. The mismatched thigh-highs are killing me inside! :D

No, his vessel can't actually summon fire, I just drew it for funzies before I decided on said vessel's limitations. Yes, the gold brick tattoos are absolutely a reference to the fic 'Knowing Me, Knowing You' - I simply could not resist.

I also HAD to draw Bill in one of his canonical(?) shirts, just made tank-top'd:

He is absolutely about to over-correct and fall backwards after this. USE YOUR CANE, GOOFBALL!!! (I meant to draw Bill closer to this degree of bottom-heavy in the other images, but. Alas. I am bad at anatomy, LOL)

And, last but not least before More Comic Time, I attempted to draw him closer to Gravity Falls style:

Jury's out on whether or not I succeeded, but - hey. I tried. Now have some Handyman Bill AU, but with my goofy human design, instead:

Hey, it's a 'mystery snack', and the guy wanted A BITE to eat - the joke was right there, guys!!! (Based on this post, because it just screamed BILL CIPHER to me.)

whoops i forgor bills ring and cracks ahaha too late now

I WILL SHUT UP AND STOP RAMBLING NOW K THX BYYYYYE

[cosmiclove-heavenstruck]

lost the breakup, maisie peters / deja vu, olivia rodrigo / is it over now?, taylor swift / lookalike by conan gray / watch, maisie peters / love is embarrassing, olivia rodrigo / is it over now?, taylor swift

[partyofthemind]

Enjoying Norah Jones's Come Away With Me with an Allagash Coolship Red.

[serpentmonium]

(Re)watched wir with my friends today and one of them couldn't stop being a bit (freaky) about felix and one joke of his nose

I also wanted to draw sour bill when we finished it

[simpingforcys]

New pin to the King Candy collection<3 👑🍬

The photo doesn't do it justice but the amount of detail in the molding of this pin is beautiful. The piano organ being just his size, his little feet dangling below, of course the lisp being noticeably and little Sour Bill in the corner on one of the rare times we see him smiling<3

Another close up photo below cut!

[kentucky-the-fried]

They’re gay your honor,

[bunbunscider]

hai :3

[theblisterdoesntexist]

showing these off cause i'm bored and not in the exact mood for making these look more ✨a e s t h e t i c✨

[page-2-ids]

[ID: A flag with eight horizontal stripes, all the same size. The colors are lighter towards the fifth stripe, and darker moving away from it. The colors are, from top to bottom, dark blue-gray, blue-gray, light blue-gray, light green-gray, light dusty yellow, soft dusty orange, and dark dusty red. END ID]

Sanvertalix: A gender related to nerves, looking over your shoulder, feeling watched, oddly grayed-out colors, dull faded blood stains, the taste of metal, shaky hands, dark hoodies, shivering, and rain from cloudless-skies. It’s cold, gloomy, and covered with a thin layer of blood and tears. It might also be related to the Stone Sour song Inhale, but it doesn’t have to be

The name comes from a mix of San from sanguineus (the latin word for “of blood”), ve from nerves, and tal/tali from metal/metalic

The colors are inspired by my associations with general energy of this term.

No Suggested Pronouns

[tomorrowusa]

^^^ Not necessarily. The country may currently have collective PTSD – ironically from the Trump years including the pandemic which was greatly worsened by Trump's botched handling of the early COVID-19 emergency.

So some voters idiotically think that the best cure for the national sour mood is to bring back the varmint who caused it in the first place.

Speaking of the pandemic, a reminder of how then President Trump reacted to the very first case of COVID-19 to appear in the US in late January of 2020.

The US political economic cycle...

Republicans fuck the economy.

Republicans then lose power and Democrats make decent progress fixing it.

Republicans vociferously complain that Democrats aren't cleaning up the GOP mess fast enough.

The lesson: We'll do a lot better reminding voters how Republicans screwed things up in the first place than pointing out the progress we're making now.

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD and RITA ORA were pictured together in Primrose Hill, London | December 24, 2018.

If these pictures didn’t exist, I’d swear that this unexpected couple would have been a collective delusion.

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[hongzhizhu]

G FUEL Future Sense Collector’s Box

Description from G FUEL's website:

Making sure the future is preserved and saving the Spider-Verse from evil takes a precise hand, incredible physical prowess and a device that allows you to shift from one dimension to the next. But it also takes energy and focus – especially when you’re dealing with multiple, inferior versions of yourself in the process.

When your universe has you drained, grab the new G FUEL Future Sense Collector’s Box – inspired by Spider-Man 2099 from Spider-Man™: Across the Spider-Verse, in theaters June 2!

Each G FUEL Future Sense Collector’s Box comes with a 24 oz Spider-Man 2099 Shaker Cup and a 40-serving Remastered Tub of sour fruit punch that’s almost as powerful as one square to the jaw from Miguel O’Hara himself!

INCLUDES:

40 Serving Future Sense Energy Tub

24 oz G FUEL x Miguel O'Hara, Spider-Man 2099 Tall Shaker Cup

[sdpubliclibrary]

Black Queer Radicals, Unapologetic Artists, & Beloved Ancestors series, v.1

Octavia E. Butler

[soggypotatoes]

today I bought three books, good quality genmaicha tea, and a box of mac and cheese to be my meals for the next 5 days. I don't need food

[simpingforcys]

New pin for the collection 🎃👑

Just in time for Halloween season. I love the detailing on the pumpkin, the hand and face, I love it.

[roylustang]

Nothing heals the inner child like actually foraging berries straight outta the forest