#soul eater crack

[lxvenderdreamy]

hi!! omg ur writtings so good sorry i say this everytime its just so <33

would you be able to do a soul X m!reader X DtK where the they take the m!reader on a date (without the reader knowing its a date) and fluster him the whole time but at the end m!reader maybe asks wtf is going on and they explain it and they get super flustered (in a good way)

Aww thank you so much! I really appreciate your compliment, thank you for requesting!❤️

Soul and Kid planned this out HEAVILY. Very heavy, making sure that there weren’t any bits or pieces missing from their ultimate plan. They’ve been planning this for awhile now and somehow they managed to keep it hidden from you and their friends without any of them suspecting funny business going on.

Like what I mean by they planned this out heavily, they started with dirt and a stick and started to doodle their plan which progressed to pencil and paper.

They were onto something, something devious, something very fruity.

Their plan was to take you out on a secretive date. Without telling you, at all. At first thought, they thought that it was a bad idea but after some thinking they adapted to that idea and making it become a good one, but they are gonna have to stay on high ground if they want to do this.

When the time soon came, they were ON it. They stayed locked in, they knew their lines, knew when to come out, knew when it was time, knew everything cause they planned it all out, no tweaking out, just lock in. And your over here not knowing what’s going on, you don’t want what’s coming for you. You don’t know that your two best friends are planning to take you out on a secret date. How amazing is that?

When Soul walks over to you with his hands in his pockets, not looking suspicious, he asks you if you wanted to go have a boys night out with just him and Kid, out to eat. You were confused due to it being a school night, wouldn’t Maka send Soul into a concussion for being so careless due to him wanting a boy night on a school night? When you asked him that Soul just shrugged, he didn’t care. Oh well, ain’t like you have somebody waiting for you at home…yet.

You said yes of course, having a boys night out with your two cool friends is nice, especially when your gonna eat. Soul gave you the details of the time, where, etc.

When Soul reported back to Kid, it was now Kid’s time to shine. He was gonna butter you up a little bit, get you excited, even more excited then you already were. Saying how you can order whatever you want, you don’t have to pay ANYTHING, and you can just order off the whole menu if you want. Make you feel like you got the freedom.

When Kid told you this, you were thrilled. Free food? Free drink? No payment? No check? Nothing? Now that’s a big YES. You kept asking him to make sure if he was being like so serious and he had to tell you that he was like 8 times just for symmetrical reasons. Not to mention it was a FIVE star restaurant? Okay, gonna spoil you from head to toe.

After school was over you dashed to your house and put on your best suit and tie and shoes, straightening yourself up to completion, you were so excited and you were starving, you didn’t even eat lunch!

It was around the time that Soul said he’d pick you up. You were waiting outside, looking as sharp as ever. You saw a familiar motorcycle pull up and you knew that it was Soul.

You greeted him with a high five and Soul just stared at you, you look so handsome in your suit. He was so lost in thought that he forgot that he was supposed to be done drove off now. You snapped him out of his thoughts by hitting him in the back of the head.

The two of you pulled up at the restaurant, you saw kid who was looking sharp as always, greeting the two of you with a smile, but his eyes wandered off to you, complimenting you by saying how your looking symmetrically handsome with a wink, this made you slightly blush as you let out a small chuckle.

The three of you got seated and you started to look at the menu, looking for something good to eat and drink, maybe even treat yourself to some yummy dessert. While you were checking that out, Soul and Kid started using morse code to communicate to each other.

“So…Y/n.” Soul said, leaning back in his chair. You gave him a hum in response. “Your looking really sharp, did ya want to impress us or something?” Soul asked with a smirk that was showing his sharp teeth. Your face turned a little red as you rolled your eyes. “So?” You said. Kid joined in. “Well, you really showed yourself. I only thought that you had that suit that you wore for my party that day. Apparently, you had something far more alluring if I do say so myself.” Kid said. What was going on with them? Why were they saying all these things. Your face got hotter as you shook your head.

The waiter came and took the three of your orders, going back to get the drinks first and inform the cooks about your meal.

“..Soul,” You started. “Why would you order chicken tenders at a five star restaurant.” You said as you stared at him from the side. “What’s wrong wit that?” Soul asked, shrugging. “…nevermind.” You said monotonously.

“Oh come on, Y/n.” Soul said as he rolled his eyes with a smirk. “Are you upset that I ordered chicken tenders? Black Star orders them all the time.” Soul said.

“It’s a five star restaurant…plus Kid’s paying!”

“Oh hold on-I only said that I was paying for YOU.”

“…So you didn’t want to pay for me as well?” Soul frowned at Kid. “Of course I don’t, I only pay for handsome guys, and you definitely one of them.” Soul gave Kid an offended look. “Yeah!-wait hold on—“ You were gonna agree with Kid but when you realized what he meant by that you blushed heavily. The waiter gave you all your drinks.

“I mean..I can’t disagree with you on that,” Soul said with a shrug. “y/n is really good-looking not gonna lie.” Soul said as he gave you a smirk. You groaned and covered your face. “Oh would you stop that crap?!” You said, gritting your teeth. Kid nodded with a small chuckle. “Honestly Y/n, you are really good for the eyes. I cant stop staring at you.” Kid said.

What was going on with them? Like actually, what the heck. They were acting more fruity then usual and it’s making you very suspicious of them. Like what in the world is going on here!?

The waiter then brought you all your meals and you immediately dug in. The food was so good, you felt like you were gonna cry due to how good the food was. That’s what you expected in a five star restaurant anyway.

“Y/n, can I some of your food?” Soul suddenly asked. You gave him a side eye and gritted your teeth. “Eat your chicken tenders..” you muttered out, earning a grown from Soul. “But these aren’t warm! And it’s pink on the inside!” Soul scoffed. “You didn’t even bite it!” “I can tell that it’s pink on the inside and cold! Look at it!”

Your face was flushed as you growled at Soul. “Fine, you can eat some since you wasting food. Over here saying that stupid stuff at a FIVE STAR restaurant.” You said. “Oh but I don’t got no fork!” Soul said with a shrug. “Can I still have some tho?” You stared at him for a long time in til you just nodded. Kid chuckled at this, crossing his arms. “Y’know Y/n,” Kid said. “How about you eat some of mine? It ain’t no biggy.” Kid said as he held out his fork. You blushed as you shook your head.

“Y’know what, forget it. I want dessert and ima get dessert since this shark looking-“

“No bad words.” Soul said with a mouth stuffed a food. “Also stop with the names, it highly offensive to me and I don’t appreciate it.” “Of course it’s offensive to you, you related to the Megalodan💀”

When the waiter came back you got to eat your dessert, enjoying every single bit of it. Soon Kid also got the bill and…we don’t speak about the amount of money. The three of you started to walk out, but you then wanted to ask them about why they were acting so weird tonight…yeah, you’ll ask that.

“Yo,” You said. “Why were y’all acting so weird? Like y’all were acting really fruity back there.” You said as you crossed your arms, blushing from the mention of what happened. Soul and Kid got nervous as their faces also turned red. They didn’t cover up for this..they were missing something.

“Okay…we’ll be honest to you on this..” Kid started clearing hus throat. “It was..this was supposed to be a secret date between the three of us. But we didn’t tell you because…yeah…”

“We just homies like that…🌚” Soul added to the silence after what Kid said.

You stood there in complete shock as your face turns millions of shades of red. “WHAT!?” You were shocked, surprised, and flustered. Did they really plan all that out!? How long have they been planning this!? How long!? When? Where? How? There? What? The five W’s from language arts type stuff. “I GOT TO GO SEE YALL TOMORROW!!!” You shouted as you ran down the street. “WAIT I CAN DRIVE YOU BACK!” Soul shouted. “I DONT NEED YOU! GOODNIGHT.”

When you got to your house, panting as you unlocked the door and slammed it closed behind you. You stood there for a moment…for a good moment too. You were shocked that they had pulled that off..but also…happy? Even though it was a secretive date..you had a good time. You had fun…it was all very interesting. You kinda…you kinda want to do it again sometime, but maybe an actual date would do.

[hinatashoyoumytits]

if i had a nickel for every time i fell in love with a boy that swallowed evil entities, i’d have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

[chalkanthit]

I like them, your honor

[the-catmans-offical-2]

I just saw this ship thing of Edward Elric and Maka Albarn and all it did was remind me of that one comic I saw years ago that shipped Ed and Soul but had Death the kid trying to cut off one of Ed's arms to make him symmetrical. I don't even know the context to it or anything, it was just a singular comic page with that.

[midnightcaptions]

I bet under the cloak Lord Death's just like

[madmanwonder]

Prompt

Crossover Crack Ship

Black Star x Isane

Blasane/Soul Medicine

Black Star:

Isane Kotetsu:

[obl1v10nn]

crona stimboard! gifs found on pinterest

[soulchimeraart]

Day 14: Crack Ship

Once more not shipping made this absurdly difficult. This took me hours to think of and starting over many times. Here we have Medusa from Soul Eater and Orochimaru from Naruto. They're so alike its uncanny.

[k1ll1ngh4rm0ny]

Do crona getting beat up

Crona was with Medusa and feel. Bam pow boom “AHHAHAHAHAHAHA” Medusa screamed in happiness. “Rag-Ragnarok-“ BAM! PEW PEW. Kid came … “Crona… you’re not symmetrical you piece of fucking shit.” Kid shot them. “AHAHAHAA HOLAT SHEITURHTH” they pass out.

The end!! 😛

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[dreaming-wavelength]

I hope the Ragnarok x Excalibur shippers are just memeing. Please. I don't want to read fanfictions about it.

[shallowseeker]

Chuck as author, but Amara as self-insert DeanxReader

[symbiotesoulman]

Wanted to draw a crossover ship I kinda like before I partake in CroMa week, maybe I'll colour it later since I liked how it came out.

[beeejayy]

Maka is a pansexual lesbian hope that helps 👍

[madmanwonder]

Prompt

Kiba X Maka

Crossover Crack Ship Meme

Kimaka

Kiba Inuzuka:

X

Maka Albarn:

[c1cada-c1cada]

MY CANDLE 😭

For context this was from my best friend on Christmas and I was using it and I went to the bathroom to take a shit and when i came back my candle was like this 😭

[neonacidtrip]

[text ID: Black image with purple text showing the tags from Tumblr user lyriumrain. The tags read as follows: #i’ve been thinking a lot about how you really can just tell whatever story you want #there are components that your story *can* include if you want to #but you don’t have to #there’s a billion trillion stories out there #might as well tell the one you want to tell how you want to tell it. End ID]

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

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