#soul calibur i

[devileaterjaek]

[gorofeet]

I love fighting game rosters because its like here’s the most attractive woman you’ve ever seen. Here’s an absolute freak of nature. Here’s a beautiful trans woman. Here’s a very gay young man. Here’s the coolest guy you’ve ever seen and he’s wielding a big sword. Heres a gorgeous nonbinary person. Here’s just a creature. Here’s a man who probably doesn’t know what fractions are. Here’s a guy where if he touches you you die instantly. Here’s a lesbian that likes to kick you

[sarnai4]

Gamer Gods

(Ares and Athena are sitting on a sofa. Ares frowns at his controller.)

Ares: Ath, can we play a different game? You've beat me at Connect 4 for 100 times in a row.

Athena (taunting): I don't see why 101 times would make a difference then.

Ares (pouting): I don't like this game anymore.

Athena: What if we played Sudoku?

Ares: No! That's worse! Let's play Mortal Kombat or Soul Calibur.

Athena (cringing): I don't think that's a good idea.

Ares (grinning): Finally afraid you'll lose?

Athena (frowning): You know what, fine. Let's do this.

(Several hours later in immortal time, Zeus walks into the room.)

Zeus (excited): Ooh! A fighting game. I want in.

(Athena sends Ares a look.)

Athena: It's not that fun, Dad.

Zeus: Aw, I bet it's great! I can't believe Ares is actually doing pretty well. I'll play against him.

Ares (ghostly pale): Huh?

(The next game, he and Zeus are on the sofa. The screen shows that Zeus wins.)

Zeus (eyeing him): That's the 3rd time in a row. I feel like you're going easy on me.

Ares (nervously): What? No, of course not.

Zeus (warningly): Ares, I want to really play. You were beating Athena. Give me a challenge.

Ares: A-are you sure?

Zeus: Yes.

Athena (mouthing from behind Zeus): Don't do it.

Zeus (eyes narrowing): Ares, that's an order.

(The next game begins with Ares shaking. It ends with the screen telling Zeus that he lost.)

Zeus (lightning sparkling on him):...

(Ares and Athena make a dash for the door before Zeus can get up.)

Ares (still running): We'll play Sudoku next time.

[monkiinart]

maxi/kilik fans ive seen and heard you

[kanditvofficial]

I made a video showing the Marble Hornets guys and their specials in Soul Calibur 6 bc I thought it was silly 🤭🤭🤭

[scientistknife]

Speaking of older women in Mortal Kombat (see my Sindel simp post), Madam Bo as a playable character when? I need her to have a fatality where she lights someone on fire with her cigarette.

[ruskatuskapuskasapuska]

raaagh finally finished thissss

Got frustrated with the bg and kinda just gave up (thankfully my poor editing magic kinda fixed what bothered me the most (the saturation-differences), but still: fuck the bg)

[miumiumanzo]

"Aunt Cassie!"

[soulofamy]

"Albion, The Radiant One. I hope the bond between us is never severed, Amy. Even when I am gone, this sword will keep us linked. I truly believe that."

happy holidays @fandomhop !! i am your soulcalibur secret santa. i hope you like the art!

[thefairy519]

Hey uh I don't remember seeing these in-game so what the fuck (it's been a while since I've played so idk)

[cosmic-demon-rae]

Lil holiday doodle :)

[soul-engraver]

Non SC VI posts on my blog? It's more likely than you think.

[monkiinart]

some modern soulcalibur fits

[kanditvofficial]

DEATH TO FANON MASKY

[ank3kur0]

your powerpoint got me thinking...have you ever considered the idea of groh/curtis/conduit polycule?

Ten times, to be precise. I entertain the idea of Curtis and the Conduit collectively rambling about how much they love Grøh and would kiss each of his cheeks respectively. <3

[grohxconduit]

Who told him to look at them that way