#sorrynotsorry Crow

[foodsies4me]

Yayyyyy new TPBG chapter and I am 😻 as always! Especially with:

- Alec including all the trainees as his oath wards because ‘as per the written law you didn’t really say one’ (or that he couldn’t have downworlders so here’s my two favs)

- Magnus swooning the whole time and Magnus’ magic yearning to wrap Alec up and keep him all warm and safe

- Imogen welcoming the downworlders (basically warlock gang) as honored guests??? I know there’s a story there

- Jace and Izzy making their oaths so centered on their brother as HOTI (and not on upholding Idris values to the core)

- ALEC SHOWING HIS SOUL MARK TO EVERYONE!

- Alec basically being ‘woops how did that happen’ about all the little decision he made that deviate from SH custom and acting so unbothered like it’s normal

Ah I love a bit of Alec doing what he wants in the name of fairness and community and love and equality. Also the sneak peek of Ragnor/Cat not being amused with Alec drinking water from Lake Lyn because he just got better and if he gets sick Magnus is going to be so mopey again 😂 Loved it so much and awesome as per usual!!

I am as always late answering but I am so glad you liked the new chapter!!!

Alec is being a little shot and reading through their laws to pick apart the wording in the way that most works with what he planned to do. If the Clave didn’t want him to do so they should have been more careful in their phrasing.

Yes there is a story and yes Magnus is halfway right with his joking « Blackmail » response. Not that he knows it.

Jace and Izzy should have written their oaths in a way that makes it clear they will support the oaths Alec makes during his ceremony and that they will stop him (if necessary by force) if he ever tries to break them. Instead, they made it seem like that’s what they were saying while meaning they would fight anyone else who tried to stop Alec from going through with his oaths. Seems like they learned being sneaky with their wording aka Baybrook helped them.

Alec is being the prettiest little shit while still meeting all fo the traditional requirements because tradition is important to him. Or said otherwise, he’s once more proving that Max is taking after him and not Jace whatever he might say because between the two of them Alec is definitely the bigger menace. He just hides it better.

Cat and Ragnor are NOT amused and Ragnor is going to make it clear that sick or not sick their first magic lesson is starting the next day and if Alec has a problem with that he should have been smarter than to drink poisonous water that is poisonous. (Aka Ragnor clucking like a mother hen but hiding it behind snark)

[6flyingosprey6]

I will only take it from here where the other anon left off but going deeper into omega Missa (this is not my first league and I am not the original anon of this)

Missa is one of the omegas most connected with himself and his instincts

Missa whines and whimpers like a champ, if there is anyone on the island who can communicate with the hatchlings (eggs) like that, it's him. The signs are more of a support, you can bet that he communicated with Chay the first few days through pure noises and instincts (even though he cries like a baby because his baby forgot how to speak Spanish, F)

You also wouldn't expect an Omega to be a literal grim reaper (the best image I have of the grim reaper is ghost raider sorrynotsorry) so we have an image of a soul harvester, tall, dark skull mask that literally gives you a don't-judge-a-book-by-its-cover slap when you realize it's just wet cat omega too tall

I also think that Missa is quite, quite good at their job as a grim reaper, very efficient, which is why its tend to put too much work on his shoulders.

I live for Snow White's Missa agency after what happened with the wolves (which the wolves would win by attacking a very scared and frankly confusing omega) and I hold close to my heart; Missa, being ominous in the distance while he takes the already deceased souls to get home on time from work and sleep in the nest of his platonic and crow-like husband

The idea that he is really good at communicating with the eggs just because of how much this man whimpers is so funny to me.

ALSO YES the contradiction of Missa being an omega but also grim-reaper-thing but also a literal wet cat? Perfection. You can fit so many contradictions into him i love it.

After a long hard day of sending souls to the underworld, its nice that the tired omega can return to a comfy nest with his loving husband and son. Such a shame that he choses to sleep alone in the sheep pen, but what can ya do

[singsweetmelodies]

just stopping by to say: you've had SEVEN accounts over ELEVEN years in fandom?? you actually are a legend, wtf. any chance you can reveal some of the other fandoms you've written for? 👀 no need to answer if it's too personal or if you're not comfortable revealing it btw!!

ahhhh, anon, you'll make me blush 🙈🙈😍🙈 YOU are the actual legend for sending this ask!! ❤️❤️ also, omg, noooo worries, i don't mind answering at all - i am also an incredibly nosy person, lmaooo, so i completely get wanting to be curious about everything you can, hehe.

and as for fandoms: i'm not going to reveal absolutely all of them (mostly because i'm too lazy to go open up all 7 accounts AGAIN and check, so i'll most likely forget some, lmao 😆🥲) but also bcs there are one or two i'm redacting for shame, kslldjdhdhdgdhdgdhdggdd 🙈

ANYWAYS. let's get to it - here's a list of many of the fandoms i've written for over the past 11 years, in the order of how quickly my brain remembers them lmao. also! pls note that these are only the fandoms i've written for. the ones i've READ for are absolutely impossible to count, i fear 😅😅

and now with the disclaimers and whatnot done - the list:

Harry Potter (specifically, Marauders Era)

Avengers 2012 (specifically, Clintasha)

Once Upon A Time (Captain Swan beloved)

Marvel's Agents of SHIELD (definitely the fandom I've written the most for to date)

Star Wars (Reylo. sorrynotsorry)

Supergirl (Supercorp, of course)

Star Trek: Discovery (one fic in total but it counts)

Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist (again, one fic, but I loved this quirky little series very dearly)

The Queen's Gambit (this is the one I completely forgot I ever wrote fic for, and was pleasantly surprised to remember lmao)

Six of Crows (Kanej forever!!)

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (Sambucky, of course)

Black Widow 2021 (specifically, the fascinating and excellent Natasha & Yelena & Melina & Alexei dynamic)

Miraculous Ladybug (shut UP, the content in this fandom is genuinely god-tier)

Spider-Man Homecoming & No Way Home (Spideychelle <333)

Arrow (I never finished this show but by god I had my Olicity obsession. also. Sara Lance!!)

Arcane (one fic but God I wish I'd had spoons to write more because this show is awesome. Caitvi 😍😍)

Avatar The Last Airbender (OH MY GOD almost forgot this one but how could i. this show is so good!!)

there you have it, anon! 🥰 insanity that has spanned 11 years, lmao. but this is only a fraction of the true insanity, really - there are SO many fandoms where i just lurked, and obsessively read fic, but never posted anything of my own 🥲🙈 anyways!! looking at this all again has definitely been A Ride for me. i do hope you enjoyed(?) the answer - pls do tell me if anything here is a massive surprise, or not surprising at all, lmao. i of course believe my taste is impeccable, but please do tell me what you think too <333

[wanna-b-poet31]

Aziraphale Addresses His Abuse

In case anyone cares, here are some more musings about the significance of Aziraphale’s confrontation of his abuse in Good Omens. This is an extension of a segment in my longer piece: An Angel in Recovery

Needing Closure

After Aziraphale finally admits that Heaven is like an abusive parent, he needs to come to terms with the fact that he’s got >ALOT< of shit to deal with. Not least of which is his internalized self-loathing as evident in the above gif where we can see his association with “soft” as a negative trait.  And we all KNOW Crowley would fight Gabriel for personally helping to instill the belief that he’s a “bad angel” for being kind and compassionate, and loving humanity >and Crowley<.

But, choosing a side is not closure.

What it is, is a support system and a promise to help build up Aziraphale’s confidence. Choosing his side provides safety, and it strengthens his relationship with Crowley, but choosing Crowley alone will not address his underlining trauma. While he now acknowledges that his 6000-year treatment is fucked up (like really fucked up), it is but only one step on his journey towards recovery.

Once Aziraphale chooses Crowley, to be his partner, to stop Armageddon, to defend humanity, he indeed realizes that the line between Heaven’s abuse and the threat of Hell’s is a fucking thin one. Both adversaries team up to actively destroy everything the Ineffable Husbands love, employing gaslighting, physical attacks, or emotional traumatizations to achieve their goals.

In order to have the closure that he desperately needs to properly cope with his trauma, he needs to confront his abusers and reclaim his sense of self, reaffirming his choices to pick the healthy support system that is Crowley.

There are four distinct moments where he gets his closure: With Heaven, With Shadwell, with Gabriel, and finally, with Hell. 

Defying Heaven

I didn’t note this before, but Aziraphale’s first direct act of defiance is to his duties as a leader of Heaven. 

After Aziraphale has picked a side, he is...inconveniently discorporated...and sent into the den of lions that is Heaven. Now, having realized that no one in Heaven has Earth’s best interests at heart, he walks in with his eyes wide open to the abuse and unhealthy nature of Heaven.  Once he is face-to-face with his “duties” as an Angel thrust upon him. And how is he, a principality, an angel of heaven, treated? 

Like dirt.

The Quartermaster >yup weird mustache guy is named “quartermaster”< berates him for losing his body (that up until that point had never been discorporated before) and being a “pathetic excuse for angel”. The verbal abuse is strong in this scene because, as the above gif shows, Aziraphale flinches at his words, visibly becoming uncomfortable with the treatment. And, instead of denying the problem or repressing his feelings, he sees Heaven for the nasty “parent” that it is. 

And then we see Aziraphale finally. fucking. snap.

For the first, but not the last, time we see Aziraphale assert his own desires to heaven. Although in the garden he clearly asserts his desires and kindness by giving Eve and Adam his sword, he lies about where it’s been to both God and Gabriel. He does not lie here. He makes a choice and he does not back down. He deflects blame somewhat, but he admits that the sword is gone, and righteously asserts that his actions were just. 

When the Quartermaster yells abuse at him, then tries to control Aziraphale, promising to overlook his “indiscretion” if he gets in line “now”, Aziraphale fumbles for a second but then comes out in full force. 

He. says. no. 

Not only that, he tells Heaven, on no uncertain terms, that he wants no part in waging war against humanity or Hell. This act of agency defies the hold Heaven has on him, and where, in the past, he would have suffocated on his own repression instead of acknowledging Heaven’s actions as wrong, he won’t be silent any longer. Heaven isn’t used to being told they’re in the wrong, and it lends to their overall power over all angels. But, Aziraphale does it anyway, knowing full well what the consequences are if they retaliate.

But, he’s chosen his side and damn it all if they think he’s not going to see it through until the end. 

Instead of denying there’s a problem with Heaven’s behavior, he demands to be returned to Earth so he can call/contact Crowley and stop the war from starting in the first place. Finally!!! His own wants and needs above the toxic, controlling parent that is Heaven. 

And more than that, he tells Heaven the truth. Up until this point he had repressed his misgivings about Heaven’s actions, lying through his teeth to Heaven about his true feelings towards humanity.  But here, when faced with an ultimatum, he tells the truth and DEMANDS to be sent back to Earth. 

Heaven, it seems, now is not worth the effort. He has a support system he trusts implicitly and without question -- Crowley. The control Heaven used to have on him has been replaced with defiance and anger because of their cruelty to him, to Crowley, and to humanity.  

He has some closure!

Handling Homophobia 

Then there is Shadwell.  

So full disclosure. I haven’t really talked about Shadwell in many of my metas because of all of the abusers in Good Omens, I'm most triggered by his homophobic behaviors. I grew up closeted and queer around people like Shadwell (although they were admittedly less dooms-day focused). I have some family like him and his constant usage of homophobic slurs towards Aziraphale hits close to home.  Sorry if this isn’t as detailed as my other sections, disregarding Shadwell is a form of self-care. 

It is clear with his introduction that Shadwell is dismissive of most people. For example, he elects to call Tracy “Jezebel” and other derogatory terms for her profession, only treating her kindly after she retires. For Aziraphale, he calls him “Southern Pansy”, which is a major slur in the UK for gay men.

With Crowley, Shadwell is less brash. Sure he still fanatical about abusing witches, and wants to milk the situation for as much money as he possibly can, but when he approaches Crowley at the diner, he speaks with a kind of timidness that looks like he’s seeking validation for his actions. I assert this because he’s not scared of Crowley but genuinely sees him as an ally. While it could just be a ploy to get more money out of Crowley, he doesn’t talk back or insult Crowley around him.

However, I firmly believe Crowley would absolutely beat the shit out of Shadwell for his treatment of Aziraphale.

When we look closely at how Shadwell talks to Aziraphale, he is clearly directly manipulative and verbally abusive. He purposefully takes advantage of Aziraphale’s kindness to better line his own pockets by falsely reporting the existence and death of his “soldiers”. Then, out of earshot, he berates Aziraphale for what he presumes his sexual identity is. While Aziraphale is canonically a queer masculine-presenting non-binary entity, Shadwell percieves Aziraphale’s behavior as a net negative (which it absolutely isn’t!!! Fuck Shadwell’s transphobia and homophobia). He uses his prejudice and homophobia to show that he does not view Aziraphale as worth the same respect that Crowley (who somehow Shadwell does not read as genderqueer) is shown.

Shadwell’s abuse is less all-encompassing than Heaven’s, but it’s just as significant because of his dismissive attitude towards Aziraphale devaluing non-normative gender presentations and is generally meant to be hurtful. He is meant to be Aziraphale’s ally, or perhaps his employee. But the homophobic slurs shows malice. Although not as hidden as Heaven, the abusive nature of Shadwell is just as damaging, and the insult is intended to belittle and demean Aziraphale.

This all comes to a head after finding Madame Tracy is angelically possessed by Aziraphale, Shadwell verbally attacks Aziraphale with the slur again. And Aziraphale, who just faced Heaven and walked backward into Hell, is not having any of the homophobic behaviors. 

This whole interaction is a relatively “small” moment compared to his defiance of Heaven, but it shows he’s one step closer to confronting the bigger, more direct, abusers in his life. Defying Heaven was monumental but vague, it’s one thing to defy an organization, or even defy expectations, but to defy individuals is harder, more personal, and confronting the struggle helps give Aziraphale closure against homophobia.  

The One Where Gabriel’s a Dick

The next confrontation is with Gabriel, the primary abuser for 6000 years. While all of Heaven is abusive, Gabriel specifically singles out Aziraphale, belittles his interests (even when Gabriel himself indulges in some less than angelic behaviors like wrath and indulging in nice, expensive human clothing). He is a vehicle for many of the specific actions that traumatize Aziraphale.  

Although I don’t doubt Aziraphale could cut Gabriel with his flaming sword, the most powerful weapon in his arsenal is his words. He defends Adam’s choice to not destroy the world and confronts Gabriel’s use of the “great plan” vs. the ineffable one. Aziraphale knows that poking at Heaven’s excuse for destroying humanity won’t hold up. Adam’s right, there is no rationale for waging war except “to see whose gang’s the best”. Speaking up like that, against a director of war, is ballsy, but Aziraphale does not care. He needs to confront the horrendous way Gabriel/Heaven has treated him, humanity, and Crowley.

And who supports him through this cathartic moment? 

Crowley. 

With a single glance, Crowley interjects and comes through, supporting Aziraphale’s (extremely clever) plan to protect Adam and the world. Based on Gabriel and Beelzebub’s confused reactions Crowley realizes Heaven and Hell don’t actually know what they’re doing.  Aziraphale has them dead to right with his cleverness and devotion to humanity. Stepping closer to Aziraphale, protectively behind Adam, he pushes until Heaven and Hell are forced to admit defeat.

It’s a beautiful confrontation. A perfect FUCKKKKKKK YOU to the embodiment of his abuse, with his support system helping give him the confidence he needs to push past his insecurities and execute his plan. 

Facing His Fears: Hell or Highwater 

The last distinct moment is the switch. 

While Hell specifically hasn’t actually targetted Aziraphale, they have done something worse. Attacked his support system. So, Aziraphale returns in kind, confronting his partner’s abusers head on. And look at the absolute GLEE he takes in showing off how indestructible to Holy Water his partner is. He’s making a performance of daring all of Hell to come after them, terrorizing them like they terrorized Crowley and him.

It’s also him coming to terms with the fact that yes, it’s him and Crowley against the (divine) World. The switch is so significant for so many reasons, but the primary one is that it allows Aziraphale the ability to face his biggest fear -- Hell -- and not flinch. 

The Threat of falling (like from Uriel/Michael/Sandalphon) and going to Hell terrifies our loveable bastard angel. He knew that he was disposable to Heaven, but he’s indisposable to Crowley. This confrontation allows him to come to terms with the unhealthy power dynamic of Heaven and begin the rest of his life with Crowley as equals. 

Once he returns home, to Crowley, he’s not fully recovered (recovery is a process, not a finish line) but he’s faced all of his abusers.  

He has closure. 

TLDR: Aziraphale is on the road to recovery with Crowley. #lovewins

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

[the-crows-system]

Yeah well,

When they say "some words are better left inside the meaningless void where no living being can access and shall remain there, never to be seen. Ever.,"

That quote is most applicable here. Yep. I made it up. So what. Still applicable.

You need therapy

Based on your activity!

[bladesandstars]

Aracrowe + magnificient please and thank you

Works in Progress (Aracrowe, 1500 words, SFW)

Aranea walked briskly from the bus stop to the shared studio space. It was just a few blocks from the river, and as the moist air touched her face, she could feel herself begin to relax already. It was different here, right down to the smell of it, and she looked forward to shedding the city and the job she did to pay the bills. She hated it, mostly because it required being nice to people all day. She stretched, and nodded at a woman coming out the front entrance of the old converted factory where Aranea’s studio was.

She felt her false smile and tense shoulders fall away as she entered the building. A series of small spaces wrapped around three floors with a large, glass-sided staircase winding up the middle in a squared-off coil. She waved at Wedge closing up the gift shop and skipped up the stairs, the ten-hour shift on her feet all but forgotten.

The smells of paint and clay mingled, welcoming her into the small room - previously white-walled and plain, but now adorned with paintings, all in the same style. They reflected movement and passion, both in the brush strokes and the colors. Most depicted people, but some were of scenes, haunting and angry and poignant and peaceful in turn. Aranea rolled her sleeves up as she rounded the partial wall that separated the shared space, and opened the small refrigerator on her side. She eased out the tray with her current project on it, set it down, and flexed her fingers before reaching for her bucket of clay. The high ceiling allowed the last of the sun’s rays to stream in, and Aranea pushed her hands into the clay, smoothing and shaping with practiced ease.

Aranea was lost in her work, using the side of her hand to shape a delicate slope, when she heard the door open. She smiled, but didn’t break her focus on her sculpting, concentrating.

“Hey Crowe.”

“Hi Aranea.” She heard the smile in the other woman’s voice and it was enough to make her look up in the hope of catching it. She was rewarded, glancing at the curve of the smile and the swell of Crowe’s lower lip, envisioning just the right pressure and movement to duplicate it in her clay. She cleared her throat and wiped her hands. This was a business arrangement - there was no way she would have been able to afford this studio space alone, and it was nice to have company. That’s all this is, she told herself sternly. No need to make things weird.

Crowe let out a tired puff of air and leaned more than sat on a stool. “How was your day?”

Aranea thought back to the hours at work and shrugged. “Fine. Annoying. Looks like you had a heck of a day.”

Crowe rolled her eyes and swiped her arm across her forehead. “People are awful. You’d think they’d be happy to be out for a nice meal, but it’s shocking how many of them seem to make it their goal to make me miserable.” She stood up and started pulling out paints and brushes methodically. She always did this in the same order, every time, and by the time she had everything out, she had calmed. Aranea watched her in quiet admiration, trying not to stare too long.

Aranea thought for a moment. “I know what this calls for.”

“Pizza?”

“No.  I mean sure, but that’s not what I was thinking.” Aranea moved to the center of the room where the small speaker they shared was perched, and pushed the button to connect it to her phone. She tapped on her screen for a moment, then looked up with a smirk.

Their eyes met as guitars crunched and voices growled from the speaker, and they grinned at each other. Odd hours and a willingness to share had brought them together, but their shared taste in death metal had kept them happily sharing this studio space for the past year. Fortunately, the late evening hour tonight made it unlikely that any of the other artists would complain.

And Crowe was easy on the eyes; Aranea couldn’t deny that. Aranea had been on the verge of saying something to move their relationship beyond just friendly more than once, but had backed down every time out of a healthy mix of cowardice and a desire to avoid upsetting the status quo if things went wrong. She watched Crowe watch her canvas for a moment, admiring the striking tones of bright red she could see, accented by a stroke or two of deep blue. Most of the painting was blocked by Crowe’s body, which relaxed visibly as the music rolled over them and she lost herself in thought.

Aranea turned back to her own project and fitted her thumb back into the groove she was shaping, her eyes occasionally darting over to the other side of the room.

A couple of weeks later, and Aranea could plainly see what was influencing this project. It was embarrassing, and juvenile.

And almost finished.

She dreaded finishing it, even though the two of them usually enjoyed sharing completed work with each other, both observing the unspoken rule not to peek at works in progress. Crowe hadn’t mentioned much about her current painting, but she’d seemed happier than usual working on it, so that had to be a good sign.

It was a rainy, early Sunday morning, and Aranea was alone in the studio. She pulled the tray out of the fridge again and sighed. The bust was just shoulders and neck and the back of a head, with a mass of hair partially pinned up and partially falling down in wisps. From the curve of the neck to the shape of the ear, it was glaringly obvious what Aranea’s hands had been busy smoothing and shaping these past few weeks. They were the same graceful lines she furtively peeked at every time Crowe came into this room. She sighed. Way to ruin a good thing, subconscious. As it turns out, it was probably best she’d decided not to sculpt a face.

Aranea braced herself to just get it out and get it over with. She just hoped they could keep things normal afterward.

The soft click of the door pulled Aranea from her thoughts. Crowe stepped into the room and set down the paper bag she’d been carrying, which Aranea eagerly noticed smelled of donuts and coffee. Instead of starting her usual routine, though, Crowe walked over to Aranea and took her by the wrist, leading her over to Crowe’s side of the studio.

She didn’t know why Crowe was so purposeful, and Aranea was excited and terrified at the same time. Her pulse thudded, and she was grateful for the clay on her hands - otherwise there was no question her sweating palms would have given her away.

Crowe pulled Aranea in front of her latest canvas. “This one’s finally done, and I wanted you to see it.” Her voice was soft.

It was a pair of hands - that was it, but they took up nearly the entire canvas. They were strong, and active - muscle and sinew stood out, and their black and white tones contrasted with the bright red background Aranea had spotted earlier. The way Crowe had captured movement and power was beautiful, and the care and detail on each fingernail and knuckle was stunning. The hands appeared to be reaching out for something, and Aranea opened her mouth to ask about it, when Crowe took her hand instead of her wrist, heedless of the squish of the clay.

“It’s magnificent.”

You’re magnificent, Aranea wanted to say, but didn’t.

“Aranea, look.” Crowe looked down at the hand grasped in hers and looked back at the canvas, and Aranea’s gaze followed.

“Oh.” Oh. Those were - her hands? Aranea’s mouth stayed open, and her eyes went wide. Crowe had been watching her just as closely, it seemed. Terror eased its way out of her chest, to be replaced with a flutter of excitement and a rush of elation. She pulled Crowe’s arm now, hustling over to her own side of the studio to wordlessly gesture at her work. A quiet laugh burst from Crowe’s chest, and long, dark eyelashes brushed down to highlight the pale pink flush at the tops of her cheeks. A heartbeat passed, then another.

“So, what are you doing later?” Crowe’s tone was lightly teasing.

Aranea regained enough footing to tease in return.  “I don’t know - probably working on some stuff, listening to some metal. Maybe going on a date?”  She squeezed Crowe’s hand and laughed as the clay squelched. She continued to smile as she stepped forward half a step to brush her lips gently against Crowe’s - lightly, tentatively.

“Yeah, I think that would be nice.” Rain danced softly against the skylight, and Crowe reached up to kiss Aranea more fully, without letting go of her hand.

[aneiria-writes]

FRIENDS HELP ME FEED MY NEW FANDOM BEAST AND SEND ME SIX OF CROWS PROMPTS 

plleleeeeeeeeasasassseeeee

Mainly kanej. Will also willingly and gratefully accept nina x matthias, jesper x wylan, and, bear with me, but.......nina x inej??! kaz x jesper?!?!? OMG WAIT KAZ X INEJ X JESPER?!? look basically I’ll take anything you can throw at me xD

I EAGERLY AND IMPATIENTLY AWAIT YOUR COMMANDS MY ASK BOX IS OPEN 

(ps if you prefer no smut better give me that heads up because otherwise I can’t always control it sorrynotsorry)

[markelton]

Day 11 of #drawtober2017 - Button-Eyes Scarecrow Given today's prompt, I thought I would check back in with my Not-So-Scarecrow from last year. Turns out, he's still doing what he does best - befriending those crows. And you KNOW he's the best, because he's always out-standing in his field. 😊 . . . @drawtober #drawtober #buttoneyes #scarecrow #crow #cornfield #badjokes #punderful #sorrynotsorry #artistsoftumblr #artistsofinstagram #artistsonig #artistsoninstagram #illustration #digitalillustration #spoopy #happyhalloween #halloween #halloweenart

[askshivanulegacy]

Thirteen is like the living embodiment of chaos and carnage, and he doesn’t wait for the proper order of things to happen before he does what he wants. 

It helps a lot that he can digivolve become an 18-ft monster whenever he feels like it, he basically just broke a rancor’s neck practically by thinking about it. 8)

Take the intelligence of a spy and the destructive capabilities of a mini godzilla and you pretty much have Thirteen.

Wonder what would happen if say ... the SIS managed to 'steal' a certain hawkbat off Five?

‘Steal’? Hah, good luck!

Five has absolute, unwavering faith regarding Thirteen’s loyalty and capabilities. If, for some reason, Thirteen found himself behind enemy lines outside of expected mission parameters, Five would probably just sit back and wait for the hawkbat to return to him, and hope that he had a sufficiently pleasurable time wreaking havoc and carnage along the way. Probably good exercise and stimulation for him, really.

Then he’d find out if there was anyone left alive who needed to be rooted out by  Intel and punished.

[ao3feed-daisuga]

Volleyball crows

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/0hcbeCW

by IceCreamDude

Yachi creates a group chat and chaos breaks lose.

Or another group chat collection no one asked for.

Words: 344, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, M/M

Characters: Azumane Asahi, Hinata Shouyou, Tsukishima Kei, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Sugawara Koushi, Sawamura Daichi, Nishinoya Yuu, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Yachi Hitoka, Shimizu Kiyoko, Narita Kazuhito, Ennoshita Chikara, Kinoshita Hisashi

Relationships: Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi, Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Tsukishima Kei/Yamaguchi Tadashi, Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu, Ennoshita Chikara/Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Shimizu Kiyoko/Yachi Hitoka

Additional Tags: Karasuno, Karasuno Family, Crows, Chatting & Messaging, Nishinoya Yuu & Tanaka Ryuunosuke are Bros, Kinoshita and Narita are twins, Team Mom Sugawara Koushi, Team Dad Sawamura Daichi, Ennoshita is like the son, Kageyama loves his milk, Randomness, Random & Short, more characters and more relationships will be added in the future, Kagehina will be there but my main ship is Daisuga, there‘ll probably be crossovers too, sorrynotsorry, Probably ooc, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Chaos, Idiots in Love, did I mention that everyone is gay?, now I did, Nicknames, there‘s not really a plot, Or is there?, i‘m bored

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/0hcbeCW

[coeurvrai]

give me the burden, give me the blame / i’ll shoulder the load and i’ll swallow the shame

for @shindera

[xiwangxian4everix]

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[totallynotanundercoverghost]

Nina Zenik

ME: everyone is entitled to their own way of imagining a character SOMEONE: *draws a skinny nina zenik* ME: Im calling the cops

[fangirlwithasweettooth]

@cumulusclub @timeandspacelord

What has my life become… I have legitimate lab reports I need to be doing… Whatever, here is how the genetics of Boneless Jesper work assuming that Aditi and Colm have bones. Enjoy

[truxblooded]

ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝔾𝕦𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 ℝ𝕦𝕝𝕖𝕤:

                         🎊🎉Welcome one and all!🎊🎉

To quote a great, but semi crazy psychopathic Clown Prince of Crime: “If you’re good at something never do it for free.” And thus I have opened commissions for the first time, ever!

Like most of you have I work a full-time job, but thanks to the shit economy and “promises” *blatant lies* not being fulfilled from the Annoying Orange in the Oval Office to help out all of us average joes just trying to make ends meet, and now the uncertainty of my job still being there after a far larger grocery chain bought out the one I work for *sobs* I am trying to earn a little more extra income by doing what I have loved to do for the last fifteen plus years of my life (I’m 32) - writing and entertaining many with my writing.

Here is where you will find all of the details for commissions! 

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴅᴏ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ:

I write the gambit of varying categories; fluff, smut, angst, action/adventure, horror, Sci-Fi, fantasy, A/B/O, etc. Although I have quite a few hard no’s.  

I will absolutely not write anything containing:

explicit drug use/abuse

domestic violence in graphic nature

child abuse

rape/non-con 

super hardcore BDSM and unsafe BDSM practices (ignoring safe words, zero aftercare)

humiliation/dégradation

overtly graphic over the top ridiculous and otherwise impossible pornography that defies the laws of physics and actual human biology

anything coming close to or resembling 50 Shades of Grey (because let’s be realistic if Christian Grey wasn’t a hot rich white dude, that would have been an entire season’s worth of Criminal Minds episodes)

scat

extreme underage (one or both participants are under the age of 16 years old)

If you are under the age of 18 years of age, please do not commission me for a fic that contains explicit sexual content. Under US law, I would be charged with providing pornographic material to a minor, which (for me) would result in prison time and filing as a sex offender. For my safety and yours, if you are under 18 years of age, please do not request smut. If you request smut and you are under the age of 18 years old but are up front about it, I will negotiate a better fic that involves fluff or angst. If you lie, however, and I find out that you are under the age of 18 and commissioned a smut fic, I will refund you the money and block you. Simple as that. Do NOT do this, kiddos, please.

Please do not put me in a position where I have to restrict my commissions or give it up all together because you can’t get over the actual FUCKING LAW when it comes to 18+ allowances. 

I will negotiate on briefly mentioning or gleaning over something if it pertains to a background bit to give explanation to the story/series/one-shot/drabble plot, but please be respectful of what I will and will not write, as I will be respectful to your commission requests in return.

I write for:

 Marvel Comics/the MCU

X-Men/Deadpool (mentioning these as for now I still don’t consider them canon to the MCU until I see them with the title card)

DC Comics/DCEU 

Batman (Nolan-verse)

Gotham

The Flash (season one and two eras)

Supernatural

Smallville

The Crow (universe mythology)

Criminal Minds

Star Wars

The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit (book and movie verses)

the Assassin’s Creed video games (bear in mind I have only played up to Unity and am hustling to catch up to Odyssey)

the Fallout video game series (I’ve only played 3 and New Vegas)

Mass Effect video game series (excluding Andromeda)

and Riverdale (I’ve only watched season one)

You’re also more than welcome to ask about whether or not I write for something, just in case I do have some or just enough knowledge of the said show/movie/comic/book in question for me to possibly consider taking the asked commission.

ᴘʀɪᴄɪɴɢ:

Drabbles will run at $3 USD for every 500 hundred words

One-Shots will run at $5 USD per piece || 3K max word count

Series - depending on the length of the requested amount of parts, negotiations can be made - will run at $10 USD

RP Character Sheet Creation will run at $3-$5 USD depending on the amount of depth and detail you want put into the spread

I also offer my services as a beta-reader! Depending on the size of what you would like me to beta for you, or if it’s an ongoing series, we can take a seat at the negotiations table and come about to an arrangement on payment!

I Accept payments through buying me a Ko-Fi ☕ || PayPal || Venmo

If I go above word count (aka, if I write more than what you paid for), you are under no obligation to pay me for the more writing. You should not be penalized by giving me more money just because I have a shitty time keeping to word limits. If you want to pay me for the extra work, that is more than okay, but understand you are under NO obligation to do so. I will not expect it either.

ᴛɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴄɪᴛʏ ɪɴ ᴄʜɪɴᴀ: 

I kid! I kid! I just stupidly love that goddamn saying so much it’s not even funny... in fact it’s Dad Joke level so #sorrynotsorry. Anywho! If you like what I throw out there for free enjoyment and just good ‘ol story telling entertainment, and would like to leave me a tip, you can do so by buying me a Ko-Fi ☕

Once your transaction has gone through, contact me on either tumblr or my email: Shootingstarko86@hotmail.com - I check both frequently- and either tell me your information (what name you put on Ko-Fi, or what email will show up in my Pay-Pal and or Venmo) or send a screencap of your transaction. Once I have verified your information, we can discuss what you want for your prompt.

You will then have three ways to receive your fic once it is finished. 

I can post it here on Tumblr, tagging you in it of course. 

If you do not want to have this fic published on tumblr, let me know and I will send you a private Google Doc link so only you and those you choose to share this with can enjoy it, or I will send it to your email. 

You can also request to have it published on both, but your name not be mentioned. I will then say it is an anonymous commission and privately link you to the fic once it is posted so you have that confirmation.

You can also request to have it published on my AO3 account! Or you can also request to have all three options!

You are more than welcome to ask for an update on how the work is progressing. Please allow up to two weeks for your fic, if there is an issue I will notify you. If I need more time, again, I will notify you. I do work full time and train full time as an avid 1/2 marathon runner during the beginning of every year, so please bear with me if I notify you on the more time issue.

And that children, about does it. 

I hope and cross my fingers I crossed every possible little detail, if you have questions you are more than welcomed to message me privately or send an ask to my box, or contact me through email @ Shootingstarko86@hotmail.com 📩

TOOᗪᒪEᔕ ᗰY ᑭOOᗪᒪEᔕ!!

[xylianna]

Xy Fri yay! So, in WWH-verse, does Nyx ever top Crowe? And, uh, any elaboration on that either way is welcome. *hides thirstily*

He ABSOLUTELY does.   I head canon Crowe as more of a domme than a switch, but, that doesn’t mean she doesn’t want to pass the power once in a while. Nyx, devoted and attentive as he is (oops, is my Sacred!Nyx Heliotrope head canon bleeding over? #sorrynotsorry) is pretty flexible and happy no matter what side of the whip he’s on as long as everyone’s having a good time.

Crowe isn’t into receiving much pain play beyond the nips and hair-pulls that can happen even during vanilla sex. But she enjoys bondage. A lot.  She likes suspension combined with sensory deprivation, so she’s just wrapped there hanging in her own silent cocoon.  She likes more standard bondage, so that she doesn’t have to worry about being in charge; she’s tied up, at Nyx’s mercy, it’s not her time to drive.  I honestly think bondage is probably the main thing Nyx tops her for. 

I also have WWH!Crownyx temperature play head canons involving the abuse of Lucian royal magic in which Nyx carefully uses fire and ice to good effect.  Electric play too, with lightning.  And those things happen no matter who is topping, because they both enjoy it. Not often, but every once in a while to add more spice to things.

Thank you so much for asking, darling!