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is it kaeya slandering the gods hour, because if so what is his hot take on the dendro archon please and thank you
"i suppose i shall somewhat disappoint you then, i'm afraid. very little of what she has done truly irks me, the dendro archon was the only one being logical and chose to leave khaenri'ah alone and focused on actual issues. although, the one issue i do have is her constant erasure of the abyss and calling it 'forbidden knowledge' is far from welcome. truth be told, there is nothing forbidden about anything. the world exists because of the machinations of the unknown and somewhat sceptical existence of things. if she values wisdom, perhaps she should accept the abyss for what it is, a tool that furthers her pursuit, and not purge it so heartlessly."
#maquiscursed#` ⭒ ✦ 𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 ⸻ a life of deception at its finest#` ⭒ ✦ 𝐈. 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 ⸻ destiny will never release the soul#nahida is the only one on the they're okay list alongside murata WHEEZE#murata gets a pass for being a war god and causing war despite it being cruel is her domain#she's not in as deep shit as the others#nahida meanwhile? eh she's fine dsbijkdshg#sorry you got beaned
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Arthur's lap is a perfect place to sit :]
#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe#nonbinary john doe#my art#human!john doe#i started this i think like a week ago but havent finished it till today#so have some john in a dress godness and also them being all lovey dovey#jarthur#private eyes#sorry for the lineart inacuracies i made the layers wierd and in the second one got annoyed at the messines more but whatever#honestly i headcanon them as queer platonic but i keep putting them in quite romantic sceneriis#but whatever you can totally act like your dating and still not be a traditional couple and my aro heart projects its beans at these two#arthur's hands look smother :[ i think i erased his sh scars by accident :/ of well
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Spyke put that hat on it himself
#bean art#splatoon#splatoon spyke#snail#sea snail#super sea snail#splat3#splatoween#splatoon fanart#spyke#splatoon murch#murch#murch splatoon#spyke splatoon#i had to draw this im sorry#you have no idea how damn happy i got that they gave these two at least a little attention <333#my favorite boys#they have the rodrick and greg heffley dynamic i can feel it in my heart and soul
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Snaky bois what is ur reaction?
(raph was a fail I need redraw him)
Love when people make cool alt animal or species AU’s!
#87 Leo is not so fond of snakes - and unfortunately was the first thing to pop into my head when I got this ask#sorry buddy-lil bean with his shimmy shakes about snakes#love the idea too! being snakes would definitely put more value to a ‘battle shell’#I guess it would be more of a ‘battle sleeve’ once you start to think of the logistics#ask box#ask answers#my art#tmnt 1987#1987 leonardo#tmnt#tmnt art
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show us the horrors
who’s the most monstrous clone oc (if you’re comfortable with sharing it)
(All clones are capable of being scary, but some are a little scary all the time!!! Also, you implied one, but I have brought three hehe
Top right is Truffle, and she has the DNA of a Football Fish (and some other deep sea creatures). Despite all the teeth, she only eats tiny crustaceans, and she is a bit of a practical joker!!! Mostly luring in unsuspecting folks with her lure and then going BOO!!!
Top left is Rocky Road, and they are technically two clones with separate brains, despite being counted as one in the masterlist. They got some sorta bovine DNA, and they're rather skittish, as stumbling over their legs made them an easier target, but they are pretty sweet once they warm up to someone!
And then the last one, is probably more monstrous in terms of personality than appearance, but he is fuck-off huge (shout out to you anon who asked about giant clones!!!) His name is Chickpea, and he is a bad, bad boy!!! The muzzle and claw caps are not just a fashion statement, y'know!!! The collar is tho hehe
#ooc post#Truffle the Fake Peppino#Rocky Road the Peppiclone#Chickpea the Fake Peppino#also Bean is here#sorry for no colours I found Truffle and Rocky Road yesterday I have not decided on their colours#Chickpea I have had for a bit longer but he still got no colours jfdks#also fun fact; Rocky Road was inspired by that poem with the two-faced calf that looks at the night sky and there are twice as many stars#I do not remember the name of it but if you know you know#anyways I hope this satisfies bc despite trying very hard they still came out cute jlkfdskjdf#body horror
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that new thing where usamericans have started using more cockney adjacent accents to imitate british ppl they don’t like is kinda… idk it feels off,, esp when they’re using slang that’s attributed more to working class people. like what happened to making fun of posh people 🤨 i promise you boris johnson and jk rowling are not the ones saying bruv or innit
#also you lot are totally fine making fun of foods like beans on toast#but i saw that poll where cucumber sandwiches got the most votes for ‘which of these british foods would you eat if you had to’ or smthn#(other than cucumber sandwiches being disgusting they’re very much associated w the upper class)#i’m not accepting the excuse ‘but they all sound the same!’ anymore#if you want to get upset at british people being unknowingly classist you need to educate yourselves as well#this isn’t excusing ppl classist towards usamericans btw im well aware they exist and they suck#(also sorry for using british - blame the americans for thinking we’re all english)
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Rolling With Difficulty as texts I have saved on my computer for some reason
(i drew every day for like a month straight and burnt out so have this nonsense instead)
#rolling with difficulty#dani rwd#finbar rwd#kyana rwd#vrla rwd#vr la rwd#which of those is the correct tag. like genuine question#k lb rwd#maxim rwd#i had one that was k-lb and c-ra but it got eaten by tumblr somehow#anyway sorry for the wildly varying formatting these are amassed across like 4 years and god knows how many messaging apps#if you want context to 'we eat spoon' me and my friend bought a bean curd and for some reason we thought the spoon was made of like#that biodegradable/technically edible plastic material#i mean idk what it was actually made of but it sure as shit wasnt edible because i was the one who tried#same friend is the one who almost died on a highway with me because we misread google maps and tried to push our bikes#along a highway shoulder for 30 minutes at like... 12 in the morning#selling your soul for 25 bucks is a joke from when i was playing fallen london and actually sold my soul in game for about that much#im realising now that i may very well be the dani of my friend group and i have no idea how to feel about that#the original of the crush on maxim one was me @ my arospec ace friend who loved making fun of me for my dumb crushes#so it was like. my one rare chance to take revenge because while they were Suffering with that *i* was studying for a competition! lmao#i should do these more often like i do these for all my fandoms and its always a blast every time
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what the fuck...what the fuck.......
#oh zenigata im sorry ive forsaken you#ive left you there#and godzilla ate you#buying a replacement will never fill the hole in my heart that you occupied#who will sleep in the small doll bed i bought for you#underneath the red blanket i made for you#next to the monkey lps i got for you#i put him in my pocket cause i thought it looked cute and then his top half fell out... now all i have are his legs#how is he going to run to catch lupin#stupid stupid stupid (banging head against wall)#do i tag this .#lupin iii#inspector zenigata#IF YOU SEE THIS AND YOU'VE BEEN TO HYATT REGENCY O'HARE AND YOU FIND HIM PLEASE RETURN HIM TO ME... LEAVE IT UNDER THE BIG BEAN IN CHICAGO#ILL PICK HIM UP...#LEAVE HIM AT THE LOST AND FOUND IN HYATT REGENCY O'HARE#I WANT HIM TO COME HOME
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Hey so I finished Pokemon Violet a few days ago um
Thoughts.
She’s really cool….In the most respectful way possible
She might’ve absolutely perished from my team but it’s okay she’s pretty and I like her design and personality
Also my character jumpscare in the third picture to the left
Omg she looks cool!! She looks like the kind of character who’d really strategize on how to defeat her enemy in a Pokémon battle. Like a really smart person, you know?
I don’t really play many Pokémon games (I’ve only ever watched the animes and developed a totally normal and not at all obsessed addition to them 😇)
I do like her design though 👀 if you like her, she must be cool
#I love how your character’s just in the corner lol#she looks very nice <3#beans asks#ask answered#I hope you liked the game!#sorry I didn’t answer sooner 🥲#ironically enough I got sleepy and had to go to bed lol XD
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so fucking upset. i looked up what's considered concerning weight loss and got a statistic. i looked up the same question but specified teens and i got a bunch of articles about how to lose weight. what the fuck
#tw weight loss#? idk if that tags necessary but better safe than sorry#past this point there is discussion of ARFID and stuff#LMFAO also ive had a medium to mild case of ARFID my entire life and no one noticed past concern for my pickiness#i say medium to mild because ive gotten better recently#i even ate half a bowl of the noodles i dont like the other day. AND they had been touched by shrimp & cabbage juice & soft peanuts#i mean i did drown them in soy sauce first and got nauseous thinking about it the rest of the day. but progress#i mean. im the type of person to skip a meal or barely eat because i dont like the food available or its too loud where i am#my adhd impacts it too like sometimes ill forget to eat or wont be able to make anything that day#but like goddamn. a growing child should be gaining weight. 'we should keep an eye on that' every single time and then no action#you know maybe thats part of why my body hurts sometimes and feels weird and shaky other times#its hard to tell based on how bony i am or whatever because i also naturally am a string bean and im not. like. starving myself#i get the same comments about how i should eat more and how im so skinny when im healthy and when im not#or i used to. people are generally less intrusive now that im older#gosh i need to flex my metaphorical brain muscles more i put way too much thought into the wording of this
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Well, Milgramblrgram, you have spoken! This is what you wanted, wasn't it?
I've doled out my judgement on Nott, Kyanako, and Waivy! You can rest easy knowing that I took care of everything 😌 And I do believe there was something else that you all voted in favor of, hm...?
You are very welcome, Wardens! I look forward to continuing to be a team 🐺
#milgram#beans' kotoko arc >:3#putting this here so i dont crosspost a million things on my blogs#im sorry atlas faye and mug :( only three attacks for this trial but im going to reach out about requests for you guys!!#ill have to ask your favorite characters to work with (and do something non-milgram for you faye adfsd)#i was told t1 milgramblrgram may end soon and with school picking up i wanted to post these before things got too hectic#but i promise i didnt forget ya >:3#hmmm i think linking a post will skip over the readmore - sorry for the slutty fuuta jumpscare oops#also LMAO if there is any reason i was voted innocent its because i really cant write angst 😂 i hope you guys enjoy the drabbles -- i have#no idea if theyre gonna hit or not... i really do struggle with sad ending angst#though if they DO land -- dont worry about getting your revenge on me because writing them already made me unbearably sad 😭😭😭😭😭😭#rose writes!#my art#milgramblrgram
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If you don't mind the ask, where in Montana were you at? I'm a Billings local but have been going between Glacier, Yellowstone, Missouri Breaks, and Billings for work and just think it'd be funny if we crossed paths without knowing lol
I was in Ennis! I actually did stay in downtown Billings for a night back in May though! I ate at The Burger Dive for dinner and at Stella's Kitchen & Bakery for breakfast. I thought it was funny that the head chef of The Burger Dive was crowned "Burger Champion" at the World Food Championship. The burger I ate was an incredibly average burger 😭. I was like hmmm who judged that competition 😭.
I actually wanted to go back to Billings for an event this month, but I had to work, so I didn't end up going.
I spent more time in Bozeman and Butte. Was in West Yellowstone quite a few times as well. Also took day trips to Missoula, Helena, Deer Lodge, Jefferson City, Virginia City (which is only like 18 minutes from Ennis), and Dillon.
#have you ever eaten at the taco bus in west yellowstone? my boss and i would go there sometimes#also i'm sorry to say but montana simply does not have good rice and beans at any mexican place--and i tried so many places#okay except for this one place in butte. the beans there were like smoky?? idk but they were so good#i was very surprised by how many chinese restaurants were in montana though#also how many chinese places are in west yellowstone like what alsdkja#OH OH OH and i don't understand greek places in montana?? why do they all sell fries with their gyros?? instead of rice??#what's up with that??#i need a greek person to please tell me if that's normal or not#bc at the greek places back home--we always got yellow rice with gyros#maybe there's a place with gyros and rice in billings? the one in missoula also had gyros with fries#ALSO montana has a Ridiculous amount of license plate options#i was gobsmacked whenever i went into bozeman (which was like once a week) and i'd see a new plate design i'd never seen before#the design variety is Wild#anon
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i would do anything for a hard cider rn except going to the store and buying one or using a delivery app or asking a friend. anything......
#i am the sweatiest i've ever been in my entire life and my roommate got in the shower 10 seconds before i got to the bathroom door#the thought of getting the car atm repulses me and the thought of paying someone to go into 7/11 to pick up one angry orchard can is absurd#why can't one just appear in my fridge already chilled if i think about it hard enough :( like what gives :(#sorry i am very tired and very hungry but mostly tired and i don't want to do homework i want to be tipsy for 40 minutes and then Sleep#well i wanted to drink the cider with dinner but i've already microwaved it twice and doing so any more would start to make it go weird#you know how it is with green beans#might go to the store after i've showered but at that point i'll be in my pjs and i have issues surrounding wearing pjs outside bc i'm the#most normal and well adjusted girl in the entire world. just btw.#can someone drop 1 off i will pay you back 🙏#save me my psionic warriors. my psionic warriors save me......#i am once again apologizing this has gone on long enough#a post
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will we see snick at somepoint?
(Possibly! No one's asked about him yet, and I do not really have any thoughts on him! So if he does appear, it'll probably be more of a cameo than anything plot driven! (Unless I am struck with an idea ofc!)
#ooc post#sorry to my Snick fans but I ain't got any thoughts!!!#and honestly I didn't know he was a character until way after PT released since I didn't keep up with the pre-builds#I think I watched Vinny Vinesauce play a 2018 build and then I forgot it existed until it released Imao#so some Bean Lore for you hehe#also hi my wrist is okay again! still taking it easy tho!!
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Ggrrr I wish disenchantment was better. I binged it all because I'm sick somebody talk to me about this.
#the groening show on netflix#it had so much potential#and i did enjoy it!!! plenty of the characters were awesome#but it tried to be too big. wanted to incorporate too much. i didn't like beans magic. it got really repetitive#it felt like a lot of the movement between “lands” was super unnecessary. and took up a lot of time that could have been used in narrative#development#and you know the most fucked up part is that there was a Canon wlw couple that was end game AND I DIDNT EVEN LIKE THEM TOGETHERRR#and the last seasons egregious hyperfocus on love specifically romantic love like#it was cringe im sorry!!! not great writing#im glad beans relationship w her dad got better but i didnt like how instantanious it felt#also obv. i hate the whole thing with prince derek and his pixie gf. ew. really weird#but there was so much good and it couldve been great#i still enjoyed it but it fell short in so many ways#HOW DO YOU HAVE A QUEER GIRL COUPLE THAT I DONT LIKE!!! ME!!! QUEER GIRL NUMBER 1!!!!!!#i like EVERY WLW SHIP#and mora x bean had potential but like#it seemed a lot of the time liek they didnt even really like eachother. they aggravated tf out of eachother and not in like a hehe gay ppl#who bicker type of way. it was very much lesbian couple written by straight man feeling. idk if thats true but its the vibe i got#to the end im sad elfo never really actionably got over his weird thing about bean. he just said he did#and him and miri/mop girl. ehhhhh#i like her but she should have had a more gradual introduction into the main cast because she really feels like an after thought#glad zog moved to the woods that seemed like the right move#bean kinda handing the kingdom off to the elves kinda felt like a cop out after thought#like she got all weird about this is their kingdom we stole it from them and then only rwally gave it up after she got something that she#wanted more#please let me remake this show!!!!!!!!#also steam land!!! i like the concept but the execution and the travellimg back and forth between the two#the biggest issue this show suffered with though was repetition.#animation was fun. i enjoyed the use of 3d especially in later seasons#a lot of the jokes were funny but a lot just fell short.
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hello gamers it’s me mr fantastic welcome back to another sick minecraft let’s play. this time i thought we’d try something a little different and see if i can beat the game WHILE SLEEPING??!! WU-OH looks like someone didn’t get enough sleep but that sick minecraft grind never stops am i right gamers? …gamers??
#look i don’t know i don’t fucking know i’m not even that tired#the watch is telling me i got less sleep than i think i did#anyway this is t worst post i ever made#other than the hypothetical one where i started talking about horse penis in the tags#ive put some books in the cupboard feeling good about myself#also you should read this post in rtgames nerd voice#basically just plagiarising him to some extent im very sorry mr rumble tumble#man unrelated but i remember when i tried to eat a coffee bean when i was like 10 maybe?? what a tune#ezra’s real life rambles
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