#sorry this is absolutely a shitpost
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anyway. i couldn't stop thinking about megatron's pointy teeth in this scenario
#my art#sorry this is absolutely a shitpost#but i physically could not fall asleep last night until i drew this like it genuinely wouldn't stop rattling around in my brain#i think i'm hilarious btw#which is why i'm posting this at all in the first place 😔#transformers#megop#opmeg#transformers prime#tfp optmus prime#tfp megatron#optimus prime#megatron#/nsfw#/nsft#valveplug#tfp megop#tfp fanart#tf optimus prime#tf megatron
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So… how we feeling about these new names?
#ace attorney#ace attorney investigations#aai2#ace attorney posting#ace attorney series#sebastian debeste#yumihiko ichiyanagi#eustace winner#raymond shields#eddie fender#ace attorney shitpost#ace attorney miles edgeworth#this is a look into my brain over the past 20 hours#I’ve finally lost what few marbles I still had#I’m still reeling over the absolute horrendous choice that is. eustace. winner#I think I’ve invented a whole new stage of grief.#a part of my brain is hoping we can pull a Sonic movie and have it changed before September#because COME ON.#EUSTACE.#WINNER.#I quite like Verity Gavèlle - it’s a bit more subtle than Justine Courtney#and I was not expecting Eddie Fender at all but I can vibe with it#(though I definitely prefer Raymond Shields)#but my boy deserves better than EUSTACE. WINNER.#to all folks out there that share the name Eustace I’m sorry for what you’ve had to witness this week.
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#absolutely no ideas#sorry guys.#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hate crimes md#hilson#hatecrimes md#shitpost
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have i ever uploaded this here ??
#re animator#reanimator#herbert west#dan cain#daniel cain#supposed to be the first movie specifically but ill make art of dan w his mullet soon dont you worry#ohhh dan cain ..... ohhhhhh dan cain i love oyu dan#these stupid fucking movies have been a fixation for 5 years now. FIVE entire years. oy vey#im sorry if i stop making dr fanart and i go back to reani fanart for another few months#i love homoeroticism#me and the bad bitch i pulled by being absolutely fucking insane#and autistic#art#doodle#shitpost
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I couldn’t stop thinking about this. Gueeltar by @certifiedl0sr
Didn’t know that stupid shit like this was so fun to draw
#art#fanart#my art#original art#Splatoon#splatoon art#Splatoon fanart#Splatoon au#Splatoon metal au#Splatoon deep cut au#Splatoon deep cut#deep cut Splatoon#deep cut#Splatoon Frye#Frye onaga#Frye#Splatoon shiver#shiver Splatoon#shiver hohojiro#shiver#Frye Splatoon#misspelled it whoops#Splatoon big man#big man Splatoon#big man#so I am at my worst. my absolute downfall. this was everything I could shit out lmfao also sorry commissions will take longer now to finish#ugh genuinely don’t feel so good recently I’m sorry. don’t prev this in your reblog pls#might die#shitpost#it’s my AU and I do whatever I want with it. it’s incredibly stupid and I love it
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DON'T YOU REALIZE OUR BODYS COULD FALL APART AT ANY SECOND?
#have a doodle#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannibal fanart#art#my art#<- new tag !!#csh#bodys#this is like half shitpost half serious mostly just car seat headrest on loop at 3am insanity#was planning for that other will painting to be my first art posted on here but then twin fantasy happened. sorry#also this is like the second digital drawing ive ever finished i only spent like 2-3 hours on it the last one took like a week#mostly just traced from screencaps in case u couldnt tell by my absolutely atrocious clothing creases i have no clue what im doing#i kinda wish id picked a different scene for the first one . but i rlly wanted to go 1x01-3x13 yknow#anyways enough rambling gn little gay ppl in my phone
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my prediction for ii17
#poorly drawn a little on purpose. for feeling#also i went through four drafts of thisss why is paintbrush Impossible to draw#shitpost#Zel post#ii#inanimate insanity#ii lightbulb#lightbulb ii#ii paintbrush#paintbrush ii#ii mephonex#mephonex ii#lightbrush#sorry lightbrush fans i only bring shitposts#also this joke has ABSOLUTELY been made before but its funny so I'm doing it too#ah shit forgot some tags#osc#osc art#osc community#object shows
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Duality of man
Trust me I am super normal about this guy
#IDK I JUST REMEMBER THOSE PATRICK BATEMAN HALF CAT MEMES AND THEY ABSOLUTELY FIT THE CLOSE UPS OF COOPER#which btw are the closest we are ever going to get to a anime character going so crazy they got to use the 0.5 angle <3#Also it matches that fucking video of that particular cat making biscuits with the maddest face possible it’s so funny#Idk if I should f/o him but like…#totally unrelated question but do you guys have some fics w this guy subbing lying around somewhere um if you can find them then lmk 🤭#totally unrelated trust me definitely unrelated#ugh he’s so fine tho#I’m sorry this is so stupid#anyways um#m night shyamalan pls make more movies about men who get too silly pretty pls ilysm <3#mika shitposts#trap 2024#cooper adams
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Might make more of this type of shit posting but I don't know yet...
#Kirby#kirby series#kirby shitpost#king dedede#dedede#waddle dee#kirby and the forgotten land#sage/art#loved by absolutely no one meme#also sorry for reuploding this btw.. the explosion audio was being stupid
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me trying to explain the berserk trio:
ok so you know that famous internet question: "the man or the bear?" well. casca would choose the bear cus she is a woman who has suffered her own share of experiences with men and understands the true gravity of such a question. guts would also choose the bear, cus according to him fighting a random man would be considered "too easy" and he needs "a real challenge". griffith would choose the bear cus he misunderstood the question and he is a feral bisexual twink with oddly specific needs. in this essay i will-
#day 1208463 without berserk. i have lost smell in my left ear and eyesight in my right. something wicked grows inside of me but i still#dont have a name for it. the bars of the enclosure sometimes move about and coil around my arms like snakes. i crave nutella.#SOMEBODY GET GRIFFITH A SERVICE TOP BEAR OR SO HELP ME GODD#why should the world be terrorised cause nobody stepped up to wreck his absolute shit?? its just so fucking unfair#also casca talking straight up fact as always💯💯#guts gets 2 bears to fight just cause he's been a good boy lately <33#berserk#griffith#guts#casca#casca berserk#griffith berserk#guts berserk#berserk shitpost#griffguts#gutsca#im just tagging whatever at this point sorry#anyways#somebody come shoot me ive had enough#my posts
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Aradin: "Enough! I'll end this foulblood bastard!" Absolute!Zevlor: "Oh my sweet summer boy..."
#absolute zevlor#zevlor#zevlor bg3#zevlor baldur's gate 3#knife cat meme#bg3 shitpost#oh I love his smug face here#I don't remember where did I steal the original screenshot sorry((
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Hi underpantsposters
I thought this would be funny
#needed to draw this before pride month ended#the absolutely god awful editing of the png on the mug is deliberate by the way#also sorry about peacing out for a bit I was very ill it was like#uhh...#I was a fictional rookie cop stuck in a timeloop. or something. know what I mean#leo art#shitpost#captain underpants#mr krupp#benjamin krupp#principal krupp#dav pilkey#art#my art#digital art#doodle#silly doodle#artists on tumblr#dumb dumb stupid#krita#feel free to take this as a headcanon by the way
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I hate having a fucked up mental health cause why do I have to screw everything up like I hate that I can randomly disappear for days or weeks cause how am I supposed to come back after that?! like 'hey so um yeah sorry I never replied ik it's been months I was just not feeling it ig... hope you're doing okay'
cause I can't even guarantee that this time I'm back for good. idk I just feel like ppl don't deserve being treated like this but it's not like I'm doing it on purpose either yk or maybe I'm just overthinking it and it's not that important for them
#I absolutely didn't write that cause I remembered I hadn't replied to a mutual for a month#we used to talk everyday and I miss that but I feel too bad to come back#✿︎li's blabla#random blog#sorry for being depressing#depressing shit#bpd shitposting
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something I find especially entertaining about Edward IV's reign is how Scandalous™ it was lol
he married a woman “whose origins broke all established conventions for English queenship” in a secret ceremony without consulting any of his lords and then made it everyone else's problem. he committed regicide, he committed fratricide; he was accused of bastardry, he was accused of bigamy and a 19-year-long sham marriage, he was accused of using necromancy against his subjects, he was accused of being enchanted by witchcraft by both his wife and his mother-in-law (multiple times). his own mother was said to "rule the king as she pleased" in the early years of his reign. he knew he was hot and actively milked it for money. he was vain as fuck: “he was wont to show himself to those who wished to watch him, and he seized any opportunity that the occasion offered of revealing his fine stature to onlookers”. he knew everything about everyone. "he was more favourable than other princes to foreigners". he was “fond of boon companionship, vanities, debauchery, extravagance and sensual enjoyments”; he was "thought to have indulged in his passions and desires too intemperately”; "it was ever feared he was not chaste”. his subjects publicly gossiped about his sex life, his doctors thought he was insane. NOBODY understood how he was still competent despite all this.
honestly, who was doing it like him?
#(the quote is by J.L. Laynesmith)#Edward IV#my post#the original post was written as a drunken shitpost but it's still 100% true#henry viii could NEVER. Even Humphrey of Gloucester pales in comparison I'm sorry to say#(EW was also accused of controlling both Edward and the country but I don't want to get into the propaganda against her right now - however#true or false it may have been in reality - so I didn't include it. HOWEVER it's absolutely true that Edward gave her a great deal of#unconventional authority by appointing her in royal councils for the heir and spare in her own right during her tenure as queen. So there#was an existing basis for the accusations against her even though they were obviously ultimately extremely unfair and prejudiced#and meant to denigrate her)#Elizabeth Woodville#Cecily Neville#english history
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Art university is great because you'll be drawing memes and art and who knows what vague references on a whiteboard with your classmates while the professor isn't there
Anyway here is my absolute masterpiece that I speedran while balancing myself on a chair so this drawing would least likely get erased for being up too high to reach
#im telling you theres nothing more thrilling than drawing stuff like this with the overbearing sense of doom as you dont know when the#professor will come through the door#TECHNICALLY its not a crime im literally here for art purposes#i was just silently looking at the drawing throughout the most boring lecture comprehensible and think “Kim Kitsuragi safe me”#kim kitsuragi#disco elysium#sarah kings#look at my bullshittery go!#shitpost#what's extra funny is that another student who doesn't know who kim is walked up and drew an absolutely hideous version of him#i am so sorry for anyone who was expecting a very normal post for my blog XD
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One of my favorite things so far about Hades 2 is where it looks like the romance options are headed because of the potential for Melinoë to square up to Nemesis and hit her with the "I'm gonna fuck as many of your siblings as I can get my pussy on and there's nothing you can do to stop me"
#and then she'll fuck nemesis amen#hades 2#hades spoilers#kinda spoilers lmao mostly shitposting but better safe than sorry#the game is absolutely incredible so far btw
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