#sorry not sorry Vassago

[glitzbot]

a hopeless romantic

[lost-romantique]

Dispelling Rumors

Alright, for the past few days Viv and her team have been releasing tidbits of the recording progress for Season 3.5 (second half of Season 3).

Viv and her team did this with Harvey Guillén (Vassago's VA) first.

And recently they did this with Bryce Pinkham...

Now I'm not sure where these rumors started, but fans have been speculating that because Harvey and Bryce both have songs being recorded right now, than that means Stolas and Vassago have a duet together!

Frankly, I don't think it's a duet.

Here's why...

A while back Sam Haft teased that he and his team (Andrew Underburg) recently finished a really "filthy" and "straight-up-horniest" song.

Many believe that the song he's referring to is the one Bryce recently recorded which is titled, "Dirty Bird".

Thus some speculate that "Dirty Bird" must be the song Harvey was singing as well.

However, that can't be the case because...

Jacinta announced on her instagram story that she was the one who wrote the song Vassago was going to sing.

Harvey then confirmed it by tagging Jacinta in his own instagram story.

Which leads me to the conclusion that I really don't think "Dirty Bird" is going to be a Stolago Duet.

However, I am positive that the song Bryce is going to sing, "Dirty Bird" is the horny song that Sam mentioned a while back. Simply because Sam on the instagram video, laughs awkwardly and goes "Lets get out of here.... I'm at work... uhm..."

Again, this is all speculation, even if "Dirty Bird" is the horny song Sam wrote, no one knows if Stolas is going to sing about Vassago or Blitz.

But lets face it...

I think we all know who Stolas is singing about...

"Oh, so you're a kinky little imp, aren't you? Do you like it when I talk dirty to you? I want you to [CENSORED] me with your [CENSORED] imp [CENSORED] get it all the way [CENSORED] get it all the way through me, you [CENSORED]!"

Anyway, super massive thanks to @timkontheunsure for providing screenshots! They genuinely made making this post so much easier.

[warblogs17282]

I am really hoping at least one of these scenes are in Mastermind, I need to see my gay goetia birds, and I especially cannot wait to see Harvey Guillén's performance as Vassago

Potentially less than a month to go before we get to hear Harvey Guillén in helluva boss, I cannot wait

[dragon-spaghetti]

GUYS WAKE UP THE SUMMER MERCH DROP DEFINITELY TOTALLY HAPPENED-

Tweet this is based on!!

[beleth]

Goetic demon fans when another demon tag has become infected with the helluva boss

[youracecard]

Hi, I saw you’re taking requests and liked all four of these so can you draw my TADC oc and my Hazbin/Helluva oc interacting?

If you need personalities to get ideas feel free to dm me

That is if you want to! You don’t have to if you don’t want to

Vassago (Angel looking demon), and Ness (computer/tv head)

HI SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG

school :<

anyways other vers under cut

w/o the darkness and w/o the text

[birdy-babe]

Silent repost

[ The people that think Stolas needs a boyfriend to teach Blitz a lesson need to go sit down and watch the show again. Blitz doesn't 'deserve' to be jealous. They both fucked up many times, it wasn't just Blitz!!

Not to mention the jealous storyline is so overdone and wouldn't make sense for Stolitz cuz Blitz would take one look at Stolas being with someone else and give up. Since it would be only confirming his fears of not being good enough. This isn't a teenage drama, we don't need a stupid love triangle lol. Vivzie writes better than that shit. ]

[sugar-autumn]

blitz and stolas are the bride and the ugly ass groom but in the complete OPPOSITE way that everyone thinks they are.

stolas is beautiful, ill admit it. but thats by OUR standards. look at him compared to the birds at stellas Not Divorced party (and andealphus and vassago):

stolas is THE most BASIC ASS BIRD ever. im sorry but i have to say it. hes a grey circle. the only thing he has going for him is the extra set of eyes (again i LOVE him but objectively hes basic as shit)

and then we have blitz. people love to call blitz ugly but honestly id argue that he puts the most effort into his appearance out of ANYONE. he told stolas he wouldnt fuck him because he had gotten a CHEMICAL PEEL. AND he has dressed in drag MULTIPLE TIMES (these are the two that came to mind im sure im forgetting something)

so anyway im not sure why i felt the need to make this point but theres my thoughts. the bride and the ugly ass groom

[tokkiiecloud]

It’s hot outside so get hit by this bus take whv this is (Also don’t mind my writing, I ain’t no writer I have written a few fanfictions here and there soo..yeah)

WHB : it’s summer and it’s hot / Beach dates :

Characters : gn!reader ; Belphegor ; Bael ; Gamigin ; ppyong (Juno p) +angel : Raphael

CW : Sweating ; OOC

Belphegor :

this dude just sleeps through the heat

He’s inside with the air conditioner on

You just came back from a small trip in town with Agares and Vassago, and directly joined Belphegor who was sleeping in his room, you were drenched in sweat because of the FUCKING HOT AIR OUTSIDE and you were too lazy to go shower and change into a pair of fresh and cool clothes(he rubbed off on you)

You collapsed on the bed where Belphegor was sleeping, when he felt something that resembled a wet rat, he had to wake up from the discomfort, when he saw it was you he pushed you off the bed :

“WT- BELPHI?! THIS HURTS!” You yelled at him, he ignored you and went back to sleep, you were forced to take a shower and change when you came back he finally used you as a pillow.

Bael :

This man works through the heat (ac broken)

Collapsed bcs of the heat after waking up he started working again.

You walked inside of Bael’s office, he was still working despite when entering you could feel the unbearable heat, you started sweating profusely how could Bael work in this environment??

He smelt you’re sweats and looked at you giving a weak smile, he was close to collapsing, alerted you quickly went to him and grabbed his face worry in you’re eyes :

“Bael?! Your office is like an oven?!” You said worried, he just looked at you and apologized

“Sorry..the ac is actually broken but I’m used to the heat do not worry about me, go somewhere where the ac is on-“ he couldn’t finish his sentence before you dragged him out of the room, he wasn’t able to fight back because of his brain being turned to mush because of the heat.

After dragging him to a random chamber placing him onto the bed, making him drink some water, changing him into more comfortable clothes and going into the bed to cuddle with him.

He smiled softly before kissing your forehead and letting himself be taken care of by you.(Bael my beloved)

Gamigin :

He’s very worried about you staying hydrated

“Please don’t go outside too much”

Paradise lost, for some reason is not that hot?? But Gamigin still worries a lot about you he heard from Lucifer that human’s can’t withstand too much heat so he’s constantly checking on you, giving you water to keep you hydrated!

Ppyong (Juno p) :

Spends his day at the beach to be able to cool himself in the water

Listens to Avril Lavigne while swimming

He begged MC to go to the beach with him so he could spend some alone time together! Drinking wine together, watching the sunset together, swimming, his perfect idea for a date! Sadly he can’t hang out because the others will tag along…

At least he got a kiss on the forehead for the cute idea! It was worth it :

“Ppyong, I mean Juno, this is a very cute idea! Let’s do this next time!”

He giggles as you kiss his forehead, his smile is super bright almost blinding you more than the sun

Raphael :

Doesn’t give a flying fck at the heat

Has tried to kiss you while watching the sunset and will continue to try when he can

Interestingly, you found Raphael at the beach while hanging out with the devils of Gehenna and when he saw you…He took you away from them so for the rest of the day you spent you’re time with him

It was fun! You had a really good and goofy time with him he was still acting high and mighty but he was softer than usual until the sun started to set, both of you were sitting down on the golden sand :

“The sunset is beautiful..all those golden and pinkish mixed with a hint of blue create such a unique and ethereal look…”

He looks at you, eyes sparkling, he smiles at you as he grabs your chin and forces you to look at him, extremely gently as if he was handling a crystal glass :

“You know what else is beautiful and ethereal?” He looks deep into your eyes, leaning in closer to your face, when suddenly a bunch of demons intervened and brutally ended the sweet moment by starting a fight after the fight Raphael left but not without saying one last thing :

“Our moment was interrupted but we’ll have time to continue it some time later. See you dear” he smirks and flies away.

It’s donneeee!! YAYY! Don’t mind it going from weird /goofy or cringe ?? To sweet, I couldn’t stop myself from writing about them I just had too before the fandom completely dies you know?? So every time I get an idea I’ll write it!! :3

[zarnzarn]

I WAS ABOUT 5O GO TO BED BUT 5HIS PICTURE HEALED ME SO I GOTTA RANT ABOUT IT

Blitz and Chaz are fucking HILARIOUS for being butt naked at pride. they get it.

STOLAS KINK AT PRIDE REPRESENTATION CAN WE GET A FUCK YWAH!!!! FISHNET AND COLLAR AND ALL!!! CAN WE GET A FUCK YEAHHHHH!!! also i REALLY like the tasteful lil gay highlights omg

Millie I'm sorry girl but I choked on my laughter when I saw ur golden dress in the middle of the on the nose costumes. u go girl. i completely believe in ur cishetness.

the cheek on the flag is So Moxxie omfg fun as hell!!!! also I like the married van thing they got going on!!

loona and Octavia both look so pretty in this art omg!!!!!!! Love Loona's skirt I want 20!!! also IDR where I saw ace Octavia but good for u girllll

I LOVE BARBIES HORN BANGLES!!!! I LOVE THEM!!!!!!

o shit the succubi r married?????

sallie may can I have ur hand-

VASSAGO AND ANDRELAPHUS!!! I love their colored feathers sitch and the gay glasses

MAMMON DGJIGJKK

oh shit the fucking- the shark who's crimsons right hand man is at pride???? back of the building check??? i can't make out

DENNIS

at first i didn't see the yellow buns and i was hyped for Verosika being trans but ig it's the pan flag??

i just. wow. what a photo. i love it.

[demisexual-in-distress]

OK U GUYS

CONFIRMED SEXUALITIES IM SO HAPPY

IDK IF U CAN TELL BUT FULL CREDIT TO VIVZIEPOP LOL

SOMEBODY UPDATE THE FANDOM PAGE

BLITZØ: PANSEXUAL

MOXXIE: BISEXUAL

MILLIE: STRAIGHT?

STOLAS: GAY

OCTAVIA: ASEXUAL‼️

LOONA: BISEXUAL ‼️

ANDREALPHUS: GAY ‼️

VASSAGO: QUEER? ⁉️

BEELZEBUB: PANSEXUAL‼️

ASMODEUS: PANSEXUAL ‼️

FIZZAROLLI: GAY ‼️

MAMMON: ASEXUAL ‼️

CHAZ (RESURRECTED LOL): PANSEXUAL ‼️

BARBIE WIRE: PANSEXUAL‼️

SALLIE MAE: TRANSGENDER LESBIAN‼️

IS VEROSIKA'S FIT A FLAG IM SORRY I DONT KNOW DON'T HURT ME

I'm really glad we got some confirmed asexuals here, since we only knew of Alastor in the Hellaverse!!! While other sexualities and identities are obviously important, as someone who identifies on the asexual spectrum, it's nice to get that representation!

This post is dedicated to all the dirty little shippers.

I see you.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH‼️‼️‼️

[lesserkey]

I’m sorry for posting here but ;;; my little baby broke her leg. We’re not sure how or when it happened but she’s been splinted. she’ll have a recheck in three weeks and I’m thankful she’s OK but the bill really took a lot…

any help or boosting would help so much

[chaifootsteps]

just me or is the whole 'saying this is like fanfic is homophobia' framing kind of frustrating? like just to list out the tropes that have come up so far in HH/HB:

female character is written as an evil shrew who gets in the way of the m/m pairing

relationship that starts with rape/dubcon rewritten into true love (this one is probably more common in bad BL manga but I'm willing to bet there's some overlap)

character is the child of a mob family

portrayals of rape/sexual assault treated as titillating / used for drama

portrayals of domestic violence/abuse used mainly to get viewers to feel sorry for a character instead of making them sympathetic on their own terms

abusers/rapists being all powerful monsters solely to torture the victim as much as possible

characters are either Good or Bad and writing is heavy handed about driving this point home

writers has one character they stan and baby above all others and not only the writing but the world bends around them as they eat up more and more screentime while the actual main characters are shoved to the side

writer has one character they hate and they hate other people liking them so they derail them in the most obvious way possible

writer has one pairing they despise and go out of their way to make them seem familial to shame the fans who ship it

writer has intended pairings in mind but they just kinda happen regardless of how much work has been put in to give them real chemistry

the plotlines jump all over the place with no consideration given to the differing stakes each create or audience fatigue when too much is introduced at once/too many hanging threads are left, similar to what happens in unplanned serialized fiction. consistency and worldbuilding errors abound. conversations/events that seem like they should change the status quo kinda don't but there's so little way to tell which one is which that audiences cannot gauge the stakes and either stop being invested or just take the show as it comes since there's no point anticipating anything being done with a lot of its characters & plot points

too many characters, often some of whom don't serve much purpose but the writer is way too attached to to ever cut out (looking at you, Andrealphus & Vassago)

characters are rewritten on the fly. due to the lack of planning their arcs start and stop or get quietly dropped when the writer tires of them

pervasive attitude of misogyny - female characters are underwritten, bitches, dumb or accessories to the men. The world revolves around the (usually white) m/m pairing/s

the main premise is dropped in favor of shipping drama or character shilling

etc.

There's probably more but those are the big ones - like s1 wasn't perfect but s2 really does feel like it became fanfic of itself. I understand Viv being frustrated if it seems like a broad dismissive brush instead of specific critiques, but there's a couple of problems here:

when people give specific critiques she either misrepresents their points to frame them as bad faith (tacitly encouraging her fans to do the same), complains people keep making the same point or writes defensive threads about how people just don't get it because, for example, the show totally demonstrates Millie has qualities other than Wife and Violent

when people say something 'feels like fanfic' as far as I've seen they aren't immediately using it as shorthand for 'it has LGBT characters'. usually when they expand on their points what they're getting at is a lack of planning and a lack of experience or competency in the writer that gives the whole thing impression of being done by an amateur who's either young or still learning their craft, or both

it's the same lack of experienced hands that resulted in the opening of Hazbin being so amateurish and lacking the sense of having actual episodes until other staff writers were brought in to clean up the mess

like yeah I don't like the implication that 'fanfic=automatically bad' since I've read some good stuff myself and maybe people could be more specific; but usually this critique is coming from people who actually like fanfic, who've read a lot of it and who recognize the tropes from the worst fanfics out there in Viv's work

Viv's little "Um, actually, fanfic is good and queer and so if you use it as an insult towards my shows, you're homophobic" snit is one of the more rancid things she's said. When you lay it all out like this, it really does go to show how her stories embody all the worst, most harmful tropes bad fanfic -- and bad writing in general -- has to offer.

[warblogs17282]

Every day I keep on hoping that Vassago also has chest feathers or whatever it's called, idk why but the chest feathers and shit drives me feral when it comes to the male goetia birds.

He gotta stop hiding it and show us what's under that shirt, I need to know if he's got chest feathers or not

[kaledya]

Hürrem reply !🌸

Yeah that moment was LIVE ! It happened in the same time ! I was so surprise ! _

Well for her form, for me Vassago has giving her education about the Goetia for sure. So she probably know how in theory but doesn't have the practice ?

Her father,  in his eyes, (even if he never said it to her and their relationship of father-daughter is complex) Hürrem is for him a Goetia and he doesn't care she doesn't have the title or the secret that she is.

But in another way because of his mistake (he think it is his mistake), he has lost his best friend for this child.

Both Parvin and Vassago where just sad and they know each other so well, skinship just happened, in a hope to feel better just for a moment, even if there is not really true love (except the love of friendship) and Vassago gay.

I think that night they must have been in depressed drunk mood.

So in conclusion I think Vassago try to give Hürrem the best without truly being involved. He also need to be careful of Paimon.

_

Ahah the dialogue was so funny ! It make me think of Kuzco, at the end of the movie he just take potion and transform in bunch of animals (he want the one that would change him in human) and some guards are running after him and each time he take a potion he transform in the worst animal ever for the moment

Kuzco *needs to fly* Also Kuzco *transform into a parrot with wings so small we can't even call them tiny*

Same with Hürrem there ! And I just LAUGHED imagining Giovanni's face like "Well, that was not exactly... what I have in mind."

_

Also I realise I actually can rumble and show details and 'spoilers' about Hürrem! Like its not Lolicia.

Sooo I draw Hürrem genealogy tree on her mother side !! I had so much fun !

So some little things and details !

  - I didn't have a name for the grandmother yet, so I call her Miss Bunny ! She is absolutely the bunny girl from Bambi as inspiration.   - Paimon thinks *"damn it. Too pretty."* about Miss Bunny.

Fun fact : Miss Bunny and Parvin have bunny tails !

  - Hürrem actually look like her grandmother a lot! She has the same hair texture, rabbit's weaskers and shape of face with the plump cheeks. And also her dad, with her general shape.   - Parvin looks a lot like her dad! And has a narcissistic guy, Paimon probably love her more for it and that is why he kept her close to him even if he asked her to stay in her palace all the time.

Miss Bunny, Parvin and Hürrem all have horns that get smaller.

Miss Bunny has big horns with two shades of pink. Parvin has medium horns with two shades of purple. Hürrem as small horns with shade of white and dark green.

Fun fact : Parvin's nose has the shape of a bird beak but she has a normal mouth underneath.

Parvin is truly half Demon, half Goetia. Where Hürrem is a Goetia with parts of demon (bunny fur on tail, weaskers, horns)

Fun fact : the tip of the two feathers on top of Hürrem's head is plum color like the feathers on the back of Vassago's head.

Miss Bunny, Parvin and Hürrem all have two shades of colors in their hair.

Parvin is half-rabbit and half- great horned owl or raven (whatever Paimon is)

Where Hürrem actually developped the parrot form of Vassago to be a special type of parrot : a sun conure parrot.

Also Parvin has purple eyes and stars on her cheeks because of the meaning of her name.

Parvin has bunny ears because in the early design of Hürrem, I draw her with bunny ears but I change my mind.

That is all ! Sorry I rumble a lot but I can finally say some things without spoiling anything! Hope you like it !

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I will dwell into ibis paint things ! I'm not forgetting ! Have a great day 🌸🌸🌸

Yes, it was quite logical that she knew it in theory but not in practice.

I really liked his father's attitude towards Hürrem from this aspect, even though their relationship is complex, it is nice that he still sees her as a Goetia.

Yes... This is something that really happens in real life too, some fathers can unintentionally blame their children for the loss of their wives (in his case his friend), and this leaves a gap between them.

And I really love how Vassagon tries to give Hürrem the best without getting too involved.But of course he needs to be careful with Paimon.

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Yes lmao I remember Kuzco, it was one of the really good cartoons!

And yes, I can't remember Kuzco ever turning into an animal he wanted throughout the series. Usually, when he wasn't a llama, he was the wrong animal in the wrong place.

And LMAO Yes!! And now he'll have to run away with those little legs because he can't use his wings.

Yes, the same goes for Hürrem. She can't be whatever she wants.But on the bright side, it's a really cool scene when it happens.

And yes that was exactly Giovanni's reaction *Takes the little parrot rabbit and starts running on 4 legs*

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YIPWPWPWPWEPEPE SPOILERS✨✨✨

First of all, I seriously didn't expect Parvin to be this beautiful.Seriously the design is 10/10 It totally gives off the royal vibe and seriously, whether it's the color palette or the look.

I seriously can't describe in words how beautiful she is.

And I just realized that technically Parvin is Stolas' half-sister. Did they know each other?

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I think Miss Bunny is pretty good nickname. And Paimon is right, she is really pretty.

-Yes, Hürrem definitely looks more like her grandmother than her mother.And as you said, a little bit of Vassago

-Yes, someone like Paimon would probably like his daugther more just because she looks more like him, but to be honest, Parvin is really beautiful.🛐

-It seems normal for the horn gene to become rarer as the generation progresses, as a result, noble blood becomes more dominant over time.

-The detail on Parvin's nose was very clever!!

-I think it is a very nice design idea that all 3 of them have 2 colors in their hair. It really adds liveliness to the character's hair.

-Paimon is probably a great hornet owl.

- I'll look into it when you mention it. Sun conure parrots are really beautiful, they remind me of mangoes.

(Another Nickname for Hürrem lmao)

-The color of Parvin's eyes and the stars on her cheeks are truly a wonderful detail!!

-Rabbit ears would suit Hürrem, but I think it would be a better choice for her to look more Goetia.So I think you made the right decision.

No no no you don't need to apologize for rumble I seriously love reading what you write!!!! And I seriously love learning more about of your characters, too.Thank you for taking the time to write!!!

But ahm, I mean you can say spoilers, I don't mind UwU

I wish you good luck with ibis paint

Have a good day🌸🌸

[al-of-the-stars]

Hello there!

I've got a request, but it's okay if you don't like it enough to write it ^w^.

Soooo I know we haven't seen vassago in helluva boss for more than 5 sec, but i was wondering if you could write a scenario where vassago and reader meet at an overlord-royal (or something like that) event, with vassago being his gentleman charming self and the sweet personality of the reader, they grow into each other and get to know better! ( I know it'll be cute! I love all your writing posts!)(I'M SOOO SORRY if it's difficult to understand! It's late at night and English is my second language! My apologies)

(i hope you like my request, if not, it's okay, you don't have to write it, i know we don't know much about Vassago yet)

Let's give the new character to the show some looove!!!

Sugar-sweet Beginnings

Part 2

A/n: YESSSS I LOVE VASSAGO!! This was super fun to write! I wrote more than I thought I would lol! Thank you for the request and I hope you enjoy! :D

The rhythmic sound of newly bought shoes dancing on the marble floor flooded the room. The overwhelming chatter and slow waltz music made it almost unbearable. All you wanted to do was go home and eat some leftover cake that was waiting patiently in the fridge. You were snapped out of your train of thought by a red parrot demon. He was absolutely gorgeous.

“Hello, are you alright? I noticed that you're in a corner and you look a bit nervous,”

“Oh, uhh. Yeah, I'm fine,” you spoke cautiously.

“Do you mind if I stay with you for a bit?”

“Of course, The names Y/n by the way,” He smiled warmly at you.

“Vassago. It's a pleasure to meet you,” he gently placed a soft peck on the back of your hand.

“I'm assuming you're a goetia, correct?” You ask, trying to form a conversation and distract yourself from the heat rushing to your face.

“Yes, I am,”

“So, is there a reason you decided to talk to the loner in the corner?”

“The other goetia are arguing over one of the more powerful demon royalty falling in love with an imp. I made my stance, defended him, and left before the argument escalated,” you listened intently as he told you the event he had been a part of, “Now I suppose I should ask you the same question, why were you alone anyways?”

“If I'm being honest, I don't want to be here. It's so overwhelming here with all the noise. I just have to stay here for a little longer and then I can leave.”

“Ah, I see. If you would like, we could maybe exchange sinstagrams before you leave? You know… if you ever want to talk again?” He asked calmly.

“Sure!” With the way your smile widened, he could have sworn he felt his heart skip a beat. This idle conversation had gone on for longer than you imagined. As you both prepared to take your leave, Vassago stopped you for a moment.

“Would you like to hang out sometime? Perhaps… go on a date?” You felt your heartbeat quicken as you replied.

“I'd like that,”