#sorry not sorry Vassago

[glitzbot]

a hopeless romantic

[lost-romantique]

Dispelling Rumors

Alright, for the past few days Viv and her team have been releasing tidbits of the recording progress for Season 3.5 (second half of Season 3).

Viv and her team did this with Harvey Guillén (Vassago's VA) first.

And recently they did this with Bryce Pinkham...

Now I'm not sure where these rumors started, but fans have been speculating that because Harvey and Bryce both have songs being recorded right now, than that means Stolas and Vassago have a duet together!

Frankly, I don't think it's a duet.

Here's why...

A while back Sam Haft teased that he and his team (Andrew Underburg) recently finished a really "filthy" and "straight-up-horniest" song.

Many believe that the song he's referring to is the one Bryce recently recorded which is titled, "Dirty Bird".

Thus some speculate that "Dirty Bird" must be the song Harvey was singing as well.

However, that can't be the case because...

Jacinta announced on her instagram story that she was the one who wrote the song Vassago was going to sing.

Harvey then confirmed it by tagging Jacinta in his own instagram story.

Which leads me to the conclusion that I really don't think "Dirty Bird" is going to be a Stolago Duet.

However, I am positive that the song Bryce is going to sing, "Dirty Bird" is the horny song that Sam mentioned a while back. Simply because Sam on the instagram video, laughs awkwardly and goes "Lets get out of here.... I'm at work... uhm..."

Again, this is all speculation, even if "Dirty Bird" is the horny song Sam wrote, no one knows if Stolas is going to sing about Vassago or Blitz.

But lets face it...

I think we all know who Stolas is singing about...

"Oh, so you're a kinky little imp, aren't you? Do you like it when I talk dirty to you? I want you to [CENSORED] me with your [CENSORED] imp [CENSORED] get it all the way [CENSORED] get it all the way through me, you [CENSORED]!"

Anyway, super massive thanks to @timkontheunsure for providing screenshots! They genuinely made making this post so much easier.

[warblogs17282]

I am really hoping at least one of these scenes are in Mastermind, I need to see my gay goetia birds, and I especially cannot wait to see Harvey Guillén's performance as Vassago

Potentially less than a month to go before we get to hear Harvey Guillén in helluva boss, I cannot wait

[dragon-spaghetti]

GUYS WAKE UP THE SUMMER MERCH DROP DEFINITELY TOTALLY HAPPENED-

Tweet this is based on!!

[birdy-babe]

Hehe I wanna know

[celtrist]

Why does Vassago already have merch, we haven't even met him yet

[thepocketeater]

IT’S TIME FOR *air horn* RANDOM THOUGHTS FROM THE NEW HELLUVA EPISODE

Spoilers for Mastermind (S2, E11) under the cut

I’ll put it in list form (please don’t judge how un-orderly I am):

-Vassago is my spirit animal

-Not how I was imagining Leviathan, but I love them anyways ❤️

-I love this little guy

-Octavia’s 100% gonna get brainwashed by her mom

- …this

-Andrealphus in that last scene

Thanks you for coming to my TED Talk

[beleth]

Goetic demon fans when another demon tag has become infected with the helluva boss

[blitzbuckz]

℧ :: @aroyaltailor /❤️

【𐂃】 ❝ whaddya want? I fuckin' paid my dues... ❞

[youracecard]

Hi, I saw you’re taking requests and liked all four of these so can you draw my TADC oc and my Hazbin/Helluva oc interacting?

If you need personalities to get ideas feel free to dm me

That is if you want to! You don’t have to if you don’t want to

Vassago (Angel looking demon), and Ness (computer/tv head)

HI SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG

school :<

anyways other vers under cut

w/o the darkness and w/o the text

[hellishvxbes]

idk what fuck ass show ppl watching, but spanish music was not playing every time Vassago talked. you wanna talk about him being a stereotype and you just made him one by saying that ugh

[botanikos]

(Ha, Stolas inviting Vass over for coffee and teasing him with crackers. Polly wanna a...?)

Next thing you know, you just see those negative friendship points over their heads, like playing The Sims. Meanwhile, Stolas is laughing coz he thinks he's soooooo funny. 😂😭

[birdy-babe]

Silent repost

[ The people that think Stolas needs a boyfriend to teach Blitz a lesson need to go sit down and watch the show again. Blitz doesn't 'deserve' to be jealous. They both fucked up many times, it wasn't just Blitz!!

Not to mention the jealous storyline is so overdone and wouldn't make sense for Stolitz cuz Blitz would take one look at Stolas being with someone else and give up. Since it would be only confirming his fears of not being good enough. This isn't a teenage drama, we don't need a stupid love triangle lol. Vivzie writes better than that shit. ]

[warblogs17282]

I need these two to make out with each other and have raw, nasty hatesex.

[sugar-autumn]

blitz and stolas are the bride and the ugly ass groom but in the complete OPPOSITE way that everyone thinks they are.

stolas is beautiful, ill admit it. but thats by OUR standards. look at him compared to the birds at stellas Not Divorced party (and andealphus and vassago):

stolas is THE most BASIC ASS BIRD ever. im sorry but i have to say it. hes a grey circle. the only thing he has going for him is the extra set of eyes (again i LOVE him but objectively hes basic as shit)

and then we have blitz. people love to call blitz ugly but honestly id argue that he puts the most effort into his appearance out of ANYONE. he told stolas he wouldnt fuck him because he had gotten a CHEMICAL PEEL. AND he has dressed in drag MULTIPLE TIMES (these are the two that came to mind im sure im forgetting something)

so anyway im not sure why i felt the need to make this point but theres my thoughts. the bride and the ugly ass groom

[blitzsicedcoffee]

I hope that Stolas gets "Sorry" or "Get Well Soon" or whatever kind of get well baskets apply to this situation from Vassago, Bee, and Ozzie/Fizz. Sad birb needs to know there are people in his corner.