#sorry not sorry Vassago

[glitzbot]

a hopeless romantic

[lost-romantique]

Dispelling Rumors

Alright, for the past few days Viv and her team have been releasing tidbits of the recording progress for Season 3.5 (second half of Season 3).

Viv and her team did this with Harvey Guillén (Vassago's VA) first.

And recently they did this with Bryce Pinkham...

Now I'm not sure where these rumors started, but fans have been speculating that because Harvey and Bryce both have songs being recorded right now, than that means Stolas and Vassago have a duet together!

Frankly, I don't think it's a duet.

Here's why...

A while back Sam Haft teased that he and his team (Andrew Underburg) recently finished a really "filthy" and "straight-up-horniest" song.

Many believe that the song he's referring to is the one Bryce recently recorded which is titled, "Dirty Bird".

Thus some speculate that "Dirty Bird" must be the song Harvey was singing as well.

However, that can't be the case because...

Jacinta announced on her instagram story that she was the one who wrote the song Vassago was going to sing.

Harvey then confirmed it by tagging Jacinta in his own instagram story.

Which leads me to the conclusion that I really don't think "Dirty Bird" is going to be a Stolago Duet.

However, I am positive that the song Bryce is going to sing, "Dirty Bird" is the horny song that Sam mentioned a while back. Simply because Sam on the instagram video, laughs awkwardly and goes "Lets get out of here.... I'm at work... uhm..."

Again, this is all speculation, even if "Dirty Bird" is the horny song Sam wrote, no one knows if Stolas is going to sing about Vassago or Blitz.

But lets face it...

I think we all know who Stolas is singing about...

"Oh, so you're a kinky little imp, aren't you? Do you like it when I talk dirty to you? I want you to [CENSORED] me with your [CENSORED] imp [CENSORED] get it all the way [CENSORED] get it all the way through me, you [CENSORED]!"

Anyway, super massive thanks to @timkontheunsure for providing screenshots! They genuinely made making this post so much easier.

[warblogs17282]

I am really hoping at least one of these scenes are in Mastermind, I need to see my gay goetia birds, and I especially cannot wait to see Harvey Guillén's performance as Vassago

Potentially less than a month to go before we get to hear Harvey Guillén in helluva boss, I cannot wait

[dragon-spaghetti]

GUYS WAKE UP THE SUMMER MERCH DROP DEFINITELY TOTALLY HAPPENED-

Tweet this is based on!!

[birdy-babe]

Hehe I wanna know

[celtrist]

Why does Vassago already have merch, we haven't even met him yet

[thepocketeater]

IT’S TIME FOR *air horn* RANDOM THOUGHTS FROM THE NEW HELLUVA EPISODE

Spoilers for Mastermind (S2, E11) under the cut

I’ll put it in list form (please don’t judge how un-orderly I am):

-Vassago is my spirit animal

-Not how I was imagining Leviathan, but I love them anyways ❤️

-I love this little guy

-Octavia’s 100% gonna get brainwashed by her mom

- …this

-Andrealphus in that last scene

Thanks you for coming to my TED Talk

[beleth]

Goetic demon fans when another demon tag has become infected with the helluva boss

[hellishvxbes]

for real yall i need a ship like this

[youracecard]

Hi, I saw you’re taking requests and liked all four of these so can you draw my TADC oc and my Hazbin/Helluva oc interacting?

If you need personalities to get ideas feel free to dm me

That is if you want to! You don’t have to if you don’t want to

Vassago (Angel looking demon), and Ness (computer/tv head)

HI SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG

school :<

anyways other vers under cut

w/o the darkness and w/o the text

[botanikos]

(Ha, Stolas inviting Vass over for coffee and teasing him with crackers. Polly wanna a...?)

Next thing you know, you just see those negative friendship points over their heads, like playing The Sims. Meanwhile, Stolas is laughing coz he thinks he's soooooo funny. 😂😭

[birdy-babe]

Silent repost

[ The people that think Stolas needs a boyfriend to teach Blitz a lesson need to go sit down and watch the show again. Blitz doesn't 'deserve' to be jealous. They both fucked up many times, it wasn't just Blitz!!

Not to mention the jealous storyline is so overdone and wouldn't make sense for Stolitz cuz Blitz would take one look at Stolas being with someone else and give up. Since it would be only confirming his fears of not being good enough. This isn't a teenage drama, we don't need a stupid love triangle lol. Vivzie writes better than that shit. ]

[sugar-autumn]

blitz and stolas are the bride and the ugly ass groom but in the complete OPPOSITE way that everyone thinks they are.

stolas is beautiful, ill admit it. but thats by OUR standards. look at him compared to the birds at stellas Not Divorced party (and andealphus and vassago):

stolas is THE most BASIC ASS BIRD ever. im sorry but i have to say it. hes a grey circle. the only thing he has going for him is the extra set of eyes (again i LOVE him but objectively hes basic as shit)

and then we have blitz. people love to call blitz ugly but honestly id argue that he puts the most effort into his appearance out of ANYONE. he told stolas he wouldnt fuck him because he had gotten a CHEMICAL PEEL. AND he has dressed in drag MULTIPLE TIMES (these are the two that came to mind im sure im forgetting something)

so anyway im not sure why i felt the need to make this point but theres my thoughts. the bride and the ugly ass groom

[rhiandoesfandom]

I hope that Stolas gets "Sorry" or "Get Well Soon" or whatever kind of get well baskets apply to this situation from Vassago, Bee, and Ozzie/Fizz. Sad birb needs to know there are people in his corner.

[a-hell-of-a-time]

"Perhaps, though the match would have to appease our parents and the rest of our family first." And considering that a prince was the best of the best, Amdrealphus had his doubts that another suitable match could be found for her. Not to mention Stella's dreadful temper and tendency to act on her emotions without thinking of the consequences, which was part of the reason for the divorce in the first place.

"Whether or not she joins the council will be up to her father or grandfather to decide," he said simply. He knew that Stolas would want to keep Octavia from goetian affairs for as long as possible while Paimon would want to see her sufficiently trained before even attempting council responsibilities. "The same is true for any possible match; I can especially see Paimon making the arrangements himself, for she is his granddaughter." Andrealphus could only hope that things turned out better for her than it did for her parents.

As for Andrealphus himself, he had no intention of ever being wed. The disaster that was his first engagement, and the deeper, hidden feelings for his sister's ex husband had only proven that love, marriage, and relationships were nothing but a weakness to be crushed. Not to mention that marriages were simply a way to consolidate power and maintain political ties that bound goetian families to one another; concepts such as marrying for love were utter nonsense in their circles.

No, it was better to keep his heart encased in ice; no one would be able to hurt him, and he wouldn't fall for follies that would lead to embarrassment for his family, or pain.

“Ah, well surly we can find her a match, hmm? There are quite a number in this pile alone that could be prospects!” Vassago honestly wasn’t sure if they would be able to find someone for Stella, unless they were able to get her under control in a way that Stolas was not.

He had heard the stories and rumors and Stolas’s claim of abuse but he quite agreed with Andrealphus, “Octavia hmm will she be joining the council soon? She is about to be of age is she not? Does she have a match? I do not recall her being paired with anyone yet which is rather peculiar for her age. Ah, well. We can find someone I am sure.”

Vassago was not particularly keen on match making, he himself was unmatched and he quite enjoyed his freedom and ability to look elsewhere when the need arised. He had never particularly been attracted to his kind but he couldn’t deny that he found the demon before him rather appealing.

The council would throw a fit, if Vassago pursued someone so below his station but surly a Marquis was better than nothing? That was, if the peacock was interested in him as well. He would have to pry into that ice cold demeanor.

[tokkiiecloud]

It’s hot outside so get hit by this bus take whv this is (Also don’t mind my writing, I ain’t no writer I have written a few fanfictions here and there soo..yeah)

WHB : it’s summer and it’s hot / Beach dates :

Characters : gn!reader ; Belphegor ; Bael ; Gamigin ; ppyong (Juno p) +angel : Raphael

CW : Sweating ; OOC

Belphegor :

this dude just sleeps through the heat

He’s inside with the air conditioner on

You just came back from a small trip in town with Agares and Vassago, and directly joined Belphegor who was sleeping in his room, you were drenched in sweat because of the FUCKING HOT AIR OUTSIDE and you were too lazy to go shower and change into a pair of fresh and cool clothes(he rubbed off on you)

You collapsed on the bed where Belphegor was sleeping, when he felt something that resembled a wet rat, he had to wake up from the discomfort, when he saw it was you he pushed you off the bed :

“WT- BELPHI?! THIS HURTS!” You yelled at him, he ignored you and went back to sleep, you were forced to take a shower and change when you came back he finally used you as a pillow.

Bael :

This man works through the heat (ac broken)

Collapsed bcs of the heat after waking up he started working again.

You walked inside of Bael’s office, he was still working despite when entering you could feel the unbearable heat, you started sweating profusely how could Bael work in this environment??

He smelt you’re sweats and looked at you giving a weak smile, he was close to collapsing, alerted you quickly went to him and grabbed his face worry in you’re eyes :

“Bael?! Your office is like an oven?!” You said worried, he just looked at you and apologized

“Sorry..the ac is actually broken but I’m used to the heat do not worry about me, go somewhere where the ac is on-“ he couldn’t finish his sentence before you dragged him out of the room, he wasn’t able to fight back because of his brain being turned to mush because of the heat.

After dragging him to a random chamber placing him onto the bed, making him drink some water, changing him into more comfortable clothes and going into the bed to cuddle with him.

He smiled softly before kissing your forehead and letting himself be taken care of by you.(Bael my beloved)

Gamigin :

He’s very worried about you staying hydrated

“Please don’t go outside too much”

Paradise lost, for some reason is not that hot?? But Gamigin still worries a lot about you he heard from Lucifer that human’s can’t withstand too much heat so he’s constantly checking on you, giving you water to keep you hydrated!

Ppyong (Juno p) :

Spends his day at the beach to be able to cool himself in the water

Listens to Avril Lavigne while swimming

He begged MC to go to the beach with him so he could spend some alone time together! Drinking wine together, watching the sunset together, swimming, his perfect idea for a date! Sadly he can’t hang out because the others will tag along…

At least he got a kiss on the forehead for the cute idea! It was worth it :

“Ppyong, I mean Juno, this is a very cute idea! Let’s do this next time!”

He giggles as you kiss his forehead, his smile is super bright almost blinding you more than the sun

Raphael :

Doesn’t give a flying fck at the heat

Has tried to kiss you while watching the sunset and will continue to try when he can

Interestingly, you found Raphael at the beach while hanging out with the devils of Gehenna and when he saw you…He took you away from them so for the rest of the day you spent you’re time with him

It was fun! You had a really good and goofy time with him he was still acting high and mighty but he was softer than usual until the sun started to set, both of you were sitting down on the golden sand :

“The sunset is beautiful..all those golden and pinkish mixed with a hint of blue create such a unique and ethereal look…”

He looks at you, eyes sparkling, he smiles at you as he grabs your chin and forces you to look at him, extremely gently as if he was handling a crystal glass :

“You know what else is beautiful and ethereal?” He looks deep into your eyes, leaning in closer to your face, when suddenly a bunch of demons intervened and brutally ended the sweet moment by starting a fight after the fight Raphael left but not without saying one last thing :

“Our moment was interrupted but we’ll have time to continue it some time later. See you dear” he smirks and flies away.

It’s donneeee!! YAYY! Don’t mind it going from weird /goofy or cringe ?? To sweet, I couldn’t stop myself from writing about them I just had too before the fandom completely dies you know?? So every time I get an idea I’ll write it!! :3