idiotspacecowboy
idiotspacecowboy
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idiotspacecowboy · 8 hours ago
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Why does being really sleepy either make u feel mellow and content or like you're going to actually kill yourself for real this time & no in-between
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idiotspacecowboy · 8 hours ago
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something i keep experiencing
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idiotspacecowboy · 16 hours ago
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yt comments on songs from the 60s/70s/80s are always one of 6 things:
now this is what i call music. not like the garbage of today
this was my husband john's favorite song. he used to put it on in the car with the windows rolled down. he died of a terminal and ravaging blood cancer that traumatized our entire family.
anyone still listening in [current year]?
anyone here from [irrelevant show or movie]?
i love the beatles so much and i'm only 12 years old (cue replies from old people: right young man! someone raised you right! well said!, etc)
JESUS LOVES YOU PSALMS 46:10 AMEN
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idiotspacecowboy · 19 hours ago
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down whorishly bad for a dirty slutty gritty bassline that feels like a vibrator all the way up my esophagus
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idiotspacecowboy · 1 day ago
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lot of posts out there on an age of suffering - "if you are 14 right now i'm so sorry" "19 year olds. hold my hand. we will make it through this" "do not kill yourself while 21" - and they're all correct. but let's be positive... let's choose an age that we will assume was awesome for everyone. and post about it in celebration. if you are 2 right now well it is awesome right
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idiotspacecowboy · 1 day ago
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I had to get a couple of ultrasounds last year and I haven’t gotten over how this is indicated in my test results as, among other things, “cervix: unremarkable”
Yes. Unremarkable is an incredibly good thing for a medical examination to be. Nothing out of the ordinary. Everything is fine. This is good news.
But I literally CANNOT STOP laughing at “pussy: basic” being in my medical records.
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idiotspacecowboy · 1 day ago
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I decided to look around on spotify and found this beauty
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idiotspacecowboy · 2 days ago
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I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.
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idiotspacecowboy · 2 days ago
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idiotspacecowboy · 3 days ago
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idiotspacecowboy · 3 days ago
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the neurodivergent experience:
20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333
80% of the time: this mind is a prison
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idiotspacecowboy · 3 days ago
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In every generation there is a chosen one…
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idiotspacecowboy · 3 days ago
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idiotspacecowboy · 3 days ago
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
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idiotspacecowboy · 4 days ago
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IM SO SICK AND I CANT BREATHE
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idiotspacecowboy · 5 days ago
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if you like muse have my babies
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idiotspacecowboy · 5 days ago
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NO TRUMP, NO KKK, NO FASCIST USA!
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