#sorry no ben

[iaf-draws]

JW: Smiling Chaos Friends :D

[planetlongjourney]

Ds9 characters going through genuinely the worst trauma over and over again, finding new ways to have the most horrendous time:

Ds9 crew in the next episode:

[n0ahsferatu]

haven’t watched the star treks in five million years but this is what happened in In The Pale Moonlight right

(credit to @/sweepswoop_ on twitter who drew the original Labru meme!)

[hot-tea-gardenparty]

I swear Benedict was in that threesome for 12+ hours for how many damn times they cut to it.

Drama intensifies ------ cut away to Benedict swallowing Tilly's tongue

Another dramatic moment ----- cut away to Benedict swapping spit with Paul

Like be for real Bridgerton editors and writers. We didn't need more of the threesome, we needed more Polin aftercare near the end of episode 8.

[lizzybeeee]

When you spend 20 years attempting to bring down the child slavery, murdering, human trafficking exploitation ring that stole your childhood, murdered your friends, and killed countless innocents only to have them rebrand as 'Noble Freedom Fighters™' off-screen.

[gongyussy]

what if we were teammates of 19 years who said things like "i remember watching you play in latvia, thinking how lucky i was that i was going to be your teammate" and "sid saved me" and "only for pittsburgh, always with sid" and "i just always liked him from the start. always have. always will"... and we were both boys

(and what if sports reporters wrote alpha/alpha romance about us. what then.)

[fonmythenmetz]

The most powerful force user to ever live (smol)

[feralnumberfive]

Okay, not to sound like an asshole and point out something right away, but in 4x01 there's no way Five wouldn't have noticed the marigold jar missing from the box after Ben took it. The dude was a trained assassin that had to keep track of his briefcase at all times, and the marigold jar was right on top of the box which was right next to his leg. Not to mention Five picked up that box and carried it too

[kraftykelpie]

Rebellion era Cody, how I visualized him during his bounty hunting days, before and during being with Obi-Wan(based off the fic series called "codywan on tatooine" by Serie11)

Edit: ao3 author is here! Credit where credit is due @oathkeeperoxas

[tomatette]

For my lovely @thekyluxsecretsanta giftee @artemisdart - I'm sorry this is late and probably not quite what you wanted, but you did say *glove kink*. So have some Kylux glove close-ups (and two scandalous wrists!)

[sweetpastillas]

totally real umbrella academy merchandise

[pqvlove]

richie: ahhh you mad 😂😂

pennywise: ahhh you gay 😂😂

richie:

[inchidentalmeowmeow]

Made this to use when appropriate but also in general 🙂‍↕️✨

Dedicated to the for profit non profit organization that apparently enforces rules using that wheel from wheel of fortune 🤷🏻‍♀️

[dyinggirldied]

A lot of decanon but hey alternative universe communication. Danny and Ben became sort of frenemies on twitter (that connects to other universes) and one of their rivalry is about how cute their kids are. But their thread concerns a lot of people, adults mostly from other universes that don't know their story TM

Danny: I have two kids which are made from my parents' friend/villain/godfather's DNA who frequently fights and kidnap me in an effort to make me his family

Ben: lol i get pregnant and give birth to 14 cute chubby alien bug babies. Beat that

DC universe: ARE YOU TWO SAFE?

[raven0usravi0lii]

they just talk like this to be really fucking obnoxious which is hilarious to them until somebody overhears

[laurrelise]

one of my favorite parts about that scene in season 3 episode 7 of the umbrella academy is right after the umbrellas and sparrows “contained” the keugelblitz and celebrate by opening several bottles of alcohol and partying, because in every single shot ben is in, he’s either trying to get himself or five as wasted as possible