#sorry my humor is broken

[ratohet]

Uhhh🐀

[littlelightfish]

Pito is the spanish for dick... for you to know...

i cant wait to see this animated, this has to be one of the funniest scenes in dungeon meshi and it's one of my favorites

[chocolate-biscuit]

me when dabi and hawks will eventually meet again on the battlefield (because they got that dabi-hawks-endeavor shit going on) and they start throwing at each other the worst insults they could think of when they also try to literally beat the other to death while endeavor, head in hand (he lost one arm), watches these two twenty-something-year olds being the most unhinged little shits who ever crossed this god forsaken planet:

[hyper-fixated-delusions]

Wanda: “Did we pay the gas bill?”

Y/N: “Yes we paid the gas bill. I remember cause

the check number ended in 69 and we high-fived.”

Billy and Tommy: “Why?”

Y/N: “Never mind.”

[katerinaaqu]

Odysseus: *desperate voice* Why do you like me anyways?

Calypso: Because...I find you attractive

Odysseus: *crying* RAISE YOUR STANDARDS!

[justaweirdvivi]

maiatism (maia + autism)

had to make the maia arson crimew tbh blorbo (very rare, deluxe edition)

autism

[skidthelid]

Guys would you still love me if I was into Uncle Samsonite

[black-suns-rim]

I would like to say-

I’m not sorry for the cursed images I have produced recently and I’m definitely gonna produce more

[andystweets]

this was so dumb omg ajdgjagda anyway, splicoop for the heart ❤️‍🩹

[fish-ler]

i also like fruits

don't be shy, greedy, i can tell oncie you like him on your behalf :3

Greed-ler: Oh really? Amazing idea!

Greed-ler: yeah, i would like to, please tell him on my behalf.

Greed-ler: I can't wait for the answer...

[dipplinduo]

Kieran cute

BASED.

[playableoctolingsnow]

*LAUGHS IN SPANISH*

Big Man, sacate eso de la boca

[honestlyijustfindhersocharming]

I keep reading the abbreviation for The Cat King as a very aggressive "TCH" noise because I can't tell Ks from Hs apparently and it's been cracking me up more than it ought to.

[zeherili-ankhein]

Random ass person: which stream?

My bestie: PCB

Random person to me: you?

Me:

Bestie: pls no...

Me:

Me: human tiddies

Person:

Me: *giggling like a dumbass cuz I can't keep a straight face*

Bestie: *sigh*

And yes this happened in real life

[solangelo-cocoapuffs]

Someone send help because this cursed interaction popped into my brain just now XD

Random Nyx kid, holding a Cocoa Puff: Nico, I think you misplaced one of your demon children

Nico: Cacodemon, technically, also, thanks, I was wondering where it ran off to

Nyx Kid: Where did you even get those things?

Nico: Oh, I got them from your mom

Nyx kid: What?

Will, containing his laughter:

Nico: What?

Nyx Kid: Nothing, I just didn't take you as the type to make a "your mom" joke

Nico: What are you talking about? Nyx literally created them, isn't it like a known thing that she makes Cacodemons?

Nyx kid: Oh, well I feel silly

Nico: Wait, what's a "your mom" joke?

Will: I wouldn't worry about it, Neeks

[nocreativityfornames]

"..." - Lucifer, for the majority of lesson 21.