#sorry my dude

[robo-dino-puppy]

horizon forbidden west | kotallo 6/?

[the-dragon-blade]

//So basically I've been playing fear and hunger and maybe I'm playing Ragnvaldr, and that means hardcore Igris inspiration...

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

Could you do a yandere lucifer x yandere lilith x yandere eve x adam

Maybe in eden, Eve is created much earlier and gets to hang out with both lucifer and lilith. Well, they leave adam out, making him pretty much. Nobody left to be with him. And he doesn't care anymore he losing sleep and losing the appetite to eat. Then he found a baby lamb without parents, so he took it in. And treats it like a mother would with their kid. Then tio finds him with the baby lamb and gets jealous.

I'm actually not sure what to do with this one lol They're jealous of a baby lamb because Adam is paying attention to it but they would give him the time of day?

My first instinct is they kill the lamb but the baby did nothing wrong.

You can't ignore someone and then be jealous of an animal they give their attention to lol

[roach-works]

Hi, i once saw you wrote a small taz balance fic on your old blog. Is that actually how you make lavender tea, or did you make that up? Drop ur lavender tea recipe i beg of you

i hate to crush your dreams but lavender is inedible to me. so i just looked up a few recipes online, way back when googling actually worked, and went with that. what i wrote down in the fanfic is probably your best bet for doing it yourself! i searched again just now and even duckduckgo is just vending me useless ads and fluff articles.

[fruit-salad-ship]

There’s no where to really put the NSFW doodle anymore, seeing as twitters a literal shit show.

But have the crop…god it got hacked down, this was such a big piece. RIP.

Pirate AU but make plum a deep sea monster, peach being a rowdy captain of her crew chases after this monster. Everyone believes this is because she wants to kill the beast and claim the bounty, as many try to do, and fail.

Truth is that monster is her EX and she wants her back.

Her crew watch in in disbelief as she calls out to the creature in the depths with such sweet regards, refuses to fires shots at her, doesn’t draw a weapon, and they all expect her dead when plum yanks the woman off the deck of her ship into the icy waters.

Through being choked out, peach managed to utter how beautiful she still gets when she’s angry, plum realises who it is and eases off. Just a little. The pirates got a lot of nerve showing her face here again.

Peach proceeds to try to rekindle their love, woo the monster and win her back. Queue plenty of soft sappy idiot moments, watching plum literally destroy entire fleets while she sits all soft eyed, leant on the railing where she oversees her crew (all of which as terrified they’re next) a deep smitten sigh seeing that monster utterly wreck countless ships. What a gal.

I’d watch that show for sure.

[andy-clutterbuck]

𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐀𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐯𝐬. 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐢𝐧 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐉𝐚𝐧𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝟐𝟐, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 📸 : 𝐀𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧

[thatiranianphantom]

Ace, sweetheart.....

You can't just go back to things exactly as they were before.

Granted, I am new. But you can't just go back to life exactly as it was before the whole love confession thing.

Like if he's under the impression that since they were friends before they'd just resume that eventually like nothing happened and it's better than nothing, but sweetie.....

[ghostsmp3]

What would you think if the writers pulled a fast one and had Judas not immediately die from the hanging? Instead, he was taken down and rejoices when he hears rumors of Jesus resurrection before soon dying of his neck injury.

i mean. i just really don't think they'd deviate from scripture

[flyingfishtailoutpost1]

Kid #2 watching Moana again

My husband: Do you think Magic Pants would like the shiny crab song if he was still alive?

Me: …..

Him: ….

Me: You mean David Bowie???????

Him: …

Him: I JUST FORGOT HIS NAME FOR A SECOND

Me: Magic Pants????????

Him: THIS IS YOUR FAULT.

Me: HOW’S THIS MY FAULT????

[sequentialprophet]

Ricochet, my guy, you are gobbing off but Takeshita will 100% murder you

[holyfreaks]

yall are getting quite comfortable in my asks I see

[absenthiium]

me to Donatello in the weird little fic i'm wrtiting.

[starcharmfunzies]

Okay. We’re gonna need you to start watching Jujutsu Kaisen, just for the sole reason of getting your reaction to the moment you fall in love with Gojo 😂😂

The show is S-Tier as well

lmao I already know he's voiced by Nakamura Yuuichi but I'm too impatient to get into shonens now owo

[atempause-art]

welp i just blocked and reported new follower assuming it's another bot as i had 3 of them in a row in notifs already

for the love of god change your profiles pictures im BEGGING

[gayrob0t]

So the car I sold a month ago fucking died

👀💦

[ice-sculptures]

How many followers do you have

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