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mccall-me-maurice · 5 months ago

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why do you not like ralmon ? :'D not judging just curious

i do like ralmon, i just like it platonically!

it’s a really dumb reason but i read a really disgusting fic a while ago where seeing the ship would have me break out in cold sweats bcs of the contents of the fic and things that have happened to me!

i basically associated the fic/ship with my sa trauma

i’m okay n o w though, and i enjoy seeing and interacting with the ship, it just isn’t my cup of tea so i won’t create content for it beyond platonic! no shade to anyone who ships it, i just see it as simon wasn’t in love with ralph, but harboured admiration for ralph and he wanted to be ralph! less romance more best friend vibes

thanks for asking :333 🫶🫶!!!!!

#lotf #lord of the flies #anon #anonymous #sorry if this sounds bad #i slept 4 hours and have been on 10 hours of plane rides #mail!!#tw sa mention #briefly

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lotus-pear · 1 month ago

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the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical

#i love akechi but i sometimes i wish you could bully him like no matter which dialogue u pick it sounds like ur flirting back w him #“i'm going to be completely honest with you. i've always hated you” why can't u say smt unserious back #like “sorry i have a snatched waist and correct opinions on everything.” or like “ur loss lmao”#hate playing darts with this bitch bc i play on a steamdeck and i don't have a fucking gyroscope so like #it's trying to replicate how the joycons or pro controller would throw AND ITS SUCKS SO BAD #like i just see akechi get a hat trick every single fucking time with three bulls in a row and meanwhile im struggling to line the thing up #and then after u finish he's like “hmm i see. that's an interesting way to play it” WHAT THE FUCK THERES LITERALLY NO STRATEGY HERE SMARTAS #I JUST MISSED. IM NOT STRATEGIZING. THERES NOTHING “INTERESTING” ABOUT IT.#i hate going to penguin snipers so much i hope i can get this stupid game on switch so i can actually rank up akechi's baton pass #and not waste like 1000 yen every night bc i refuse to not let a party member be on rank 3 #akechi fuck yourself why can't we play 501 like we do with everyone else. why do u have to make everything abt this stupid rivalry #im gonna kms i hate akeci and i hate darts #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5r #goro akechi #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #shuake #akeshu #lotus draws

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ryllen · 2 months ago

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Older Sylus as actual dad 😭👌✨

#u can't tell me he doesn't sound like divorced dad who tried his best to reconnect with his daughter & care her on her cramp clumsily #love and deepspace #at least it is until the part he started the massage; tbh only after i think of him as a dad that his charm point increases for me #i just feel the whole thing with sylus is weird like it is kinda forced that he is overly affectionate as the bad guy #love and deepspace fanart #lads fanart #fanart #love and deepspace sylus #love and deepspace mc #love and deepspace kieran #love and deepspace luke #love and deepspace zayne #sylus #luke #kieran #zayne #lads zayne #lads sylus #lads luke #lads kieran #lads mc #i want him olderr damnit!!! make him actual mafia father #fshdh the way he made small talk about the blanket was so dad #and the way he clumsily talk about the sugar is so dad #what the hellll HE is SooooOOooo daaaddd..........#plsss adoopt my MC and stop being flirty with me (impossible)#sorry guys i don't want to date sylus i want older him to become mc's adoptive dad dot png

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inkskinned · 1 year ago

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he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.

#i used to think it was romantic too and then i was like. now i see it as a HUGE red flag #writeblr #it is also almost EXCLUSIVELY said by immature ppl who think this is normal #fyi even if u think it's funny and ur like 'im an introvert it's just TRUE' like. you need therapy (ily tho)#healed introversion is just ''i would prefer to be by myself'' not ''i hate every person'' ... hate is not normal. that is not healthy #im sorry. i know it feels accurate. but if you're walking around with that kind of rage....#1. you're making a LOT of assumptions about every single person u have ever met. which is often unfair and unkind #and also usually involves judging people based on their worst moments or little mistakes #2. you are being unfair to the person who is ur ''exception''#3. there is a VAST difference between ''ur my favorite person'' and ''the ONLY person i like.''#idk i think this is just a personal bias thing tbh #im sure there are people who have this experience normally #but i have YET to find a man who thinks like this and ISNT absolute DOGSHIT. although tbh.... like. im sure he exists #when u hit like 30 some of the things that were once kind of hot now just sound fucking exhausting. like ''im in a band''#edit in the tags: i used to kind of be like this too. but the thing is that like. my life became so much more peaceful #once i started believing that people are generally good. like yes i am mad at the world at large #but it's just.... a very hard way to live. you're not a bad person or wrong for the ways other people hurt you and taught you to be angry.#but that anger will continue to hurt YOU. it will punish YOU. it will prevent YOU from making new deep connections. it will protect you yes #but it will also cause MASSIVE blowback. bc if you lose the One Person... your life will fall apart. i know this personally.#i really recommend just trying to be... cautiously optimistic instead. like. yes #people can be horrible and cruel and there are some communities (incels for example) that aren't worth that optimism #but i think like... most people will hold a door for you . most people want to help you find your wallet .#i hope one day you are able to find peace. i hope that rage eventually smooths over. i know how hard it is PERSONALLY #and i know what must have happened to you. and im deeply deeply sorry we share the same wound.#but i promise - sometimes we all need someone else to help us carry the weight. eventually the rage has to die so that we can let help in #i had to spend years biting at outstretched hands. i still often do. im still very wary . and my heart breaks that you flinch too.#here's the thing: i don't blame you. but we were both acting out of fear and pain. .... not out of healthy behavior. and ... change #was needed. i needed change too. rage was useful for a while. then it just left me isolated and bitter. i had to (with effort)#choose to let that rage go. and let people in . VERY SLOWLY THO LOL

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mirmalade · 2 months ago

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not my usual but posting this cuz i’m going insane. akito finally beatboxing

#project sekai #pjsk #akito shinonome #shinonome akito #vivid bad squad #proseka #prsk #kohane azusawa #an shiraishi #toya aoyagi #azusawa kohane #shiraishi an #aoyagi toya #vbs #did imai literally learn how to beatbox for this moment that’s my question like😭😭😭#i assumed we were just never gonna see it happen. we just had to take his word for it that he can and we’d never get to hear it but NO?#four years later y’all. he finally did it #edited to add the video. sorry the quality is kind of shit #took out the audience sound effects myself hopefully it’s not jarring. same audio though

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xxplastic-cubexx · 3 months ago

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Chat have we discussed drunk chess with cherik cause i just think. That would be the darnedest silliest thing they could do

#xmen #xmen first class #xmen dofp #cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #snap chats #sorry still thinking about dofp and i reminded myself of the plane scene #the idea of drunk chess sounds so stupid fun i wish i could play drunk chess #‘snap how do you play drunk chess’ simple !!!! every piece you lose you take a shot #anyway i think itd be silly …….#id like to do something with that idea but i still have to decide on execution #omg xmen fandom hasnt seen my twelve million ‘i wanna draw this so bad’ tags yet #but yeah i sy tht a lot </3 so many things i wanna draw all the time #either that or write …. but i draw more #i love comic makin. and i blame these damned comics for gettin me into it what tha hell !!!#ok im done rambling i wish i had more to say but i dont #i lied i do. this doesnt have to be after erik apologizes on the plane this could be lit any damn time they play #i just live for the progression of them Trying to play semi seriously for a solid twenty minutes before they lose it #and now they wont stop giggling and being stupid asses #theyre still trying to play but ‘trying’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting #imagine it with me chat … itd be so beautiful i could cry frankly #ok my classes are done for today im gonna sit in my room and think of cherik #maybe ill TRY to draw this … if not then def somethin at least

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super-nova5045 · 7 months ago

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sylvia plath, todd anderson and virginia woolf (aka ACTUAL tortured poets) watching taylor “im breaking up with my boyfriend for his intense depression and blaming it on him, im dating a racist who enjoys watching woc being brutalized and harasses young woc artists, i sent my fans out on a hate train to attack a young woc actress for a line she had to say as part of her job to show how mentally ill her character was, im dating a maga supporter, i refuse to say anything about a current genocide despite being the most influential person in the world right now, i am a billionaire, i fly 13 minute flights and have the highest carbon emission of any celebrity, i am a known white feminist who only speaks about issues when it affects me and has constantly let my fans get away with extreme racism and even encouraged it by associating myself with known racists” swift call herself a tortured poet (her writing sounds like a bunch of thesaurus words slapped over gabba hanna and rupi kaur-esque poetry that was created purely as a trinket for an edgy pinterest board)

#anti taylor swift #like she can be problematic that’s okay #there are SO many problematic artists i like #but she’s not even that good #like read sylvia plath or virginia woolf or listen to LDR or fiona apple or mitski or lorde or boygenius or olivia rodrigo #aka her peers #and realise how much better they are #they truly write art because they have a compassion and rawness for it #whereas taytay only writes to get more money LOL #she’s so extremely privileged that her life is not at all relatable and now she tries to make it so #by romanticizing the most mundane #thats never been your brand babe now it’s going to sound like dogshit #GUTS by olivia rodrigo is better because it has such an intensity to it. liv means what she says and you can feel it!#fiona apple means what she says when she writes about begging her lover to love her back!#mitski means what she says when she writes that she is self destructive and puts herself in bad situations since that’s all she knows!#lana means what she says when she writes about her suicide attempt at 15 because of constant abuse from her mother and crippling depression #all of it such haunting and beautiful works because it truly comes from the soul and isn’t a cash grab #Anyway i’m so sorry virginia and sylvia and todd #todd anderson #AND JOE ALWYN #joe alwyn my favourite man ever #joe alwyn #dead poets society #anderperry #sylvia plath #virginia woolf #the bell jar #lana del rey #fiona apple #mitski

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mossy-aro · 3 months ago

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i hate to be a Downer but no i don’t think making the tenth generic post abt how ‘true love’ is and always will be the most powerful force in the universe and that nothing else compares gives you a personality actually. sorry.

#aromantic #that trope is sooo fucking lame… and it’s overplayed… and it sucks. sorry.#not to be a cunt! but i am going to say this.#like slay if u love love me too. but no love is not inherently good nor does it lie at the centre of everything ever.#also nor is love the most powerful force in the universe of all time. i mean whatever if u think that idc #but i hate it as a trope! it’s bad. sorry!#hate it when i watch a show and it’s like. then tje curse was broken with true loves kiss <3 romantic btw. in a romantic way.#like we get it you’re in beautiful alloromantic heterosexual love. doesn’t make the trope suck any less #and then people will eat it up and make 1000 generic posts abt why love is the meaning of it all or smth. which all sound the same #sorry. im being mean but u gotta let me be a little mean sometimes it’s for the ecosystem #mossy posts #how to tag this.#lovequeer

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ropes3amthoughts · 22 days ago

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I decided to look up the meaning of the Thistle flower and one of the things was it was believed to have magical properties and I was all like “haha Ryoko Kui named the elf with magical powers after a flower believed to have magical flowers how silly” and then I see this.

You’re fucking kidding me. The flower is a symbol of protection and that’s all Thistle wants to do. The fact the article says “lovely little flower” too is flooring me because holy shit it’s him. Thistle is a little elf just trying to protect everyone.

Wait omfg the people who bought him named him. He was meant to protect everyone that’s what they expected of him that was his purpose. He was yelled at when he couldn’t protect everyone and he was praised when he did and that’s why he gets so stressed he was conditioned to protect them 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

He was meant to protect them and only that that’s why he was named that ough I am gonna be ill 😭😭😭 Thistleeeeeee 😭😭😭😭😭

#someone probably made this connection before but this is fucking me up so I have to share this #sorry if this sounds dumb or redundant I’m losing my mind rn #Thistle 💔#I feel so bad for him #I realized I swore so many times in this post and sorry for that too #dungeon meshi spoilers #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #thistle #thistle dungeon meshi #long post #rope/spider post

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premamelody · 25 days ago

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like theyre like siblings part 2 for me

explaination or smth

#undertale #frisk #flowey #toriel #premaposting #siblings part 2 ksjadjakdnad i just realized how funny that sounds #aksjdakdjkasda #you can tell i kinda burnt out later #it is 12 am #give me slack #i like to think flowey was adverse to the friendship #since yknow #deja vu isnt fun when its associated with a bad memory #but eventually was kinda chillin #oh yeah this point only frisk knows he's asriel thats it #imagine your adopted child pulls up with someone who you dont recognize as their biological son #but no one tells you #i like to think that flowey overtime would kinda care about frisk more #but also be like #100000 ft wall bc this is all feels too familiar for good but more freshly bad reasons i dont like that #im sorry if this explaination barely makes sense #im kinda trynna rush this rn #but uh #click linked post for slightly more clear explaination idkdsnadkjajanska

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emptyapartments · 5 months ago

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fucking love when people who arent british try and write about cod characters going home. fym ghost thinks manchester is a wonderful place you have to be joking

#genuinely wild #and when people say that he has a manchester accent HE DOESNT he sounds like #east london #maybe?#im bad with accents but hes not manc im sorry #dont get me started on soap. just dont.#🗯️ ⠀ whiskey’s posts ⠀!#cod #call of duty #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #cod mw3 #cod mw2 #soap mactavish #john soap mactavish

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alicethenobody · 1 month ago

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The amount of mischaracterization that happened to both Nero AND Dante in the fandom because of one cutscene at the beginning of DMC5 needs to be studied like lmao.

#dmc #devil may cry #dante #dante devil may cry #dante sparda #dmc dante #nero #nero dmc #nero devil may cry #nero sparda #nero being reduced to guy who is useless and angry about being called deadweight and nothing else #and dante being mischaracterized as a bad manipulative toxic uncle #dante only said that btw because he was desperate for Nero to get out of there and NOT DIE not because he thinks Nero is weak #he was ready to sacrifice himself for nero and really when you’re in a situation like that you don’t have time to consider your words #he planned on dying to protect his only family left but ppl lump in saying something that sounded meaner than intended with Vergil’s crimes #sorry yap over

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eerna · 3 months ago

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me explaining why Will/Elizabeth/Jack love triangle was a perfect little one-movie arc that wasn't present in the final movie because it was never about choosing and instead just about dynamics and character development so they all outgrew it by then

#like first off will and elizabeth are having similar character arcs but in totally opposite directions #he loses himself and gets all sad the further into the world of piracy he gets. she blooms and becomes her best self and excels at it.#and both of their arcs are supervised by jack who is there to make fun of them until it's no longer funny #will is absolutely repulsed by him but also understands him more and more once he realizes he would do anything to get to his goal #elizabeth is absolutely repulsed by him but also wants to BE him. he is what she wishes she could be were she totally free #and her possible attraction to him is treated as FUNNY because it IS VERY RIDICULOUS. like why tf would she want this weird gross guy when #she has actual perfect loverboy will at home. well bc will just doesn't get her. he is sad and lost while she is thriving #and the only one who gets it is the old smelly clown over there. why is the compass pointing at him (bc she wants to be him so bad)#that movie is about the characters not knowing what they want. they are all at a crossroads and have to choose which way to go. so it makes #sense that the main characters have a push and pull dynamic between them!!! c'mon!!!! it is so cool!!!#eernatalk #also i know pirate king elizabeth awakened something in all of us but can i add. the look she gives jack when he stops kissing her bc of th #sound of the shackles. the way she bares her teeth like she is steeling herself for the ''you deserve to die i am not sorry for this''speec #WHEEEWW.... WHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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royalarchivist · 3 months ago

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Foolish: Listen– I've always survived these "Hey, come with me!" encounters.

Ironmouse: What do you mean "Hey, come with me" encounter? I just wanna talk!

Foolish: Well, you know, it's just– there's a history of like, someone says "Hey, come with me!" and then– [Laughs] You know. They do the deed.

Ironmouse: It's been so long since we've talked! I feel like we haven't spoken in a million years!

Foolish: Oh! I guess- I guess it has been a minute. Um, hey, what's up, dude?

Ironmouse: I mean, we definitely need to hang out more.

Foolish: Um, listen– I'm down to like, try to get some like, Fortnite in–

Ironmouse: [Kills him]

Foolish: Oh my– [Laughs] It's just a tale as old as time, dude. Just a tale as old as time!

#Foolish Gamers #Ironmouse #Foolish #September 2 2024 #Twitch clipper so bad it crashed the stream for 5 minutes when I clipped these. Sorry guys no more clips from me #I am trying to relax today and that made me furious #This was a funny moment though #I miss seeing all the QSMP folks interacting o(-(#If Foolish's voice sounds a bit weird it's because I used both their audio for that #Mouse was IMPOSSIBLE to hear on his end #so I mixed the audio together a bit and kept the radio ''grainy-ness'' to keep that consistent with what it sounded like from Mouse's end #But I made it a bit easier to hear both #Edited #Lockdown Protocol

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ghost-with-a-teacup · 7 months ago

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cw: suggestive!!

"stop teasing," you say with a shudder, your head growing fuzzy as the scent of pine and whisky fills your nostrils.

"but your reactions are just too sweet, bon," Johnny murmurs in your ear, his hands ghosting your waist, fingers barely brushing your exposed skin.

"she's precious, ain't she si?"

Simon only hums, his chest pressed to your back, his lips ghosting the sensitive skin of your neck.

you were effectively trapped between the two of them...not that you were complaining.

"precious doll," Simon whispers, "so pretty."

you feel your face warm in embarassment, a whine escaping your throat.

"look at you, so worked up and we've barely even begun," Johnny chuckles, looking down at you smugly. his hands slip past your shirt now, trailing up your back and leaving goosebumps in their wake.

"let us play with you a little longer, won't you love?"

you can't do anything but nod.

#RAHHHHHAJDJAJDJWJWKS FERAL BARK BARK BARK #im so sorry #but being in a ghostsoap sandwich sounds like a fucking DREAM #I NEED THEM SO BAD #PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS #simon riley #john soap mactavish #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #ghost x reader #john soap mctavish x reader #soap x reader #soap mactavish #soapghost #ghoap x reader #ghostsoap #ghostsoap x reader

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theconfusedacorn · 2 months ago

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Yall,

Who

THE FUCK

Was going to tell me that:

The guy from The Amazing Devil, is ACTUALLY a guy named Joey Batey, and that this guy, Joey Batey, PLAYS THE BARD GUY IN THE WITCHER!?

AND HE DOES MORE MUSIC FOR THE SERIES BECAUSE HES A BARD!?

HELLO!?

I COULD'VE GOTTEN MORE MUSICAL CONTENT FROM THIS MAN THIS WHOLE TIME!?

WHO THE FUCK WAS GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT "BURN BUTCHER BURN"!?

SERIOUSLY!?

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME!?

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