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Question for the Morpheus worshippers out there, what items do you use for worship? What stones or decorations are suffice? What about herbs? I need help
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happy birthday my sweet prince 🎂
and others
#metalocalypse#toki wartooth#dethklok#adult swim#mtl fanart#mabel pines#gravity falls#hatsune miku#this is so quick and stupid i may have forgored his birthday cries and throws up#giving him 4000 birthday kisses#mikus like damn am i the only normal one here#dipper didn't come because him and toki piss eachother off sorry
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#undescribed#i don’t even know where I would begin I’m sorry#undertale#in stars and time#human i remember youre genocides#in stars and time the king#isat the king#utdr#isat#my posts#I. have no excuse for this.#this is so stupid. I don’t even have the excuse of being high when it comes to how funny I find this#I made this dead sober and laughing my ass off. everytime I look at it i have to bite back laughter#siffrin isat#I guess HDJAHF
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i will honestly never understand the urge to reclaim the r slur like . it’s got the fucking ooze on it why would you want to even touch that
#.txt#discourse#i get why slurs get reclaimed i get it i do#but genuinely i cannot see a way to make the r slur in particular into a positive thing#the way that its used it literally just means ‘stupid/dumb’#with like fag or whatever that at least is referring to your actual identity so it’s something you could identify as#but the r slur is like. idk how to word this. it’s attacking how someone behaves or comes off to other people#more than what they actually are#if all that makes sense#if you want to identify with a word that means slow and dimwitted more power to you#it’s your life do as you please#but why would you want that word in particular?#i just don’t Understand#[and as usual i am not good at wording things well so sorry if this reads weird augh]
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As a survivor of abuse I relate to Machete so much. I've always felt unclean for no reason except being told I was unclean, and it made me feel worthless or revolting by default. Like, no matter what I did I would be filthy and unpleasant to be around.
Seeing that he can be loved, makes me feel like maybe I could be loved too.
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#abuse is one of those things that can strongly warp your perception of yourself and the world around you#if you're told you're a bad person often enough (especially by someone you should be able to trust and rely on)#you start to believe it yourself#even in the absence of any proof of that being the case#sometimes you're able to view the situation objectively and come to a rational conclusion that you're not#uniquely awful/ugly/stupid/sinful/worthless#you're just a normal person and you have been brainwashed to resent yourself for your imaginary flaws#it's still really difficult to free yourself from that way of thinking once it has taken root#it's not impossible but it is a test of perseverance#in the beginning it just feels like you're lying to yourself when you make the conscious effort to fix the damage#and think of yourself more kindly#sorry that got off track#answered#anonymous
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why are we all acting like it's a foregone conclusion that march 1st will be a season one remake. like to me that just doesn't make sense, the whole charm of season one is that it feels like it was made by young children in the early 2010s, and I don't think it'd be possible to genuinely capture it again now that theyre adults and it's a different time. don't get me wrong it's not like I entirely trust ae to never make a bad choice again, but this feels like when everyone was saying there'd only be two acts of the movie like. it just feels like such an obviously bad move that wouldn't work, and I think they're smart enough to Not do that
#ii#inanimate insanity#sorry if this comes off as bitchy I don'tnthink you're stupid if you think it is a s1 remake#I'm just. it doesn't make sense to me#like who would think that's a good use of their time#they love to mislead us and mess with us and I'm sure that's what they're doing now
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I start school up in TWO DAYS ,, but anyways; hit this request when you can or when you want, anyway.
We need more Alex Rider in School, he’s always in school which end up in bad situations in the series.
I NEED HIM WHIPPING UP THE MOST JUICY PAINTING OF ONE OF HIS MISSIONS, ASAP !!!!
I hope this is what you meant dawg, I've got Alex painting that scene from Point Blanc where Greif was telling him he is going to be dissected. I also hope school's been alright for you so far.
#alex rider#alex rider fanart#ive come back from the art graveyard#almost got bumped off by a gang at work the other day so there was almost no hope for a minute#okay not that serious but the police were called lol#anyway its not good practice to paint against the light in a dim room but alex is stupid ig#if this isnt what you meant i'll try again#for some reason i had a hard time interpreting what you wanted#sorry
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You know what, fuck it, I have to speak my truth! (this is gonna be a rant, so anyone who actually likes assassin's creed revelations and/or the secret crusade, be warned or maybe don't read this at all)
remember how altaïr talks to king richard at the end of ac1, and richard is like "[humans] come into the world kicking and screaming, violent and unstable. it is what we are. we cannot help ourselves."? and how altaïr answers "no. we are what we choose to be." and how that ACTUALLY has meaning bc he himself was "violent and unstable" at the beginning of the game but he has learned and is now CHOOSING to be a better person who cares about others and humanity at large? remember how his calmness and gentleness was something that he ACQUIRED over the course of the story?
and remember how in revelations they then suddenly had a PRE-AC1 altaïr say about the first of his targets "no man should pass from this world without knowing some kindness." and be all wise and calm and collected during a nice little chat with al mualim, who suddenly acts all fatherly? (like, this is suddenly supposed to be a positive relationship? what??)
also, during the confession the target says to altair: "you put too much faith in the hearts of men, altaïr. [...] humans are weak, base, and petty." and altaïr answers: "no. our creed is evidence to the contrary." KJASJFJDKL???? like, it’s almost insulting how close this exchange is to the one with richard. you know, the one that was actually earned after a whole game of character development. like WTF??? cool congrats now that development means nothing. like, apparently that was just altaïr reverting BACK to being the exemplary assassin who understands and believes in the creed that he was apparently just born as. (i also hate how having a young inexperienced altaïr saying this implies that altaïr's faith in humanity is a sign of naivete instead of a sign of the wisdom he has gained after being confronted with counter arguments for a whole game, and also something that distinguishes the assassins from the templars who use humanity's supposed wickedness to justify controlling them like in AC1, but whatever)
altaïr’s development in AC1 mattered BECAUSE he is not NATURALLY a good person, it actually said something about humanity's capacity for both bad AND good and how humans don't have to be forced to be good through mind control bc they can by their own free will choose to be better when taught how and when allowed the freedom to grow. but no. apparently altaïr has just always been calm, wise and gentle. and he just sort of forgot about that during AC1 bc…. ? bc of adha?? bc of abbas???
oh don’t get me started on the whole abbas thing. (it doesnt even make sense that abbas is so hung up about his father and "his family’s honor", like what about the whole point of al mualim not allowing parents to be close to their children bc it would make them weak? like, my dude, you’re not supposed to HAVE any family aside from the brotherhood)
they used the throwaway character that had like 5 lines and made him into altaïr’s main antagonist in revelations… like, abbas wasn’t supposed to be this ONE dude who had personal beef with altaïr, he was just supposed to show how while altaïr’s revered by many, a lot of his brothers also hate him, bc 1) altaïr is a shitty person at this point and 2) bc there’s no real feeling of community and family in this version of the brotherhood, but just a pervasive sense of competition and jealousy — these assassins don’t care about their goal of safeguarding humanity bc they’re too hung up on petty squabbles and divided by rivalries (you know, the things that made malik hate altaïr even before solomon’s temple and that he overcomes in the end which enables him to forgive and to reconcile with altaïr so they can work together and stop al mualim? (you ever just think about "we are one. as we share the glory of our victories, so too should we share the pain of our defeat. in this way we grow closer. we grow stronger." and cry? bc i do. all the time. malik, the man that you are))
and now abbas is altaïr’s childhood best friend turned lifelong enemy?? like, bowden bent over backwards to come up with an explanation for why altaïr is an arrogant ass at the beginning of AC1, when the explanation is right there: he was raised to kill without asking questions and was constantly praised for how good he is at murder, which resulted in him becoming arrogant and disregarding human life. like, it doesn’t have to be some shakespearean family feud type shit. and guess what, this "simple" explanation actually plays into the story’s themes, who’da thunk!
(like, abbas might not have been a "fleshed out" character in AC1, but he had a specific function and now that function is gone. mr bowden, mr mcdevitt, you know characters are allowed to simply exist to tell us something about their worlds and the systems they live in and sometimes that’s more important and also more interesting than having every single character have a detailed backstory to explain all their behaviors, right?)
with all of this revelations loses all nuance in regards to the levantine brotherhood and also the creed in general. like, altaïr being a master assassin at the beginning despite being a terrible person and not actually understanding the creed is a criticism of the brotherhood and the creed itself. like, it said something about the order that someone like altaïr was able to get that high in rank, simply bc he's good at killing, which also tells us what is considered important in the al mualim era assassin order. when you make altaïr’s arrogance the result of his personal conflicts instead of how we was raised by a brotherhood that only valued one's ability to kill, you lose that characterization of the assassin order itself!
and by suddenly making al mualim a semi good "father figure" you also downplay his manipulation of not only altaïr but all those under his care. (altaïr says something about al mualim being "as a father" to him exactly twice in the codex, but he doesn’t mean by that that he WAS a father to him, what he means is that he was the CLOSEST THING he had bc HE DID NOT HAVE PARENTS, not because his mother died in childbirth and his father was executed when he was young btw, BUT BECAUSE IT WASN’T ALLOWED, like his parents actually lived but weren’t allowed to be close to him, he says he came to view al mualim’s "weak and dishonest" love as enough and even better BECAUSE HE HAD NOTHING ELSE, BECAUSE AL MUALIM ISOLATED HIS ASSASSINS FROM THEIR FAMILIES. al mualim "loved" him bc he was good at killing people for him! hm, i wonder if this could be trying to say anything about cults and indoctrination and the inherent contradiction in fighting for peace and free will by taking children away from their parents and raising them to become killers?? like, altaïr wasn't ~the special orphan boy~ taken in by al mualim bc his father died a hero's death, it was "the way of the order" to have al mualim be the closest thing to a parental figure for everyone to ensure absolute loyalty! altaïr saying al mualim was like his father is not supposed to make you go "oh, he must have actually been a good guy for altaïr to consider him a father", it should make you go "oh that's kinda fucked up that he considers the dude who made him into a killing machine and who manipulated him a sort of father figure"!)
and then in revelations they suddenly portray that relationship as positive and healthy??? like, it would be one thing to give it some nuance by delving into the psychology behind al mualim’s "love" and maybe showing how al mualim did care about altair in a complicated, fraught sort of way (like, you know, there’s a lot of interesting things you could say about al mualim at several points addressing altaïr as "my child" in AC1 and how that parallels Garnier referring to the people he drugged and abused as his "children", and what that says about how the templars view the people who they say they want to save and in whose best interests they supposedly act (in any case, al mualim doesn’t use that phrase because he has any real parental feelings but rather to patronize and to invalidate any objections, like in a "mother knows best" way))
but they even fucking DARE to parallel that relationship with that of altaïr and darim in revelations, by having the reflection in the puddle of darim hugging altaïr showing altaïr hugging al mualim…. like their relationship wasn’t inherently abusive but just tragically cut short because al mualim was just "corrupted by the apple"… like WHAT???? so it’s not the very real problems like grooming, manipulation and indoctrination and the hierarchical structure of the brotherhood itself (all of which are antithetical to the assassin ideology), it was just the evil apple all along. great. that’s DEFINITELY a lot more interesting.
god im sorry i really dont want to spread negativity but this is driving me INSANE. like, somebody please tell me im not crazy bc i feel like somehow most of the fandom is in agreement that revelations and the secret crusade have better storytelling and characterization than ac1.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, can we talk about how, even IF we completely ignore AC1 and treat revelations altaïr as his own character…. the narrative still doesn’t really work?
basically, the whole point of his story in rev is that "he gave his whole life to the brotherhood", this obsession led to him not using his time with his family which has him ending up dying alone in a dark library and this in turn makes ezio reevaluate his life choices…. except. he doesn’t? neglect? his family? or whatever? like, his devotion to the assassins is sort of painted as this tragic flaw that leads to a lonely death bc it supposedly comes at the cost of his family, but… his wife has joined the assassins, (at least) one of his sons is in the brotherhood and even when he goes to protect the assassins against the mongols, he takes his family with him (except for the son who stays behind bc he has a family of his own and who, ironically, ends up dying bc of that)… like, you can’t describe altaïr as a good husband and father in the database and have his son tell him that "everything that is good in me began with you, father" when they say goodbye, and then want to make us believe that he put his family behind the brotherhood and that that is a character flaw that leads to his tragedy.
because you HAVE to have a character’s tragedy be the result of a character flaw. like. that is how tragedies work. otherwise it just becomes tragedy for the sake of tragedy which is… boring bc it has no purpose. and we know it is SUPPOSED to have purpose bc ezIO FUCKING QUITS BEING AN ASSASSIN AFTER WITNESSING IT!
it’s like they want to have their cake and eat it, too — they didn’t want to actually make altaïr a bad husband/father, but still wanted to make his life a tragedy where he loses his family which is why instead they outsource all responsibility to abbas who now has to be the reason for ALL the deaths.
like, they try to make at least maria’s death kind of sort of the result of altaïr’s rashness or whatever but like… these guys KILLED THEIR SON and TOLD HIM THAT ALTAÏR HAD ORDERED HIS DEATH. like, altaïr losing it in response to that is not rash, it’s fucking logical and justified! if anything the scene made me angry at maria for trying to stop him. like, GIRL, he was YOUR son too??? but god forbid we give female characters actual real emotions, she has to fill the role of "voice of reason who dies for altaïr’s man pain" i fucking guess.
like, it’s this weird mix where his tragedy is simultaneously painted as his own fault but also not really bc abbas is the one responsible for all the shit that happens. it just… it just doesn’t really go together.
the only way to make his story make sense narratively and to give it actual purpose is by looking at it in the context of ezio’s story, bc the things he sees in altaïr’s memories are supposed to be a revelation (ha!) to ezio specifically. and i guess that’s maybe the crux of it all — altaïr’s story in revelations was conceived of first and foremost to support ezio’s story and development. which is probably also why many people maybe don’t notice bc, having skipped ac1 and started with ac2, the majority of people mostly care only about ezio and only really appreciate altaïr’s story in as far as it serves to push ezio forward. (tho i’ve also seen a few people say that ezio is also written kind of weird in rev, but i’ve never really been an ezio girly myself so i can’t speak to the truth of that)
like, altaïr dying alone in the library doesn’t really have to make sense for his character, i guess, bc it’s only really supposed to be a cautionary tale for ezio.
so, i guess, for once, they actually had a MAN dying for another man’s character development, which is pretty woke actually. ubisoft, i take everything back jksdsfjhgdsahfhsdhfghfdsgjhsdgjh
#assassins creed#ac1#altair ibn la'ahad#malik al-sayf#ezio auditore#asscreed#rant#long post#this is killing me#i even started rereading the secret crusade bc i thought maybe i remember it being worse than it is#but honestly its the opposite#even just the fact that in the secret crusade altair always says some last sentence after his targets' confessions#has me so irrationally angry aksjdfh#like over sibrands body he says something like 'may death be merciful' or something#like? did they want that to be like requiescat in pace or something???#like aside from the fact that altair WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THESE THINGS#it also just destroys the tension built up by the target's last words#like... i do think it was very much on purpose that the target always had the last word in the confessions#sigh whatever its just a stupid video game from over 15 years ago who cares#(me. i care. unfortunately. i wish i didn't. send help please.)#also the fact that bowden just completely fucked up arabic naming conventions with the whole “umar/darim ibn la'ahad” thing#(which is kind of an achievement considering that wasn't too great in ac1 to begin with)#tho bc of that they kind of inadvertantly ended up implying that roshan is altairs ancestor which i actually kind of like lol#anyways sorry for this giant wall of text#this is probably (definitely) the longest post i've ever made lmsadjf#but i do think i've gotten most of it off my chest.... maybe#maybe ill add stuff if i come across something else that makes me angry lol#sorry i know i promised an essay and instead delivered a rant#i just dont think i have the capacity to actually structure my thoughts any better kajdsf
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*post claims "this artist fetishizes trans people"*
*looks the artist up*
*the artist is trans*

#ik im not using the meme right#I'm bad at coming up with what template to use lol#but yeah like#this happens a lot#you can edit and switch the pronouns if you want idc#trans#transgender#trans artists#sorry im just mad lol#not happening to me but happening to artists i follow online#idk the lore or whatever i just think its stupid people keep saying that on twitter#... I should stay off of Twitter idk why i got back on Twitter last night
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you know how much easier my life would be if people just told you exactly what they wanted from a friendship out of the gate. you know how easy it would be if direct communication wasn't painted as a social failing.
#spacie spoinks#ohhh my god.#I wish people were just like ''do this dickhead'' and then I would know what is required of me#I'm flying by the seat of my pants here#the autistic experience of wanting a script to follow for relationships 😭#no I just hafta assume that this is what I'm supposed ta do and if it isn't ppl just assume things about me#JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT#SHAKES YHE SCREEN TELL ME WHAT YOU WAAAANYLT#life would be dream if friendship contracts existed#and I wiiish I could ask peepol what they wanted without it seeming like I'm hitting on them!!#I just care about you stupid!!! I don't wanna suck your lips off!!!#what a dreadful visual#sorry about that#Anyway I'm good at following rules and routine please tell me your social rules I'm begging#none of this comes easy to me bro istg I'm so bad socializing mostly beecuz people aren't honest about what they want
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I had understood that it was Odysseus's plan to ambush the suitors in the armory: their first instinct would be to go there to arm themselves, so leaving it open is bait, but Telemachus got there first.
However, I've seen some people speculate that Odysseus had closed up the armory and Telemachus opened it to arm himself, forgetting to close it behind him.
I don’t know which interpretation is correct but this one doesn't make as much sense to me simply because of Athena. We know that Athena is helping Telemachus fight, so I think she would tell him "hey, lock the door" if he did forget to do so in his hurry. I also don't think he would need to go to the armory to arm himself. Once again, he is Athena's Warrior of the Mind. "Always be ready for battle so you're never caught off guard" must be like, Warrior 101. I don't think he would walk into a palace full of known hostile entities unarmed. Because that would be stupid. Why was he going to the armory then? Well, "check which weapons are missing to get an idea of what you will be fighting against" seems like an obvious thing to do
#i hope this didn't come off as rude i'm not trying to be!!#i've just read a lot of fics where people are portraying telemachus as completely helpless in a fight and it's pissing me off#ffs the first thing we hear him do in this song is kill a man#normal people have a bit a trouble getting jumped by 20 dudes at once#odysseus is an outlier and should not be counted!!#he came out decked in armour spear in hand athena on his shoulder#he's not helpless nor stupid!!#i know it's not that serious but IT’S SERIOUS TO ME#he's a warrior of the mind too!#sorry rant over#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#epic telemachus#epic spoilers#epic theory#epic headcanon
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I need to draw some type of Inhun kiss right now or I'm gonna explode
#oh my god fully off topic but sentences like these make my ocd go crazy#like genuinely no i am not going to explode i hate this stupid mental disorder#it's in my head like 'but what if you do? hmmm??' like what is your deal??? why do you hate me??#sorry but like seriously i don't talk about this to anyone but there's certain things i want to say that i Avoid saying because what if it#comes true#and it's so dumb#sorry i'm annoyed now#i really do need to draw that kiss now#lea's random thoughts#sorry if you read this but i feel like i need to post this now#anyways#inhun!!!!<333#i adore them so much that i need to say phrases that my ocd doesn't like#inhun#ocd#squid game#idk what is up with my tag rants today i just can't stop
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nothing like taking your car in to get brakes replaced only for the cost to double bc the mechanic found something else the dealership didn't "find" that genuinely needs to be fixed
#stupid rant is stupid#ugh lmao#went in for all four brake rotors and pads#coming out with that and two new front suspension ball sockets bc they were quite literally on the verge of blowing up and one already rupt#lmao#im sorry credit card here is another 2k thats gonna take years to pay off
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this has probably been pointed out So Many times before but in eternal diva you can see some of the feathers come off descole's feather boa :)
which .i just think it's a really nice attention to detail ok

i don't know how i only just saw this after watching this movie (checks notes) 187 times
#this .is it even worth making a post about .it means Nothing#am i stupid .of Course the feathers would come off#<- sorry i'm my own biggest hater .its fine#i just think its a nice detail .its cute to me#ignore the screenshot being bad i Tried to get a better one i promise#professor layton#jean descole#wil talks
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alright, all hands on deck. avid, vintage, and milkman were teasing that there is something New and Visible in all the recent skyblock kingdoms streams that the fandom hasnt noticed, despite it being something we should be able to notice. leon has also been posting ominous things in the discord hinting at something big incoming.
to be blunt i am very burnt out right now. i havent been able to do any of my usual shenanigans (there is so much in the discord i havent covered auughhhh) and i am very aware i am missing things rn and just dont have the energy to do anything abt it. i entrust this mystery to you guys.
#leo.txt#skyblock kingdoms#sbk#im also having a bit of a ''well i guess i wont do it >:('' reflexive stubbornness#bc it is very easy for fandom-teasing to come off as ''wow i cant believe youre so stupid'' to me tone-wise#which is a pretty big reason why i dropped out of keeping up with legundo's arg.#but i also know the grumpiness is bc of the whole ''being burnt out'' thing.#but uh i dont want these tags to turn into an Actual Venting Moment . sorry yall
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I'm getting there... I promise....... I'm getting there.....

#I think I can finish this fic over the weekend once I'm off from work#maybe. possibly#I can't make any promises lol#uugggghhh I always write too much uuuuuuugggff#this fic should have ended four thousand words ago but now it's here uuuuuuuu#curse me. curse my tendencies to add more than necessary#this fic is so self indulgent and stupid im so sorry (grabs my head and shakes it like a magic 8 ball to make words come out)
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