#sorry if im

[serpulalacrymans]

Got a few more hours in.

[stellawolfearts]

TIS I THE WOFFLE!!

I just thought if this and couldn’t help but laugh! This is if Dove Satera’s universe and Tangled Star AU mixed together:

Negative Powers: *trying to attack Dove*

Mac, SWK, and Nezha: *fighting to protect Dove*

Dove who is with Tang and Xiaohua: *sarcastic* “You know this is really scary…”

Negative Powers: *in the background* “And that little celestial monkey cub will be the first victim of Satera-“

Dove: “…..” *dangerous aura activated*

Tang: *covers Xiaohua’s eyes*

Mac: *is about to go Kaiju but stops when a crater of a size paw steps in his view*

Dove: *in Satera form* “OOGLY BOOGLY BISH!” *punches Negative Powers into the outskirts of the universe*

SWK, Mac, Nezha, and Tang: *shooketh*

Dove: *growls at where NP was at* “Come after me all you want, but not one shade…and I mean not a single shade, goes after Xiaohua on my watch.” *shrinks down to normal size to cuddle Xiaohua* “Isn’t that right, little star?” *makes baby noises at baby Xiaohua*

Nezha: “I like her…”

dove and Nezha are the Xiaohua protection duo.

yeah this made me laugh lol. its so cute and awesome!

[the-elder-polls]

appalachia is devastated. towns i loved, towns i visited all the time, are gone. not damaged, GONE. they are leveled to the ground. there is nothing left but rubble and ruin. people are dead. appalachia is poor to begin with and relies on tourism for a lot of its income, and multiple of those tourist locations are just...gone.

my town is okay, but it's flooded and wrecked. trees are blocking all but one way out of our neighborhood. power lines are hanging limp in the roads. we've been without power for over 24 hours and will continue to be without power for likely another 24+. disabled people and poor people are GOING to die from this. gods save appalachia.

[burins]

"he would not fucking say that" but it's "they would not be having carefully negotiated bdsm manual sex"

[alocalfrog]

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

[lettuccine]

i cant stop thinking about a post by @possamble so i made this

inspired by this

based on a fanart by BugsGay on twitter

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[baobei-bu]

Clan head!Gojo

[wowwforever]

They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

[intercrusher]

this is their foreplay

[james-p-sullivan]

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

[linddzz]

Actual image of me fighting for my fucking life on discord

[everwalldigan]

Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?

Jason: *takes off his helmet*

Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?

Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*

Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[ofswordsandpens]

idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/