#sorry for the yaps but this was such a funny find

[ventismacchiato]

Do you think when scarayn get tgt scara wuld absolutely be so down bad for yn like ik when it's yn who's down bad its funny but SCARA. im thinking he's def the lowkey obsessed type (LIKE OK BRO ARGUING WITH THEM FOR YEARS sure sure sure)

and it kinda ramps up once he knows they're officially tgt like constantly trying to find excuses to touch yn post i2, subtly doing those bf things (sidewalk rule, blocking away sharp surfaces unconsciously, and since he knows about they're scared of heights/planes in general he ALWAYS lets them cling to him)

I'M SO OBSESSED I CULD YAP ABOUT THEM ALL DAY scara is acc so sweet when you think of it fr i don't need a man like him I need HIM.

ESPECIALLY if it's (sorry for the horny thought) post virginity taking and they like properly establish their feelings i imagine heizou jus becomes yn's secret wingman bestie who likes riling scara up by cozying up with yn (all in good fun ofc) with scara going 😐(😒) and immediately tries to grab yn away from heizou not in a possessive way but in a sulky and sullen way ykwim?? and delusion just giggles because this is what love has reduced scara too

ps i was the anon that feasted on the levi community post and the chapter, and i was wondering if i can be 🌅 anon if it's not taken yet?

I HAVE THAT SAME HC FOR SCARA TOO he def gives off doesn’t like pda but is rlly obsessive and clingy in private, specially wanderer like omg it just confirms it, the song cold cold man by saint motel reminds me sm of him

pls yap about them all day to me!!

that’s so cute 😕😕 he def would be sulky and then not tell anyone why

omg!! yes 🤗

[t2ukky]

Thank you I'm dead.

Why did I just find out NOW Piccolo has a "character song" where he just gets gradually insane by the end

Here's the "lyrics".

[arrowfleur]

Maybe I’m just not a morning person but if the comfy man I was laid on woke me up and said ‘good morning’ and I said ‘it’s morning?’ And he replied with ‘yeah it’s almost eight 🤠’ I would be back to dozing in the next 0.2 seconds.

You’re gonna tell me I can lay my head down ‘as long as I want’ and then tell me ‘cuddles can wait’ not two minutes later? What do you take me for? Does your word mean nothing?!!!? And THEN you’re gonna shame me for not wanting to eat a take away breakfast at EIGHT AM⁉️

This is the first good night sleep I’ve had in months GET YOUR JUICY ASS BACK ON THAT DAMN COUCH 👉 🛋️

[kacievvbbbb]

Idk why I find the fact Mihawk writes Y/N Reader inserts so funny but so true and I have reader inserts blocked on here like I hate them but oh my god so in character for him.

And he does not give a shit. Absolutely go king and getting fantasy dicked down by all the hot guys in one piece world I support! Also him being a sengoku shipper iconic. I was say maybe he thinks about Kuzan but I think he’s out off by his general laziness and apathy and not in a fun apathetic way like Barsolino in a depression way. ( he’s looking in a mirror and does not like it.) but if he learns Dragon used to be a marine and friends with Akainu he’s making the most toxic relationship of them friends to enemies to nemesis type shit.

He’ll write a new book and it will be a sensation and no matter the fact he changed the names everyone with a brain cell will be able to figure out who it’s about.

Sorry this took so long to reply! but

YES YES YES!!! I don't really like self insert stuff either but it's so in-character for him I'm so obsessed.

And yeah it really is just the adventures of reader as they travel across the grand line getting dicked down is definitely one of his most beloved and acclaimed series. Shanks goes hot and cold on that series a lot because while the idea of watching mihawk getting dicked down by another man is very hot Shanks is also a jealous man and he is very jealous of these "fictional" men. He tries to find out if mihawk has ever fucked any of them in real life and maybe 👀.

Also yeah I just threw in the marine thing because I thought it was funny but I'm glad it stuck out! 😂. I don't think he self ships with any of the marines (maybe in his GILF era sengoku or fujitoro) I think because none of the really strong marines appeal to him but he would fuck smoker if he was stronger. and just because I remembered dude and I think it would be so funny imagine if his only self x marine ship is with Ryokugyu (the tree admiral) I think he'd hate him in life but he's not blind. I think this realllllly pisses shanks off because he does not like him and honestly its a bit of a snake eating his own tail because a lot of the reason he doesn't like him is because of Mihawk's fanfiction of him.

I think Mihawk's natural reaction (mostly because it's mine) is to ship Sengoku with Garp but he hates Garp and even the thought of picturing him in that way is enough to make him want to pour his ears to bleach his brain. I think it be funny if during one of his lackadaisical checking out marine headquarters rooms (because realistically who is going to stop him) he stumbles upon and old picture of Garp Sengoku and Tsuru when they were young and he is very intrigued by thetwo hot young men then he notices that one of them is Garp and he almost throws up, the thought wont leave him alone tho.

Also yes i don't think Mihawk actually knows dragon but he has definitely heard of him and being Garps son is enough cause for pettitness in his eyes. Dragon's identity is a little harder to parse out I the books but Akainu's is so fucking obvious. And it is a loved and well-cherished series. Anytime that Mihawk attends a warlord meeting or just genuinely has an unpleasant interaction with akainu (which is every interaction) he puts pen to paper. It'd be funny if this was the most "tame" series though more focused on the fictional romace which confuses dragon and pisses akainu off even more because what? do they think he can't take it? and mihawk is very pleased with himself. he drops a new edition right before he goes to any warlord meeting so he can watch akainu seethe in real time as the new talk of the town takes root (this series specifically is very popular in marine towns)

as for the real life identities. I think he definitely makes it a bit hard not to protect anyone. Still, because he thinks it's fun to make people guess and adds to the mystery so there is definitely a fan club (which Shanks leads) dedicated to putting the clues together on just who all the different men are (shanks needs this for....research purposes 👀) some of them are obvious if you're in the know like the Benn ones or Crocodile while others are just plain obvious because the Red Haired Emperor is definitely shanks like if you know shanks you know its him there is only two people with hair that red. It's not kidd( it does give both kidd and shanks a bit of a reputation of some islands because his book counterpart is infinitely more dashing and "masculine" that shanks' bum and kid's manica energies) and I think he makes the Akianu ones very obvious to anybody that literally even if you've just ever heard of him you know its him just to fuck with him.

[re-colligere]

HI GENE the disgust and emby art you just posted. it just made me remember how in the beginning of the second movie before the new emotions showed up, all the memories that had to do with "embarrassing" stuff were driven by disgust (i'm specifically thinking of like. one memory joy mentions where riley accidentally waved at someone she thought was waving at her LOL. and another where she walks into a glass door.)!! LIKEEE i see it. just know i see it.....

YYYES YESYES EXACTLY !!! iirc disgust was also the one that pointed out that riley's classmates started talking about her when she cried in the first movie as well...so yeas absolutely!! they do have a lot of overlap in the social awareness area it's so fun to think aboute....... and they manage to cover like, different aspects of it especially through their personalities AUGHH they're so silly. I would love to explore more of their dynamic like that. Thnak you for seeing my vision

[the-delancey-brothers]

Sometimes I will remember that I have one of the funniest yet mortifying stories about barcodes and i wanted to share it with this dreaded app

it you know where this is going then you get it 💀

Around late 2022 I went to the atore to get stuff for cooking at home (basic stuff like milk and chicken) and i went to the self checkout because i absolutely despise having to make small talk.

Im minding my own business and i scan our bread, then the chicken. but the chicken (it wasn’t a whole chicken, idk how to describe it) wasnt scanning so i was trying to get it from all angles. I go to put it down so i can try again after. and as i bring my hand up i hear a beep so im like “oh thats weird what got scanned?”

my fucking wrist was on the scanner. it had scanned me as bread. MY SCARS. WERE BREAD.

and the lady working there (who still does and shes so sweet) saw me panicking and helped me with the rest of my stuff because shes literallt the best mwah i love her

anyways how are you guys today??

[arson-09]

when you and the homies catch a hater on tumblr defying their own logic and gotta laugh about it in the gc

[wherenymphsroam]

talking to people after someone dies is crazy bc they’re like ‘wowww you’re just handling this so well!! you’re so stronggg!!’ and it’s just oh em gee thanksss !!!! I’m in shock and have dissociated for a week😚😜😋🤩🥳

[popppyfur]

Do you.. mayhaps... have any Smoppy headcanons?

asfhdjkaj lemme rattle my brain to think of some for u anon <3

* smidge became really interested in helping around a lot bc of poppy's influence. likes it the most when poppy relies on her for stuff bc she admires how much the princess does to help around the village

* not that poppy would ever rank them butttt I do think she's closest w smidge in the snack pack. she confides in her the most regarding her feelings towards being the pop princess/queen... but mostly bc smidge just always likes to help her w her duties lol

* smidge kinda has a big fat crush on poppy but just mistakes this emotion as admiration lmaooooo. poppy is.......... poppy. she loves smidge :)

* I do think they are comfortable and content with their relationship in canon. they don't feel the need to progress it nor do they really even think about it. to them they're just someone the other can rely on, they mean a lot to each other, and that's enough for them

[sunshinetrinket]

i feel like commentary youtubers are so much harder for me to START watching now. like i get them recommended a lot because i dont watch youtube often and when i do its usually because the commentary youtubers i watch whom upload once a month or less have uploaded. but when i try scrolling and new people get recommended to me, i either see people with nice clean setups who i automatically feel like i cant relate to, or people with takes i just dont really agree with, or, worst of all, people with takes i do agree with that choose really annoying overused and complainy topics for the sake of making frequent videos

[dangoulains-devotion]

grips you by the shoulders

give FFXIII a chance

as much as I adore the game I will accept the gameplay isn't for everyone

but the story is so worth it

[verdantdaises]

Important question, do you write them as dogs or as people?

Good question!!! I deliberately leave it ambiguous bc I don’t really care what people picture in their heads like idc truly ahaha

Either way they have some fur and are dog men or are humans and have skin it doesn’t matter to me, I do mention skin a bit but people can interpret it however they want :))

[proxythe]

i think simultaneous junmina and yukaham could be soooo fun..

YESS!!!!!!!! i always have trouble imagining kotone and minato both alive in the same universe (for some reason my brain just cannot wrap around it) which is crazy bc i also default to the hc that theyre twins n i draw them together a lot but anyways. none of that will stop me from picturing junpei and yukari finally finding something to bond over and it just so happens to be those emo siblings… up late at the dining table, head in their hands, wondering how this happened to them. all while minato n kotone sleeping like babies upstairs

vividly can see yukari n junpei being each others wingman (& roasting the shit out of each other) 💆 vividly can see kotone being oblivious while minato has his suspicions but he doesnt say anything anyways bc he doesnt give af 💆

[fagkermit]

Wip

[lesbianraskolnikov]

Ok i need to find raskolnikov was a real woman that i knew. Google. Something

[aromanticannibal]

Weirdly i haven't seen ppl being mean abt Izuku this time around. My timeline everywhere is just

Bkdk from Jp artists. Izuku sensei. Bkdk from american artists. Izuku thirst trap. Kacchan thirst trap. Bnha movie/game. Izuku sensei. Izuku sensei. Izuku sensei. Porn of random character

The little i saw abt that collab are people being sad they can't get the burger combo or smth.

godbless