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YOUR WORLD IS SO HEARTBREAKING AND SO WONDERFUL CURSE YOU BLESS YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Oh look, it seems like there's a Republican-led movement to purge voter rolls in the lead-up to the election! It's almost as if your vote matters and they don't want you to vote! Anyway, I whipped up a quick map (based on this) that shows when the voter registration deadline is in each state. There are a few deadlines coming up in the next week or so.
If you live in a state that regularly purges voter rolls for infrequent voters (the orange ones in the first map), or if you moved recently, it's good to check if you're still registered to vote.
Vote.org makes it super easy to check your registration: https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/
Just put in your address and DOB and they'll tell you whether you're registered. (And they give you a quick link to register online if it turns out that you're not! Only the 9 states in white on my map don't have online registration, and for those they provide instructions on how to do it via mail or in person.) If you want an extra verification, find your state's election website and double-check there.
So yeah, give yourself peace of mind -- do a quick check. :)
#sorry that us election season plagues the non-usa folks on tumblr#took a break from binging more batfam fics to do this lol#i LOVE how easy vote.org makes things tho#lowkey was planning to do a gotv comic but the reg deadlines were coming up so#us election 2024#thank you past self from 2020 for already having a map in a psd file#i got my voter info booklet in the mail on friday and i'm so hype
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How I found out about trump getting shot
#donald trump#us politics#its like getting ur news from a destiel meme. but kinda worse. when you see the top of a destiel meme u expect to hear something insane.#not in the ao3 tags though.#truly a *teleports behind you* moment#imagine trump as an ao3 author like “sorry for the slow updates. i got shot :((! enjoy the food anyways#thanks ao3 author#archive of our own#trump#ao3#history#archiveofourown#fanfiction#joe biden#politics#funny
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An Interview with Dot.
#beebfreeb art tag#comic#ms paint#artists on tumblr#art#I slept for two hours and then couldn't fall back asleep so I made this. Thank you comic ideas in my phone notes for giving me things to do#my ocs#<- sorry I've been really into one-off robot OCs lately#an interview with dot#robot
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#meme#if you dont understand this you probably have really boring shitty sex#not sorry#oml one of my stupid vanilla friends is arguing with me about this#he says because top and dom usually coexist means theyre basicslly synonymous#no#hes dumb and if he didnt live in canada id punch him#thank god i never fucked this guy it would be so boring
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Mimi from Sorry We're Closed
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[Image description: a screenshot of a text message conversation. A. is the sender, B. the replier. Slight edits made for better accessibility.
A.: "Every time I talk to you I feel confused. I've never met anyone that speaks like you do."
B.: "stop lovebombing mw. *me."
A.: "What? It's not a compliment. You scare me."
/end of ID]
#😏#sorry i shamelessly stole this from twitter because elliott told me to#thanks twitter user majipres for this pic#if you leave tags on this post that arent funny i take you out back and shoot you (block you) btw. yes this is forever. no i wont undo it#ID courtesy of @lourek! thank you
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just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a "limited edition pet rock"
#eliot posts#i WISH i would've had a funny response to him i just chuckled and said no thank you#i should've said like ''sorry my landlord says no pets''
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pretty boy
#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#laios touden#art#digital art#my art#Hi kensuke👋#according to the speed paint this took 10 hours and like 3 of them were deciding how i wanted to color this#very loosely inspired by spirit phone. i couldn’t commit to the red tho. Sorry#btw thank you all SO SO SO SO MUCH for all the love on the other laios#you guys are so kind thank you i love you i love reading what everyone had to say about it
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Unification (2024)
#i'm so sorry i have to make a post#i sent my sister like 47 screencaps in a row#i'm!!! so!!!!#thank you universe i needed this so bad#william shatner#spirk is canon#spirk#short film#star trek#the premise#k/s#spock#star trek tos#leonard nimoy#unification
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🗣️ huh?? what do you mean I haven’t posted any Link signing propaganda yet??
#doodled a little comic bc I think the link/korok relationship is adorable#this is also pro-korok propaganda#anyways um#I used to hc that link signed in botw (for obvious reasons)#but after the calamity he gained more confidence in speaking#so now he only signs when he’s uncomfortable speaking around someone or just not in the mood to talk#sometimes he signs while speaking out of habit#thank you for coming to my ted talk#im sorry hes just so important to me IM SAD#I used to learn asl but now I forgot please forgive my mistakes OTL#the legend of zelda#legend of zelda#loz#loz art#Zelda#loz tears of the kingdom#tears of the kingdom#breath of the wild#totk#botw#totk link#korok#Nintendo#art#my art
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fun times at the theme park!
#I didnt even try to shade this lmfao i'm sorry#the only reason i made this is to draw marcille and her jumbo skyfish plushie can you tell#happy 2k to me#thank you guys SO much for the support these days#art cabinet#dungeon meshi#marcille donato#chilchuck tims#laios touden#izutsumi#senshi of izganda#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon
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Some rather unlucky investments have landed you in a tad of debt. However, you have know of a way to get out of it that requires very little work on your part.
The "Pussy Portal" company are always hiring after all.
All you have to do is have a portal directly connected to your pussy that any paying customer can use at any time. What could go wrong?
Just realized u didn't actually say it had to be monsterfucking specifically but I made it that anyway lmao.
At least you thought it was going to be very little work on your part.
But now you're not so sure as you sit on the train ride home trying to act like there isn't a monster cock reaching deep in your cunt.
You curse yourself for not reading the terms and conditions of the contract properly. You thought they were just being hyperbolic when they said "Prime Pussy Anywhere, Anytime!" Surely they would have down times right?
No. There are no down times unless you call in a sick day of which you only have few. You shoulda known that pay was too good to be true.
At least whoever's using your portal seems to only be cockwarming themselves for the time being, although that could change at any moment. Every jerk of the train makes you tense up as you try and act as nonchalant as possible. The cock sits so snug and warm inside you, it twitches every time you tense around it.
On the customer app your portal is advertised as specifically "Human pussy" so you like imagining the kinds of monsters who would pick that out specifically. You haven't figured out what monster this one might be, it's rather thick and hot with a very generous amount of precum.
When you get to your stop the train jerks more than you expected and you have to subtly cover your mouth and grab the railing to avoid making a sound. Your customer definitely felt you clench down in panic as their cock jumps in excitement.
They start grinding down slowly on the portal, their cock thrusting shallowly. You speed walk straight for the train station bathrooms and lock yourself inside a stall. Close call but you made it and just in time for their shallow thrusts to turn into full pumps into your slick pussy.
You lean your back on the wall of the stall as your cunt is now being thoroughly pounded by this stranger. You have to crouch to your knees as your orgasm builds up, rubbing your clit with one hand while the other covers your mouth.
Just as you're about to tip over the edge you feel something bigger at the base of the shaft bump against your pussy with each hard thrust. You gasp in realization but it's too late as the monster thrusts their knot past your entrance and you cum hard with a silent scream, spasming and shaking against the bathroom stall.
Their cum fills you to the brim, kept inside by their inflamed knot. They don't stop cumming for several minutes but when they do it takes you several more to compose yourself enough to step out of the bathroom on wobbly legs.
You make the slow and embarrassing walk home while the monster's knot sits snuggly inside your pussy, keeping all that warm cum inside you.
The knot inside you doesn't deflate fully until you're already home and making dinner. You have to grip the counter, shivering slightly as your customer pulls out and goes on with their day having been properly satisfied. The thought makes you feel a strange sense of pride. Just then your phone beeps with a notification from the Portal companies app.
The customer left a tip!
How nice! They also left a review on your page,
"10/10. Best stress relief. Would fuck again."
#thank you for this anon. very big brain. sorry it took so long for me to get too <3#monster x human#monster x reader#monster lover#monster fucker#monster boyfriend#specsanswers#monsterfucker#nsft fantasy
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Do you draw Nina the killer perchance..
Yes and I end up disliking the drawings every time without fail but I thugged it out to give u this
#nina the killer#crp#myart#creepypasta#jeff the killer#eyeless jack#jane the killer#listen… I’m having a huge art block for no reason I’m sorry so if my work looks off that’s why :(#my asks#thank you for the ask anon! drew her for you to take a break from a bigger project#slenderman#jtk#crp fanart#horror#I love Nina though dgmw!#I didn’t make the kawaii jeff btw no idea who did but thank you
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this one's inspired by @cringefailvox's time has changed the metaphor!
It was such a good read and I couldn't stop thinking about these three ever since.
#hazbin hotel fanart#fanart#hazbin rosie#hazbin vox#hazbin alastor#my art#sorry if the posing is kinda ooc i was struggling with putting them all on one piece of furniture#and nooo they couldn't sit properly#thank you so much for writing it#it was so amazing and just beautifully written
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inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is
#sorry this was funnier in my head#but after i read that post I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT#gen z batkids is the most Cursed thing i've read today and i love it#at first i had so many Thoughts about how my brain CANNOT reconcile tim as anything but a 90s kid but then i read that line about damian and#i feel like they'd mess with him sometimes by randomly quoting memes in unison#almost started to overthink how in This Particular Timeline jason might have missed out on this meme because he was Not Alive#but for the purposes of this silly joke i choose to believe dates are irrelevant#that is all thank you#clarisse doodles#batfam#damian wayne#dick grayson#jason todd
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