#sorin jones

[destinylordoffreaks]

Batch 2 of my pictures of iris

 first off, we have a picture of Iris in a casual outfit versus her superhero outfit. I never really designed any other versions of irises superhero outfit because the longer I drew my characters the more I found myself this drawing them being like a normal people with that being said, casual iris appears to be dancing and that’s because she is don’t think I’ve mentioned yet, but Iris is a ballerina. She loves dancing, and has been practicing ballet since she was little, becomes a reoccurring theme.

Then we have a portrait. I think this is the first time I drew iris with dark skin but it’s kind of hard to tell at what point her skin tone changed because I didn’t color in most of her sketches. I don’t know why but here it is the first picture I can find of her with darker skin 

 Then we once again have our my little pony designs. I don’t know why decide to draw the ponies wearing clothing I just did. I was kind a looks like a cross between sparkle works g3 and Babs g4

Although I am working on some new my little pony design for my characters, I don’t have one for Iris yet I do however have a bunch of G3, my little pony coloring pages that I used to flush out color designs for the ponies. Do you guys want to see her new color palette I can post to pictures. 

Do we have yet another attempt to draw Iris in a Disney art style this one is based directly off of a picture of Ariel. No ones surprised

Then we have a bunch of portraits I did of all of my female characters I had at that point Idon’t know what happened, but Iris came out looking kind of Native American. I had colored versions somewhere, but they came out so weird and wonky that I must’ve buried them in a folder somewhere cause I cannot find them, I remember not liking the way they turned out and I know I still have them. I just can’t find them. 

Then, finally, we have the body study for Iris, who also shared a page with kamili next to that we have a picture of some costume designs that also include the real world influences for their looks stories completely fictional so it doesn’t take place in the real world. Hence there are no actual, African-Americans, Hawaiians, etc.. These are just the influences that I drew on for their appearances 



[aflo]

ok, so i can say with complete confidence that the player on our side is playing Craig Jones' Zoo from Pro Tour Honolulu. Down to the 9th edition savannah lions and Dissension shocks. The active player is a little harder to pin down, but if I had to guess, I think they're playing Olivier Ruel's Hand to Hand. Y'know, the match-up from the legendary $16,000 Lightning Helix clip.

I'm not quite sure which card the active player puts down. It looks most like a Ghost Council of Orzhova, but they are a mana short to cast it. It's possible they windmill slammed and played a land after. It makes the most sense to be a Mortify, in the clip the player would be casting it targeting Kird Ape, but Dissension Mortify wasn't green back then. It could possibly be the more commonly reprinted art from Sorin vs Tibalt.

Now, it's entirely possible that the active player is playing something from another format, like a pioneer deck. I don't think it's likely, but if that mystery blue card at the top is a mana rock of some kind, they could be casting Kaya's Wrath. That would be the card most likely to elicit the Craig Jones' player's reaction.

[nightmaresart]

ѕριяιт'ѕ σƒƒι¢ιαℓ σ¢ ℓιѕт

ᴏᴠᴇʀᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ

Rachel Jenssen

Louis Maes

Aleksander Novak

Nico Cox

Bonnie Prins

Selene Flores

Calla Fern

Atlas Estevan

Irzin Kron

Valentijn Prins

North Lopez

Reverie Martinez

Eleneore Dembele

Aurelia Panagos

Nox Scarrow

Azul Santana Da Conceiça

Asahi Shimada

Hyun Chai

Chantin Thapa

Bolt "Oriana Corvus"

Arien Dellis

ᴛʜᴇ ᴜᴍʙʀᴇʟʟᴀ ᴀᴄᴀᴅᴇᴍʏ

Number eight: Uma Hargreeves

Number nine: Leon Hargreeves

Erusa Hargreeves: Number 8

Orpheus Hargreeves: Number 9

ɢᴏᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴡᴀʀ

Medora, daughter of Kratos & Faye

Neva, daughter of Skađi

Sòl, Goddess of the sun and healing

Màni, God of the moon

Ullr, God of Justice, Hunting and Dueling

Revè, God of dreams and nightmares

ᴅᴇᴛʀᴏɪᴛ: ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ

AK-300: Eric, deviant

ᴀᴠᴀᴛᴀʀ

Nuria Armani, firebender and twin

Malik Armani, Waterbender and twin

ᴘᴇʀᴄʏ ᴊᴀᴄᴋꜱᴏɴ

Brooke Atkinson, Daughter of Ares

Ryan Seacrest, Son of Hecate

Kai Williams, Son of Hermes

Keira Jones, Daughter of Hypnos

Bo Cadieux, Child of Aphrodite

Elysia Sinclair, Daughter of Khione

Sebastian Atkinson, Son of Ares

ᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ ᴋᴏᴍʙᴀᴛ

Salvatore Amore

May Addams

ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ʙᴏʏ ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇꜱ

Bee Collins

Matteo Dionne

ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀɴᴅᴍᴀɴ

Life of the Endless

ᴡᴇᴅɴᴇꜱᴅᴀʏ

Cosette LaChapelle, Faerie

Malakai Corbin, Vampire

Verena Duran, Siren

Cassiopeia Sallow, Naiad

Orion Ambrosia, Pyrokinesis

Macaria Ambrosia, Hyrdokinesis

ᴍᴀʀᴠᴇʟ

Neva Odindottir, Goddess of Winter

Sól, Goddess of the sun and healing

Màni, God of the moon

Revè, God of Dreams and Nightmares

Fannar Nevason

Isolde Nevadottir

Sorin, Prince of Aelemia

ᴛʜᴇ Qᴜᴀʀʀʏ

Jùlian "Jules" Rodriguez

Matteo Dionne

Bee Collins

[incorrect-mtg-theories]

ROUND 3 - 3

Look both sorin and garruk tied that one so I had to be clever

[sakurakitsume]

The jones kids

Violet, Indigo

Sorin, Elizabeth

Asra

[roy-kent]

gg noms

big YAY for: 

palm springs 

andy samberg

ted lasso

jason sudeikis 

anya taylor-joy 

josh o’connor 

daisy edgar-jones and normal people

three women nominated for best director (chloe zhao, regina king, emerald fennell)

daniel kaluuya

john boyega

big NAY for: 

anything ryan murphy (the prom, ratched) 

james corden’s nom for the prom🤢 

no noms for hannah waddingham and cristin milioti

emily in paris and lily collins (seek help hfpa)

no noms for i may destroy you (hfpa y’all crazy)

aaron sorin’s nom for best director 

noms for the movie music (nope. just nope)

why exactly hamilton is eligible. it’s doesn’t make any sense

[that-one-weeb-but-starwars]

If Star Wars Characters went to Disneyland| 501st style

Part one? Idk might make a part 2

-FIVES IS GOD DAMN EXITED THE WHOLE PLANE RIDE

-Rexs had twenty coffees and they barely left the airport

-Ashoka's asleep on everyones carry ons

-Dogma aint happy even being in the air port

-Tup records all the crackhead moments

-"Im runnin on four seconds of sleep man" "oh seriously" "yeah...Wanna oreo?" "....yeah sure."

-Anakin went before with Pademe, so he's wearing his disney ears already.

-Echo's reading outlander as they wait

-"When Im done with flight school I'll be flying everyone instead." "Redeye I dont trust you to make a sandwhich. None the less with a plane"

-Kix's wears his Red Cross Tee on the flight because its comfortable

-Jesse's also taken a nap with Ashoka on everyones luggage

-when they've finally got on the plane Rex's had four more coffees

-Anakin took charge so Rex could sleep and Rex happily did.

-the flight was the calm before the storm

-Dont even ask how they all got from the air port to the hotel-

-they stayed at the hotel across from the park and Fives has never been so excited

-Ashoka wants to keep sleeping and does so in the lobby as Anakin checked them all in.

-"Oooo Rex and Tano are in the same room" "Good I cant deal with you mfs for another mintue" "I-"

-Rex and Ashoka shared a room which ment peace and quiet for them.

-It was odd for them only two to a room, but luckily they all some how connected so chaos

-After everyones settled in, they basically all crashed aftwerwords

-Echo and Fives ended up sleeping on the same bed even though there was two of them.

-When moring Came Ashoka and Rex were the first ones up, they were gonna go eat downtown but knew they should wake everyone up.

-"Get up" "five more hours..." "sure- wait-"

-its a struggle but everyone gets up, Anakin out of everyone was the hardest to get up.

-they all go and eat at the buffet they have at the hotel, surprisingly everyone actually wakes up.

-Kix is the only one with a healthy breakfast of fruits and yogurt

-Dogma got out of his sour mood now that he has Cheerios

-So when they finally made there way over to the park

-Echo and Fives got matching ears, the day of the dead themed ones

-Rex said he wasnt getting Ears, but they convinced him to get ears, so the boys picked out the sparklest ears and Rex cant believe it, but he still ends up wearing them

-Kix got nemo themed ears

-Spend atleast an hour taking pictures just on main street, one consisting of Anakin laying across the group of clones and ashoka who held him in the air

-they dropped him by accident

-They take up the whole back of the disney railroad, you know the one that goes just around the park

-like five year olds there first ride is Dumbo and Peter Pan

-There's alot of laughing on the kiddy rides

-Splash Mountain- dont even start them on that- because they had to go in quiet a few logs, when the first one went over with Anakin, Ashoka, Rex, Tup, Dogma, and Echo everyone heard they screaming and now the clones are shakin in there boots

-churros for life

-When Rex and Anakin went on a ride together and then vanished the whole team was singing "there she goes"

-"BRO LOOK ITS DOGMA" "that's the abominable snowman Fives" "oh I know"

- expect a race between everyone on the autotopia ride, they place bets on each racer,

-Redeye loves Sorin over California, or the world. Idk things have changed, its also the reason why he has piolt themed disney ears and aviators.

-god imagine them in galaxies edge- I-

Fives: You were the satly one! I loved you!

Dogma: what?

Or

Rex: its over my friend! I have the high ground!

Ashoka: you underestimate my power!

Rex: Don't try it!

Ashoka: -eats the churro they were suppose to share-

Rex: -offended-

-Redeye crashin the millennium Flacon- and there goes his hopes and dreams

-Dogma hates the small world, so they got stuck on it

-Jungle cruise adventures

-the bugs on the indian jones ride spray;

Fives: BRO WTF

Echo: Aw hell naw

Tup: I dont run but I might just sprint out this ride

Rex: guys its water

Kix: well techinally its pressurized air

Ashoka: bugs?! Where! It'll be added to my collection

Anakin: I dont know them

-Mary Poppins asked them to dance? Kix is all over that with Hardcase

-pirates of the Caribbean ride, they love it, its so relaxing

-Dogma: i aint scared of nothin

Dead man tell no tale

Dogma: Im scared of one thing

Ko ho: Boo!

Dogma: you mf

-accidently runs into Obi-wans Battalion

Obi-wan: heres there mom and all our kids

-dinners at a fast food place outside the park and all sitting on the curb eating and talking about there day

-"LETS DO IT AGAIN!" "Fives we have three more days in the park." "OH HELL YEAH!"

[bacejelerenvorthos]

The Lore of Innistrad: Midnight Hunt - Previously On…

“The destructive feud between ancient planeswalkers Nahiri and Sorin began a hundred lifetimes ago. A bitter disagreement led to Sorin's ruthless decision to lock Nahiri in a magical prison, where she stayed for centuries. The feud came to a head two years ago when a freed Nahiri lured the Eldrazi titan Emrakul to Sorin's home plane of Innistrad to exact her vengeance.

Emrakul's presence unleashed a tide of madness, twisting the plane at every level. Villagers experienced delirious visions and strange body mutations. The angels, normally guardians of humanity, went mad and inflicted a horrific inquisition on the populace, led by the archangel Avacyn. Avacyn, once a stalwart symbol of hope and safety to the populace, was bitterly unmade by her creator, Sorin.

A group of heroic planeswalkers known as the Gatewatch came to Innistrad's aid. The necromancer Liliana summoned a massive army of zombies to help fight the wave of Eldrazi horrors, and the others joined forces to trap Emrakul in Innistrad's moon, which is made entirely of a magical substance known as Moonsilver.

The Travails

This horrific series of events is now referred to by the populace as ‘The Travails.’ The term carries with it a sense of well-mannered euphemism. No one wants to relive the horror of that time, so in polite conversation, ‘The Travails’ is the courteous thing to say.”

Art by Jaime Jones

[dailyskijumping]

Ski jumping teams for the FIS Nordic World Ski Championships (Oberstdorf 2021)

Austria:

Philipp Aschenwald

Manuel Fettner

Michael Hayböck

Jan Hörl

Daniel Huber

Stefan Kraft

Lisa Eder

Chiara Hölzl

Daniela Iraschko-Stolz

Marita Kramer

Eva Pinkelnig

Bulgaria:

Vladimir Zografski

Canada:

Mackenzie Boyd-Clowes

Matthew Soukup

Natasha Bodnarchuk

Natalie Eilers

Alexandria Loutitt

Nicole Maurer

Abigail Strate

Czech Republic:

Čestmír Kožíšek

Viktor Polášek

Filip Sakala

Vojtěch Štursa

Karolína Indráčková

Veronika Jenčová

Štěpánka Ptáčková

Klára Ulrichová

Estonia:

Artti Aigro

Kevin Maltsev

Finland:

Antti Aalto

Niko Kytösaho

Jarkko Määttä

Eetu Nousiainen

Arttu Pohjola

Susanna Forsström

Julia Kykkänen

Jenny Rautionaho

Julia Tervahartiala

France:

Julia Clair

Joséphine Pagnier

Germany:

Markus Eisenbichler

Severin Freund

Karl Geiger

Martin Hamann

Pius Paschke

Constantin Schmid

Katharina Althaus

Luisa Görlich

Anna Rupprecht

Juliane Seyfarth

Carina Vogt

Hungary:

Virág Vörös

Italy:

Giovanni Bresadola

Francesco Cecon

Alex Insam

Daniel Moroder

Jessica Malsiner

Lara Malsiner

Japan:

Junshirō Kobayashi

Ryōyū Kobayashi

Naoki Nakamura

Keiichi Satō

Yukiya Satō

Yūki Itō

Kaori Iwabuchi

Nozomi Maruyama

Yūka Setō

Sara Takanashi

Kazakhstan:

Sabirzhan Muminov

Sergey Tkachenko

Danil Vassilyev

Dayana Pekha

Norway:

Johann André Forfang

Halvor Egner Granerud

Anders Håre

Robert Johansson

Marius Lindvik

Daniel André Tande

Frida Berger

Thea Minyan Bjørseth

Maren Lundby

Silje Opseth

Anna Odine Str��m

Poland:

Dawid Kubacki

Klemens Murańka

Andrzej Stękała

Kamil Stoch

Jakub Wolny

Piotr Żyła

Kamila Karpiel

Nicole Konderla

Kinga Rajda

Joanna Szwab

Anna Twardosz

Romania:

Daniel Andrei Cacina

Andrei Feldorean

Nicolae Sorin Mitrofan

Mihnea Alexandru Spulber

Delia Anamaria Folea

Daniela Haralambie

Alessia Mîțu-Coșca

Andreea Diana Trâmbițaș

Russian Athletes:

Evgeniy Klimov

Ilya Mankov

Mikhail Nazarov

Mikhail Purtov

Denis Kornilov

Danil Sadreev

Irina Avvakumowa

Irma Makhinia

Kristina Prokopieva

Anna Shpyneva

Sofia Tikhonova

Slovenia:

Žiga Jelar

Anže Lanišek

Bor Pavlovčič

Cene Prevc

Domen Prevc

Peter Prevc

Urša Bogataj

Jerneja Brecl

Ema Klinec

Nika Križnar

Špela Rogelj

Sweden:

Astrid Norstedt

Frida Westman

Ukraine:

Vitaliy Kalinichenko

Anton Korchuk

Yevhen Marusiak

Andrii Vaskul

Tetiana Pylypchuk

USA:

Erik Belshaw

Decker Dean

Patrick Gasienica

Casey Larson

Andrew Urlaub

Annika Belshaw

Anna Hoffmann

Paige Jones

Logan Sankey

[ofviolentdeath]

Sorin was born in the late Summer of 1515 in Romania. His birth name was Sorin Dalca, but he seldom uses his original last name anymore. Mostly he uses very common last names. Currently, his ID says his name is Sorin Dal Jones. 

[destinylordoffreaks]

Here is batch 1 of my art of iris Hau’oli 

As mentioned in my re-blog of her doll, her original design comes from a unnecessarily edgy, alternate future just exactly the kind of things a 14 year old, who grew up on the 2003 ninja turtles and watch Transformers the movie on repeat has a kid would write you know 

So about the color choices I made with the original design they’re questionable right worst part is I remember making this design and thinking to myself, it’s a post apocalyptic future  clothing Options are going to be limited, and nothing is going to match and I took that concept to heart the second picture is also from that same unnecessarily, edgy future it’s actually part of a whole piece that I can only describe has being as some sort of movie poster, but I hated the rest of it so much that I cropped it out 

After that, we have the beach photo that was also pictured featured in Benjamins pictures because it’s a giant group photo. I think this is probably the first possibly the second design of her outside of the post apocalyptic feature. 

I’m gonna level with you I don’t know if the third or fourth picture came first one of them is her first design has a character in the normal timeline instead of the crazy  future. One big problem with both of them is that they were both were made using a drawing bases, and I had no idea how to appropriately draw characters to proportion, so Iris seems to tower over everyone else, despite the fact that Iris is the shortest member of the cast, thankfully I eventually figured that out

Next up, we have Chibi iris, I actually attempted to make chibi designs for all of my characters at that point, but I didn’t like the way most of them turned out. Iris I didn’t mind though, so here she is. 

Than we have a Disney princess like design, which had been inspired by a dress up game on a website called azaleas dolls if I remember correctly, it’s like heroin creator or something like I’ll have to see if I can find it. Unfortunately, this was back when l flash player was a thing, so it doesn’t work anymore unless you have a browser that can run flash might be on flashpoint though I haven’t looked, I run it through the browser that Azalea dolls recommended, which is called y8 browser or something that you downloaded your computer so I still played all the time. I actually have irises original design I made her on said doll creator, so if you guys want I can post that and maybe even an updated version but you guys will have to actually comment and tell me to do it

After that, we have a picture of featuring Iris‘s family her mom pua, her older brother kekoa, and her older sister Maylea  Iris is the baby  although he is it depicted in this picture I think because I hadn’t decided to stick him in the store yet I was also has a stepdad named Craig irises biological dad had been a Navy doctor, who retired from the Navy, and became a first responder who ultimately passed away when Iris was 11 and her mom remarried when she was 13 to Craig Craig is actually a really sweet guy. I was just dislikes him on the principle that he’s not her dad she does eventually come around though

And finally, we have a group photo of Iris and the rest of the Yuki’s friends. Remember that picture back in Benjamin stuff where him and his family are all dressed up nicely. Well this was supposed to be the other half of that picture, like it was supposed to be two parts but I hated it so much. I never colored it I just left it like this and moved on to something else  like I should apologize to Sorin, for whatever I did to his eyes, and to Pete, for not connecting his face to the rest of his body 

Now that I remembered that you can put blocks of text in between photos. I have to go back and edit all of my ones for Benjamin so that they flow better instead of just being a giant block of pictures followed by a giant block a text.

that’s all for now. 



[artistxinxthexstars]

This is what I’ve been doing with my life for the past few days. Designing kids for my Marvel OC, Rori. I did most of these for the fun of it, just because they’re fun. However, there are some of her main ships. They’re kind of not canon though. I have kids for those couples already and the ones on here are just extras I wanted to design. :3 I’ll list the characters (even though you can see their names) and the dad next to them. 

First picture from left to right

Landon - Loki

Tina - Thor

Nika - T’Challa

Sorin - Shuri 

Jasmin - Sam Wilson

Pierre - Peter Parker

Cosmia and Comet - Peter Quill

Alexia - Stephen Strange

Second picture from left to right

Syrus - Athen (BFFs Doctor Who OC in a male regeneration)

Claira - Johnny Storm

Prue - Victor Von Doom

Paxton and Waverly - Pietro Maximoff

Galen - Gamora

Moxie - Kraglin

Gunner - Yondue 

Meredith - Navi Quill (BFFs OC)

Kenan - Kima Rhodes (BFFs OC)

Mayson - Either Logan Smith (My DW OC) or Vance Jones (My OUaT OC), or any Matthew Daddario FC (XD)

Trip - Caden Sparrow (BFFs OC)

Kristoph - Bruce Wayne

Halley and Holly - Wanda Maximoff

Maddison and Maddon - Jefferson Barnes (My MCU version of Jefferson from OUaT)

Sabrina - Steve Rogers

Deedee - Nightcrawler

Third picture from left to right (PS: These were originally designed by my BFF except Gabby, Erika, and Karen)  Top Row

Kai - T’Challa

Fiona - Natasha Romanoff 

Xavier - Clint Barton

Simon - Peter Parker

Edwin - Jasper Holmes (BFFs Sherlock OC)

Bottom Row

Lonnie - Loki

Gabby - Beast Boy

Happi - Cas Rogers (BFFs OC)

Tim - Thor

Imani - Shuri

Grant - Sam Wilson

Erika - Erik Lehnsheer 

Karen - Kara Zor-El/ Kent

Cosmo - Peter Quill but with Athena Saxxon’s (BFFs DW OC normally) DNA mixed in as well because of being exposed to a regeneration

And that’s all...phew. Remember I just designed most of these for fun. Because why not. 

Characters © Me and my BFF 1st Base: https://starlouart.deviantart.com/art/Base-9-544110708  2nd Base: https://starlouart.deviantart.com/art/Request-31-366477075 3rd Base: https://starlouart.deviantart.com/art/Code-Geass-base-88-367895188 Other Parents © Marvel and DC, My BFF and Me

[incorrect-mtg-theories]

ROUND ONE - EIGHT

[the-foxwolf]

The Eldrazi: Stewards of the Multiverse

What do we really know about the Eldrazi and their purpose? Ugin the Spirit Dragon has this to say:

"You've killed two living creatures that were older than worlds," said Ugin. "Without knowing their purpose, their role, the impact of their lives or their deaths—you risked this entire plane and unknown consequences beyond it to kill them. Because you could..."

..."As far as I'm aware, no one has ever killed an Eldrazi titan before. I have theories about what the Eldrazi are, and what might happen now that two of them are dead. The consequences may not accrue until long after all of you are dead, so you may count this as a victory if you wish. I, for my part, will study their remains, and prepare for the future."

Zendikar Resurgent

Does it seem vague? Of course it does. Ugin said it. But what does it mean? Magic Story thus far has not come back around to this story point, so all we have to go off of is speculation.

And I’ve got some nifty ideas about what Ugin may be talking about. I call it: “The Steward Theory”

(Right Art by: Aleksi Briclot; Middle Art by: Jaime Jones; Left Art by: Michael Komarck)

Gather `Round! It’s Story Telling Time!

The Multiverse Ecology

Ugin believes that the Eldrazi serve some kind of vital part of the ecology of the multiverse.

"Do you know what they are, Nahiri of Zendikar?" asked the dragon. He lowered his enormous head to look her in the eye. "Do you know if they inhabit some unseen ecology, or what will happen if they are destroyed?”

Ugin, The Lithomancer

What could he be talking about? The Cycle of Life and Death of planes. Let me give you something to think about:

Step 1: Repurpose

Emrakul arrives and affects living entities on the planet, either killing them outright or repurposing them. Everything from humanoids to angels to the very trees themselves become chaff or servants.

Step 2: Reclaim

Ulamog arrives and begins to drain the world of mana. Everything on the world is already dead or Eldrazi-fied. Ulamog and its drones wash over the world, killing it fully and grinding it to dust or destroying it outright if it has grown too old.

Step 3: Reshape

Kozilek arrives and rebuilds the plane, literally. It reshapes mountains and oceans and valleys and flatlands, everything becomes new and contorted and twisted.

Here is where things get interesting.

Step 4: Rebuild

A Fourth Titan arrives and restores the mana to the newly shaped land, giving it back the life and mana that Ulamog took from it. 

Step 5: Repopulate

The Fifth Titan appears afterwards and refills the plane with new forms of life.

Yes. You understand exactly what I am suggesting. I believe there are an additional two Eldrazi Titans in existence.

The Other Two

But Foxwolf! Ugin said there were only three! It’s true, he did.

"All three, yes," said Ugin.

"Three?" said Sorin. "Update your field notes, dragon. We fought thousands."

"You fought extensions," said Ugin with an airy wave of his hand. "Mere organs of a larger being. There are three true Eldrazi loose in the Multiverse.”

However, let us be clear that this answer is not definite. What I believe happened is that Ugin misidentified the Other Two Titans. Emrakul, Ulamog, and Kozilek are destructive in nature. All they do is end life. But what Titan Four and Titan Five do is give life.

Ugin saw the last two and failed to recognize the completion of the cycle. Remember that Ugin wanted to trap the Eldrazi to study them.

"Bind them to one plane using their physical forms as anchors, and force them into dormancy. Unlike killing them, that might actually work. And it would give me time to study them without allowing more worlds to fall."

-Ugin, The Lithomancer

Ugin had not yet learned everything there was to learn of the Eldrazi yet. That is just another of the reasons Ugin wanted to trap them, to study them. Had he had some time to finish his studies, he might have discovered the Other Two Titans. But he didn’t get around to finishing his studies. Why?

(Art by Michael Komarck)

Bolas decided to pay a visit and catch up with his old pal kill Ugin, for whatever reasons Bolas deemed enough. Ugin never got to finish his studies and the Other Two Titans went by unnoticed.

Always in that order?

In The Lithomancer, Nahiri, Ugin, and Sorin see Ulamog ruining the world in the distance and destroying it.

This theory isn’t perfect. I can live with that until we’ve got more to work with. But I do have stuff to argue with.

Just that The Sentinels saw Ulamog ruining the land, but they didn’t mention other Titans. But that doesn’t mean they weren’t there. Or that Emrakul had already come, stayed a while, and left. It didn’t have to stay around until it finished 100%. Only enough to help ease Ulamog into the plane.

Perhaps something unnatural happened on the plane, much like what Nahiri did to Innistrad.

We just don’t know. Just because we weren’t told something happened, doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. A truth that generally makes for some sweet storytelling.

What’s Gonna Happen?

Let this sink in for a moment. If this theory is correct, the Gatewatch has just cut off a vital part of the life cycle of the multiverse. They have killed two of the five Stewards of the Multiverse. What will happen now?

Planes will get old and not be recycled.

Titan 4 and Titan 5 will eventually move on to planes where life and mana is already present. When that happens, what’s going to happen to the native land? Titan 4 and Titan 5 will keep doing their job, pouring life onto the plane.

It’s going to be catastrophic.

That is what was meant by Emrakul when it said that “The Soil is not ready”.

The Cycle of Life has been distorted. What will happen now?

I think that this will be the next Era-End of Magic. The fall of Old Phyrexia and The Mending heralded the end of the first age of Magic.

I believe that “The Steward Theory” will lead to the next big collapse of the multiverse- the next MTG Rebirth, so to speak. Years from now, of course. A decade or more, even. But this is an end that will eventually need addressing. And this one won’t be an easy fix...

Conclusion

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Magic Story Abridged: Nahiri Rocks

(Episode 6; Original stories HERE and HERE)

Art by UDON

ABOUT SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO, LESS FORTY

ZENDIKAR

Nahiri: Goodbye, Sorin! Visit soon! We’ll go fishing or hiking or we can practice swordfighting or whatever you want really! I’ll miss you! Hurry back!

Sorin: I won’t be gone long. A few years at most.

Nahiri: Goodbye, Ugin! … ... Goodbye, Ugin!

Ugin: Goodbye, Nahiri.

(Ugin and Sorin planeswalk away, leaving Nahiri behind)

Nahiri: … Well, they’re gone, and I’m stuck on this plane for all eternity keeping an eye on the Eldrazi prison. I guess there’s only one thing to do…. PARTY!

(Nahiri proceeds to party. For five thousand years.

(She goes all over the world, meets everybody, gets laid repeatedly, and gorges herself on fine food and drink. Sorin shows up from time to time to party with her. And then everybody dies. Not all at once, mind. But over time. Everyone she meets. Dead. After like seventy years. Fine for them. Not for her. Really becomes a bummer. How’re you supposed to party for eternity when Sorin’s the only other person who even lives for eternity?)

Nahiri: Ugh… Okay, this party got bad in a hurry. It’s only been five millennia. What the hell am I even supposed to do for the rest of forever? And where the hell is Sorin? It’s been like a decade, and I could really use a friend right about now.

The Soul of Zendikar, a glowing green beastie that only Nahiri can see: Hi! I’ll be your friend. But I need you to do something for me.

Nahiri: What? I mean, sure! But what?

Zendikar: MAKE THE HURTING STOOOOOOOOOOP! (The entire plane shakes)

Nahiri: The what? Oh, scute! The Eldrazi! I need to make a call.

(Nahiri goes to the Eye of Ugin.)

Nahiri: UGIN! UGIN! I NEED YOUR HELP!

Eye of Ugin: Rrrrring. Rrrrring. Rrrrring. Rrrrring.

Nahiri: He’s not answering. Why isn’t he answering? UGIN! IT’S THE ELDRAZI!

Eye of Ugin: Hello, you have reached Ugin, the Spirit Dragon. I can’t come to the magical stone right now, but if you leave your name, home plane, and a brief message, I’ll get back to you as soon as possible. Beep.

Nahiri:  Damnit! It’s Nahiri! Zendikar! Eldrazi! Come quick!   Uumm… SORIN! CALL SORIN!

Eye of Ugin: The number you have dialed is not in service. Please check the number and dial again.

Nahiri: What? WHAT?!?! What does that even… No time! Gotta check the hedrons!

(Nahiri runs off around the world to make sure the giant floating octahedrons are still in place. At Ondu, Nahiri finds…)

Art by Daniel Ljunggren

Nahiri: SEXY ANTHROPOMORPHIC ELDRAZI STATUES? THE F***?! THE ACTUAL F***?!

Zendikar: Well, remember that time you called them gods?

Nahiri: I called them dark and vile gods that tried to destroy the world!

Zendikar: Right. Gods.

Nahiri: Oh, Eldrazidamnit.   (Nahiri waves her hand and the statues collapse.)

(Nahiri continues to roam the world, fighting small Eldrazi spawn along the way. She gets back and finds… The damage to the network was in a cave right near where she started. She’d just started going the wrong way.)

(Turns out someone carved one of the hedrons into a sexy anthropomorphic Ulamog statue.)

Nahiri: Oh, come on! Now I’ve got to melt this whole thing down and…

Art by James Ryman

Vampire, arriving with weapons drawn, and reinforcements: You’ll do no such thing! This is our sacred shrine!

Nahiri: ...There aren’t any Vampires on Zendikar.

Vampire: I think you’ll find that- (Nahri points. Rocks fall. All the vampires die.)

Nahiri: Right, I’ve got to melt this whole thing down and…

Zendikar: IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS! (Earthquakes happen)

Eldrazi Spawn: Kekeke Eldrazi Rush!

Nahiri: Well, at least I’m not bored anymore…

Art by Jaime Jones

(Nahiri fights Eldrazi off for years as she magically reforges the Hedron. Zendikar complains the whole time. Finally, she remakes it, sets it back in place, and the Eldrazi stop coming…)

Nahiri: There you go, Zendikar. All better.

Zendikar: ...It still hurts. You didn’t do it right. The dragon did it better.

Nahiri: Well, the dragon isn’t here… Neither is Sorin. Damnit, where is Sorin? He better be dead! No! I didn’t mean that! I hope he’s not dead! And why do I have vampires? Zendikar! You stay here!

Zendikar: I am the spirit of this plane and can do literally nothing else.

Nahiri: Great. I’m going to find Sorin! I’ll be back soon!

(Nahiri planeswalks away)

Art by Jaime Jones

INNISTRAD

Nahiri: ...That is easily the ugliest Hedron I have ever seen.

Sorin, appearing silently: I made do. I only know what lithomancy you’ve taught me, and-

(Nahiri GLOMPS Sorin)

Nahiri: YOU’RE ALIVE! I thought you were dead! Why aren’t you dead? Where the hell have you been?

Sorin: Right here! Why would I be dead?

Nahiri: The hedrons got damaged and I called on the Eye of Ugin and nobody came and I had to fix it myself and I was so worried about you!

Sorin: As long as you fixed it. All’s well that ends well.

Nahiri: Except you didn’t come!

Sorin: Oh, that. I put up a magical barrier to protect Innistrad from otherworldly threats. Gave me a nice alarm when you showed up. Must’ve blocked the Eye of Ugin, too.

Nahiri: ...A magical barrier.

Sorin: Oh, yeah. There’s some pretty nasty stuff out there, you know. Terrifying, really. Phyrexians, Dragons, Storm Crows, Eldrazi…

Nahiri: I am aware of the Eldrazi!

Sorin: Then you can see why I needed a barrier.

Nahiri: I needed your help! You promised! And I still need your help! We need to go back to Zendikar! We need to secure the entire network!

Sorin: Calm down, kid. I’ve like a million other things to do right now.

Nahiri: Kid?! I’m over five thousand years old!

Sorin: And I’m over six thousand. You’re a kid.

Nahiri: GRAAAA! (Nahiri hits Sorin with a rock.)

Sorin: Well, I hardly think this kind of reaction is called for.

(Nahiri keeps hitting Sorin with rocks.)

Nahiri: You’re (ROCK) going to shut up, (ROCK) come back to Zendikar, (ROCK) and help me make sure the whole (ROCK) damn (ROCK) Hedron Network (ROCK)  is safe from harm!

???: LEAVE MY DAD ALONE!

Art by Jason Chan

(Nahiri gets suckerpunched by a pale white angel with black clothes and makeup; an achromatic angel, if you will)

Nahiri: An Angel? How did you-?

(Nahiri and the angel fight; rock sword against silver spear. Clang clink clash! The battle is hard fought, and it looks like Nahiri might win, but then…)

Sorin: Stop! Time out!

Nahiri: You can’t just call a time out in a sword fight!

Sorin: No, I mean, you. You’re getting a time out.

(Sorin uses a magical laser to shove Nahiri into the big ugly hedron. She sinks into it and disappears)

Sorin: Into the penalty box with you.

Avacyn, the angel: How long is she to remain in there?

Sorin: Honestly, kid? I don’t actually know how to get her out. It’s designed to hold demons. Forever.

Avacyn: Oh, of course. Shall I fill it with demons?

Sorin: Definitely. You go do that.

(And so she did.)

Art by Kieran Yanner

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