#soooo disrespectful

[brbabcseu]

the texts btwn jesse and aj vs mer and aj go absolutely crazy. aj texts jesse like "what would u do if I was a bug" and jesse's like "oh easy I'd build u a bug house. U have to pay rent tho" and aj's like "WOW ok lemme ask mer" and then texts her the same thing and she's immediately like "fly swatter."

[cockkent]

you guys have got to stop calling jason todd a street rat im so serious

[spaciebabie]

IN THE BACK OF MY MIND....HER LIPS.....ARE ALWAYS THERE

[raven]

RAIDEN OH NO! AMV (YOUTUBE)

[mochinomnoms]

You know how in Latin America people will kiss each other on the cheek sometimes as a greeting? What if yuus really tired or just has a "eh, why not ™?" Moment and just does it to ptm jade. But then, cause their still just fucking brain dead. They just read his mind and just. Don't stop 😀. Oh, you want some more kisses bro? Ok. Happy to see you too man.

Meanwhile bros thoughts are just getting straight up disrespectful. Just straight into the softcore bdsm, lingerie, fucking through aftercare fantasies

🦩

Omg I remember when first meeting my college roommate I went to greet them with a cheek kiss/hug combo, as one does, and learned that it was not a universal greeting the hard way. At least not an Irish American one? Not sure, but yes!!!

They go to greet Jade, tired as they gesture him to lean down, and kiss his cheek as they say hello. It takes all of two seconds for them to hear the cheering from Jade's brain, who is currently losing it as he stares wide-eyed at them. Assuming this is around the time they're starting to reciprocate his feelings, they'll indulge him with more soft kisses to his cheeks.

That's when Jade is grabbing onto them, new thoughts of him taking them to the nearest closet and getting down right unholy with them flooding their mind. Try as they might, Jade's grip is too tight now to run off as he beams in their affection, pressing many quick kisses to their cheeks, forehead, neck, shoulders, hair, etc. Even if they manage to wriggle out of his grip, Jade's still trying to get and give more kisses. He even gives them a rare pout and whines.

Don't give in, y/n! (They do.) Tell him no! (They don't.) Tell him to keep it in his pants! (It doesn't work). You still need your walking abilities! (They lose those very quickly, Jade's happy to provide aftercare though :) ).

[ignaciwhore]

no because season 2 really felt like watching a very long ad/teaser and i hate it

[andiv3r]

I feel like a lot of people would be fixed if they knew the distinction between therian and otherhearted. "Im not therian cuz I do feel human but like I feel ssoooooo much like this animal like ohhhh my god but i dont identify as it so im not therian" look up the definition of otherhearted im begging u

[theorahsart]

My silly little excerpt from my book about being asexual went viral on twitter and like, has got to that point of reaching 'the outside' lol

Like it's passed the Asexual networks, who didn't need smth spelled out to understand/trust that I do in fact, deeply love my gf.

which means:

a) uneducated queer ppl are taking it to be some kind of education resource on asexuality and not just a tiny 2 page excerpt from a huge book, n so are making giant assumptions about how I personally feel towards my girlfriend of 10 years

b) teens/young ppl with no experience in long term relationships, who are still full of raging hormones, and so think sex is THE ONLY difference between romance and friendship, are making giant assumptions about how I personally feel towards my girlfriend of 10 years

c) Straight men who think queer people are messed up in the head and have that weird entitlement thing where they assume woman/femme ppl must center their sexuality and romantic feelings entirely around the straight guys own feelings, are making giant assumptions about how I personally feel towards my girlfriend of 10 years

And yeah there's only so many times I can see ppl call my relationship "just a friendship" before I wanna tear my hair out lol

Please you silly immature ppl. I'm 34, I know my feelings and have many friends whom I have great connections with...it's just...it's just not the same lol There's only so much we can tell you in words or pictures that it *feels different to the love you have for friends*

you'll just, somehow, have to imagine that the world doesn't revolve around only your experience, and trust that if someone feels deeply that it's different to friendship, then yes it probably is lol

[the-mirror-sunflower-owo]

A big scary creature for the spooky month! :3

[florida3exclamationpoints]

I think Peggy and Daniel are really cute together I just can't hardcore ship them bc all that energy is stored in steggy. I'd be happy if they said Daniel was Peggy's husband in the main timeline. But it's so wild to me that Daniel ended up with Daisy. And I LIKE it?? Like. If you had told me in 2016 when I started watching marvel.... when I had just discovered my love for Peggy Carter and Daisy Johnson.... when I was watching AC and AoS for the first time..... that AoS would end with Daisy Johnson in an endgame canon committed relationship with Daniel Sousa (introduced in the last season which was shorter than usual already so there was not much time to develop it) ?????? And that I would Love it????? That is the fakest sounding thing they could've done and they pulled it off and I still think about how wild it is daily

[spaceandfiction]

Louis being upset and accusing Armand of putting those photos in the album and saying it wasn't him and Armand replying "are you sure about that?" They've been together 77 years, Daniel. Let the math of that sink in

[super-done-dead]

so much

[zappedbyzabka]

The one where they put boy in jail

[marshmellowtea]

lord help me i'm googling hypoglycemia induced seizures again

[backmygirlhood]

i'm so sad that i can't enjoy chappell roan anymore ever since she just canceled all her eu concerts for the vmas...

[revenancy]

i think part of my problem right now is that my dysphoria keeps getting worse + worse + unfortunately this is not the best time to be experiencing severe gender dysphoria in bible belt america. it's not exactly going to be easy for me to access gender-affirming care no matter where i live + without the resources/insurance to access that kind of medical care.

also i need to find my sun lamp bc sunset at 4:30pm is not it.