#please yell at me

[mossypidder]

Was bored and made a little pitbull shapeshifter guy. ex fighting dog. His name’s fourteen and I kind of love him tbh

[tiphyrow]

I need someone to scream at me to listen to Magnus protocol because I’m unreasonably anxious about starting it but I really want to :(

[artemis-dawn8]

I should be working on my history essay rn. And yet…here I am…posting memes…someone please kindly yell at me in the comments or rb tags to get working on my history essay. Thx! ( :

[peonyblossom]

okayyyyy time to see if i can finish my project before my edible kicks in!!

[eatsless]

someone needs to yell at me to finish my homework

[zappedbyzabka]

The one where they put boy in jail

[kpeccati]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Peter Parker & Bruce Wayne Characters: Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, Scarecrow, Original Characters, Wong (Marvel) Additional Tags: Peter Parker Lives in Gotham City (DCU), Battinson, Post-Movie: Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021), cherry picking canon, Young Bruce Wayne, Angst, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Queer platonic relationships, I like my comfort characters queer thanks, Not Canon Compliant, Alternate Universe, Genius Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne Needs a Hug, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, They both get them!, will add more tags, Early Batman Bruce Wayne, No Slash, yet - Freeform Series: Part 1 of Phantom Liberty Summary:

Months have passed since the battle on Liberty Island and Peter has built a semblance of a life on his own. But his universe obviously doesn't want a Spider-Man considering his first night swinging again, he's squeezed through a familiar purple portal and into another universe.

This new world is rapidly changing, though, with vigilantes, heroes, and supervillains coming out of the woodwork. And even though Peter isn't willing to bring Spider-Man out of retirement, he's got other skills he can put to use.

Or Wong finds out what did and didn't happen at the Full Moon Party at Kamar-Taj.

OR or Bruce Wayne hasn't quite figured out where his alter-ego fits in Gotham, but maybe this guy that saved his life then insulted him can help.

[bleep-bloop-boo]

heyy, why are '...' called ellipses when ellipses are meant for like ovals?? theyre round and like perfectly circular-

[lvrsparadise]

update

1. its 3:06 am and i’m heading out.

2. i got three reqs done!

(next fic today at 3:30 EST)

did you write in 2nd person ? 👀

but yay ! fic from Lee guys!!

[bl00dycocainnee]

omg i wanna be disciplined please please

[spr0utsies]

[sweater-daddiesdumbdork]

Andy Barber... Especially pissed off angry Andy Barber just hits different

Chris Evans in Defending Jacob [Episode 6]

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

*after the events of the odyssey*

*telemachus and odysseus walking down to the docks, after odysseus said he'd go sailing with his son*

(listen the man had missed 20 years of his son's life, he could ask ody to dress in drag & do the hula and odysseus would already be shouting "LUAU" in a grass skirt before tele finished his sentence)

telemachus: i'm so excite- *looks ahead*

telemachus: *stops walking* oh no *sad noises*

odysseus: *still walking* what's wrong son?

telemachus: *points to the sea beyond ithaca's shores* poseidon must be angry today, look at the storm in the distance

odysseus: *looks ahead but without worry on his face* no need to worry, we can still go sailing, follow me

telemachus: *confused but follows his dad*

*both make it to the docks*

odysseus: you get started, i've just got something to do & then i'll join you on the ship

*telemachus hops on the ship and odysseus turns to face the sea*

odysseus: *red eyes activate* i'm. going. sailing. with . my. son.

*the sea storm dissipates in record speed*

odysseus: good.

odysseus: *red eyes deactivate*

odysseus: *turns to telemachus smiling like nothing happened* shall we go then?

telemachus: *happy but very confused*

telemachus: *mumbling to himself*what just happened?

(this has now become its own little au! friends in higher places au masterlist here!)

[selznick]

cool salmon run tip: you can yell "help!" to your teammates yo let them know you need to be revived, this helps to avoid everyone dying :3

[frownyalfred]

but in all seriousness, I’m chewing on the headcanon that Bruce killed a lot with Ra’s and the League of Assassins before forming his own no-killing code. and the batkids always think he’s never killed anyone and doesn’t have the stomach for it, but the opposite is true. he had the stomach for it and he was good at killing people. and if he didn’t have his code, his rules, he would simply never stop killing bad people who deserve it.

I’m imagining some sort of visit from Ra’s or Talia where they tease/allude to this right in front of the batkids and everyone just goes quiet. because Bruce? killing people? but there was always a reason he was going to be heir to Ra’s. they wouldn’t have chosen him if he didn’t have that kind of potential.

[egophiliac]

IT WAS ERIC AFTER ALL!!!! I'm so glad we got to meet him (before Vil snaps him away with those Infinity Gauntlets) (can't wait to see what happens when we get the matching Infinity Tiara to go with them, there will be no survivors)

(sorry to be so slow/rough lately, just got a lot of stuff on the ol' brain at the moment! alas, if only I could spend all my time drawing incredibly stupid characters I mean I do but)