#please yell at me

[mossypidder]

Was bored and made a little pitbull shapeshifter guy. ex fighting dog. His name’s fourteen and I kind of love him tbh

[tiphyrow]

I need someone to scream at me to listen to Magnus protocol because I’m unreasonably anxious about starting it but I really want to :(

[zappedbyzabka]

The one where they put boy in jail

[bleep-bloop-boo]

heyy, why are '...' called ellipses when ellipses are meant for like ovals?? theyre round and like perfectly circular-

[lvrsparadise]

update

1. its 3:06 am and i’m heading out.

2. i got three reqs done!

(next fic today at 3:30 EST)

did you write in 2nd person ? 👀

but yay ! fic from Lee guys!!

[terioncalling]

No. No, no, no.

I want you to send me asks.

I want you to reblog shit and ask questions.

I want to know what you love, what you hated, what makes you scream and cry and feel happy.

If you just wanna talk fandom, I'm down for that too. Or headcanons.

Shit, that's why I made a discord just for my shit.

"come chat with me on tumblr/twitter" is code for "please locate and use my ko-fi", right? No one actually wants their readers to strike up a conversation outside ao3, do they?

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I would not assume that at all.

Often, yes, they do have a ko-fi, but a lot of people link to their fucking CuriousCat, and what's that about if not interaction? Many writers do like getting to know others in the fandom.

Plus, AO3 has no DM function. Writers may be anticipating all the things DMs would be useful for—like dropping them a quick note about embarrassing typos without making it a public AO3 comment.

Why wouldn't you want readers to strike up a conversation, anon?

[spr0utsies]

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

*after the events of the odyssey*

*telemachus and odysseus walking down to the docks, after odysseus said he'd go sailing with his son*

(listen the man had missed 20 years of his son's life, he could ask ody to dress in drag & do the hula and odysseus would already be shouting "LUAU" in a grass skirt before tele finished his sentence)

telemachus: i'm so excite- *looks ahead*

telemachus: *stops walking* oh no *sad noises*

odysseus: *still walking* what's wrong son?

telemachus: *points to the sea beyond ithaca's shores* poseidon must be angry today, look at the storm in the distance

odysseus: *looks ahead but without worry on his face* no need to worry, we can still go sailing, follow me

telemachus: *confused but follows his dad*

*both make it to the docks*

odysseus: you get started, i've just got something to do & then i'll join you on the ship

*telemachus hops on the ship and odysseus turns to face the sea*

odysseus: *red eyes activate* i'm. going. sailing. with . my. son.

*the sea storm dissipates in record speed*

odysseus: good.

odysseus: *red eyes deactivate*

odysseus: *turns to telemachus smiling like nothing happened* shall we go then?

telemachus: *happy but very confused*

telemachus: *mumbling to himself*what just happened?

[selznick]

cool salmon run tip: you can yell "help!" to your teammates yo let them know you need to be revived, this helps to avoid everyone dying :3

[sweater-daddiesdumbdork]

Andy Barber... Especially pissed off angry Andy Barber just hits different

Chris Evans in Defending Jacob [Episode 6]

[frownyalfred]

but in all seriousness, I’m chewing on the headcanon that Bruce killed a lot with Ra’s and the League of Assassins before forming his own no-killing code. and the batkids always think he’s never killed anyone and doesn’t have the stomach for it, but the opposite is true. he had the stomach for it and he was good at killing people. and if he didn’t have his code, his rules, he would simply never stop killing bad people who deserve it.

I’m imagining some sort of visit from Ra’s or Talia where they tease/allude to this right in front of the batkids and everyone just goes quiet. because Bruce? killing people? but there was always a reason he was going to be heir to Ra’s. they wouldn’t have chosen him if he didn’t have that kind of potential.

[egophiliac]

IT WAS ERIC AFTER ALL!!!! I'm so glad we got to meet him (before Vil snaps him away with those Infinity Gauntlets) (can't wait to see what happens when we get the matching Infinity Tiara to go with them, there will be no survivors)

(sorry to be so slow/rough lately, just got a lot of stuff on the ol' brain at the moment! alas, if only I could spend all my time drawing incredibly stupid characters I mean I do but)

[maxedes]

what is in the american air that is making them say crazy shit like this (not that i‘m complaining)

[crowatyourwindow]

Kenji and his cow Hanako II were the best duo from wan change my mind

[teddyandrosie]

training on a warm day, cruel and unusual punishment for a certain blackwood witness

[daenerys-targaryen]

KELLY REILLY as BETH DUTTON 🌪 Yellowstone: 4x10 “Grass on the Streets and Weeds on the Rooftops"