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watching twilight for the first time since it pretty much came out and i can't help but imagine young kyle gallner in there somewhere
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male breaking bad fan voice: yeah it's about all these vicious cartel members and career criminals, they start off as regular people, but by the end they're murdering innocents for their own gain, even as their loved ones are oblivious of the cruel and terrible things they do. it's all really morally grey. if I were to say which characters I hated the most it would be Every woman
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i cnanot for the fucking life of me get over this gif i found on google
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Albin Grau (1884–1971) - Poster concept art for 'Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens'
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i need you carnally
my penis is small my pussy is even smaller im chemically castrated i can't top i can't bottom I smell bad if you try to have sex with me i will shoot myself. no gun needed my head will just do that
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comfort character except it comforts you to imagine them in situations that are embarrassing inconvenient or dangerous. put them in the dmv. they slip and fall in front of everyone and spill all their groceries and no one helps them. punching bag character. stress doll.
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the tragedy of mouthwashing is it makes you look at your workplace and realise who would pull a curly
#looking at some of my male coworkers and thinking#yeah you would turn a blind eye wouldn't you#worst thing is#some coworkers that are women would too#and knowing that is fucking mortifying
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#do i need to get into wrestling#actually i need to be thrown in the middle of pro wrestlers and put in situations
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family gifted me the arcane artbook, it's absolutely massive and beautiful, sadly it includes season 2 lore though lol
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interlocking fingers during the pin. holding hands during the pin. is driving me insane
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having the zoomies at 10pm, unfortunately for my parents whom i still live with
#running downstairs to be a little freak and make noise and bother them#i don't think i could ever live alone with no one to bother
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normalize having favorites. in fact, normalize me being your favorite. normalize loving me more than you’ve ever loved anyone else. please please please please please please
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