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How do you slice cheese for bread if you don't have cheese slicer? 😭 Are you trapped eating plastic pre-cut slices?
i'm not sure how to explain to you that knives exist but... knives exist. cheese knives, specifically, exist.
#like did it NEVER occur to you that cheese could be sliced with a knife?#you know - the thing that is specifically made for slicing and cutting things?#also - pre-sliced cheese isn't always the gross cheese substitute stuff you know#sometimes it's just... real cheese that the deli sliced for you#how do y'all function day to day - i legitimately need to know
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Just give me the coffee, I will do the rest.
Loki is settling in. Mostly, he wants to eat and sleep. The few times I have let him out of the Borg Cube, he's been out for 10 minutes, gets overstimulated, and runs back to his Safe Place. Right now he is learning how to play with toys, and loves his scratching posts and pads. He's been through so much. I have asked that the ex get a visit from his karma.
Unpleasant Subject Ahead
Another thing that this whole thing has driven home is how important it is to get your affairs in order - even if you don't have cancer. Loki's mom was getting a divorce and fell so ill so fast that she was unable to make her own medical decisions within days of admission. Even if you are getting a divorce, even with an actual protective order, your spouse is still the legal default person to make decisions for you. They are your legal heir. If you don't have a legal spouse (marriage certificate), it's your adult children, if you have no kids then your parents make those decisions even if you're a legal adult. If you have no immediate family, then your extended family gets called in.
Power of attorney legal and medical
Will for personal property
Living trust for investments and real estate
Medical orders (supersede those of the POA) such as Do Not Resuscitate
A health care directive like this one.
It's hard to think about, but when your surviving extended family is a mess (like mine) you want these things in order. Hell, have them notarized so that a judge can look at the plaintiff and say, "What the hell is the matter with you?"
Golden Treadmill
I'm strapping myself in with another 'write to spec' contract. Yep, it's more porn. I negotiated for one every six weeks from February to November. I need to visit Amazon and stock up on barf bags and brain bleach. I did say that I won't write noncon or (yes, this is a thing) racist tropes. It's hard for me to write hardcore body horror. I might be writing horrible porn in order to pay off my medical bills that makes my pussy slam shut like an angry clam, but I have standards. That being said, the editor delivered the advance to my freelance bank account and the outline to my inbox.
Whoo boy.
In my defense, I did not know that 'monster fucking' was commercially viable.
Cat in the Kitchen
Rediscovering food has been a wonder. As promised, my rearranged innards make it trial and error, but the errors seem to be self-correcting. Gut flora does come back, but I have not been brave enough to venture into my spicy Indian, Chinese, and Mexican foods.
I've been making casseroles/hotdish because they freeze well and sometimes the fatigue renders me incapable of anything other than pushing a button.
For casseroles/hotdish you need:
Vegetables: Frozen works fine. Canned is saltier, so if you go canned use 'less salt' brands. If you are using mushrooms, frozen, fresh or dried is best. I find canned mushrooms have a very weird metallic taste.
Starch: Potatoes, rice, pasta/noodles, bread. Yes, tater tots count.
Protein: Can be vegetable protein, beans, canned tuna or salmon, or meat. Smoked salmon is delicious in casseroles and soup, so I go to my local deli on Friday to get lox ends and trimmings.
Sauce: Canned soups (cream of ____), jarred or canned pasta sauce, or packaged cooking sauces and gravies.
Topping: Cornflakes, tater tots, cheese, potato chips, stuffing, etc.
Flavor: Dried herbs, onion and celery, garlic, spices.
Slowcooker meals are great, too, and follow the same rules as casseroles/hotdish. But my favorite caserole dish is my Gran's Lancashire hotpot - lamb neck chops, potatoes, onions, and more sliced potatoes on top for a crispy lid.
Back to work.
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Actual American Foods that Non-Americans Find Strange
So, after I saw a frankly shit poll made by a British person in response to a different Brit poking fun at their own food, I decided to make an actual poll of American foods that were:
a) relatively widely available and popular (some are more regional than others, but I tried to keep it to just a few) b) uniquely American in origin* c) not intrinsically tied to race or class in the US (i.e. no soul food, fast food, or products like Twinkies)
Reblog if you vote!
Explanations and descriptions below the cut.
California Roll: invented in California in the '70s, this is a uramaki style sushi roll with crab (real or imitation), cucumber, and avocado wrapped in nori and sushi rice.
Taco Salad: Invented in Texas in the '60s. A fried taco shell/bowl filled with lettuce and taco toppings such as rice, shredded chicken or pork or ground beef, salsa, cheese, guacamole, beans, sour cream, diced tomatoes, etc.
Rocky Mountain Oysters: Deep-fried bull testicles. A bit cheating, because this is eaten all through North America, not just the US, but it's still a very popular(?)/common thing in the more Western states.
Cincinnati Chili: Invented by Greek immigrants in the 1910s, this is more of a sauce than a thick chili. A meat and tomato paste commonly served over spaghetti, often with options like cheese, beans, and/or onions.
Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich: A staple of general kid lunches. A sandwich of peanut butter and a fruit jelly of one's choice. (Peanut butter is not really a big thing outside the US, so I had to include it.)
Bananas Foster: Invented in New Orleans in the '50s. This is cooked bananas and ice cream with a butter-and-brown-sugar rum sauce that gets flambéed when it's served.
Corn Dog: Invented c. the 1930s, this is a hot dog dipped in a cornmeal batter and fried.
Root Beer: Root beer (distinct from sarsaparilla) was invented sometime in the 1840s- this dark soda has a distinct taste that often comes across as medicinal to those who didn't grow up with it.
American Cheese: Invented in 1916 by James L. Kraft. This is made from traditional cheeses and processed into a uniform cheese- the slices are sort of plasticky, but regular slices from the deli counter are pretty normal. Especially common for grilled cheese or cheeseburgers.
I picked all these foods as things I have eaten (except for the Rocky Mountain Oysters...).
*American dishes are, by their nature, almost entirely made from the experiences of immigrants bringing traditional foods over and adapting them to local ingredients and tastes. These dishes I chose have some international inspirations, but aren't things that one would find in the Old Country.
#food#american food#food poll#british food#survey#culture#i'm not going to at the OP of the shitty poll#but it sucked#so i'm fixing it
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Postcards from Snagglepuss
With apologies to Bing Crosby, Bob Hope and Dorothy Lamour, "we're on the road to Clear Lake ..."
So we're travelling along US Highway 18 in northeastern Iowa (never mind my habit of sometimes pronouncing it "Ioway," trying to effect sophistication out of the vulgate), heading towards Clear Lake and a Character Convocation timed to coincide with one of the Midwest's largest July 4th celebrations therein, thereat even, when we stop at a modest little supermarket of the small-town sort, hoping to put use to some canned Cincinnati 3-Way in the form of Chili Coneys in the old Coney Island manner, Kings Island even, perhaps at some village park ... and if you can believe it, our own Hanna-Barberian tastes for the simple, yet old-school, the real McCoy even, led us to getting some seriously old-school hot dogs.
"You know what I mean, Snag," Huckleberry explained, "coarse ground, and with natural casing besides ... those 'skinless' weiners can only go so far when it comes to taste."
"And homemade, too," I added, "don't you forget the homemade side of it."
Yet even more worthwhile, finding Hawai'ian Sweet Hot Dog Buns for our little road tiffin ... it can sometimes be worth it to be different while not being too extravagant. Especially for variety's sake; besides, one can only go so far with the white bread mindset until you start realising whole grains may be much better all along. And some shredded reduced-fat Cheddar cheese for the topping ... not to mention some cranberry-orange juice and club soda to blend together ... how interesting could it get, even as Huckleberry H. was working on some notes for the welcoming speech ahead of the Convocation's start just before the July 4th weekend, only to be cut short when his mobile went off and--
"Huck? No less than TC calling."
"Why, Top Cat ..."
"Remember, you can always call me TC, provided it's with dignity, as per my theme song. Where are you exactly right now?"
"Some small town in Iowa, along US 18 towards Clear Lake."
"Yeah, the character convo over the July 4th break. Know of any decent delicatessen close to Clear Lake?"
"Try the Hy-Vee in Mason City. They should answer for your desire to maintain ties to Brooklyn."
"And I hope they should also have some decent delicatessen bread ... especially something on the order of marble rye."
"Or even multi-grain ... which may answer for another old deli standby back in Brooklyn they call 'Health Loaf.'"
"Believe you me, our clowder somehow can't resist the occasional venture into delicatessen--corned beef, pastrami, thin-sliced Swiss on marble rye--"
"And might I suggest also getting some multi-grain chips."
"I admit, Huck, we're potato chip guys at heart, but we're willing to discover something new on occasion."
Geez, what exactly can our fellow characters come up with?
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#hanna barbera#fanfic#fanfiction#road trip#postcards from snagglepuss#huckleberry hound#somewhere in iowa#chili coneys#picnic lunch#top cat#hannabarberaforever
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tw for violent imagery and implied torture
He looked forward to their visits for a tangle of confusing reasons. They were a kind, soothing presence to break up the monotony, a slice of calm through the unbearable, persistent hum of cruelty. They were the closest he’d come to a proper meal in weeks. He adored them. He howled and screamed and raged and made himself bleed bashing into the walls at the sound of their voice. He considered them a comfort and a friend. He wanted to rip them limb from limb and devour them in blind, bloodthirsty fervour. He was Nat. He was an animal.
If he stayed on the other side of the room, they sometimes slipped him slices of cheese, or veggie jerky, or pastries through the gap in the door. He had attempted to attack them only once, after a particularly brutal session with Jasper, flying at the window when their fingers slipped briefly through, snarling and gnashing and unable to restrain himself. They spoke to him softly until he was calm, then they spoke to him softly until he stopped crying. The next day they were back with a slice of pumpkin loaf.
He always ate the food the stranger brought him. It was barely more appetising than the stale bread and deli meat the rest of the team tossed at him, and he couldn’t differentiate between the pastries and the fruit and the biscuits and the jerky. All of it made him gag and all of it tasted half-rotten. But he choked it down, and fought to keep it down. If anyone saw he had it, they would find out who brought it to him, and that person wouldn’t be allowed back.
And the gesture was so kind, so gentle. Nat had already resigned himself to the fact that he would never be able to reach the human through those doors and would never have access to the meal he really wanted, and he had no real reason to keep any of this hidden. He would get nothing tangible out of these interactions either way. But still, their voice, their presence, the way they said his name... he ached for it every single time he couldn’t find it.
Some of his dreams were about the questions. Lots of his dreams were about hunting, catching, feasting. A handful were always about the stranger. The stranger, opening the door. The stranger, pulling him free. The gentle touch of the stranger’s hand clasping down around his wrist, guiding him so gently, so carefully. The ache and the warmth of human contact.
“Can I touch your hand?” he asked one day. “I don’t want—I won’t try to hurt you. I’m not trying to trick you. I just want to touch your hand. Just for a second. Just for a second.”
The reply was as expected. “I don’t—I don’t think that’s a good idea.”
“All right,” Nat said, and did not push the matter further.
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#sad nat hours#I'm not happy with this excerpt (it's very old lol) but i like this question#a rental car takes a left down rake street and disappears
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low energy/mobility food suggestions that aren't ramen for chronically ill and disabled people, taken from my personal recipe book:
- meal replacement shakes my beloved holy shit seriously. keep some around for when you are too sick to move, cook or eat, be it in powder form, or the already made shakes. walmart and other places have generic slim fast and ensure shakes that are way cheaper and just as good. there is also carnation instant breakfast, though they are owned by nestle so if you dont want to support them, avoid that brand.
- boxes of individual sachets of cream of wheat and oatmeal that can be microwaved. no lots or pans just a nice filling meal. cream of wheat can be prepared savory or sweet also!
- stir fry. very simple concept, take whatever vegetables you actually like eating, frozen veggies work great they make stir fry veggie kits, grab a bottle of sauce and whatever protein if you want any. one pan meal unless you also plan on adding rice or noodles, those will bulk it out and make it last for longer, but making rice without a rice cooker is very intensive. this also requires being able to stand or at least be seated in front of your stove for about 20 minutes on average.
- garlic bread or texas toast with cheese. take a thick slice of bread, put some butter, garlic and shredded cheese, place in the oven on a low temp (~350° F depending on your oven) for a few minutes. violá
- tuna, turkey, ham, etc melts. prepare your favorite sandwich like you would normally, add some cheese, butter the bread on the outsides and cook like grilled cheese. makes you feel way more satisfied than you would with a cold sandwich, makes a good low effort warm dinner (great with soup!)
- hummus. keep hummus around if you like it. you can use it as a spread on sandwiches to give them extra protein and you can also just have hummus with bread, bagels, chips, veggies, etc. it's versatile, low energy to prepare and it gives you good energy
- potato salad, macaroni salad, mashed potatoes, coleslaw and any other large "family" side dishes that can be bought from the deli at a supermarket. very filling, zero effort and they last a while
- have one type of bread for sandwiches and a nicer type for toast. trust me on this one. toast is a great meal, but you want your bread to not be sandwich bread. get a loaf of italian bread, sourdough, rosemary bread, or any other cheap large loaves of bread. toast that for just a few minutes in the oven/toaster oven. you will understand the difference when you do.
- canned baked beans or my favorite, canned yams. these will both fill you right up and make you feel like you're having a holiday dinner, baked beans are good at room temperature too if you have no spoons to cook. canned yams/sweet potatoes can be microwaved and have butter, and sugar if you like thrown on top. I've eaten just this as a meal so many times. cans of refried beans are also a blessing to have around
- cheese of all kinds, especially cottage cheese. sometimes I can't figure out what to eat so i just eat some damn cheese and it works. yogurt is also really good to keep around, if you like it, as it also requires no preparation for the most part unless you like to add stuff to it
- keep a box of granola bars or fruit bars around. having a hearty filling snack for when you can't find the energy to do much will save you. loose granola is also a real banger
#actually disabled#chronically chill#chronic pain#chronically ill#chronically disabled#disabled problems#cripplepunk#crip punk
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Traffic Lights Are Burnin’
[Read on AO3]
Written in honor of @nebluus‘s birthday! She asked for some WFB, and of the options I gave she chose the next part of our Six Flags saga...only the beginning scene of that chapter ended up ballooning out into this so...it ended up being less Amusement Park Shenanigans and more Wholesome Boys Will Be Boys Content. I’M SURE MADI WILL BE JUST FINE WITH THAT TOO 😂
“Are you making an omelette?”
English is not, functionally, Mitsuhide’s first language. Not that he thinks of it like that-- first or second, third or fourth; there’s no ranking in his life, no moment in which one language followed another. There was English with Mama and quebecois with Papa; a plan quickly scuttled by Mitsuhide being the fifth Lowen sibling. Refusing to be pigeonholed into a single language no matter how many times Mama repeated consistency is key, his brothers mostly spoke a tossed salad of both and assumed he’d understand the lettuce.
Coupled with the fact that all his cousins lived in Toronto anyway, Mitsuhide had hardly begun talking himself before it became outside quebecois and inside English. Unless they left the province, in which case it was a free-for-all that left his few monolingual aunts and uncles dizzy.
Which is to say, Mitsuhide only becomes aware of the precise inner ranking of his languages in moments like this, where gut immediately kicks out a dry ‘j’essaie.’ The translation is vetoed on the grounds that although in quebecois he’s never met a word he couldn’t steep in sarcasm and smuggle in a sacre, he prefers to keep his English so clean it squeaks.
You’ve got it all backwards, Kihal had told him as he sweltered under the San Juan sun, English is fake, you can be as much of an asshole as you want it in, it doesn’t count.
It’s true, there’s something that’s more real to him in French, that’s more real about him, but, well-- there were far fewer cousins to tattle on his potty mouth this way. And now that he knows Obi...
Well, if Kiki ever made good on her threats to teach him any of his “church swears,” he’d probably never sleep easy again. So instead, he scrolls through his mental rolodex of possible appropriate replies before settling on, “Would you like one?”
Zen glances up from his array of pamphlets, glossy paper glaring beneath the overhead lamp. It matches the way Zen is looking at him. “We don’t have time for that.”
Mitsuhide frowns, giving his eggs one last vigorous whisk before pouring them into the pan. “There’s always time for breakfast. It’s the most important meal of the day.”
He glances over just in time to see Zen’s grimace. “Shirayuki really could be your sister.”
There’s really no reason he has to look so horrified by the idea. His brothers may all be broad shouldered, barrel-chested giants, but plenty of his cousins made pocket money in high school through catalogue modeling. And they’re all very nice girls.
He doesn’t mention it. A conversation never ends well if you have to whip out photos of female relatives to prove your point. “Would you like one?” he repeats instead, a safer tactic overall.
Zen’s nose wrinkles beneath some dubiously drawn eyebrows. “Are you putting spinach in there?”
“Kale,” he agrees. “And chicken.”
“In a breakfast omelette?” He clucks his tongue, just the way the Wisteria’s chef would when he attempted to cook at the estate. Quel dommage, he would say, sighing over the cutting board, why would you do that to perfectly good eggs? “Why would you do that?”
Because these muscles don’t come cheap; Mitsuhide chokes down a truly staggering amount of chicken in order to keep them. Roasted, of course-- boiled is technically better for protein, but even he has to draw the line somewhere. The eggs have less, but they are calorie efficient; he’d eat more of them if he could stomach the slimy, snake-like sensation of swallowing them down hard boiled.
But explaining his diet regime usually ended with glazed eyes, so he settles for, “I could always put something different in yours. There’s ham.”
Fancy ham, Obi calls it. It’s just from the deli counter, fresh sliced from whatever quality cut’s on sale, but considering how the first time Obi saw a charcuterie board, he shouted, Oh, Lunchables!--
Well, Mitsuhide can accept that maybe they have different benchmarks for fancy. And somehow just the simple act of calling it that does make it taste better. Or at least more satisfying when it’s shoved between a Hawaiian roll and deli cheese.
There’s a soft shuffle by the kitchen door, and a wild thatch of bristle peeps around the frame. Mitsuhide shakes his head with huff. That’s a new one-- just think the devil’s name and he appears.
Obi lopes into the kitchen, all long limbs and smooth movements, blurring right into the background without any effort at all. He’d gotten Mitsuhide a few times when he’d first moved in, popping up wherever it was sure to be the most inconvenient, grinning like a cat with feathers in its teeth. But once you knew the trick of it, well-- it’s no effort to keep the kid in his sights.
Which is why he has a full, uninterrupted view when Obi slips right up to Zen’s elbow, and asks, “Whatcha doing, chief?”
“Wah!” Pamphlets fly up, a glittering flock of wings swooping beneath the lamp. Zen slaps them down before they can skitter off the table’s edge. “Obi! Make noise for fuck’s sake!”
“Sorry,” he sing-songs, not a sincere note in it. Two long fingers pluck a pamphlet off the wood, twisting it between them. “What’s all this? They starting to put theme parks on exams now?”
“No.” Zen scowls, snatching it out of his hands. “I’m just making today’s itinerary.”
Mitsuhide slides his omelette onto a plate, turning just in time to catch the glance Obi sends him. It somehow says is he fucking with me while also implying I’ll hold him down if we gotta send him to the doctor. “An itinerary?”
He leans a hip against the island, fishing out a fork. What was it Obi always said? Dinner tastes better with a show. Time to find out whether it extends to breakfast too.
Zen fixes Obi with a look that could have had trenches with all its affront. “You can’t go to an amusement park without a plan. How else do you get on all the coasters?”
“It’s only Six Flags New England.” A week ago, the name alone made Obi flee like a cat from a bath, but now every syllable drips with derision, like a sommelier reviewing boxed wine. “They’ve got what? Superman?”
Mitsuhide shoves a corner of his omelette in his mouth. It’s not as good as a sausage, mushroom, and cheese, but, well, it’ll do. “Bizarro.”
“Bizarro.” Obi scoffs. “See? Nothing. Besides, I thought you were the kind of guy to spring for fast passes, boss.”
Zen’s always been sensitive; the sort of kid who tended to pop off when a situation came to a simmer instead of trying to turn down the heat. When Izana had been sitting president, he’s spent half his tenure fielding tense calls, sometimes even climbing into a towncar at a moment’s notice to be taken back east. The school, he’s always say, lifting a shoulder, my brother is proving to be a challenge, and my mother is...unreachable.
He’d thought this Zen kid must be like the ones he knew on the ice, punching first and asking questions later, complaining about being put in the box. All temper and no temperance, Mama used to say when she drove him home, can’t talk when you got plastic between your teeth.
But then he’d met him, undersized and stick-limbed, living in that house with people paid to be invisible. A kid with too much on his shoulders and too many eyes to watch him stumble under it. He’s come a long way from there.
So when Zen squirms in his chair, red already starting to lick up his neck, Mitsuhide doesn’t enjoy it. On the contrary, Zen’s discomfort is his discomfort, a failure of him to keep the watchful eye on him that Izana asked him to.
But it also doesn’t stop him from adding, “Shirayuki believes that waiting in line is part of the amusement park experience.”
Obi looks as though he’s just been told it’s his birthday and Christmas, all rolled into one. “Of course she does.” His mouth sharpens to a wicked grin. “So you’ll be lowering yourself to the peasant’s lines today, huh, Your Highness?”
“Don’t call me that,” he grumbles, swatting him away. “No one’s being lowered anywhere. We won’t be running into any of them so long as we get there early and hit the coasters in the right order.”
Obi coughs. Or at least, makes it sound like he is. “Uh-huh.”
“Where is Shirayuki anyway?” Zen glares at the empty doorway, brows heaving like thunderclouds over the bridge of his nose. “I thought you said you’d get her.”
“I did.” Obi twitches his shoulders; as good as a shrug, from him. “She’s getting ready.”
“It’s been fifteen minutes.” Zen’s glare changes target to him, thunder rolling in the tone of his voice. “Shirayuki doesn’t take this long to get ready.”
When Mitsuhide glances up, chewing around another stab of egg, kale, and chicken, Obi’s eyebrows are already there to meet him. His head tilts, just the barest degree; this is your show, big guy.
Mitsuhide coughs, trying to clear his throat of leaf bits. “Girls,” he starts, the ground sinking beneath him with each word, “like to look nice. Especially when they are on, uh, dates.”
“This isn’t a date,” Zen informs him, more than a little put out. “Obi’s going.”
The sound Obi makes can only be termed as distressed. “I didn’t want to.”
For exactly this reason, is what he doesn’t say. Doesn’t even show it on his face, though it has to be lurking beneath it, considering how he--
Well, considering nothing Mitsuhide knows for sure. But certainly a few things he reasonably suspects.
“Chief.” Obi flips the chair next to him, straddling it. “You know, I really thought it couldn’t be true. I really wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt. But to hear you now--” he leans in, one narrow brow raising the same time his voice drops-- “you really do chicken out when it comes to getting chummy with Doc.”
Mitsuhide nearly chokes on his chicken.
Zen’s red all over, like someone pulled him from a boiling pot and put him on a plate. “You don’t know that.”
“Sure I do,” he says, so easy. “Doc told me.”
“She said that?” His skin’s so flushed Mitsuhide’s half afraid he’ll pass out, but instead he just collapses against the ladderback, head buried in his arms. “Shirayuki?”
“Pretty much.” Obi sighs, hands braced on the table. “I mean, is it so hard to say she looks nice when she dresses up? Or that you like her hair, or--” he stumbles, shaking his head-- “no, not the hair. Too loaded. But you know, one of her floaty little numbers. Her freckles. Something.”
“I have!”
Obi lifts a dubiously narrow eyebrow. “Like when?”
“Ah...” Whatever the answer is, it’s not helping his blood flow problem. Mitsuhide nearly opens his mouth, searching for a good way to make himself a target-- “The Big E.”
Well, there goes that plan.
Obi’s inquisition crumples into confusion. “What? When did you--”
Every word ekes into the air with the utmost resistance. “When she was wearing your hoodie.”
“When she was wearing my--?” Gold eyes round to coins. “Chief.”
For a solid minute, that’s the only reaction-- wide-eyed disbelief, earned from two sides. But Obi coughs, mouth twitching, and it’s a snort, a smirk, and--
And then Obi launches himself away from the table, both hands still gripping the edge as he falls apart utterly. The chair’s back keeps him from putting his head between his knees, but spiritually he’s there, tears tracking down his cheeks as his laughs wheeze out of him
One hand finally slaps the table, like he’s asking for a time out. Zen frowns down at him, red finally fading to a painful pink. “It’s not that funny.”
“It is,” Obi squeaks, and Mitsuhide has to shove his last bite of omelette into his mouth to stifle his own noises. It’s no good-- Zen whips around and gives him the same glare he’s been saving for Obi.
“If you don’t cut it out,” he says loftily, “I’m going to let a freshman stay in your room.”
Well, that brings Obi up. “Fine,” he coughs, voice still ragged from laughing. “But still. My hoodie.”
“The sleeves hung over her hands! It was cute.” Zen huffs, folding his arms over his chest. “Fine, if I’m so bad, why don’t you two show me how it’s done?”
There’s a pause, long and loaded; enough that Mitsuhide glances up from his plate to see just what tomfoolery he should brace himself to break up--
Only to find Zen staring at him.
Intellectually, Mitsuhide is aware that Zen is a Wisteria. He met him through Izana, after all; he’s been over to the manor, he’s even met their prodigal mother on one of her rare stopovers between vacations. But when he thinks of the name, it’s Izana who springs to mind, the gears churning behind his eyes.
It’s not often that Zen reminds him of his brother; Cookie’s always said that Izana takes after their mother with that long and lean model build, while Zen has always been Kain’s child. But now, now--
He sees it, and it sends a shiver right through him.
With a quirk of his lips, Zen says, so like Izana that if he closed his eyes he wouldn’t know any different, “You first, Mitsuhide.”
Obi’s mouth curves into a leer. “Yeah, Big Guy. Show us the skills that got you Ms Kiki.”
This probably isn’t the time to tell them that it wasn’t him who got her; Mitsuhide hadn’t been trying to do anything more than be the friend she needed, to be a person she could confide in, could trust. People like that were thin on the ground for girls like her; heiress tended to make men see dollar signs instead of personality. But Kiki--
Well, she had other ideas. Ones he’d only cottoned onto when she climbed on top of him and shoved him against the couch cushions with her mouth.
“D-Don’t look at me!” he manages, trying to busy himself with anything. But there’s only a plate to be put in the sink, and a pan to be wiped. Not enough to fake a decent amount of responsibility. “I’m not--”
“Aw, c’mon, Big Man. Don’t leave us hanging.” Obi leans back, grin so wide it practically splits his face. “Lemme paint the scene. You’re single, Doc is adorable, and she’s waiting there--” he gestures to Zen, who flutters his eyelashes in precisely the way Shirayuki doesn’t-- “for you to make your move. Go!”
He could point out he’s not single, and that he doesn’t have any plans to change that anytime soon-- but that only ends in one way: a two-pronged mockery with additional ridicule provided by the impending arrival of his better half. He could also point out that of all the people in this room, he’s the only one who hasn’t wanted to date Shirayuki, but-- well, the problems with that one were obvious.
Instead, Mitsuhide takes in a deep breath, learns on the counter, and says, “Why, Shirayuki! You’re looking beautiful this morning. Those shorts really flatter your legs.”
There is a long silence, and then to everlasting embarrassment, they burst out laughing.
“Her shorts?” Zen’s hand is pressed to his chest, like he needs support to keep upright. “That’s all you can think of? Her shorts?”
“Well, Obi said not to do her hair,” he protests. “Complimenting her dress seemed like low hanging fruit. I was trying to be unique.”
Obi doesn’t even bother to remain horizontal, sprawling himself over the long forgotten maps. “So you went for her legs?”
“There’s nothing wrong with legs!”
“Oh, no, of course not,” Zen sputters out in an effort to keep his mouth straight. “Definitely a very neutral place to comment on.”
“Definitely not known for being attached to things like asses.” Obi’s mouth twitches, as much a sign for danger as thunder rolling in the distance. “Or puss--”
“I was not trying to comment on that.” He’d felt bad for Zen earlier, but the sentiment doesn’t seem mutual. “It’s not typical, sure, but Kiki never seems to mind when I compliment--”
“Kiki?” Zen squawks. “Kiki?”
“Well, I think we’re all learning a little too much about Big Guy today,” Obi wheezes. “Mainly that it’s Ms Kiki that chased him, and not the other way around.”
“Yeah.” Zen shakes his head, long and slow and solemn, like a doctor about to give a terminal diagnosis. “No game at all.”
Mitsuhide’s not a competitive man. Sure, he was forward on the ice, the kind of player that got sent to the box before the end of the first half and slid right into the captain spot when it was vacant. Aggression is part of the game, competition laced in every turn of his skate and lift of his stick, but that’s a different situation, a different language--
But it’s that part of him that surges beneath his skin right now, that makes him want to saunter over and put both hands on that rickety, painted wood until it creaks. That makes him want to take a full minute to bend down, showing off every centimeter of his one-ninety plus, and ask real low if either of them has made a girl beg on their cock lately, but--
He puts it in its place. That sort of talk always sounded better en français anyway.
Zen waves his hand, slipping his pamphlets out from under Obi. “Anyway, enough messing around. Are you still making omelettes, Mitsuhide?”
“Ohh, omelettes?” Obi spins to him with wide eyes. “Can I get mine with fancy ham?”
Mitsuhide blinks. “Wait, aren’t you going to do your take?”
“Nah.”
Zen shrugs. “Joke’s over.”
“So I just did that for no reason--?”
“I wouldn’t say no reason,” Zen wheedles. “It was very educational.”
Obi grins. “Mainly about how Big Guy likes legs--”
“Oh,” drawls a voice that makes his body go cold and hot at the same time. When he turns, it’s Kiki leaning against the jamb, a single elegant brow raised, excusing amusement and menace in equal measure. “Am I to take it that the show is over?”
“K-kiki,” he stammers. “How long--?”
“Hm.” She saunters over to the counter, slipping onto a stool with a casual grace that still leaves his mouth dry. “Long enough. I have to admit, I was looking forward to seeing a display of Obi’s fabled moves.”
“Ms Kiki,” Obi simpers, pressing a hand to his chest. “I’d be happy to give you a personal demonstration anytime.”
Both her brows raise. “Did I say I was desperate?”
He’s saved from Obi’s answer by Shirayuki padding into the kitchen, flushed and breathless. “Oh, you were right Kiki! Everyone is already ready. Sorry to make you wait.”
There’s a hesitation in the air, and Mitsuhide can’t figure it out, not until he sees-- she’s wearing shorts.
Shirayuki blinks. “Is something wrong?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” Kiki hums, sending him a gaze so wicked it should be illegal outside the bedroom. “Do you have anything to say to her, Mitsuhide?”
“No!” It comes out a little too harsh, a little too loud. “I mean, I, uh...like your sandals!”
“Sandals,” Obi snickers, a sound that’s only covered by Zen’s hushed, “Shut up.”
“Oh!” She blinks down. “Thank you. I got them at Payless. I, um, don’t think they make them in your size.”
“No,” he manages mildly. “I don’t imagine they would.”
“You do look real cute, Doc,” Obi chimes in, slinking out of his seat to circle around her. “Did you dress up for today?”
Zen makes a noise, somewhere between a choke and a gasp, but even with the pink brushing her cheeks, Shirayuki’s too used to his antics to do much more than sigh.
“Of course I did, Obi.” Her fists perch high on her hips, cocked as she talks to him. “It’s the last time we’re all going to be going out together, isn’t it? What could be more special than that?”
Mitsuhide may not be a competitive man, and especially isn’t a malicious one, but when Obi’s jaw goes slack, the tips of his ears darkening just the slightest bit, well-- he does indulge in the slightest bit of schadenfreude.
“Well,” Zen says, a little sharp. “Let’s get going.”
“Aw!” Obi whips around. “What about fancy ham?”
“I don’t think you need--”
“Oh, I haven’t had breakfast either!” Shirayuki adds, eyes wide. “Do we have time?”
Zen hesitates, and then with a sigh, relents. “We’ll stop at Dunkies.”
#obiyuki#akagami no shirayukihime#snow white with the red hair#The Wide Florida Bay#modern au#my fic#ans#mitsuhide gets so few POVs in the fic I can't help but let them get away from me okay#he's a gift#the actual six flags chapters are gonna have rotating POV#and it was just supposed to START with him#but then i was like WHAT IF I INCLUDED THE SCENE FROM BEFORE THE CANON DATE#and now we are here
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My Cheap & Relatively Healthy Grocery List for College Students
Context: I had been used to eating fast food so much because it was cheap that when I went to the doctors' they said I had high glucose content. That wasnt good. So I started eating healthier. Anyway let's skip the BS and get straight into it:
Ramen: the OG cheap food. I personally don't own ramen bc I dont like it that much, but if you want to save money this is the meal, at least add an egg or some veggies to make it healthier.
Frozen Veggies: anywhere from 50 cents to a dollar or two a bag. Can easily be kept in your freezer (if you have one) for months
Mac n' cheese: my all-time favorite. Of course, it might not be healthy for everyone to eat pasta all the time, but I do it anyway. Add some real cheese and spices for taste or chicken and veggies in it / on the side.
Other Pasta boxes (Pasta Roni, Velveeta, Hamburger Helper, etc.): basically as cheap or almost as cheap as Kraft macaroni, but maybe you arent a fan of mac n cheese.
Soup (Soup!!): Cambell's Tomato soup is often $1 a can. I like to eat mine with grilled cheese. Thats a whole ass meal. But of course you can get other soups just as cheap. Basically, any canned foods.
Canned foods & veggies: this one goes without saying. Although, the better options are sometimes $2 to $3 the same can be said for frozen veggies, but just heat these up and cook them in fried rice or just add butter and eat them aside a nice entré
Chunk light tuna: speaking of canned foods, canned tuna is soooo cheap and is a great option (if you even like tuna). Dont actually get the "pack tuna" for $1 a pack unless you want to keep it in your bag bc canned tuna is around 60 cents a can. Mix it with Miracle Whip (or mayo) and spread it over break for a good sammich.
Grilled cheese (or cheese toastie if you arent American I think??): similar to previous options, youre getting your cheese and your butter and your bread. Not as healthy as other options but way better than fast food calories.
Quesadillas: similar to grilled cheese, except spICY. My brother only eats these and he has no meal plan. I do it now too. Honestly, adding up tortillas, cheese dip, shredded cheese, & chicken is kind of costly but worth it. Also cooking chicken is annoying bc I dont have time for that. But. Yknow. A great option.
Pillsbury Crescents: a little costly, about $2+ per tube, but still fookin delicious. Also imma be real: actually havent checked the nutrition label to see if these are actually healthy. But these are sO useful. Make them by themselves for breakfast (with jam, eggs, or alone) or use the dough for other recipes. I use these with Manwich sauce, cheese, and ground beef for snacks :)
Manwiches: manwich sauce cans are $1 and although they have some sugar, its not nearly as bad as fast food. Just cook up some ground beef to go with it & maybe add cheese, sliced bread, or hamburger buns
PB&J: Another OG. I could never get tired of these. You just gotta make sure you have soft bread and the pb&j and youre good to go. Although..like.. some people apparently like theirs toasted or with different jams (I like strawberry).
Eggs!!!! : Just keep these in your fridge. Just do it. You never know when youre going to run out of food. Boiled? Scrambled? Fried? Soft boiled? With ramen? Omelet? In fried rice? Egg sandwich??? Eat them with bread, eat them with toast, eat them as a breakfast sandwich, scramble them with cheese, the list goes on. If you dont eat them often, get a smaller carton, but always have eggs! Also, for baking.
Rice, or fried rice: If you like rice, have been cooking rice for a long time, and can actually make it without burning, make sure you have rice. If you like rice but have never actually made it yourself, it takes trial and error in a pot. Or just invest in a rice cooker. Additionally, fried rice is not that difficult to learn & it fits the bill for healthy bc you can add unlimited veggies and meats. Im not here to educated you but the more ingredients, the better, is how i see it.
Fresh Food:
Fruit: I literally have "an apple a day" for breakfast. It's just good for you. Keep them in your fridge to keep them fresh. Keep one in your bag in case you get hungry. Bananas? Awesome! Use them in smoothies or a milkshake or eat them with your cereal or even with peanut butter. Possibilities are endless with fruit. Just make sure they dont spoil. Apples are OG bc they dont spoil as easily.
Vegetables: Make sure to only periodically get them so that they dont go to waste. Make some broccoli with butter & eat it alongside pasta. Or asparagus. Anything you want. Just make sure to have some with your meals sometimes. Greens are good. Additionally, carrots can get addicting if yoh eat them with ranch. The plus side is they are filling. If you have a tendency to want to munch on something: carrots.
Deli Meat / Sandwich Options: I personally dont make deli sandwiches because ham (as well as roast beef or turkey) can be expensive and then wanting to add lettuce and tomato to a sandwich sounds amazing but I'm scared they will spoil. Dont let me stop you though! Sandwiches are amazing.
Meat: you dont want to be cooking meat all the time bc it can get expensive, but the basics I always get are ground beef and chicken. I prefer "boneless skinless chicken thigh fillets" but you would need to cut off the fat. You could always get rotisserie if you arent feeling to for cooking. Also, if you're feeling expensive one week, salmon is just sooo good. I ate it with asparagus and seasoned with lemon. Delicious.
Snack / Dessert Options:
(I personally don't keep snacks or dessert in my home very often bc you dont want to binge eat. But here is what I have)
Peanut butter: classic, filling, can be potentially bad if you eat a shite ton
Nuts: peanuts, almonds, cashews, and especially pecans
Cookies: make your own, a lot of simple cookie recipes exist and it's a lot easier than you think. Baking essentials like flour, sugar, milk, and eggs are not that expensive to keep around in an apartment kitchen. Difficulties may be vanilla extract (the avg student doesnt have this lying around) a baking sheet, a big bowl, and possible a whisk. Store bought cookie dough isnt too bad either.
Box-cakes / box-brownies: simple and easy. Takes a few eggs sometimes and some oil, milk or water. The same goes for pancake mix. Honestly, I had an out-of-country roommate and he had never heard of boxed cake mix or brownie mix. They always made from scratch where he lived.
Low-calorie ice cream: okay ice cream can be pretty expensive and filled w/ added sugars. I used to eat this strawberry icecream sweetened with stevia and it was SO delicious, but I couldnt find that at my grocery store. Other options are "low-calorie" ice cream or "no added sugars" ice cream. I have one of these and the thing abt it is that its just the right amount of sugar to taste like ice cream and the neat thing is that you dont feel like binging it bc it doesnt have addicting added sugars.
Milkshakes / smoothies: this is a tough one bc me and most other students dont own a blender or juicer. I personally get my smoothies from a local smoothie place that only uses fresh fruit and then I ask not to add the natural sugars bc it is sweet enough with the fruit. Natural smoothies are delicious & I find that you can kind of make then if u freeze your fruits and blend w a fork. "Handmade" milkshakes are actually super easy w this method.
Yogurt: just...mmm.
"Healthy" snack food section, often called the gluten-free aisle: im not too experienced with this and im sure they have added sugars too but what I do know is I tried these gluten free oreos once and they were delicious
Fruits: I mentioned earlier but apples are great snacks
Veggies: also like I said earlier, carrots are great snacks. Not exactly a veggie but possibly potatoes for a meal or snack.
Granola Bars: for when youre too lazy to keep up with fruit and if fruit will spoil, granola bars (they healthy kind, not the chewy sugary kind) are so good to have in your pantry or keep in your backpack for a snack (and to keep you from on campus temptations). Also I used Nature Valley ones instead of cereal. They actually dissolve and are delicious with milk, since some cereals are so sugary.
Since my last college tips post got some notes I figured I'd keep writing these advice posts. For reference, I am hoping to become an RA next year at my college, so I'm not just speaking out of my ass. I generally have experience at college thus far and want to help students.
#Im American and Im not Vegan so sorry if this didnt help non americans and definitely not vegans :(#college tips#college advice#life hack#healthy living#food
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this week’s ziam ao3 feed
Hey y’all! welcome to the ao3 feed, this week we had some good updated works and new fics so go read them and remember to leave kudos and comments! Stay tune for next sunday for a new edition of the ao3 feed! :*
fics updated/posted from April 16th to the 22nd
A Growing Dysfunctional Family by the_less_i_know (wip)
I don't really know how to summarize this... but at its most basic the story is set in a world where humans and supernatural beings exist, except that humans of course are unaware of the supernatural world. It's a messy story where Liam and Zayn fall in love, but it's not solely focused on their relationship. This means that if you're just expecting to read about ziam only, then this story probably isn't for you. This story is not just about romantic love, but about friendship and family love too. It starts out with Normani, Zayn, and Louis, who kind of set the tone of the story and it all develops from there. Dinah is 27, Louis is 26, Zayn is 25, and Normani is 20. Liam and Niall are 23. Ally, Harry, and Lauren don't have any concrete ages so yeah.
Beauty Of Life by Larry_tattoos (wip)
"Look who we have here, the nerd of the school", I didn't need to turn around to see the face of the person mocking me cause i already knew him by just hearing his voice.
I wasn't even a nerd, the fact that i top my math class doesn't make me a nerd, I don't wear glasses, i don't wear funny looking shoes, i don't wear braces, i don't wear acne with pants up to my waist but in Zayn Malik's eyes i'm one.
I pretend to arrange my books in my satchel just not to have an eye contact with him, the truth was he terrified me. I could not imagine a day that i would not shiver just hearing his name.
"Wha- what do you wa- nt?", Him and his arrogant friends saw me struggle to form the words and i could hear them giggle.
Or
Being bullied by the love of his life is not the worst pain for Liam, the worst pain is he has no way of erasing the love he feels.
So he let's destiny take his course until its gets too much and he is caught between letting the love go or holding onto it.
But what happens when the love of his life aka his bully starts to care?
Twelve Fic Outtakes/Deleted Scenes by watyonameisgurl (wip)
Pretty much exactly what the title says and what I've hinted at in numerous end notes of the main fic for like forever - a collection of outtakes/deleted scenes (and possibly even some eventual alternate scenarios if I feel up to exploring that) from the Twelve fic verse
[DO NOT READ if you haven't finished the first fic in the verse yet]
Part 3 of Twelve Verse
Intoxicate Me, Mesmerize Me, Obliterate Me by eternallyunleashed (wip)
There was a certain heat obtained from rebellion that even the actual throes of heat never sparked. Keeping up an image of perfection; being the good kid, the perfect son to the Mayor and Chief of Police, the city of Lincoln’s sweetheart omega, it was all taxing to Zayn. Walking the thin line of danger was exhilarating. Was it coincidental that this danger happened to be an attraction to a certain alpha who was none other than the leader of the South Side Vipers gang, who seemed to despise him and the part of town he came from? Probably not. But when had anything ever stopped Zayn?
Within You Without You by PersephoneJones (wip)
Liam started to swipe up to unlock his phone, and then paused, thumb hovering over the screen. He’d been angry at Zayn for a very long time. Probably still was, to be honest. It wasn’t even about him leaving the band. It was that Zayn hadn’t just walked away from his job. He’d walked away from their friendship. Five years of togetherness and camaraderie, and what Liam (and just about everyone else) had thought was a special bond.
Or, the one where Zayn dipped out, sank the Ziam ship, and didn't even bother to call. Can Liam forgive him? Does he want to? And just why have the two of them always been so cuddly with each other, anyway?
dRuNk/Like I Would/Let Me/Dusk Till Dawn by watyonameisgurl
“Happy birthday, I guess,” Zayn says, trying and failing to keep the bitterness out of his voice at the fact that this is his third call and Liam still hasn’t answered. At the fact that he’s with her. At a party that Zayn wasn’t invited to...
Or: A series of drabbles based on the themes of the aforementioned songs…basically my headcanons for the moments that inspired these songs (these aren’t songfics though)
Two Point 0 by watyonameisgurl (wip)
“Because healing is messy and ugly and slow and doesn’t just happen in a progressive line. Sometimes...sometimes it’s gonna feel like you’re going backwards or sideways or every direction but forward, and you might not ever feel the same as you were, you might always be different from the person you used to be, but sometimes that’s okay...”
Zayn looks out at the sea of faces staring back at him, fights down the anxiety still threatening to overwhelm him even though he’s almost through now. He’d known this wouldn’t be easy, but there’s so many of them, looking to him. And seeing all of them here, now, in front him—even if it still isn’t all of them—is a bit overwhelming. As he looks around though he catches sight of Liam in the sea of faces, smiling proudly, and that’s all it takes. He can already feel himself relaxing, powering through the last of what he wants and needs to say. Counting down the moments until he’s back by Liam’s side again, safe and sound and that’s what gets him through.
[Or: Zayn keeps healing, Liam does too. But it’s not easy when there are so many forces still so determined not to let them. And fighting them alone is one thing. But the problem is it’s not just Zayn's fight anymore.]
Part 2 of Twelve Verse
All the different kinds of flowers by Androgyne, ZoeRavenclaw28 (wip)
When Liam, the future Tsars right-hand man, meets Zayn, the son of an Emir, his world turns upside-down.
A story about late-night chess games, scents, herbs, and so so many flowers.
Part 2 of All The Different Kinds Of Flowers
Baby I'll Never Leave You (If You Keep Holding Me This Way) by CrazyMofos (wip)
It was 2015 I am Liam
The King Of Queens by LHSHIP (wip)
Zayn was just like every other fangirl, except he was a boy. To be exact, the only boy in a girls’ only world, the Liam Payne fandom. His internet friends - all girls of course - thought he should be referred to as "The King Of Queens" apparently being the only boy who openly drooled over singer Liam Payne. And he liked it, not only because it was his dad’s favorite TV show but also because he'd always called all of his girls “queens” to make them feel special.
So yes, he was one of those totally obsessed fans who basically spent all of their time on Twitter because of a super famous and successful celebrity who didn’t even know about their existence. And sometimes Zayn had to deal with his real life and real problems such as the upcoming class reunion and a missing date.
And maybe he was a just a tiny little bit of in love with Liam Payne...
Half Of The Stories by CamelotHarris (wip)
'Half Of The Stories'from Louis' Just Like You. These stories are about after Zayn left One Direction, five boys' life and what will they think of something about themselves . In the story there are part of the content is real. And will repeat some events about them . Now they are going through a lot of things, so I don't know when to end it.
iT's YoU by SpookyFaces (wip)
Popular, handsome and athletic Liam Payne has nothing in common with Zayn Malik, the bad-boy of the school, who wears leather jackets, combat boots and spends his lunch breaks with a cigarette and a sketchbook in his hands. There is something mysterious, something strange about him. Rumors say the half of his family has tragically died a few years ago. And there is something tragic about him. The way he walks alone in the hallways, the way he barely talks to anyone, except his stupid, curly friend.
Liam hates him. He hates his honey-colored eyes, his stupidly long eyelashes, his unbelievably long fingers, his raven-black hair and mesmerizing lips.
Yeah, he obviously hates him.
"Obviously" - Louis agrees, wiggling his eyebrows.
I remember every look upon your face by cpiklor (wip)
Zayn thought his summer break was going to be his most boring one yet - his new job was working him to levels he'd never experienced prior, which meant he rarely had free time away from the greasy deli kitchen to mentally prepare himself for his upcoming second year in college.
Until the deli got a new employee. Liam.
Liam was one of the hardest-working employees in the grocery store, Zayn could tell already. He listened intently to every instruction he was given, and nearly perfected everything - whether it be breading chicken, slicing cheese, or just chatting up the customers during lulls.
Liam was beautiful in every sense of the word - golden-brown hair with deep brown eyes, tall, slim, and fuck, he was toned. His biceps were noticeable even through their chunky cloth work shirts. He was ridiculously kind and hilarious, too. Everything made him laugh, and Zayn had yet to witness him in a bad mood.
The complete opposite of Liam, Zayn was broody and shy, with black hair, olive and a love for quiet spaces. He had a killer bitch face, which made him less approachable, and no wonder Liam wasn't sure about him. He could do better than someone like Zayn.
Zayn was fucked.
Beyond Words by StoryAnonGuy33 (wip)
"Some things are beyond words" Liam added lightly, Zayn laying back down on Liam's chest. "They are, aren't they?" He commented back, Liam smiling and kissing the top of his head. "You bet babe"
Or when Liam and Zayn attend the same college and with budding and cemented feelings between the two, will things turn out the way they want?
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THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO DINING ON A CRUISE WITH KIDS
The best part of a family vacation is all the new experiences you share together. But sometimes that same excitement doesn’t apply to mealtime, where new foods can be a challenge for the littlest travelers. At the Dolphin cruise in St Pete Beach FL, there are so many choices for delicious dining that every meal can be easy — even with a picky eater in tow.
WINDJAMMER
When you’re on vacation with your family, it can be tough to find a casual, no-fuss restaurant that caters to everyone in the group. Windjammer is the perfect spot for just that. Every cruise ship in the fleet has one, and they all offer complimentary breakfast, lunch and dinner in a laid back self-serve buffet-style setting kids love.
In the mornings, you’ll find stations heaped with traditional breakfast options like eggs, bacon, yogurt, fresh fruit and cereal, plus dishes from around the world, like Italian rope sausage, sugar-dusted Berliners, and southern-style fried chicken and waffles.
On some ships, there’s even a made-to-order omelet station. There is also plenty of choices for the little ones, including traditional pancakes and waffles.
THE MAIN DINING ROOM
Like Windjammer, the Main Dining Room is another fleetwide complimentary dining option that serves breakfast, lunch and dinner with lots of variety to choose from.
While most cruises host a formal night that allows guests the option to get glammed up, the usual attire when having dinner in the Main Dining Room is resort casual — that means sun dresses, nice slacks, blouses and collared shirts. Breakfast and lunch allow for more relaxed attire.
With its sophisticated décor and personalized wait service, the atmosphere in the Main Dining Room is more upscale than the casual vibes you’ll experience at Windjammer, but it’s still a family-friendly dining option for anyone traveling with small kids.
Breakfast and lunch in the Main Dining Room both offer the choice between a self-serve buffet of classic hot and cold dishes and à la carte menu items.
The dinner menu features a rotating assortment of global selections and classic staples that don’t change, all of which are completely customizable to suit your preferences or dietary needs. And for little ones, a kids’ menu highlights easy-to-eat comfort foods like chicken tenders, burgers, pizza, spaghetti and more.
BEST BITES WHEN YOU’RE ON-THE-GO
CAFÉ PROMENADE
Café Promenade is another casual complimentary option available on all Oasis Class ships, as well as Quantum, Freedom and Voyager Class ships. Open 24 hours every day, it steals the title of ‘most convenient’ snack-spot onboard. Whether you feel like indulging in breakfast pastries with your morning cup of coffee, light sandwiches at lunch, a sweet treat or a glass of your go-to wine, you can count on Café Promenade to cater to every craving, no matter what time of day.
JOHNNY ROCKETS
At Johnny Rockets, you can treat yourself and your little ones to rich handspun milkshakes, perfectly grilled burgers, and crispy golden waffle fries served with an extra dose of quintessential Americana.
This iconic retro-inspired diner is the perfect place to stop in with the kids for a quick bite and a side of nostalgia. Johnny Rockets has a modest cover charge for lunch and dinner, and offers complimentary breakfast on Allure, Harmony, Oasis and Symphony of the Seas.
SORRENTO'S
Sometimes, nothing beats the classic simplicity of a well-made pizza — and that’s exactly what you’ll find at Sorrento’s. This popular onboard eatery elevates every slice to delicious new heights. Baked in a stone oven and topped with the freshest ingredients, the pies at Sorrento’s hit the spot whether you’re stopping by for a quick snack with your little ones in between onboard thrills, or satisfying late-night cravings after an evening spent dancing at Boleros or Club Twenty while the kids are having a blast at Adventure Ocean.
And while pizza is certainly the star attraction at Sorrento’s, you’ll also find a variety of antipasti, salads and desserts — all complimentary, of course.
PARK CAFÉ
All Oasis Class ships have a complimentary Park Café — you’ll also find it on some Radiance and Vision Class ships. In the mornings, Park Café serves cereal, sweet treats and some hot dishes. It’s also the only restaurant onboard with a full bagel station. But the real star of the show at Park Cafe is the legendary Kummelweck.
Featuring two slices of roast beef, slow roasted for 12 hours and placed on a fresh baked roll, this lunchtime sandwich has become something of a fan favorite. The restaurant also serves healthy made-to-order salads, fresh-pressed panini and deli classics.
DOG HOUSE
If you think this is your average hot dog stand, think again. A favorite among cruisers, The Dog House is all about making lip-smacking gourmet sausages packed with flavor and inspired by different places around the world — like “The Sicilian,” made with pork, garlic, oregano and Italian spices in a parmesan and cheddar baguette, “The Big Apple,” a chicken sausage blended with juicy bits of apple, and the bestselling “Wünderdog,” made in the traditional Austrian style with 100% delicate veal.
This quick and easy casual spot available on selected ships is a favorite grab-and-go dining option that’s popular among little kids, teenagers and adults. Dog House serves up specialty hot dogs and sides like sauerkraut, sautéed onions and potato salad every day for lunch and dinner, and it’s all included in your cruise fare.
EL LOCO FRESH
As far as grab-and-go dining options are concerned, El Loco Fresh is a proven hit among kids. True to its name, the all-new El Loco Fresh serves up insanely delicious Mexican fare like savory beef burritos, flavor-filled fish tacos, tasty carnitas and cheesy quesadillas — not to mention classic mole sauce, creamy and refreshing guacamole and a salsa bar that caters to all levels of spice lovers.
Open daily for lunch on Symphony and Navigator of the Seas, El Loco Fresh is a great complimentary option for explorers of all ages.
FAVORITES THE WHOLE FAMILY WILL LOVE
PLAYMAKERS SPORTS BAR & ARCADE
Playmakers Sports Bar & Arcade doesn’t just deliver on delicious food kids will love — it also offers endless hours of entertainment for adventurers in every age group. The à la carte menu spotlights game day classics like buffalo wings, sliders and the signature Playmakers Burger, which adults can pair with icy cold domestic and international drafts.
Kid-friendly options off the Pee Wee menu include cornflake-breaded chicken tenders and a juicy all-beef Home Run Hamburger that’s the perfect size for little hands and smaller appetites.
For dessert, kids can dig in to the Campfire Cookie — a warm homemade chocolate chip delight topped with gooey melted marshmallow and rich Nutella — or the massive perfect-for-sharing Touchdown Sundae, served in a mini football helmet. Once you and your squad are done chowing down, the whole family can get their game on in the arcade with a round of Skee-ball, Connect 4, Ms. Pacman or Super Mario Racing — the list goes on.
ITALIAN FAVES: JAMIE’S ITALIAN BY JAMIE OLIVER AND GIOVANNI’S KITCHEN
If you’re in the mood for homemade flavors inspired by the Mediterranean, it doesn’t get better than the two Italian dining concepts Royal Caribbean has brought to life onboard: Jamie’s Italian by Jamie Oliver and Giovanni’s Table.
Helmed by one of Britain’s most famous celebrity chefs, Jamie’s Italian serves Tuscan-inspired dishes on Harmony and Symphony of the Seas, the Royal Amplified Mariner and Navigator of the Seas, and Quantum Class ships, while Giovanni’s Table spotlights rustic trattoria-style classics on Oasis and Allure of the Seas, all Voyager and Radiance Class ships, plus several others across the fleet.
Both are smart casual specialty restaurants that offer hearty Italian comfort food like lasagna, bruschetta and homemade focaccia, antipasti and salads, and a delicious selection of pasta often served family-style so that it’s perfect for sharing.
If you’re dining with a group at Jamie’s Italian, you should definitely order the Famous Plank — a shareable app loaded with cured meats, artisanal cheeses and tart pickles.
A SWEET BONUS ON SYMPHONY OF THE SEAS
SUGAR BEACH
If you happen to be cruising onboard Symphony of the Seas or the newly amplified Navigator of the Seas and you have a sweet tooth, you’ll definitely want to check out Sugar Beach on the Boardwalk. Stocked from floor to ceiling with all kinds of creative confections and indulgent ice creams, this new addition to the Royal Caribbean roster of edible delights is a can’t miss stop for a decadent pick-me-up.
In this colorful candy oasis, both children and adults can treat themselves to tasty sweets priced by the ounce or per piece. The shop also regularly hosts family-friendly activities, like cupcake decorating classes.
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So apparently I'm accidentally eating mostly plant based out of convenience? Public the plant based meat alternatives are closer to the produce which is closer than the actual meat/frozen and packaged meat, same for "cheese". I use plant "milk" unless I'm doing like biscuits and gravy or cheesecake or you know it needs actual milk. I'm mildly lactose intolerant and it's better for everyone. Butter is amazing and no I will not give it up (but since non dairy imitation butters are pretty tasty if you wags pay that much) the plant based grounds come frozen and I don't have to worry about whether it's cooked or just warm enough, and I can dump it straight into a pot of spaghetti sauce and have like 10-15 meals from one pack and the veggies in the sauce. I have chicken and beef and vegetable stock concentrate. Less storage space needed, just add water (or milk if that's your jam) for whatever you're making, concentrated or diluted as much a you want. I'm not giving up eggs they're delicious and nutritious and convenient. Hard to accurately replace. Chemical interactions and textures can go wonky when baking etc with replacements. Sometimes I still want a steak or chicken nuggets etc. Not gonna tell myself I can't eat it or shouldn't eat it. It's fine and e get nutrient deficiencies without it or supplements, and I already spend enough on medications. I have a produce delivery service and Walmart delivery for the things that aren't in the same section of publix.
Before anyone whines about me being lazy for not walking 4-5 isles over to the meat or other side of the store, I've had chronic pain since middle or high school (I'm 27 that's over a decade thanks) my heartrate sometimes shoots to the 150s or 220 because I stood up, sometimes because I had a coke. I've also got narcolepsy and either fibro and/or arthritis, and I don't know if it's both or just one. And all the joints that hurt are just feeling more and more injured or deteriorated every month. But the basic principal is I'm consistently exhausted, have limited spoons to start with, and to top it off I work a physical job that requires a lot of standing, pulling people onto beds and tables, wearing 25+lbs of lead for most of a 10 hour shift and I never sleep well on call. And I'm on call at minimum once every week. When I buy plant protein deli slices and cheddar style shreds, I'm doing it because I physically cannot safely make it to the other side of the store for real cheese, and my job pays well enough that I can afford the few extra cents more each time I'm only going in for a couple things and that's one. And because I'll take 99 cent tortilla chips as long as they're salty enough.
So yeah. I'm eating largely plant based recently due to convenience and the foods I happen to feel like eating, but I'll still gladly chow down on some steak, fried chicken, biscuits and gravy etc. It's just fun to say "whoops I was accidentally almost vegan this week out of convenience" because damn I never in my life thought I would have such a unique life scenario where vegan foods were more convenient
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ooooohhhkay. today was not bad. but we should start with last night and I’m going to be slightly vague but I think it’ll be understandable. basically I had this medication that helped me go to sleep, but this doctor didn’t like how I was on it so he cut the dose down and added another medication, which may or may not be the cause of my current medical issues, and not to doubt doctors but tbh I’m the one here and experiencing things and I’m seeing how things fall through the cracks sometimes and things just don’t go how they should. but anyway when those issues started they took me off that med and just said use benadryl for sleep purposes. my new psychiatrist filled it for 1.5 mg when I had previously doing 1 mg and two benadryl, but I realized that was kind of stupid when you think about it, so last night I got my new month’s supply of the med and officially took out the benadryl and did 1.5 of the other, annnnnnd then I passed out before writing a post or like, going back to brush my teeth or anything lol. so that’s why there was no post last night. but yeah, I think I woke up between like 1-2 pm, took a bit making breakfast (blueberry and brown sugar oatmeal, the real stuff not the packets) and relaxed for a little before taking on the giant mess that was my kitchen at this point and just like, completely wiped everything down and cleaned it up, which took a while, but I was happy when it was done. dinner I was going a bit random, I got a pack of the like little corn tortillas for the small group cooking for the night and we used like 4, and now I have 20 more tortillas to eat lol so I put two of them in the toaster to get them a bit crisper, and then topped each with a slice of American cheese which is not normally what I would use but I have some of the deli counter stuff not the plastic wrapped kraft ones, so I’m trying to use them before they go bad as well. so yeah, topped them with the cheese and gave them a minute, that stuck them in the microwave for like 30 seconds and put them together, like a little cross between a quesadilla and a grilled cheese (I don’t think many hispanic people would be happy if I referred to something made with American cheese a straight up quesadilla, lol). so that turned out pretty well, then I just watched Chicago Fire while being on my computer for the rest of the night. I’m just starting the 3rd season, liking it a lot so far. but yeah, as it was getting later I decided to shower and start getting ready for bed, and now I’m here and feel like I might me passing out soon, so I’m gonna head to bed now. Goodnight folks. Hope you had an awesome Saturday.
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Lavender Walls: A Jim Morrison Fan Fiction. Part I (special edition – Thanksgiving 2017)
Jim and Sarah story (special edition – Thanksgiving 2017)
It was the day before thanksgiving and Jim and Sarah were in room 32 at the Alta Cienega Motel. Sarah was sitting on the bed and Jim was sitting at the little table in the room working on his poetry. Jim looked up from his notebook and said, “Baby, what are we doing for thanksgiving? Are you going to cook me a turkey?” Sarah looked at him and said, “OMG are you serious? How am I supposed to cook a turkey in a crappy motel room? We don’t have an oven. We don’t even have a microwave. If you’d get us an apartment then I could cook you thanksgiving dinner.”
Jim stroked his beard and ran his hand through his long, messy shoulder length hair and said, “But I like being here. Its just us and this one room. Its quaint.” Sarah just looked at him and said, “Yeah um…quaint ain’t the word I’d use to describe this place. I want our own place Jim.” Jim sighed and said, “OK next week I’ll contact a real estate agent and have him look for apartments for us.” Sarah smiled and said, “Good. You’ll like living in an apartment better than here.”
Jim didn’t say anything and went back to work on his poetry. He looked up and said, “You know if your stupid aunt wasn’t coming to dinner we could have gone to your parents house. You mom is a good cook.” Sarah said, “Yeah well she comes every year and we couldn’t have gone because you have a Doors concert friday nite.” Jim groaned and said, “Don’t remind me. If I could ever make money off of my poetry I’d quit the band and focus on that, but I can’t support us on my poetry.”
Sarah took a nap while Jim continued to work on his poetry. About an hour later he said, “Baby girl, want to go to dinner? We can use that Golden Corral gift card Robby gave us.” Sarah made a face and said, “I don’t really like that place and I think its odd your guitar player gave you a gift card to there.” Jim responded, “Remember he won four of them so each band member got one. Besides I bet they have turkey since I won’t be getting any tomorrow.”
Jim and Sarah were at Golden Corral. They had just paid and were in the buffet line. Sarah was annoyed and Jim could barely contain his excitement. He had both their plates on the tray. As they made their way through the line Jim filled his plate up with turkey, an obscene amount of mashed potatoes, green beans, corn on the cob and dinner rolls and then drowned everything in gravy. On Sarah’s plate he put two chicken fingers, a small slice of pizza and some macaroni and cheese.
As they made their way to their table they saw Ray Manzarek and his wife Dorothy sitting at a table. Ray smiled and said, “Jim, Sarah! Nice to see you here using the gift card from Robby. Care to join us.” Jim said, “No. Sarah and I need to discuss our plans for tomorrow. See you friday at the concert.” Ray shrugged his shoulders and said, “Whatever man. Enjoy the good food.” Sarah laughed and said, “If you can call it food.”
Sarah and Jim were sitting at their table eating their dinner. Jim grumbled, “I don’t understand why this place doesn’t have beer.” Sarah said, “As shitty as the food is they ought to so people can get drunk and forget where they are.” Jim rolled his eyes and sarcastically said, “HaHa very funny. I really don’t understand why don’t they have beer here? This is beer food.” Sarah said, “Because this is one of those stupid family restaurants.” Jim said, “Yeah there are a lot of kids here. I hope they don’t eat all the dessert.” Sarah rolled her eyes and laughed and smiled at him.
Jim and Sarah were back at the Alta Cienega Motel. Jim was laying on the bed complaining that his stomach hurt, “Sarah my tummy hurts.” Sarah looked up from her laptop and said, “Well I guess so. Jim you practically ate that place out of food. I have never seen one person eat so many mashed potatoes before in my life. And then sticking your mouth under that chocolate fountain…OMG.” Jim said, “That was fun except for the fact that the chocolate got in my beard which was kind of messy.” Sarah said, “And it was messy cleaning the chocolate out of your beard.”
Jim looked at her and said, “Will you just lay here next to me. Lets just call it a nite and go to bed. My stomach does not feel well at all. I just want to lie here, hold you and maybe recite some poetry.” Sarah smiled and happily got into bed with him. There was nothing she loved more than to lay next to him in bed while he held her and recited poetry to her. She settled into his arms and felt safe and relaxed.
As Sarah lay next to Jim, her head resting on his chest, he gently kissed the top of her head and said, “Baby girl, you know I love you right?” Sarah nodded and said, “Of course I do. And I love you too.” He said, “Good, because sometimes I feel like I don’t show it enough. Being a Door makes me want to go postal and you are the only thing that keeps me sane in this crazy life that we live. And I know it stresses you out, but you stay with me no matter what. You have no idea what that means to me.” Sarah said, “I stay with you because I love you more than anything. I’d rather live the crazy life we do than live without you.”
Jim and Sarah awoke to a knock at their door. Jim groggily said, “Who could that be? Its 8am on thanksgiving.” He gently shook Sarah and said, “Baby, you have to wake up and get off of me. I need to answer the door.” Jim was finally able to get himself out from under Sarah and went to answer the door. He opened it and saw Ray Manzarek standing there.
Sarah sleepily sat up and said, “Jim, who is it?” Jim responded, “Ray.” Sarah said, “Damn it Ray, its too early. Go home. Besides the concert isn’t until tomorrow nite anyway.” Ray stepped past Jim into the small motel room. He looked around and thought it looked like a bomb had gone off in there. He said, “I wanted to let Jim know that at Golden Corral today the first 500 customers get a free turkey dinner and the first 5000 get a free to go box of food. I figured with you two living in this motel room you probably wouldn’t have much of a thanksgiving.”
Jim smiled and said, “Awesome. Wow free turkey dinner to the first 500 customers. Baby, we need to get ready. We’re going to Golden Corral for thanksgiving.” Sarah said, “Jim can’t go. He got sick from eating there last nite. I was up half the nite with him because his stomach was upset. He’s not going back there. And 500 people?” Ray said, “Well the first 500 get that free turkey dinner, the first 5000 get a free take home box.” Sarah said, “That is too many fucking people. We’re not going.” Jim looked at Ray and pointed at the door as he said, “If you’ll excuse us for a minute.” Ray stepped outside.
Sarah said, “No, we are not going back to Golden Corral. We were just there last nite. And why do you want to eat somewhere that made you sick?” Jim responded, “I only got sick because I ate too much. I won’t eat too much today. I really want to go there, baby girl.” Sarah looked at him and said, “Jim, honey, no I don’t like it there. Their food is gross.” Jim walked over to the bed where Sarah was still sitting. He sat down on the bed and kissed her softly as he said, “I really want to go there, baby. Please. Ray’s going too. I promise I won’t eat too much like last nite and I won’t stick my mouth under the chocolate fountain again. Please baby girl? I love you.” Sarah said, “OK fine we’ll go. I can see that you really want to go. I love you too Jim.” Jim smiled and gently kissed her on her forehead.
Jim, Sarah and Ray were at Golden Corral. They were one of the first 500 customers so they were able to get their free thanksgiving dinner. They were also one of the first 5000 customers so they also got a free to go box to take with them. Sarah threw her box on Jim’s tray as she knew he would want it. Jim was so giddy waiting for his thanksgiving dinner as they stood in line. Sarah stood behind him with her chin resting on his shoulder. Just as it was about to be their turn a woman came out and said the restaurant was out of turkey. Jim threw his tray down and said, “Come on baby, we’re leaving. If I can’t get turkey then I don’t want to eat here. Fuck this place.” Jim and Sarah left while Ray continued to stand in line.
Jim and Sarah were back at the Alta Cienega Motel eating turkey sandwiches from a deli. Jim said, “This sucks. I was looking forward to the food from Golden Corral.” Sarah said, “No this is much better.” Jim responded, “But we’re sitting on our bed eating turkey sandwiches and sharing a bag of chips and a small bottle of coke because its all the deli had.” Sarah said, “And we’re alone together. Its just the two of us. That’s what I like and I don’t care that we have to share everything. This is the best thanksgiving ever because I’m alone with you.” Jim ran his hand through his hair and said, “Its is nice to be alone with you in a quiet place that even though isn’t the best its been ours for the past 4 months. You are the most important person in my life and I am so thankful for you. I love you baby girl.” Sarah said, “I love you too Jim. You are my everything and mean more to me than anyone will ever know.”
Jim popped a chip in his mouth and said, “Do you think Ray is still at the Golden Corral?” Sarah said, “More than likely. He didn’t seem to have anything better to do. Do you not have cheese on your sandwich?” Jim said, “No. They only put cheese on one side of it and when I split it in half I gave you the half with cheese.” Sarah took the cheese off of her sandwich and tore it in half and gave half to Jim and said, “Here put this on your sandwich.” Jim smiled and leaned forward and kissed Sarah and said, “You’re so sweet.”
It was midnite and Jim and Sarah were snuggled in bed together. Jim said, “This was a wonderful thanksgiving because we didn’t have to spend it with your dumb aunt. I like your parents and I like spending time and holidays with them, but I can’t stand that your aunt is always at holiday dinners.” Sarah said, “I know. I feel the same way. It was nice to have a simple thanksgiving with you.” Jim held Sarah tighter as she laid next to him with her head on her chest and their legs tangled together under the warm covers as she fell asleep. Jim kissed the top of her head and was so thankful to have her as his girl. He knew she was the reason he could get through anything. He fell asleep content that he had at least one good thing in his life.
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Everything a Recipe Developer Uses to Organize Her Pantry, Fridge, and Freezer
Courtesy of Food52
One pro’s recommendations for kitchen organizational tools, from the Strategist
Even if you’re the type of New Yorker who regularly cooks in your tiny apartment kitchen, it’s very possible you didn’t think much about a long-term food storage — save for a couple of washed-out takeout containers you use as Tupperware when you made too much pasta — until you were asked to stay indoors for the foreseeable future. You can of course still grocery shop, but it’s smarter to go less often by stocking up (not stockpiling — five cans of chickpeas? Sure. 50? Please don’t). The best way to socially distance is to avoid crowding commonly used spaces, like a supermarket. Preparing your kitchen to house more food for longer stretches of time requires a bit of extra pantry, fridge, and freezer organization.
As someone who develops and tests recipes regularly for work, I’m typically in possession of a few more groceries than the average home cook. If I’ve learned anything, it’s that a bit of planning will turn food chaos into (only slightly overwhelming) order. Through vertically stacking, combining smaller packages of the same dry goods into large containers, and using as much freezer real estate as possible, you too can optimize kitchen storage and feel confidently supplied, not like you’re living in an apocalypse fallout shelter or the bean aisle at Whole Foods.
For dry goods in the pantry
Madesmart Dots Stacking Cabinet Shelf
Start by making more space in your current kitchen shelving situation by embracing vertical stacking. Set up these Madesmart steps in your existing pantry for instant additional area to store canned goods, spices, and other containers. You can stack these shelves on top of each other, too, for even more space.
Mepal 5-Piece Airtight Storage Set
For dry goods like beans, lentils, pasta, rice, and other grains, differently sized packages can take up extra room in the panty. Same goes for baking ingredients that come in smaller quantities, like cocoa powder, baking powder and soda, and chocolate chips, as well as nuts and seeds. These can all be transferred into Mepal containers, which come in different sizes but each have the same width and length, as well as a lip around the lids, making them stackable. This means they fit nicely into my kitchen’s built-in pantry and the open shelving unit I put in for extra storage.
Oxo Good Grips POP Container
A few boxes of cereal, granola, or oats can be poured into one of these giant 4.4-quart Oxo containers, as can (often leaky) large bags of flours, sugar, and other large-quantity dry goods. Though they don’t stack on top of each other, the wide base helps these containers balance easily in places that weren’t necessarily designed for food storage but are often used as such, like the top of the fridge. The pop-in button on the lid also creates an airtight seal, which keeps all your dry ingredients fresh for a long time.
For refrigerated goods
Ball Glass Mason Jar with Lid and Band
Small-batch leftovers, quick pickles, cooked grains like rice and quinoa, even your sourdough starter can be stored in these tall, wide-mouth mason jars, which seal airtight and can be neatly arranged in the fridge (or pantry). They’re ideal for keeping tender herbs fresh for longer, too: Just fill with an inch or two of water and drop in your bunches of parsley and cilantro, stem-down. Narrow jars are also the perfect vessel for regrowing scallions: Snip them an inch from the root end, place in a jar with enough water to cover the roots, and leave in a sunny windowsill.
Vejibag Storage Bag
To keep vegetables as fresh as possible for as long as possible, slightly dampen Vejibags and place in your greens, carrots, radishes, and celery. The higher humidity helps them stay crisp for up to two weeks (though writer Mattie Kahn told the Strategist that they kept her kale fresh for 16 days).
Bee’s Wrap 3-Piece Reusable Food Storage
I use Bee’s Wrap almost anywhere you’d use plastic wrap — blocks of cheese, cut fruit and vegetables, loaves of bread and baked goods. It can be washed with cool water and soap, air-dried, and stored in a pantry for about a year, then is totally compostable. (It’s been featured on the Strategist before, too.)
One food safety note: Though Bee’s Wrap is washable, it can’t be sanitized and is therefore not recommended to use for raw meat, as the beeswax could spread bacteria to the next item you wrap. So for uncooked burgers, meatballs, and whole cuts of meat, the most food-safe choice is to continue using plastic wrap or containers that can be washed with very hot water and soap or run through the dishwasher.
For frozen foods
Safeware 8-, 16-, 32-Ounce Deli Plastic Food Containers (40 Sets)
If I had to pick one container to store items in my pantry, fridge, and freezer, it would be these deli containers. They keep leftovers fresh and pantry staples organized, and the uniform mouths mean the lids fit every size container. I fill them with big batches of brothy beans and red sauce and store in the freezer indefinitely. When it comes to reheating, these containers are microwave safe, which is ideal for when I need to defrost leftover canned tomatoes quickly or don’t feel like using a bowl for my leftover stew. (Extra tip: If you’re having issues with your multi-size spice jars, transfer the goods into half-pint deli containers. Label the front side of each container with the spice name, then neatly stack them in one tall pile.)
Souper Cubes Freezing Tray with Lid
While larger containers are great for soups and sauces you plan to reheat all at once, Souper Cubes are an excellent choice if you want to defrost just a cup or so of chicken stock at a time for a specific recipe. It sounds sort of gimmicky, but once you start using them you’ll understand. Of course, regular ice cube trays work just the same, but it’s vaguely annoying to use a tray of half-ounce stock cubes to yield one measly cup.
Rezip 4-Piece Essential Reusable Storage Bag Kit
No matter what kind of food you’re looking to store – from lasagna Bolognese to veggie burgers to a loaf of bread to chopped greens – these bags are a dream. Essentially a heavy-duty silicone zip-top bag, Rezip bags come in myriad sizes — from one-gallon to the equivalent of a “snack bag” — and are totally washable. Stasher bags, which have been featured on the Strategist, are also a great choice here (I own a few myself!), but the largest bag they make is a half-gallon, so if you want something larger, go Rezip.
I freeze fruit like sliced bananas and washed berries on a sheet pan first so they don’t stick together, then transfer to a Rezip bag. When it comes to storing food like lasagna or cooked burgers in these bags, it’s less messy to freeze individual servings wrapped in plastic, foil, or Bee’s Wrap before placing in a Rezip bag. The food should then be slowly defrosted in the fridge, not on the counter. Before reheating, I unwrap the individual servings and place in my usual baking dishes or skillets.
For keeping it all clear and labeled
One tip to keep in mind, regardless of which of these storage options you employ: Get a roll of masking tape and a Sharpie for labeling items once you’ve transferred them to containers. With clear containers, you can of course see the difference between your green lentils and brown rice, but I find it’s nice to see words to take stock of what you have before putting together a grocery list. For fridge leftovers, it’s also a good idea to mark food with the date so you remember to eat items in the order with which they’ll go bad. I sometimes have more than one batch of chicken stock in my freezer, so I’ll label those with the date prepared, just so I know to use the older one first — even though the freezer essentially halts time.
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Courtesy of Food52
One pro’s recommendations for kitchen organizational tools, from the Strategist
Even if you’re the type of New Yorker who regularly cooks in your tiny apartment kitchen, it’s very possible you didn’t think much about a long-term food storage — save for a couple of washed-out takeout containers you use as Tupperware when you made too much pasta — until you were asked to stay indoors for the foreseeable future. You can of course still grocery shop, but it’s smarter to go less often by stocking up (not stockpiling — five cans of chickpeas? Sure. 50? Please don’t). The best way to socially distance is to avoid crowding commonly used spaces, like a supermarket. Preparing your kitchen to house more food for longer stretches of time requires a bit of extra pantry, fridge, and freezer organization.
As someone who develops and tests recipes regularly for work, I’m typically in possession of a few more groceries than the average home cook. If I’ve learned anything, it’s that a bit of planning will turn food chaos into (only slightly overwhelming) order. Through vertically stacking, combining smaller packages of the same dry goods into large containers, and using as much freezer real estate as possible, you too can optimize kitchen storage and feel confidently supplied, not like you’re living in an apocalypse fallout shelter or the bean aisle at Whole Foods.
For dry goods in the pantry
Madesmart Dots Stacking Cabinet Shelf
Start by making more space in your current kitchen shelving situation by embracing vertical stacking. Set up these Madesmart steps in your existing pantry for instant additional area to store canned goods, spices, and other containers. You can stack these shelves on top of each other, too, for even more space.
Mepal 5-Piece Airtight Storage Set
For dry goods like beans, lentils, pasta, rice, and other grains, differently sized packages can take up extra room in the panty. Same goes for baking ingredients that come in smaller quantities, like cocoa powder, baking powder and soda, and chocolate chips, as well as nuts and seeds. These can all be transferred into Mepal containers, which come in different sizes but each have the same width and length, as well as a lip around the lids, making them stackable. This means they fit nicely into my kitchen’s built-in pantry and the open shelving unit I put in for extra storage.
Oxo Good Grips POP Container
A few boxes of cereal, granola, or oats can be poured into one of these giant 4.4-quart Oxo containers, as can (often leaky) large bags of flours, sugar, and other large-quantity dry goods. Though they don’t stack on top of each other, the wide base helps these containers balance easily in places that weren’t necessarily designed for food storage but are often used as such, like the top of the fridge. The pop-in button on the lid also creates an airtight seal, which keeps all your dry ingredients fresh for a long time.
For refrigerated goods
Ball Glass Mason Jar with Lid and Band
Small-batch leftovers, quick pickles, cooked grains like rice and quinoa, even your sourdough starter can be stored in these tall, wide-mouth mason jars, which seal airtight and can be neatly arranged in the fridge (or pantry). They’re ideal for keeping tender herbs fresh for longer, too: Just fill with an inch or two of water and drop in your bunches of parsley and cilantro, stem-down. Narrow jars are also the perfect vessel for regrowing scallions: Snip them an inch from the root end, place in a jar with enough water to cover the roots, and leave in a sunny windowsill.
Vejibag Storage Bag
To keep vegetables as fresh as possible for as long as possible, slightly dampen Vejibags and place in your greens, carrots, radishes, and celery. The higher humidity helps them stay crisp for up to two weeks (though writer Mattie Kahn told the Strategist that they kept her kale fresh for 16 days).
Bee’s Wrap 3-Piece Reusable Food Storage
I use Bee’s Wrap almost anywhere you’d use plastic wrap — blocks of cheese, cut fruit and vegetables, loaves of bread and baked goods. It can be washed with cool water and soap, air-dried, and stored in a pantry for about a year, then is totally compostable. (It’s been featured on the Strategist before, too.)
One food safety note: Though Bee’s Wrap is washable, it can’t be sanitized and is therefore not recommended to use for raw meat, as the beeswax could spread bacteria to the next item you wrap. So for uncooked burgers, meatballs, and whole cuts of meat, the most food-safe choice is to continue using plastic wrap or containers that can be washed with very hot water and soap or run through the dishwasher.
For frozen foods
Safeware 8-, 16-, 32-Ounce Deli Plastic Food Containers (40 Sets)
If I had to pick one container to store items in my pantry, fridge, and freezer, it would be these deli containers. They keep leftovers fresh and pantry staples organized, and the uniform mouths mean the lids fit every size container. I fill them with big batches of brothy beans and red sauce and store in the freezer indefinitely. When it comes to reheating, these containers are microwave safe, which is ideal for when I need to defrost leftover canned tomatoes quickly or don’t feel like using a bowl for my leftover stew. (Extra tip: If you’re having issues with your multi-size spice jars, transfer the goods into half-pint deli containers. Label the front side of each container with the spice name, then neatly stack them in one tall pile.)
Souper Cubes Freezing Tray with Lid
While larger containers are great for soups and sauces you plan to reheat all at once, Souper Cubes are an excellent choice if you want to defrost just a cup or so of chicken stock at a time for a specific recipe. It sounds sort of gimmicky, but once you start using them you’ll understand. Of course, regular ice cube trays work just the same, but it’s vaguely annoying to use a tray of half-ounce stock cubes to yield one measly cup.
Rezip 4-Piece Essential Reusable Storage Bag Kit
No matter what kind of food you’re looking to store – from lasagna Bolognese to veggie burgers to a loaf of bread to chopped greens – these bags are a dream. Essentially a heavy-duty silicone zip-top bag, Rezip bags come in myriad sizes — from one-gallon to the equivalent of a “snack bag” — and are totally washable. Stasher bags, which have been featured on the Strategist, are also a great choice here (I own a few myself!), but the largest bag they make is a half-gallon, so if you want something larger, go Rezip.
I freeze fruit like sliced bananas and washed berries on a sheet pan first so they don’t stick together, then transfer to a Rezip bag. When it comes to storing food like lasagna or cooked burgers in these bags, it’s less messy to freeze individual servings wrapped in plastic, foil, or Bee’s Wrap before placing in a Rezip bag. The food should then be slowly defrosted in the fridge, not on the counter. Before reheating, I unwrap the individual servings and place in my usual baking dishes or skillets.
For keeping it all clear and labeled
One tip to keep in mind, regardless of which of these storage options you employ: Get a roll of masking tape and a Sharpie for labeling items once you’ve transferred them to containers. With clear containers, you can of course see the difference between your green lentils and brown rice, but I find it’s nice to see words to take stock of what you have before putting together a grocery list. For fridge leftovers, it’s also a good idea to mark food with the date so you remember to eat items in the order with which they’ll go bad. I sometimes have more than one batch of chicken stock in my freezer, so I’ll label those with the date prepared, just so I know to use the older one first — even though the freezer essentially halts time.
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He just huffed at her when she didn’t let him get what he wanted- he was ambitious, no doubt, eyes bigger than the mouth (or maybe not?), at least….bigger than the freezer.
His mouth watered when he saw the huge amount of meat behind the glass- his body was asking-begging- for protein- real food, he had been regenerating a lot- not on the outside, but inside. When she asked for the curry chicken, even he stopped looking at the things on the shelves and focused on her- yep, that was a lot. “Cheese…? I do not know…cheese kinds…” he looked slightly downwards to see her face, since he was close. Noonien tried to focus on his nose, maybe their smell could tell something about the taste- of course he wouldn’t go around sniffing things like an animal, he just had to focus. After a while, he pointed to the two most suave ones. Smells that were too strong felt like an offense to his nose. The ham sure smelled good, specially while being sliced like that- oh he was getting hungry, the smell of that place was opening his appetite. He wasn’t getting feverish anymore and the better he got the faster he recovered. In general, he was quite calm, looked less energetic than Rei, but he was curious, discreet (except when he took the frozen turkeys)- He looked around, some people would glance at him for afar sometimes, maybe just curious, maybe just admiring- since most people weren’t like him.
“Well if you ask politely you can get samples of the cheeses.” It was how she learned she liked the sun roasted tomato turkey breast. . Watching as he stared intensely at the cheese, his nostrils flaring slightly. Once he pointed out two cheeses she ordered a pound of each as well as swiss and mozzarella. Once done there she headed towards the check out... not before stopping by the hot and ready section of course. Picking up a mix pack of chicken bites before checking out. Like before she paid for the items and pushed them over to the wall where they were teleported to her home, but this time she left out the chicken bites. While usually this size was meant to feed multiple people, she had a feeling noon could finish these on his own. Once outside the deli she handed him the box. “Have at it, you did good.”
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For honesty hour, what makes a good hoagie?
Alright my child. Listen up. Your parental unit is gonna do you a learning. The secret is in the bread. Honestly. You need a real nice freshly baked ROLL. Don't ask me how to define a roll, but sometimes you get a "roll" that's all dry and shit that feels like it's just sawdust masquerading as bread masquerading as a roll. It's horrible. It should have a nice crust on the outside, but not too hard cause then it just destroys the roof of your mouth and the inside of your gums of your bottom teeth. That sucks hard. Now, there's one more piece to this whole bread thing fam. Listen up: where the water comes from is important. I mean, Florida rolls are ok, but I can tell you the difference in an instant between a roll made with Florida water vs a roll made with Jersey water and fam...Jersey rolls are top notch, alright? Cool, so we got that settled, now let's talk about fillings. Fam, I ordered a HOAGIE, not a fucking deli sample of ham on a roll. Da fuq is this bullshit? Whatever ratio you prefer (more meat than cheese, more cheese than meat, no cheese, balance) is fine, but for fucks sake PUT SHIT ON THE DAMN SAMMICH. If I wanted a roll, I'd have bought a roll and slapped some butter on that bad boy or something. Now I'm a pretty free spirit when it comes to picking your meat and cheese combos, but my wife knows better than to order American cheese on my Italian hoagies, I'm just sayin'. Just like I know better than to ever put American cheese on anything she ever eats. However I do maintain that certain meats and cheese go better together. Of course quality of the cold cuts is important too. I don't mind kraft singles, but those are for kraft Mac n cheese and grilled cheeses. Gotta have some quality cold cuts, bonus points if they cut them to each sammich. Moving on, we've got our other toppings. I'm not a huge fan of a million toppings. I like lettuce and onions and occasionally those little banana peppers, but that's about it. Even still, it's all about ratio. Don't give me two slices of meat, a slice of cheese, and an entire head of ice burg lettuce on a roll. Likewise, I do not, nor will I ever want an onion sammich. If you do, then that's cool. It's still all about ratio, that's what you want then cool. One last thing. Condiments. They're cool. I'm a big fan of mayo (never that miracle whip shit get out don't ever speak to me or my son ever again), some oil and vinegar on my Italians. Don't drown the hoagie. These things are meant to enhance, not mask. Just make yourself a mayo sammich if that's what you want. Plus, if you drown my hoagie in vinegar the bread will get soggy and that's game fucking over namean? So there you go. A comprehensive breakdown of a good hoagie brought to you by The Chelsness.
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