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In light of the fact that I seem to enjoy given prompts or ideas that give our characters a hard time, here's something light:
Reader, who is a teen living at the mansion, tells everyone that their family is coming to visit. Everyone groans because family visits mean one of 2 things: thinly veiled racism thrown toward mutants until its not so thinly veiled and they need to be thrown out, or over protective parents who don't care that their kid needs to learn to control their mutation and needs the protection and community of other mutants, "their pwecious babie" needs to come home to mommy and daddy because they said so. And then they get thrown out.
So the day Reader's fam comes to visit and everybody is just bracing themselves for the worst. Then the family comes through the door.
It's just...a family full of Readers.
They're all so happy to see Reader and meet all their mutant friends and are so thankful the X-men could help their kid where they couldn't and oh they are just so proud.
Reader's grandma is pinching Scott's cheek, telling him what a "handsome young man" he was. Their uncle is giving a burly bear hug to Kurt and sharing the beers he brought for the road with Logan. Their aunties have taken over the kitchen to make everyone food. Their parents have pulled out baby photos to show Jean and Storm. Someone gave like, 12 blankets to Charles.
Aaaaaaawwwwwwww!!!!! I LOVE IT! The Readerson Family! (The last name comes from BeeBeađ!)
The mutants are dumbfounded.
Okay. What is this?
Reader's family is actually... nice.
Like, really nice.
Heck, they've buried Charles in blankets, gifted Hank a tea set with different tea pots and cups and tea bags, Storm and Jean are being showed baby pictures of Reader (and Kitty is watching too, along with Evan). Reader's uncle is having beers with Logan, hugging Kurt and Evan, and handing them root beers. Scott is having him cheek pinched by Reader's grandma and grandpa, who keep calling him a good boy and how he is a handsome young man. Kitty and Kurt are now being given lessons on how to cook, as well as being fed food that Reader's family brought, which includes brisket, apple and pecan pie, chicken and rice casserole, some baked potatoes and roasted potatoes, and some Chick-fil-A if anyone was still hungry afterwards.
This is all... a lot to take in.
Um.
Reader.
Who are these people, and how can they all get adopted into your family? Please? These people are like, older friendly version of you. And they're all nice. And they feed them food and call them such nice people. Reader. Reader please, let them visit you and your family for the holidays. đ„ș
(Woo-hoo!!!! I loved this one, @sugar-soda! It's about time we gave Reader a good family au!) (Especially since they get angst and horror so much!)
#honeycomb thoughts#platonic yandere marvel#yandere platonic marvel#platonic yandere xmen#yandere x-men#platonic yandere marvel x reader#platonic yandere xmen evolution#platonic yandere xmen evolution au#đMeet the Readersonsđ„ AU
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GoopTales: Part 23, Date Night
*passes over this part, which is covered in FuzzyNight glitter.* :3
Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23(you are here)/34
AO3: Ch 1 (1-4), Ch 2 (4-8), Ch 3 (9-12), Ch 4 (13-16) Ch 5 (17-19), Ch 6 (20-23), Ch 7 (24-27), Ch 8 (28-31), Ch 9 (32-34)
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Killer walked up to Mr. Night as he finished giving medication to the three-legged cat. Killer giggled as the kitty hissed and spat at Mr. Night before walking over to Killer and purring. âyou should be nicer,â Killer scolded while petting the kitty. âmr. night is only doing that because you need the medicine.â Tri, the kitty, did not like the scolding but accepted it from Killer with a questioning âmurr.â
âKiller, should you not be with the others?â Nightmare asked as he put the bottle of medicine away.
âi told lyra that i needed to tell you something important. i told her about how one of the chickens laid two eggs and how cool that was and how you should know,â Killer explained.
âWell, now I know,â Mr. Night replied as he picked up Killer with a tendril. The tendril moved Killer closer to Mr. Night, and Killer stretched his arms out to the goopy skeleton. As gently as his dad would, the dark skeleton took Killer into his arms, and Killer snuggled against him.
âbut that wasnât what i really wanted to say to you,â Killer continued, âthat was just the excuse i used to ask you something very, very important.â
âOh, I see, very crafty of you,â Nightmare mused as he walked out of the cat feeding room.
âuh huh!â Killer puffed himself up, looking rather pleased with himself after that praise. âme and the others-â
âThe others and I,â Nightmare gently corrected.
âthe others and i decided we wanna thank ms. lyra for helping you and being so nice to us. none of us know what having a mommy is like, and i think, if i had a mom, she is what iâd want that mommy to be like,â Killer explained.
Mr. Night paused and looked at the floor in silence for a moment. He then looked up as if looking at someone on the ceiling while muttering, âGive me strength.â Then, after that, Mr. Night looked at Killer. âThat⊠sounds very nice, you wanting to thank her for helping.â
âand being like a mommy!â Killer announced happily.
âAh⊠yes, how could I forget that part,â Mr. Night mumbled.
âyouâre silly, mr. night!â Killer giggled.
âBetween the two of us, I do believe you are the silliest,â Mr. Night said while poking Killerâs cheekbone. That made Killer giggle and squirm in the arm Mr. Night was holding him in. âNow that has been clarified, what were you four thinking of doing?â
âoh! we wanna have a picnic, with flowers, and, and, and games! oh, and pie! and we want her to just relax and play with us and⊠and⊠give hugs, and we wanna make her cards,â Killer said the last parts quietly.
âHmmm, except for the relaxing part, does she not do most of that already?â Nightmare asked.
âyeah, but sheâs the one who does eeeeeeeeeverythiiiiiing for that. we wanna do it so she can have a day off, but weâre too small to do all of it and were wondering if you could help,â Killer said, finishing his reason for coming to Mr. Night.
âI suppose that will work. And what day were you four thinking of doing this?â Mr. Night asked.
âmotherâs day!âÂ
âOhâŠâ
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Oh, indeedâŠ
Nightmare worried that such a celebration on Motherâs Day would drudge up bad memories for the guardian. It would also encourage his feelings of having a new family. Just as he felt that pang of longing when Killer first announced Lyra was like a mother to him. But that is beside the point. The focus was on Lyra, and he was about to convince the boys to choose a different day. But he then considered it a chance for her to make new memories. Albeit⊠with four hooligans that Lyra would not want to be the mother of.Â
Although, if that were true, she was showing the opposite.
She was always eager to care for the boys and their pets. It was sweet watching them interact with each other. Every morning was so soul-warming as he watched them happily greet her for the day. Even Dust was starting to warm to her and was not always clinging to Nightmare. They all excitedly go to her after she returns from tending to her duties as a guardian, begging her to tell them how things were outside their home.Â
She truly was being motherly to them.
So, if she is filling the role, he might as well help the boys celebrate her on a day meant for beings like her.
He helped them, one-on-one, during moments when she was busy or away to make their cards and start preparation for Motherâs Day. For the most part, there was no evidence for her to suspect something was going on. But, on the rare occasion, the Guardian of Balance would notice something. âKiller, how did you get this glitter all over your hands?â âCross? Where are you going with that stack of blankets?â âHorror, is that flour on your shirt?â âDust? Oh, there you are⊠Please do not wander off without telling me.â
Nightmare should have known he could not have hidden everything from a momster. Still, he luckily was around to save the boys from interrogation each time. âAh, we were considering an art project, but he quickly reminded me how that stuff gets all over everything. I guess I failed to wash all the glitter off.â âAh! Thank you for getting those for me, Cross. These were used last for the nest during the boys' movie night and should be washed.â âI do believe that is my fault. He was nearby when I spilled that flour while looking in the cupboard.â âAh, sorry, Lyra, I am equally to blame. He followed me to my office after I got my drink. I should have sent him back. But⊠wellâŠâ
That last one resulted in some light-hearted teasing from her at how soft he was with the boys. It was embarrassing, but he would admit it was true.
It took careful planning on the days leading up to Motherâs Day. The tendency for immortals to lose track of time helped him, as Lyra was not carefully watching a calendar like Nightmare was with the boys. Finally, the night before arrived. The boys assigned him one task: make sure she sleeps so she is rested for tomorrow and in place for a surprise breakfast in bed.Â
Nightmare let her get the boys ready for bed, which will be her last bit of work before relaxation begins. While she was away, he cleaned up the toys and mess in the entertainment room and set out some candles while turning off the lights.
While he was not an avid movie watcher, he did enjoy the few he has watched. Especially if he read the book first. Sure, the movies were often different, but as long as they held to the spirit of the book, he honestly didnât mind that much. Nightmare might grumble a little when scenes he enjoyed in the book did not show up or were not portrayed accurately enough to his liking. But, in the end, he acknowledged it was a movie and had limits to how much and what it could show.
The mind will always be the greatest movie theater.
All that aside. Shortly after starting their⊠relationship, Lyra and Nightmare formed a sort of âbook club.â It was mostly them taking turns reading aloud a book together. He discovered that one they particularly enjoyed for its wit and humor had been made into a movie. They had picked the book since it was set in a âfantasyâ setting in the time period he preferred, and it was a romance. It is not precisely Nightmareâs favorite genre, but this was enjoyable with the action and parts of revenge, war, and trickery. With the boys in bed and it being the night before celebrating Motherâs Day, well⊠might as well have a date night. Once the movie is done, he will have Lyra go to bed.
âNightStar?â he heard her say, and he looked over at her.Â
She looked around the room and smiled while placing her hands on her hips. âI thought you said you had a lot of work to do,â she said.
âI did,â He chuckled as he lit the last candle. âIt was a lot of work setting this room up for something other than child care.â
âI was going to help you with all that paperwork you claimed to have from the latest alliance,â she argued. âWill this momentary distraction mean we will have more work during the next few days?â
âI may have exaggerated how much I had to do in order to secretly plan tonight,â And tomorrow, but she didnât need to know that part yet. Instead, he walked over to her and held out his hand. âMâlady, if you would join me?â
âHow could I say no?â She asked while extending her hand and letting him take it.
Which he did. While taking her hand, he bowed to her slightly and lightly placed his teeth on the back of her hand, against the white fur, in a skeletal kiss. He then looked up at her with a grin as he saw the hint of pink appearing on her face where her fur was the thinnest, such as around her nose. However, he could feel the warmth on his own face, telling him he was blushing as wellânot that he cared at the moment.
With that, he stood straight and guided her to the sofa. âSit, and re-,â he started. The sound of flatulence filled the room as she sat, and both were startled by it. The silence that shock caused was broken when Nightmare sighed, and Lyra burst into hysterical laughter as she fished the whoopee cushion out from under herself. âI would ask you not to laugh since that would only encourage them, but they are not here to witness. I must have missed that one while cleaning up.â
âIndeed,â She wheezed as she tossed it onto the stand beside her. But she continued snickering, and Nightmare could not help but find that⊠endearing in a way.
âYou truly found that so funny? Typical Toriel behavior. You may act mature, but deep down, you enjoy childish things,â He teased.
âOh hush, you old fuddy-duddy,â Lyra taunted with a grin.
Nightmare mock gasped, placing his hand over where his soul was and acting offended, âMe, old?â
âHonestly, Nightmare. That is the part that offended you the most?â Lyra teased.
âNaturally! The notion that I am old when we are both immortals is insulting,â He said while turning his head to look away to feign indignation.
âWell, if you act the part,â She chuckled.
âFine, then. If I am old, I will act as the grandparent and spoil the four with sweets and whatever they wish. Then, once they are a rowdy and unmanageable lot, I will pack them back over to you to tend,â he replied with a grin.
It was Lyraâs turn to mock gasp, though hers was in faux fear, âHow devious! I take it back. You are still youthful! But a fuddy-duddy all the same.â
âI suppose that will do,â he said, rolling his eyelight. He then smiled at her, turning their focus back to the matter at hand. âThough, I think that banter will be a good segway for the movie we will be watching tonight.â
âOh?â She tilted her head.
âRomance and humor⊠though this also has sword fighting, drama, and action,â he said while putting the movie in the DVD player. He won't claim to be great at using the player and TV, but he was proficient enough to complete the task.
They sat together, holding hands, as they watched the movie about Princess Buttercup and her true love, Wesley.
It was nice⊠especially when the movie ended and she gave him a kiss on the cheekbone. He then followed up with a kiss on her nose, which then turned into a true kiss⊠one that he hoped she enjoyed as much as he did.Â
This was still all so awkward and new to him. Yet, feeling her lips on his teeth, their magic meeting with the physical contact, and the love they shared for each other being accepted and reciprocated was almost intoxicating to him. The fact that she seemed happy enough to keep this kiss going told him that she was enjoying it enough not to stop anytime soon. However, the sad fact of life is that all good things must eventually come to an end. If the boys were going to wake her up with a surprise breakfast in bed, then she needed to be in bed and sleeping.
âLyra,â He said, finally pulling away, âas much as I am enjoying this. One of us should sleep while we have a chance. I will tend to everything else tonight and in the morning. It is your turn to rest.â
âIs it? I thought it was your turn,â She said with a frown.
Nightmare shook his head, âNo, I rested last. Remember, we both had a chance to sleep last week, and I was the last one to sleep. So, you need to go to bed, rest, and get ready for another busy day tomorrow.â
âHmmmâŠ,â She hummed as she coaxed one of his tendrils to curl around her hand and arm as she often does. âThat may be true, but I am not sure I am tired yet. Or done being around you.â
âAh, yes,â He felt flustered by that. He wasnât truly done being around her and would love to wake up cuddled with her again. But, he reminded himself he had his standards to hold to. Rules of propriety that may be ignored by some, but keep him in a moral code that made him who he was and not like the other cruel Nightmares off in their own multiverses. It might not seem that important of a rule. Though breaking one purposefully, as that one time was an accident brought on by mutual exhaustion, will invite the idea of breaking others.Â
âWell, as true as that may be, you should take this chance while you have it,â He said as he turned his attention to the TV.Â
The menu screen for the movie was playing on repeat in the background; during the kissing, he blocked the noise out. Now that he could turn his mind to other things, he had to admit the repeated short song was starting to become annoying. When the screen turned black, it darkened the room further, though that never bothered him. Nightmare can see easily in the dar-
Nightmare clapped his hands over his mouth as he struggled to hold back the sound wanting to emit from his mouth. A sensation he had not fully felt in centuries nearly forced him to laugh. In shock, he looked at Lyra, who looked back at him with equal shock and slyness. The tendril that felt the tickling sensation was no longer being tickled but still squirmed in a failed attempt to flee her. But no luck; she was not about to let the limb go.
He watched as she turned her attention back to the tentacle. Her fingers started moving over the limb in an oddly delicate yet aggressive way. Lyra leaned closer as Nightmare again struggled to hold back laughter, âMy, my, what is this? The King of Negativity is ticklish after all?â
He wanted to deny it, but he didnât dare utter a sound for fear he would burst into laughter. A snort did escape, but he held strong. No, he would not give in to this.
âI warned you, did I not?â She said with a mischievous grin on her face.
And yes, she did warn him about testing her theory that he was ticklish, but that was about four months ago. It had slipped his mind completely.
âYou are so quiet, not even a retort?â She teased. âBut not a laugh, either.â
Behind him, the remaining tendrils curled tightly as if trying to hide from her tickling fingers. He needed to will them to act, to push her away. It was a struggle, as his main focus was on trying not to burst into laughter. Still, he started to get them to respond, but they could not reach her to push before she pounced.
Those deft fingers moved to each side of his body, aiming for the tender area under the arm. Nightmare made the most undignified of sounds as Lyra continued this childish assault on areas he long since thought were no longer ticklish. With that, he could no longer hold it back any longer. Laughter, unlike any laughter that has burst from him in centuries, poured forth. He struggled, mid-gasps for air, to beg her for mercy.
What shame he would feel⊠if this wasnât her. Indeed, if he were to display such vulnerability and weakness, it might as well be to one who has been doing the same towards him. Spending every day together caused him to shed his wall of defensive pride when around her. Still, his tendrils finally obeyed and spared him as they worked together to push her away.
âAnd here I thought you said you were not ticklish,â Lyra taunted with a giggle as Nightmare leaned back against the sofa arm, catching his breath.
âTo be fair,â Nightmare wheezed, âNo one has dared to test that theory since I was a child.â
âI suppose that is true,â Lyra replied. âBut now, you look more tired than I do. Perhaps you should be the one to sleep?â
He shot her a glare and then sat up. âWinded from that ridiculous display of frivolity you coaxed out of me, sure. Tired? No. It is your turn. Do not make me carry you off to bed like I do the boys.â
âWould you tuck me in?â She teased.
âYou are an adult who has tucked in more beings than I ever have. I think you can manage,â He taunted in return.
âNot even a goodnight kiss, then?â Lyra said with a âsadâ pout.
âYou have already had a âgoodnight kiss,â multiple even,â He replied.
âOh, have I?â She said while looking off at nothing as one does to recall a memory. âI am not sure I remember.â
Of course, she remembers. He sure hopes she did. Still, if she was going to play that game, he would give her a kiss she would not likely forget anytime soon. He leaned forward and drew her attention back to him as his hands moved to her face. Fingers moved through her soft fur and touched the skin beneath. Nightmare called on his magic, his love, and his emotions for her while he kissed her as if he were trying to smother her in affection. She gasped, shocked by this display from him, but then hummed contentedly back at him as she returned a kiss.
It now was a contest of wills to see who could pour out more love and affection for the other in this single displayâone he was determined not to lose. Digging down deep, he pulled on his past emotions, converting them to magical energy that she could interpret but shared through a kiss.Â
How they once were enemies, and at that time, he truly did despise her and how she interfered with his plans. And yet, even then, there was admiration for her doggedness to stop him and protect those weak mortals he had, at that time, no respect for. How his anger for her only increased when she seemed to disappear. When it was then Dream who was upsetting the balance. Then, the shock of how she stood up for him⊠Aided him and the boys, which sparked something in him. It was not love at that time, and it was more than admiration. It was the growing seed of an alliance. As time went on, he took that feeling and formed a bud of friendship. That bud grew and blossomed as they worked together for peace, and as she showed the same kindness to his boys he showed them. He⊠liked seeing her show off her motherly side to them. When most hate his boys and find him revolting, she showed nothing but kindness and friendship. And oh, how that confused him.
Nightmare had tried to push her away for her own good. But just as before, when they were enemies, she was too stubborn to leave. She shared her love for him with him, and he relented to that confirmation that he was not alone in those feelings. And now, here they were. This time together, tending the boys, drawing them closer and closer, deeper and deeper into love. And he was devoted to her. If he were her âNightStar,â guiding her on the ocean of life as the stars guided the sailors, then he would do his best to keep her safe and direct her back here, to her home.
And with that, she surrendered, pulling away and gasping. Hints of blush were now visible through her fur over her whole face. He won, and he grinned while watching her catch her breath. Sitting back, he let a little smugness change his grin. His tendrils flipped contentedly from side to side as a display of playful superiority. âNow who is looking tired, hmm?â
âYou say that with such confidence, but your face is covered in that lovely teal blush,â She teased back. âBut I give⊠my sweet Night⊠we will need to discuss this kiss another time, as⊠I think you,â She looked at him for a moment, and he started to frown, tilting his head. âWe will discuss this âgoodnight kissâ another time. For now, I will go to bed. Good night, my love.â
âGood night, Lyra.â
And with that, she stood and left.
Discuss the kiss? What was there to discuss about it? Granted, it was their history displayed to her in his view through magic shared in a kiss, but⊠that is all there is to it. They both lived through that. Did they really need to talk about it?
#FuzzyNight#GoopTales#dadmare#nightmare!sans#killer!sans#Lyra!Toriel#Balance!Toriel#Nightmare flavored Soriel#:3#If this were an art project it would have so much glitter on it#that glitter would just get on anyone and thing that touched it#I guess I needed more romance?#That or Nightmare and Lyra did#Enjoy~#And with this#A new AO3 chapter was added#Getting closer to the end#Didn't a promise some angst?#Gee... normally I have my angst and fluff ratio even#I hope I can keep the angst equal to this#:3c
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Leon Headcanons Part 2:
Hello back again with some more. đâ€ïž
TW: Guns
- Besides his mother, Leon loved and got along with his maternal grandfather growing up.
- He got his Dad jokes from his grandfather.
- His grandfather was also a history buff and will give documentary tapes to Leon to take home.
- His grandfather was a veteran
- He was also a gelato guy and would always take Leon to get some in the summer
- Sadly he passed away when Leon was 11.
- Instead of cake for his birthday, they will have pie and ice cream when he was a kid. (He would cry if you gave him pie and ice cream for his birthday now.)
- Leon failed his driving test 5 times but finally passed when he was 20.
- Heâs not a bad driver but I feel like when he got older he just became more reckless. (He was a nervous driver when he was younger.)
- His uncle gave him the Jeep when he got his driver's license.
- Leon did go to college but dropped out during his junior year to become a cop.
- I feel like he was studying history or science. (I can kinda see him as a history teacher or a chemistry teacher.)
- The gun he has at the beginning of RE2R is his grandfatherâs.
- Leon would like to have a dog or a cat but only if he has a spouse since he feels guilty for leaving them all alone.
- He does feed strays or makes sure they are taken care of at an adoption center when he comes back from work.
- Leon can only sleep when there are soft noises in the background. (rain, wind, tv, music, etc.)
- Leonâs apartment is bare. But if you go into his bedroom in his closet or drawers, you will see a little bit of the items he kept throughout his life.
- Adaâs teddy bear keychain, MP3 player, his old flip phone decorated with stickers by Ashley, a blue leather jacket that Claire gave him, a letter from Sherry, and Chrisâ note reminding him to take care when he sees him again đ„ș
- Leon has different flavors of gum since he has a sweet tooth.
- He hates the mint ones though.
- He dyes his hair every couple of months.
- Also learned to cut and style his hair ever since he was in the military. (This was the only sense of freedom and control he had during that time in his life.)
- He HATES when people touch his hair unless your his spouse. (He'll kick like a horse if you do. đ)
- Was never a morning person but was forced to be one when he was in military training.
- However, he loves sunsets.
- He is a homebody but if he had a spouse he would love to go out on car dates with them. (Leon the foodie.)
- He HATES bugs. Specifically spiders and grasshoppers.
- The man has an iron stomach but hates anything too spicy.
- Leon loves the summer but hates the winter. (Especially with the holidays.đ„ș)
- He hates Meatloaf because of its texture.
- Claire gave him recommendations on what type of motorcycle to get.
- Not really into candy but the man loves Skittles.
- He loves hugs but is always so awkward with them and hesitant.
- The reason why he asks people to dinner is not that he wants to date someone but because he generally wants to have human interaction. (He's so lonely.)
- If he ever could retire, he would live by the beach in another country. (PLEASE GIVE THIS MAN A TRUE VACATION)
- PlayStation kid.
Thank you for the support from the last one. I'm thinking about doing Claire or Chris soon.
#resident evil#leon kennedy#leon s kennedy#resident evil headcanons#re headcanons#leon kennedy headcanons#leon kennedy fluff#biohazard#trigger warning guns
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Here you go, some âsouthern traitedâ mc
Calling everyone dear, honey, sweetie, ect-
While you had talked to everyone earlier that day, there was no way you would be remembering all these names yet, but that didnât particularly matter. âHey sweet pea, can you pass that dish over here please?â
Levi, who you were staring right at, just about drops said dish. Thereâs a few side eyes, but Asmo is quick to coo over how cute you are. You give him a polite smile but really youâre just thinking âhorndog.â
Big meals and comfort food-
You were happy to take up cooking once a week, especially since it meant you got to have a taste of home. You got to have a special order every week for human world food, and you got to try some of your dishes with devildom versions of food.
Often you prepared half of the food the night before, but today you came in to find Beel eating half of a sweet potato casserole, and you felt pissed, âNOW LISTEN HERE YOU APE, I PUT LOTS OF EFFORT INTO FEEDING YOU THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS RESPECT-â and it went on. Beel was hanging his head in shame by the end, and Lucifer had to come remove him from your kitchen so you could get things done.
Later in the hallway you heard Beel asking someone, âHow do humans apologize?â And it did warm your heart a little.
Bless your heart-
Now this phrase can mean a few things-
1. Oh sweetie you sound so dumb right now
2. Youâre sick and/or going through a rough time
3. You just did something really nice and helpful.
Mammon is talking about human world things and quite frankly, is talking from his ass. You giggle and say, âBless your heart honey. Itâs actually-â
Lucifer having to work late, so you bring a plate to the study. He looks up at you for just a second, âIâm a bit busy to eat.â And you just shake your head and set the plate down, âBless your heart sweet pea.. you need to take at least a few minutes to eat, you can burn the oil when thereâs none left.â
Physical contact-
Admittedly, it takes you about a month to feel comfortable enough hugging the literal demons youâre living with. However, Satan is helping you with some books, and afterwards you come up and give him a big hug. At first he tries to back away and is kind of confused, but you swat him on the shoulder and pull him into your chest, âQuit that now, Iâm just givin ya a hug. Thank you for your help cutie pie.â
Heâs so confused at this behavior and almost turns into demon form, but then he realizes.. you arenât hurting him.. and youâre kinda squishy and nice. He blushes but eventually wraps his hands around you, and you smile, âThere you go! You got it.â
The constant and feral sense of recipes and urge to keep them-
Asmo is flipping through a magazine, telling you all about the latest looks. He mumbled about a strawberry smoothie recipe as he flips the page and you just about tackle him, âHey now wait a second-â youâre reading the recipe from over his shoulder, and you start tapping him, âcut that out for me, will ya? We should try it.â
He finds it strange you want to cut out a recipe, but since the back of it is just an advertisement, he agrees, with a promise of being the first one to try it when you make it.
Cancelling school at first snow
(Even if itâs a light snow, if any of it sticks we always get at least a 2 hour delay, but usually a cancel for the first day of snow)
When the first bit of snowfall comes around, you squee. The few people in the living room all turn to you, confused. You explain excitedly itâs snowing! No school! And all but run to the kitchen. Lucifer, confused, follows you as he watched you excitedly getting out a large pot and some supplies you had ordered a month ago. âWhat are you doing?â
âIâm making hot coco! Itâs snowing so we probably wonât have school tomorrow and we can stay up late! You should gather your brothers, we can get out the board games and such.â
He wants to correct you.. that the snow wonât get bad enough not to go to school, itâs not even making the ground wet.. but the joy thatâs coming off you makes him stop. He makes a quick phone call to Diavolo, and even though they both know itâs not.. bad enough for a snow day.. Diavolo gives the household the day off so that you can have a nice night.
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AAAAAAAA this is so incredibly sweet đ the brothers just like. melting at all the nicknames. rip levi he will be missed.
I know its a southern-ism but I find the idea of saying 'bless your heart' to the demons extremely funny. And a tad angsty. But mostly funny.
#đ„ anon#got me thinking about making a bogan aussie one of these. wont be nearly as wholesome or sweet tho#i love this so much you dont understaaaaaand#obey me#obey me brothers#I talk to a real human
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This is just a cute thought I had for my favorite bois but can I request cute headcannons of Bokuto, Hinata, Suna, and Tendou having an affectionate s/o and when theyâre teammates call them out for being coddled too much, they get offended but here they are laying their head on their s/oâs lap getting gentle head rubs/scratches or being fed from a bento she made them while calling them sweet nicknames like âHoneybunâ or âDarlingâ.
Teammate: Youâre hopeless when it comes to Y/N đ
Character: Am not! đ€ *is wrapped around the reader like a koala*
Reader: My dear âșïž *rubs her bfâs head and muscles*
This was VERY cuteđ! It felt so natural writing Bokuto in this situation đ (love the little dialogues) Thank you for requesting xx
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Warnings: itâs just fluff and gn!reader
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Bokuto
* He loves how affectionate you are
* Like yes please, hug him, kiss him, give him all your precious attention, he feels so loved
* He honestly doesnât see the issue in basking in your attention
* Always runs up to you when you make your way to practice, screaming out your name and waiting for you to give him affection, just like now
* When heâs received enough he goes back up practice, Konoha and Sarukui laughing amongst themselves
* âHey hey hey! Whatâs funny? I want to laugh too!â He approaches them innocently
* âYouâre like a baby when it comes to your s/o..â Konoha teases and Bokuto looks in confusion
* âNo Iâm not! Hmph! You just wish you had someone who gave you attention.â His hair deflates as he walks back to you
* âWhatâs wrong, baby?â You ask as he sits next to you and rest his head ok your lap
* âThey said Iâm a baby when Iâm with you..â he pouts
* âAww, but thatâs because you look as cute as one! You are my baby, sugarplum. So cute!â You rub his cheek and poke his nose, instantly lifting his mood
* âYouâre right! Iâm your baby and youâre mine!â
* He later on sticks his tongue out at the guys if they tease him again
Hinata
* Heâs so flustered whenever he sees you
* Eyes sparkling whenever you walk down the hallway, love how you lean into him as you speak
* You visit him during lunch and he instantly brightens up when you ruffle his hair
* âI missed you!â He confesses, closing his eyes as your fingers play with his hair
* âYou saw them an hour ago.â You hear Kageyama mutter, blinking at how wrapped around you Hinata is
* âSo!â
* âHa, itâs like you canât function without them. I mean you barely function anyways..â Hinata huffs when he hears Tsukishima from outside the room
* âYes I can! I can function perfectly, actually.â He narrows his eyes, resting his head on your shoulder
* âRight, babe?â
* âYes, honeybun.â He grins at them and closes his eyes again, blocking out the amused faces and enjoying your touch
* Gets teased everyday but he doesnât care because heâs got you
Suna
* he secretly loves how affectionate you are
* He loves the closeness and makes sure you always end up crossing paths with him or sitting with him so he can receive your affection
* Of course though, as discreet as he tries to be, heâs been caught more than a couple times reaching for you
* You knew he often forgets to pack some food, so you came in during his practice break
* âHoney!â He tries to hide his smile when he sees you waving your bento for him
* He hugs and sits with you, you open the bento and offer him a piece of food
* He smiles and accepts it, leaning his head on your shoulder
* âWell well well, if it isnât little Rin being fed like a toddler.â Atsumu smirks, wiggling his brows as Suna glares
* âYeah, come on Suna!â Osamu adds
* âWhatever. Youâre just mad Iâm eating better than youâŠcan you go, youâre ruining my meal. I donât act like a toddlerâŠâ he mumbles the last part after giving them dead look
* You giggle and feed him, playing with his hair as he flips the twins off, before closing his eyes and laying his head on your thighs
* âAwww, you look so cute pouting sweetie!â You kiss his nose, and exaggerated gag comes from Atsumu in the back
Tendou
* He was so overwhelmed at your affections
* He barely got attention for the right reasons and then you came into his life and he finally knew what being adored felt like
* He tries to be as affectionate, a little hesitance in case he comes on too strong, and blushes every time you look at him
* âDarling! Sa! To! Ri!â You cheer from the side as you watch him practice
* You have a small towel, water bottle and extra tape for him when he finishes the latest game
* âThank you baby.â He kisses your forehead, accepting the bottle and taking a sip
* âOoh, your tape has come off. Wait, let me fix it for you, cutie pie.â His face warms up as you carefully wrap the tape around his fingers, a soft smile on his face
* âWho knew the guess monster could turn this soft? Youâre so coddled by them haha probably couldnât live without your s/o.â His teammate jokes and he frowns a little
* âWhaat? Meee? Ha as if..â he rolls his eyes at them
* âI think theyâre jealousâŠIâm not coddled by you?.â He wraps his arms around you
* âOf course not, darling. Youâre just my precious baby.â You rubs your hands over his back and scratching it soothingly, giving him energy to block every single ball
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Ahhh I love your writing sm!! Could I request how the brothers would react to an MC that's super doting and overly loving from the get-go?. Always insists on helping w cooking duty, brings the brothers coffee if they look busy, etc? pls & ty!
Tbh I don't really have a love language over than verbal but this speaks to me
In game I make my MC very much like this, overly positive and always wanting to help. Not because I have to, I could easily pick more honest or teasing options but when it comes to it. My first instinct/Response is those options because I like the idea of being helpful to people
It's only when people start using that for their advantage or make me help them out even though I'm busy or just don't want to do it. That's when there's an issue.
Lucifer:
"oh~ Luci! You still working?"
You peered over at him at his desk, peaking from the space between the wall and the stair railing
He looked up at you with a tired expression, frowning
"I am, what do you need?"
you trotted down the rest of the steps, walking over to him with a bright smile
A tray in hand with coffee and biscuits and apple slices
"I made these for you, I know it isn't much but you're always working so hard... perhaps I can help?"
Lucifer wasn't too surprised, you were always offering your help whenever you could but it still surprised him you were so quick to offer
He didn't know how you had all that energy to face the day and then do more for others but he always enjoyed your company
"be my guest."
You grabbed a mini stool and sat beside him, you'd read over papers with him, massaging his hand whenever you noticed it cramped
He shared the snacks you got him and even revealed the mini snack draw he had in his desk
He put a finger to his lips with a smile
"don't tell my brother's, this will be just between you and me."
He showed you what he had and you picked whatever caught your fancy, happily eating as you looked over the papers
Mammon:
He wasn't use to Someone being nice to him so when you came along and offered acts of service - he was blown away!
Even over time he wasn't really use to it
Speaking of you and your acts or service; you were whistling a happy tune
A thick wallet in your pocket, you headed straight to mammons room
It was as if he could smell the money, he rushed to your side and started eyeing the wallet
"Stop peeking - it's a gift."
He looked at you confused but was grinning
"oh? The great Mammon can't refuse a gift!"
You placed the wallet in his hand, he let out a yelp at the weight of it
It was completely loaded!!! It was stuffed with money!
He couldn't believe it - it had to be a trick! There was no way you were giving him this much money!
"Are ya playing with me? Ha ha human."
"no tricks, you've been struggling with your debt to the witch's so I thought I'd help, I heard you've been getting in trouble with Lucifer more because of it so I wanted to help!"
He didn't even realize he teared up, he jumped towards you and hugged you close
Nuzzling your faces together as he hugged you tight
"You-! YOU DAMN HUMAN- NO YOU ANGEL! YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME!"
You patted his arm, laughing and it wasn't long before he was planning to spend a big splurge on you despite his issues with money already
Levithan:
He was shuffling into his room, headphones on and just starting to calm down
Today was hectic so he was happy to finally be back home
"Evening! Don't worry, I still used the secret password."
"HUH-?! THAT'S NOT- WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?!"
He threw his headphones off, face bright red
He should of known you were up to something, you kept humming whenever you entered his room
Talking about cleaning up after himself but he kept forgetting due to getting distracted
"I noticed it's gotten really messy so I decided to clean it for you but before you say anything, I know you hate when it's cleaned because you don't know where anything so I've labelled where everything has been stored if it's changed places."
He was still upset, he REALLY hated it when things are changed without him knowing first
But he looked around the room and sure enough, things were still in the cupboards and places he stacked them in and the labels were correct
Everything was completely organized! All the piled up ramen was even gone!
He exhaled a long breathe calming himself down, he was happy - really really happy
"Thanks.... just - can we arrange something next time? But I do like what you did! It looks nice - it's much better now!"
"of course, I'll ask next time - also~ I got you some special ruri-chan themed chips in hopes to make you feel better."
He moves before he knows it, hugging you tight
"STAY WITH ME FOREVER!!!!"
He's definitely embarassed afterwards and gets you out of his room before he makes himself look more like a love sick fool
But don't worry, he texts you wanting to hang out later
Satan:
Satan has been locked in his room after having a big outburst earlier that day
He got overwhelmed from all the noises and threw a book at mammon
You waited awhile before going after him, wanting him to calm down and looked after mammons sore head
You grabbed the book he threw, making a nice calming tea and even made some Apple pie
When you knocked his door he freezed
"Who is it-?! Lucifer, I'm not in the mood for your scolding-"
"it's just me, I got you something!"
He opened the door for you, letting you inside
His room looked clean for once - you didn't doubt he continued his rage into his room and cleaned up to calm down
You offered him a smile, placing the tray on his bed
"I hope you like it, I made it myself."
He looked at the fresh apple pie, his stomach rumbling at the mere sight of it
"you did this...for me? Didn't I scare you?"
You hummed, sitting close to him
"yeah a little but everyone has their bad days, you having one doesn't change anything - though you do need to apologize to mammon."
He sat down by his bed, placing the tray on his lap
"you're right I do, thank you for not just seeing me as some angry creature....I didn't intend to blow up like that."
You patted his arm, still smiling
You two sat together, you read his book for him whilst he ate and drank
He was very bashful at how supportive you are but that was you, you've always been so quick to offer help or do things for people ever since you've arrived
You were good to him, he'll always appreciate that
Asmodeus:
His love language is affection and words
Yours is acts of service
It's perfect!
Though, when it was established you were quick to help and offer your service - prepare for MANY innuendos
He'll come skipping to you, draping himself off the nearest object and asking if you want to help him de-stress
Most of the time you just have spa days or lay around doing nothing
You decided to treat him today seeing as exams were stressing him out
"Asmo! Won't you help me? I have this lovely new-"
He's skidding as he appears in the doorway, ready to do whatever you want
But you just grinned, knowing your plan worked
You grabbed him and shoved him into a chair
Before he knew it; his hair was tied up and his jacket and scarf has disappeared
"oh? What's all this about? Does my love want some special care?"
"nope, I just want to look after you today~ you've been stressing over exams so much, I wanted to treat you like a prince."
He had the biggest grin on his face after that
And treated like a prince he was
You did his skin routine, brushed his hair and curled it
If he even mentioned being thirsty you were straight to getting him a nice refreshing drink
If you're able to - please carry him bridal style - he will love every second of it
"you treat me so well, I know I'm already a blessing to this demonic world but you're just pure light."
He's so love sick, an absolute fool in love
"nonsense, I'm just helping you like usual."
Which is true, you were always being helpful to him
Thats why he loved doing whatever he could for you
"Never leave the Devildom, I couldn't bare not seeing your beautiful face everyday."
You just laughed, massaging his face and gave him a quick kiss
Beezlebub:
Another person who does acts of service as a love language
Though, do forgive him if he forgets due to hunger - he'll immediately make it up to you
At this point he's become a subconscious challenge/game of service - always trying to one up each other
Currently, he was really anxious about his up coming game
It was the biggest one that R.A.D was having and was against a smaller school in the Devildom
The brothers all agreed to come watch him play and even made banners and levi brought glowsticks
You were no were to be seen
The weeks running up to the game you were always busy and whilst you still do some things for him here or there - you were mostly out of the house
But it was but a long lasting plan
You planned on supporting him the best way you could!
When he finally rolled onto the field he felt dread when he didn't spot you in the crowd
He couldn't stop frowning until he saw you, shaking pom poms and running with the cheersquad
That's right, you joined the cheer team to show your support for the lovely demon
"I WANT TO DEDICATE A CHEER TO OUR STAR PLAYER - BEEZLEBUB!!!"
He's so flustered and absolutely shining with joy under his helmet
As soon as he could he came running towards you and hugged you tight
"I was so worried I did something that made you drift away....you did this for me?"
"of course! I'm sorry I made you worried, I wanted to surprise you."
He had to take off his helmet after trying to nuzzle your face, you yelped when it bonked you
"This is the best thing anyone has done for me, thank you (Y/N)."
"you're welcome, now go win that game! Prove those losers that R.A.D is the best school around!"
It was no surprised that R.A.D won
The players all cheered and partied, inviting the band and cheerleaders to celebrate with them
But you decided to have a sleepover with Beelzebub, feeding him plenty of tasty foods as your own type of celebration
"Open wide."
You almost choked on the cake basically shoved in your mouth, laughing as frosting covered your nose and cheeks
You got your revenge but he happily licked what he could
This is the best celebration he could ever get
All because of you!
Belphegor:
Even if your love language wasn't acts or service, you definitely got in the habit of doing it with this guy
He was spoilt from always being carried and pampered by his twin
He could get away with sleeping anywhere as long as he got things done and good grades
But you were always the helpful human, giving him snacks or fluffing his pillows
He's joked about getting a bell so he could call you whenever he needed you
That never happened
"Belphie!! You awake? I got something for you."
He immediately popped his head up and waved to get your attention
You showed him the cup of hot mocha you've recently made; sweet and delicious and has an extra kick to help with keeping awake
"Smells delicious, you made this?"
"yep! Now drink up, we got plans today."
He happily drunk it, feeling more awake with every gulp
By the end of the Cup he was absolutely overjoyed from the taste
Though you almost groaned in frustration when he yawned, so happy that he got sleepy
"you have anymore~? I could drink loads of these- make me more, you know how to make them, I'm too sleepy - it's your fault I'm sleepy."
You flicked his head
Reminding him to not act like a brat
But you did make him more and throughout the day you'd give him a large cup
You needed to do studies and make sure belphegor kept his grades up - Lucifer's orders
But he was already a star pupil regardless so you weren't sure why you had to
But spending time with your favourite demon was never an issue, regardless of his attitude
"We need to do this more, I love it when you look after me."
"I know, now write your answer, I need proof you're working so I don't get strung up."
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Hello, Minty! I came across your blog from your "trademark" post and I 100% agree - idk what it is about sharing food or cooking large meals for people, but something about it is just so...comforting? Like, imagine you're having a housewarming party or another occasion where you have a bunch of friends over and having all of them gush about how mind-blowingly amazing your food is! đ MSBY vibes, please-
I hope you're doing well! đ€đđ€đ
lily hi sugar!!! and right? nothingâs better than a meal shared with your loved ones. the msby vibes comment got me so have a little something from silly olâ masha <3
cw â platonic msby. theyâre great friends i reckon
âfhis ish vreafh!â atsumu cheers from his spot at the table, mouth stuffed with the strawberry mochi you had prepared for this occasion. sakusa nudges him with his elbow, clicking his tongue disapprovingly, muttering something about âyouâll chokeâ. inunaki snorts, fists banging the table, and oliver smiles at you.
âthe food is great,â he compliments, mirroring your grin as you beam at the men gathered around your dining room table. itâs always been nice to have many people at dinnerâwhich is why you proposed you have weekly meetups where you can cook for all of them and everyone on the team is free to show up and get their share. meian snickers at the way bokuto and hinata fight childishly over the last piece of grilled meat, swiping it right from under their noses.
âthatâs what you get if you donât guard it with your life,â he justifies his action while adriah and oliver shake their heads, amused. you just bring another tray of grilled meat and share it evenly among the men, telling them to be nice to each other.
the room is bustling with merry laughter and lots of chats on different topics as you take away dirty plates with the help of the liberoâsakusa has already volunteered to wash the dishes so you can simply relax after they leave. âi know miya can be very loud, so you should rest. thatâs eight of us that you had to feed and be nice to,â he explains as he hands you a clean mug so you can dry it and put it in its place.
âoh, now youâre just mean to atsumu.â
âi have no idea what youâre talking about.â
âliar. you like him, donât you? heâs your friend.â
ânever speak such preposterous words again.â
the laughter dies down into quiet chuckles and tired giggles as the cherry pies finally makes their way onto the table. youâve made two and another one is still baking, just in case someoneâyou cough as you look at adriah, who seems to suddenly be very interested in the paintings on your wallsâdecides to eat one whole pie by himself like last time. the comment prompts everyone to cackle, you spot hinata falling from his chair and inunaki elbows the culprit, âwe have chances this time! try not to repeat last weekâs incident though.â
the night ends with displays of affection towards youâthe eight athletes take turns in hugging you, spinning you around, kissing your cheeks, patting your head and using the super mega ultra secret handshake (can you guess to whom does it belong?) as they exit your new home one by one.
theyâll come by next week to empty your fridge again, donât worry.
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Okay, so let's assume the boys have an activity they would prefer not to do. It could be helping someone move or clearing out their garage. They don't want to do it but if they were bribed, they could. What would said bribing item be for the main ten?
How about everybody?? ;))
Sans: he HATES laundry. The only way you can get him to do laundry is is to nag to tears for days straight. Literally. This is why papyrus nags so much. Sans is unbribable
Papyrus: honestly this guy will agree to just about anything legal if he likes someone. Heâs not the biggest fan of dusting though. Itâs a boring chore. If you really want to bribe him, a hug is enough. Papyrus doesnât need convincing to do a less favored chore
Star: he really dislikes making the bed because heâs impatient and the sheets never look right. A SO can get him excited to do that chore with just a meaningful wink though. Or if youâre just a friend, promise some sugary sweet. Star is another agreeable guy
Honey: he hates scrubbing the toilet. Heâs a skeleton monster! He shouldnât have to do that!!! Honey can be bribed with doughnuts though.
Red: thereâs only two people that can get red to do something he doesnât want to. Edge and his SO. And it doesnât matter what it is (besides murder). If his SO lays a leg on his shoulder red is ready to work lol
Edge: there isnât really any chore that edge hates. A good bribe though is a new pen or notebook. Yes he has too many, but he canât say no to another lol
Mal: heâs not a fan of yard work or any chore thatâs especially dirty. He can be bribed with a jar of pickles. Only people who know him very well know his weakness
Cash: heâll do anything for his SO if they flashed them some cleavage ;))). Or extra hot salsa for a buddy. Or just pay him honestly. Cash is no stranger to hard work and isnât hard to convince for any job
Oak: a sandwich. But not any sandwich. It has to be one of those ones that are so thick it hurts your jaw to take a bite out. This bribe works for everything except laundry.
Willow: the majority of chores that one would have to bribe him for are ones that would really strain his back. Do you want that on your conscious?? Other than that, if willow likes you, a hug is all he needs. If he doesnât like you, then something useful like jars or diy supplies
Charm: he hates the dishes and refuses to do them if heâs not on the job. Charm can only be bribed to do those with some sort of shiny new kitchen supply like a mixer or frosting tips
Sugar: heâs very eager to please and will do just about anything for a friend. If you absolutely insist on bribing sugar though, flowers are the way to go.
Lord: he can only be bribed by friends, but once you reach that point itâs not too hard. A promise of coffee or an old history book usually works
Mutt: only his brother or SO can truly get him to do something he doesnât want to. And they donât need to bribe him ever. Mutt just does it. If his SO asks what he wants for the favor, he always gives the same answer. A cheek kiss
Wine: he wonât be happy about any sort of dirty jobs like pool cleaning, but he can be bribed to help if you give him a bottle of the good stuff ;).
Coffee: nothing can get him to do anything involving greeting a bunch of strangers. But any other work coffee wonât mind too much if youâre a close friend and promising ice cream later
Pop: heâs a little bit scared of the vacuum and will avoid that chore at all costs. But bring him a nice bubble bath mix and he might be convinced
Rhythm: the only thing keeping this guy from helping every one is his busy schedule. Rhythm doesnât need bribes but if you insist, he likes frozen yogurt
Pluto: if he likes you and you come bearing shiny rocks, heâll happily help with whatever lol
Jupiter: he hates long drives if thereâs no fun destination. So, say someone wanted him to come with them to a shopping center two hours away, Jupiter will need to be bribed. Bruiser likes really big cheeseburgers, or for especially annoying tasks, a promise of something fun and active like paintball
G: the only thing that can get G to wash windows is a pack of his smokes. And it has to be the exact brand he always picks. Nothing else. Heâll be offended if you donât offer his usual
Green: he doesnât like using power washers because he always gets wet. But green can be bribed to use one with the promise of some nice tea and conversation
Peaches: he canât stand feeding the chickens but peaches is also a food whore. Heâll do just about anything for some good pie
Rancher: he actually enjoys work and doesnât have to be bribed for chores. He doesnât like sitting through romance movies though and needs time be bribed to watch one with a friend. Rancher is pretty easy, just promise that he picks next activity
Snipe: heâs pretty much unbribable if he decides he doesnât want to do it. But for things snipe isnât being stubborn on, greasy fast food burgers go a long way lol
Bruiser: what he can be bribed with is just as unpredictable as he is. Like one day, bruiser could care less about that 100$ bill but the bag of catnip could get him to rob a bank. You never know unless you try
Ace: thin mint cookies. Ace would even rough up a guy for them. But they canât be any cookies. They have to be the ones butch is hiding. Ace doesnât actually care about the cookies, he just wants to stick it to butch
Slim: a flirtatious text or photo from his SO is all slim needs to get working. If you two are platonic only though, then thereâs not much you can bribe slim with. His helpfulness all depends on his mood
Butch: heâs very easily bribed with either thin mints or a bottle of the good stuff. Butch is predictable, and thereâs not much he hates doing in particular
Boss: one thing he does hate doing is painting because of how it can stain his clothes. But if you have a cat that boss hasnât met, you can bribe him with some promised pets later
Rust: heâs a tiny bit nicer than red and can be bribed by friends. Get him some basic craft paints and heâs cool for most chores.
Noir: heâs very specific about his paints and books so bribing noir takes planning. Your best bet is to ask him specifically what he wants for a favor first.
Lilac: heâs more likely to be helpful just because heâs a nice guy and wants to show off how capable he is. But if you insist on bribing lilac, any sort of sweets are the way to go. Except really chewy gummies. Theyâre his least favorite candy
Basil: if your task involves large crowds, then the only thing that could possibly get basil to agree is if he was worried about your safety. For other chores though, heâs easily bribed by fresh fruits and veggies. Basil likes variety
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Brothers With A Baker! MC
Lucifer
He doesnât notice it at first since heâs either running behind a brother or in his office with paperwork.
Until itâs MCâs turn for cooking duty and a most of the food is on the table is desserts.Â
He doesnât like sweets that much, but for MC, heâll eat a few. Actually quite surprise how good it is. Was expecting it to at best be lackful in flavor like most humans do or inedible like Solomonâs.
One day, MC asked him to accompany them to the store for ingredients and he had to deny because of his increase in paperwork.
Later that night, as he was neck deep in work, a warm scent flooded his room. A plate was placed in front of him. A small white cake with freshly cut fruits circling around it. Next was a hot cup of tea.
âMake sure you get some sleep tonight,â MC whispered, placing a swift kiss to his temple before exiting his room.Â
MC becomes his place to go to when heâs stress. Just to stand next to them relieves any headache or stress in him.Â
His favorite moments are when MC is stiring something in a bowl and he has his arm wrapped around them, inhaling their scent.
Just turn around and feed him a piece of dessert and he hum happily while hugging them tightly.Â
MC is just his sense of paradise in hell.
Mammon
Can he sell it?
Soon as he taste MC desserts, heâs ready to package them an sell them.Â
What do you mean he canât? He can pay off his debt with their baking.Â
Every time MC bake, Mammon sits right beside them. He reasoning is âto make sure you donât hurt yourself doing some dumb human thing.â
In reality, he just likes seeing them mixing some weird stuff together that smell good and seeing how happy they look doing it.Â
Every time MC asks him to taste something and spoon feed him, he flushes red and talks about belittling it is for someone as low as a human to feed him. But donât ask anyone else to taste it, heâll do it.Â
The nights MC is suppose to cook is his favorite. All his bites are followed by a compliment towards MC. The brothers donât know whatâs sweeter. MCâs dessert or Mammonâs obvious flirting?
âMC, this devil cake is almost angelic. Are you sure you donât have any magic?â
Definitely Mammon.
Leviathan
He finds out about MC baking when he goes to the kitchen for snacks for his anime binge.
MC is standing there in a cute apron with a bowl close to their chest. They smile brightly at him and Levi disappears.
No way. This is just like âMy roommate is a baker whoâs trying to seduce me with their cake.âÂ
He canât let no normie seduce him. He may be a yucky otaku, but he wonât allow himself to succumb by a human.
âHey, Levi. Look, I made ocean theme cupcakes.âÂ
He turned around in his room to see you standing at the door in the apron with a tray of cupcakes. The cupcakes had a blue shiny wrapper with blue frosting that looked similar to ocean waves. A few of them had tiny fishes and octopuses hovering above the frosting.Â
50 damage hit
He becomes their fan. Always doing live stream where heâs in the kitchen helping MC or gaming where heâs eating something from MC.
âMC, can you make a Ruri- chan theme cake?âÂ
If MC actually makes it for him, he the happiest demon in the entire devildom. âLivestream, look what MC has made for me. I canât believe they made something for this yucky otaku.â
He nags Satan for a spell to never allow the cake to spoil and adds it to his Ruri-chan shrine collection.
He tries to do something for MC by making them something, but ends up burning it. MC comes into the kitchen because of the black smoke bellowing out. Walks in and find Levi sitting next to the sink with a burning... something in it.Â
âMC, Iâm so useless. Itâs not fair that I canât do something cool like you.â
Just give him a kiss and help him make whatever he wanted. He will be cuddly the entire time.Â
Satan
He finds it a little adorable to see MC cooking.
Their smell is so nice to him that he canât help lean in a few times when they walk by.
At school, he always find MC because he knows they have something baked in their lunch.Â
Instead of using a fork/ spoon to feed himself, he just opens his mouth to MC. Yes, he does enjoy seeing their flustered face everytime.Â
Until MC turned it around with a cream puff held between their lips and leaned towards him. His face flushed red and he froze up.Â
He coughed to cover his blushing and leaned forward to grab the dessert from them.Â
âOh Satan, you got a little something there.â MC leaned over a licked the corner of his lip before turning around to eat some more.
Lucifer scolded Satan for being halfway late to his neck class and for looking a hot mess. Satan could care less at the moment. All he could think about was MC on their back with cream rubbed down their body.Â
Asmodeus
He will never stop posting everything you make on Devilgram. The hottest angle with cool filter. They blow up every time.Â
He loves baking with MC, just doesnât do much. He will go to Majolish to buy matching aprons so they can take cute pictures while baking.Â
He rarely uses MCâs name. Instead calls them âCutie Pieâ, âSweetieâ, âHoneyâ, etc. Fines it adorable how they smile and get flustered.Â
Instead of MC feeding him, heâs the one to feed them. âYou know what tastes sweeter than this. My-â
Brothers have to stop him so many times from going too far.Â
âMC. Look I baked you some chocolate.â Asmo is surprisingly pretty good at baking himself. He loves feeding them his treats.âSay ahhh.â
He doesnât eat that much treats that MC makes because of his skin. But he does want whatâs best for MC, so heâll show them recipes for more healthier baked goods.
One time MC made homemade whip cream and Asmo instantly was like âI know something that would go great with this. Come to my room and Iâll give you a taste.â
The brothers hate it.
Beelzebub
âMarry me.â The first thing he said to MC when he took a bite of their food. Heâs only 50% joking.
He will try to stop himself from raiding the fridge until after a certain time because he know they could cook something really good if he waits long enough.Â
Follows you around like a dog. He knows they have food on them. He can smell it... or is that their scent.
When he was really hungry one time, he actually licked them because he thought he was cake. They just smell so good.Â
He does help out in the kitchen, but just know that you will have double the recipe because he will be eating the batter throughout the process.Â
He loves the classes he has with MC. He almost cries when heâs in class and his stomach is screaming. MC just leans over and hands him a container of food they made yesterday.Â
His favorite memory with MC is they came to his Fangol practice and brought him some baked goods during it. The teammates pretended to not see the chocolate sauce on his face or the chocolate kisses on MCâs body. They didnât want to know.
Belphegor
Doesnât really care, to be honest. He doesnât care for food as much as his twin, but for him, their scent is where itâs at.Â
Heâs always tugging MC to a place where he can cuddle them and take a nap.Â
MC smells so warm and welcoming that it reminds him of the times he would hang out with Beel and Lillth.Â
Due to this connection, he is so protective of them. No on is allowed to hurt them, even if itâs accidental, or he will snap.Â
MC better be prepared for him to steal their clothes if they have to leave him for a long time. Their shirt will be put over his cow pillow to help him sleep.Â
âMC, you smell like home,â he grumbled half asleep on their lap. His arms were wrapped around their waist as he inhaled them. âPlease donât leave me.â
He doesnât take too kind to sharing them with his brothers, except Beel. He will pick MC up and take them where he wants in order to get his nap in.Â
Maybe he gets a little more yandere for them, but donât worry, it just him showing his love.Â
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#BatsInQuarantine
I am going insane. So I poured my restlessness into one long and very detailed post and got super into it. Please enjoy this hot mess.
The Justice League, being the well-meaning virus-proof Super Friends that they are, took one good look at the news, one good look at their non-powered friends Ollie, Bruce, and their families, and collectively decided that these normal humans must be Protected At All Costs.
Now, keep in mind, Bruce is never one to roll over when it comes to being benched.Â
However, he understands the importance of social distancing. He knows he needs to set a good example for his kids, and keep up appearances as Gothamâs Most Responsible Multi-Billionaire.Â
So. Quarantine it is.Â
But how are his kids handling it?
Dick -Â
100% on board in the beginning. Gotta do the Responsible Thing. Gotta set a Good Example. Besides, guys, this is gonna be Fun. Quality Family Time is always a Must.
He lasted 2 days.Â
Then he started to get twitchy.Â
And as everyone knows? A Trapped Dick Grayson is a Feral Dick Grayson.
He bounces off the walls.
Literally.
âI have to climb.âÂ
âDick, no.â Â
âI have to climb everything.â
Has scaled the manor 16 times already. Has climbed the chandelier. The banister. Bruce. The roof. The Cave. Anything in the house thatâs been bolted down and especially anything that hasnât.Â
Duke found him clinging to the wall 10 ft off the ground like Spiderman and screamed so loud it shattered glass.Â
Desperate for news of the outside.Â
He thrives off of it like a starving man.Â
Was the one to suggest he and Barbara take a break to Social Distance from each other (âSorry, babe, kissing spreads germsâ) and experienced Instant Regret(TM) approximately 5 minutes after.Â
The Family has labelled him a Flight Risk Level 1 (Most likely to say f**k it and make a break for the outside world)
Jason -Â
Accidentally got trapped inside the manor with the others when Bruce called Shutdown. If he had his way, heâd be chilling in his favorite safe-house right now, binging The Witcher with Roy and Artemis, and not worrying about finding a stray brother in his sock drawer.
But heâs nothing if not an opportunist.Â
The way he sees it, Jason has 3 options:
Self Improvement
Self Isolation (See Duke, Cass, and Damian)
Descension Into Madness (See Dick and Steph)
And, well, he always wanted to try a few things. Now heâs got the free time to do it.
So he settles on baking.Â
Alfredâs got enough food and raw ingredients stored up to feed an army. (Not because heâs a Panic-Buying-Hoarder in times like these. But because heâs a Panic-Buying-Hoarder all the time. Just try feeding 11+ teenagers sometime.)
Uses recipes he finds off Google.
His first few attempts are, in a word, âtragicâ.
Alfred slips him a few of his recipe cards, and Jason suddenly starts seeing Results.Â
Turns out heâs pretty good at this baking thing once he gets the hang of it.Â
Hope everyoneâs okay eating nothing but pie, macaroons, biscuits, and whatever else Jason whips up.Â
Cause thatâs gonna be the only food left by the time heâs done.Â
Barbara -Â
Self-quarantined with her dad.Â
Theyâve been binge-watching classic black and white movies together.
Itâs a fun time, but sheâs started to get a little antsy. Loving her dad and wanting to be around him 24/7 are, understandably, mutually exclusive.Â
Calls the manor to video-chat every day.
For her sanity just as much as theirs.Â
Gives everyone little challenges to film on their phones and send in. She makes compilations of everyoneâs submissions so they can all watch and laugh together.Â
Bonus points for Creativity
One comp shows the family trying to drop Mentos into coke bottles.Â
Dick did a handstand, and dropped his Mento from the second story balcony.Â
Tim did it wearing the Batman cowl. The soda exploded into his face, and the rest of the video is just Bruceâs Shrieking.
Stephanie tried it, but the bottle tipped. Everyone on camera screamed as the bottle rocketed through the front window.Â
She spends most of her calls having one-on-one convos with Dick.
Theyâve come up with little code phrases so they can be Cheesy even with family members lurking in the background.Â
She thinks the way he clings to the monitor is cute.Â
Almost like heâs giving her a hug through the screen.Â
(Itâs easier than letting herself worry about his mental state, at least)
Tim -
Oh this boy.
Freaked out for the first five minutes before he decided âhey wait, Bruce is letting me stay in my pajamas all day? Noice.âÂ
Now heâs just vibing.
The rest of his family is Low-Key shielding him.
He Has No Spleen, you see.
Steph: âSomeone could cough on him and he could die!â
He just goes about his day, playing Animal Crossing like thereâs no tomorrow, tinkering on projects, taking naps, etc. Living his best life.
Meanwhile thereâs always someone lurking behind him, keeping watch, keeping him safe.Â
Dick sneezed within 5 feet of Tim once (the fact that he was on top of the dusty bookshelf Tim was perusing is irrelevant)
Jason still full-body tackled him the second Timâs back was turned.Â
No one with any symptoms--
Like, any symptoms. They donât even have to be Corona-related.
--is allowed within 10 feet of Tim.Â
Tim has been wandering the manor for weeks, now, without seeing another human being.Â
(He sees Dick on the ceiling sometimes, but that doesnât really count)
Heâs been trying increasingly drastic pranks and shenanigans to draw someone, anyone, out.Â
But it doesnât matter how many times he steals Damianâs sword, or sets fire to Jasonâs brownie bites.
Nobody wants to risk it.Â
Cass -Â
No one has seen her since quarantine started.
Everyone is approximately 87% sure sheâs somewhere in the manor though
Because she does eat the meals Alfred leaves out for her.
Or at least someone does, at any rate.Â
(Jason and Santa top the running suspects list)
Santa was Stephâs suggestion. For some reason it snowballed.Â
Itâs assumed that Cass misunderstood the meaning of âsocial distancingâ and took it too far.Â
But no one knows for sure.Â
She is Timâs Guardian Angel.Â
People who so much as clear their throats a little too loudly anywhere near him suddenly wake up on a different floor of the house four hours later.Â
Duke came closest to spotting her while he was up in the attic.Â
Either that, or thereâs another Creepy Sister everyone forgot to tell him about living up there.
She is silent, and watchful, sticking to the shadows, but she does leave the occasional note out to brighten her siblingsâ day.Â
Things like âhelo i love uâ and âhop u ar okâ mostly.Â
She is bound and determined to protect her family from this invisible threat, no matter the cost.Â
Steph -Â
Like Dick, she was Super Pumped at first.Â
(Just kind of showed up at Wayne Manor before quarantine was enacted. The original purpose of her visit is unclear, but regardless, sheâs Trapped.)
Also Like Dick, her descent into madness was swift.
She is impossible to pin down.Â
Not like Cass or Damian, whoâve stayed off the grid, and are therefore Untraceable.Â
No. Sheâs impossible to pin down, because she never stops moving.Â
Switches seamlessly between Zumba on top of the Giant Dinosaur in the Batcave, and furiously knitting Alfred (the Cat) a sweater with a pair of Timâs used chopsticks.Â
Braided everyoneâs hair while they were asleep.
Even Bruceâs.Â
She tried to do Timâs, but somehow blacked out and regained consciousness in the attic.Â
When she woke up with a scream and a furiously twitching eye, she startled Duke out of his Makeshift Fort he built out of old cardboard boxes and antique furniture. Heâs had to resort to finding a new hiding place.Â
Sometimes, on the rare occasions she does sit still, staring off into the distance, sheâll suddenly start laughing hysterically. This may last between thirty seconds and thirty minutes, depending entirely on how long itâs been since sheâs knitted a cat sweater or done cartwheels through every room in the house.
Blew up the greenhouse out back, somehow.
Everyone has agreed not to talk about it.
Some people were built to handle prolonged time inside their homes.
Stephanie Brown is not that way.
Damian -Â
Damian Wayne Cannot Be Contained.
At least not inside the house.Â
He took off thirty-six hours into quarantine.Â
Thanks to the security equipment around the borders of the Wayne Estate, he canât escape the grounds.Â
(Heâs tried and failed multiple times. Jason and Bruce have a running bet on how many times the perimeter alarms will go off per day.)
(Jason is winning.)
He wanders the grounds with Titus as his only companion.Â
The two of them run laps, practice drills, and find ways to occupy their time.Â
No oneâs entirely sure what those ways are.Â
In fact, nobody knows exactly where Damian is at any given time.Â
Only that he is Out There.Â
And heâs the best security system Wayne Manorâs ever had.Â
So far, heâs stopped five groups of civilians scaling the perimeter walls before the lasers and electric nets even have a chance to deploy.
They were trying to break in and steal supplies.Â
(Even ones they already had in surplus. Like Toilet Paper.)
Heâs also stopped Dick from escaping twelve (12) times.
Drags him back by his shirt collar and deposits him on the welcome mat.Â
Usually with a note for Alfred/Jason, requesting more fruit tarts.Â
Duke -Â
Did not leave the attic for two weeks.Â
Then Steph discovered his hiding spot (read: was dumped there by Cassandra) which forced him to relocate to the basement.Â
Yes, it turns out Wayne Manor does have a basement.Â
This was a surprise to Duke, who always thought that the Batcave was Bruce Wayneâs basement.Â
Alfred keeps him supplied with all the necessities:
i.e. food, magazines, assorted pastries from Jasonâs latest batch, usually straight out of the oven.
Duke also snagged the Manorâs Alexa.Â
She has become a sort of âWilsonâ to Dukeâs âChuck Nolandâ.
She is his only comfort. His only ally.Â
Heâs determined to wait out this quarantine, doing his best to avoid the others.Â
Duke has seen these people under pressure.Â
He knows exactly what heâs dealing with.Â
Duke:Â âAlexa is the only motherf****r in this madhouse I ever respected.â
*offended butler noises from the other room*
Duke:Â âAnd also Alfred.â
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By the kingâs hand đ I
Warnings: warnings to be added as we progress but this series may contain non-consent, violence, death, and other triggers.
This is dark!fic and explicit. Your media consumption is your own responsibility. Warnings have been given. DO NOT PROCEED if these matters upset you.
Summary: You attend king Lokiâs coronation but the night ends precariously.
Note: I donât know what Iâm doing.
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âCome on!â Gilla latched onto your arm as she wove through the streets. The bodies around you were so many it was hard to move one way or the other. âCanât see anything from here.â
âGil,â you grumbled, âYouâve already dragged me to the square, where are you taking me now?â
âDonât you realise,â she called to you, âThis is history! We are going to see history!â
âIt matters little to me. Tomorrow I will be sat in the shop just as I was before you disturbed me.âÂ
You stumbled as she lunged between two bodies and barely kept hold of you. Your clogs nearly slipped off your feet as she veered around the base of one of the ancient pillars at the edge of the square. She stopped and looked up the etched stone and grinned.
âTell me youâre not--â
âYou remember when we were children? We used to see who could climb furthest.â She chimed. âWeâve just got to get high enough to reach that branch.â
Gilla pointed at the thick-trunked oak which had stood nearly as long as the pillars. The Founderâs Tree bore as many carvings as the pillars, an artifact of the cityâs residents. You shook your head.
âWe are not children anymore,â you insisted.
âOnly if we act so,â she trilled, âYouâve come this far. I know youâre not going to abandon me now.â
You sighed and put your hands on your hips. You were glad for the workmanâs pants your uncle let you wear in the shop and the sweaty tunic belted at your waist. Gilla wore the embroidered skirts that many of the merchantsâ daughters loved but you never bothered as they were often stained with clay or soot by the end of the day.
âIf someone sees usâŠâ you warned.
âNo oneâs looking at us!â She hooked her fingers into a deep crack and hoisted herself up and wrapped her legs around the pillar. Her skirts bunched precariously above her knees as she began to shimmy up. âOr did you really want to stare at the back of everyoneâs heads?â
You rolled your eyes as you watched her a little longer before following her. Gilla was thin, she always had been, and was little bothered by the way her skirts rumpled around her waist. You grunted as you heaved yourself up. The higher you got, the more you realised how dangerous it was. You hadnât the wherewithal as children to think of it.
Gilla unhooked one lang and hung off the side of the pillar as she reached out to the branch. Suddenly you wanted to slide back down. You only pictured her lunging and falling down to a horrid fate.Â
She thrust herself off the pillar and caught herself on the branch lithely. She swung her leg over and was upright in a moment. After all the years since your last contest, she had barely slowed.
âHurry,â she whined as the horns began to blow. âThe new king will appear soon.â
You took a breath and frowned. You couldnât make it. If you tried, your sweaty hands would not be able to hold you, your weight, much more than that of a child, would plummet you back to the earth. You looked at Gilla and braced yourself. You threw yourself away from the pillar and caught the branch with a yelp.
The horns grew louder as you hung from the tree. You kicked your legs as you struggled to mimic Gilla. She moved closer and bent down to try to help. A drumming sounded and a voice boomed above the crowd and hushed the impatient voice. The marching of armoured boots entered the square from the opposite end and the music vibrated through your body as you hissed and clung to the tree frantically.
âPeople of Asgardia,â the crier proclaimed, âI present to you, Loki, Son of Odin, First of His Name, sanctified and rightful heir to the twelve realms and newly-anointed King of Asgardian. Hear, hear, long live the king!â
You finally dug your foot into the side of the tree as you cried out desperately. You walked up the trunk and hooked your leg over the branch as Gilla helped pull you up. The leaves barely offered a curtain to your shame as you righted yourself and you poked your friend meanly in the side.Â
âNever again,â you swore as you gasped for breath.
âOh, hush, look,â she pointed past the foliage around you, âLook. The king!â
You glanced over at the dark head of the new ruler. The golden horns of his crown and the lustrous silver of his robes. King Loki seemed to stare back at you as the branch shifted beneath you and rustled the leaves.
âStop fidgeting,â Gilla remanded, âYouâll snap our perch.â
âShhh,â you covered her mouth, âYouâll give us away.â
She pulled your hand away and sniffed. âItâs fine. Itâs just a tree.â
You tutted and looked back to the platform at the centre of the square. The people cheered and stomped and clapped with the music. There would be a feast for all. The tents had already been erected both within and without the royal grounds. The latter would be for the commoners though a seat would be hard to find amidst the hungry hordes.
âHeâs not so handsome as his brother,â Gilla bemoaned, âBut I wouldnât call him hideous.â
âHow can you tell from so far?â You snipped.
âYou remember Brytta? She is a chambermaid in the palace now. Once she did sneak me in through the laundries. I saw the princes rather well.â She preened.
âWell, I donât think comeliness the most important feature of a king,â you reproached. âI remember this prince hasnât the nicest reputation.â
âHe does enjoy tricks but every court has a jester to do tricks,â Gilla shrugged.
âMmm,â you hummed, âI suppose he could not be very different from his father.â
Gilla watched the king a little longer as you leaned against the trunk. You wondered how you would descend without catastrophe as the parade went on.
âA pity it is not his brother,â she uttered under her breath. âTo think he stepped down for that Lady Jane⊠romantic but⊠he wouldâve been a fine king.â
âOh, and how should you know a fine king?â You snorted sarcastically.
âHe was a warrior like Odin. A good king needs to be able to fight.â
âAnd I heard Loki did fight in kind,â you squinted. âI believe it was you who told me that though I can never be certain where you learn these things.â
âYes, but no one ever spoke much of this princeâs honour,â she picked at the bark between her legs. âWell, one day, you and me, weâre going to tell our children how we watched the king from this very tree. Isnât that something?â
âAnd warn them not to chance the climb,â you muttered, âIf we do survive the way down.â
âOh do not be so grim,â she prodded your shoulder. âWe should be away before the king if we want a plate.â
âNo, Iâve bread at home.â You watched as she inched to the end of the branch. âYou canât do that-- youâll--â
âIâll be just fine but if you want to perish up here for your fear, Iâll mourn you from below.â She leaped and caught herself on the pillar as easily as before. âAnd Iâll not wait long as I have no desire to be trampled.â
You huffed and pushed your head back. You looked around at the crowd and the king amid the eye of the storm. He stood staunchly, tall and slender, his chin held up as his eyes seemed fixed on the old tree. You would have to be quick before he thought to send one of his many guards. That was if he could even see you.
You readied yourself as Gilla began to shimmy down the pillar. You straddled the branch and neared the end as she had. You felt it dip and closed your eyes in a silent prayer. When you opened them, you pulled your feet up under you and jumped blindly. You hugged the stone and muffled a scream behind your lips. You whimpered as you made certain you werenât falling.
âGilla,â you growled as you peered down at her, âI hate you.â
âAnd thatâs why I love you,â she called back.
đ
The long tent was filled quickly and you sat at the end of a bench with Gilla pressed against you. Your adrenaline deepened your hunger and you quickly stole a pie from the stacks placed among the immense trestles. The voices mingled and blared under the canvas and filled it with damp heat.Â
Above the cheerful, chewing noise of the peasants, you could hear the distant din of the nobility. On the other side of the palace wall, they ate from golden plates, not wood, and divulged in food even more savoury and plenty. You didnât resent a free meal and did not envy the aristocratic celebration. Among your own people, there was no expectation and joy more pure than the rehearsed glee of the upper crest.
Gilla drank two cups of the cheap wine. It tasted like vinegar and the ale smelled sickly. You avoided both as you saw the effects of it all around you.
The night approached in shadows through the open mouth of the tent but the feast wore on. Dancing began as musicians played on drums and untuned lutes. The music was not so sweet as that played by the royal band but it fed a spritely fever in the crowd.
Gilla went to relieve herself as you watched a drunken man in a sloppy jig. The king would be called generous for feeding the masses. It was clever. An unspoken bribe to the citizenry.
When Gilla returned, she was hiccuping but her eyes were lit with delight. She tugged on your hand as she tried to hold in the air as it rose in her chest. She exhaled and rubbed her stomach with her other hand.
âCome, Iâve something to show you.â She declared.
âItâs late, we should go before thereâs a brawl,â you cautioned, âYou know what happens when ale is poured so freely.â
âShhh, the sky is not yet black,â she drew you to your feet. âJust come with me.â
You humoured her. She was drunk. Likely, she would forget by the time you were outside. You were certain she had as she led you around the back and past the rear of another tent. In the shadows along the palace wall. she pulled you behind her and pressed herself to the stone.
âI watched the guard go,â she pointed to a small gate hidden along the curve of the barrier, âWith a woman⊠he should be away for some time.â
âA woman.â You echoed. âOh,â you realised the implication in her words, âSo?â
âYouâve never wanted to see the palace?â
âIâve seen it--â
âFrom afar. Youâve seen the windows and the rooves. Youâve never seen the gardens or the statues or the fountainsâŠâ
âWe canât. Gilla, weâll get caught and--â
âBe quiet and we wonât,â she tugged on your sleeve and you planted your heels.
âNo,â You hissed, âWe canât.â
âNo, you wonât,â she snapped, âbut you wonât stop me either.â
She let go of you and lifted her skirt above her sandals as she raced forward. You cursed and followed as you watched her stagger through the open gate inset into the stone. You caught her arm as she broke the threshold.
âGilla--â
âLet go of me!â She said loudly.
You shushed her and recoiled. Her eyes gleamed as she looked at the colourful round tent that swell with lantern light and sweet harp music. She dashed onward and you kept close. You would have to drag her out of here herself if she insisted on crashing the royal festivities.
She stopped at a seam and pulled it apart to peer between the silk. Her face shone as light leaked out from the tent and she gasped. âLook,â she whispered, âTheyâre all so beautiful.â
You came up beside her and peeked inside. The king sat at a table amid his lords and their ladies, several other trestles were lined with nobles garbed in rich satins and brocade. You looked to Gilla as he lashes fluttered and you tried to pull her back.
âThatâs enough,â you sneered, âwe canât linger.â You looked back as you heard a metal clink and the heavy boot fall of a guard, âThere is a watch.â
âThey cannot see us here,â she clung to the silk. âCould you imagine? Wearing a gown like that?â
âNo, and I have no fancy to think of it,â you said, âGillaâŠâ you quieted as the shadow of guard passed along the front of the tent. You snatched the silk and pushed it together. âLetâs go. Now!â
âHey!â She shouted and you heard the sharp halt of armoured feet.
âGilla! Go!â You tore her away from the wall of the tent.
You shoved her ahead of you as the dark figure of the guard came back around to look along the side of the tent. Gilla giggled but kept on as you broke into a sprint. She was at least sensical enough to realise you were being chased. You could hear the pursuit not far behind.
âGo, go, go,â you demanded, âShit!â
The small gate was closed and another guard stood before it. You veered away and grabbed Gillaâs arm as you directed her over to the wines running up the south end of the wall. The other guard had joined the chase and you didnât dare look back.
âClimb,â you pushed Gilla into the wall, âCome on.â
She laughed again but did as you bid. You followed closely but your clogs made it hard as the vines caught on them. You kicked off your shoes frantically. Your ankle was caught suddenly and you cried out. Gilla stopped and looked down at you. You tried to wriggle free of the gauntleted hand but your other leg was trapped in kind.
âGo!â You barked up, âGo!â
You wrestled with the guards as they gripped your ankles. With a sharp yank, they tore you from the vines and you landed on your back in the dirt. The air rushed from your lungs and you coughed painfully.Â
âPlease,â you wheezed as the guards seized your arms and forced you up, âI was just-- Iâm lost. I didnât--â
Metal cut into your lip as a fist struck you. Hard. Your head pulsed and your eyes watered as you were dragged away from the wall. Your feet skidded over the dirt and you struggled to see straight.
âDonât--â You groaned. âI didnât do anything.â
âYou are trespassing,â the guard snarled. âOn royal grounds.â
âI wasnât doing nothing. Please. You can just let me go and--â
âGet her in irons.â The guard at your left growled to the other, âIâll have the grounds searched for any others.
âNo, no, no,â you tried to resist as the large man jerked you forward.Â
âShut up.â He swatted the back of your head. âYou best hope the king is merciful this day.â
đ
You could say at least that you had seen the palace. however you did not think you would ever have the chance to tell Gilla or anyone else. Past the laundries, past the kitchens, you were thrown into a small room hidden along a vacant corridor. The guard stood inside the door, his hand on his pommel, as sniffed and sniped.
âFucking wench, ruining the whole night,â he grumbled.
You ignored him as you sat on the floor with your head down. Heavy cuffs held your hands behind you, a chain between them. You should blame Gilla but you only hoped that she got away.
You stayed there for an hour, perhaps more. Were you waiting? And if so, for what?
You were roused only by the sound of mail and armour in the corridor. Another guard approached as the one within opened the door. The single torch on the wall flicker as a trim and tall figure strode inside, the second guard at his back.
âYour majesty,â the guard bowed his head.
âAnd why have I been disturbed on the night of my coronation?â You stared at the king as his sharp features shone in the licking firelight.
âYour majesty, we can handle the trespasser. We were only about to take them to the dungeon.â
âCan you? How then did he get this far?â The king glared down his nose at the guard. âI am told as I toast to my throne that some street rat has thrown up the alert.â
âIt is contained, your maj--â
âOut!â The king barked. âBoth of you. I shall deal with the criminal myself.â
King Loki turned to face you and his lip twitched as he looked at you for the first. You quickly lowered your eyes and listened to the guards retreat into the corridor. There was silence as the kicks boots softly moved across the stone. He paced back and forth then approached you suddenly.
âPeasant,â he called as he stopped before you, âI shall permit you to look upon me as I speak. To make certain that you can understand me.â
Slowly, you lifted your head and blinked. âYour majesty,â you rasped.Â
He was rather frightening up close. His dark hair hung in loose waves to his shoulders and he was much taller than he seemed from afar. His green eyes glowed even as he blocked the torchlight with his figure.
âYou trespassed on crown land. Do you understand the punishment for such an affront?â
You gulped. You knew. All knew. This manâs own father had made his laws and their consequences hard to forget. Your fate became clear all at once.
âYes, your majesty.â You tried to moisten your lips with your tongue as you found it hard to talk, âHanging.â
He smirked and tilted his head. He backed up slightly as his hands rested on his hips and he considered you. He chuckled and bent his knees as he squatted before you. He twined his fingers together as he positioned himself as a parent would over their child.
âAnd are you prepared to hang for your wandering?â He challenged.
You looked him in the face, closer now, you could see the taunting gleam in his eyes. It angered you. The sheer nonchalance that hung from his shoulders.
âIf I must, your majesty,â you answered, âI suppose that I am ready.â
His brows drew together as he weighed your words. He stared at you and reached out to free a loose thread from your sleeve.
âAnd you did also loiter upon a relic of the kingdom,â he said, âDid you not?â
You grimaced as you watched him. You said nothing.
âI almost did hope you wouldâve fallen. It wouldâve have been just, wouldnât it?âÂ
Your lips parted in realisation. He had seen you.
âAs your majesty says,â you agreed, âIt is your justice.â
He stood and snickered. He went to the corner and took the short stool hidden there. He approached again and sat across from you.
âWhy did you trespass?â He asked pointedly.
âI was lost,â you answered.
âYou know, it would be a third offense to lie to your king.â You pressed your lips together. âYou are rather convincing when you try to act brave but you are not such a good liar on other fronts.â His long fingers tapped above his knee. âSo why did you trespass?â
âLost, your majesty. I only realised too late how lost I truly was.â You repeated.
âBut there was another? Perhaps that accomplice who also scaled the Founderâs Tree?â
âIt was dark. It was only me.â You could not say Gilla was there for that only meant she would suffer too. âI am to the core sorry that I did trespass and it is not an act I would repeat. Though I can gather that I would not have the chance to.â
He nodded and raised his chin as he looked to the ceiling. He bit his lip as he thought. He smirked again. When he looked at you, his gaze made you want to shudder.Â
âIt is a night of celebration and as king, I should show mercy on such occasion, especially so early into my reign.â He said evenly, âSo perhaps you might beg mercy and I might show benevolence.â
His tone was mocking and pompous. He enjoyed his power over you, though it was no feat to hold authority over a commoner. There were horses of better standing than you. You swallowed. Your life was not worth his arrogance. You would play his game.
âYour majesty, I beg your mercy--â
âOn your knees,â he flicked two fingers up. âDo it proper, now. I know youâve not training in etiquette but I do expect some decency.â
You hid your discomfort and shifted as you pulled your legs under you. With your hands bound, it was awkward and difficult. As you raised yourself on your knees, you fell forward and he caught you before you could hit his knee. He chuckled.
âYour majesty,â you cleared your throat as he righted you. âThank you,â you choked out, embarrassed. âIâŠâ You exhaled, âI beg of you to show me mercy for my offense--â
âCrimes,â he interjected.
â...for my crimes,â you corrected, âAnd I pray that you will not sentence me harshly.â
He was quiet. He raised his brows expectantly.
âPlease, your majesty, I beg of you.â You pleaded, âPlease, if you were to spare me, I would be forever beholden to you.â
He tapped his toe and pushed his shoulders back. He stood suddenly and his emerald cape flapped behind him as he folded his hand behind him. He paced and stopped again, in front of you. He gazed down at you and brought his hand forward to pick his nail.
âMercy, I grant you. You, little mouse, will not be hung.â He announced. âOn my crown, I am merciful.â
He spun and went to the door. He hit his knuckles on the thick wood and it was opened quickly from the other side.
âShe will not face the rope,â he said, âBut do see her to the dungeons.â
âWait!â You nearly fell forward as you tried to stand, âYou said I would have mercy--â
âAnd you do,â he turned sharply as the guard blocked the door with his arm. âI have given you your life.â
âA life in the dungeons--â
âA life beholden to me,â he said, âThat was what you promised.â
He swiftly continued down the corridor and the guard came forward to lift you to your feet. You listened to the light footfalls of the king as he retreated and you were led out into the hallway. You were turned in the opposite direction and the walls seem to close in with each step.
Who would ever call this mercy?
#loki#loki x reader#fic#dark fic#dark!fic#series#by the king's hand#medieval au#medieval#king!loki#mcu#marvel#au
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cup of sugar (spencer reid x fem!reader)
summary: after finding out that your cat needs to be put down, the last thing you expect is a visit from your handsome neighbor who just needs a cup of sugar
category: fluff, light angst (about the cat lol)
warnings/includes: death of an animal, needles
wc: 6.6k
a/n: this is my submission for the @veraiconcos writer challenge! hope you guys like it :)
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Your eyes were blurred with tears the whole drive home from the vet. You tried your best to refrain from looking back at your sick cat (who you had lovingly named after Fantine from Les Mis), but you stole a few glances at her while trying to concentrate on the road. Eventually, you made it home safely and you grabbed the crate from your backseat to bring it up to your apartment.
The vet had said she was nearing the end of her life, and it was only a matter of time before she passed. You had scheduled to put her down in a few days and your heart wrenched for the poor kitty. She wasnât anything special on the outside, just a brown short-haired cat you could see on the street, but to you she was everything. She had been sitting right next to your car parking spot for months before you actually took her in- you fed her and gradually began to pet her before you decided to take her inside your home and show her the love she deserved. Youâd been through a lot with her and you werenât ready to say goodbye, but you didnât want to prolong her suffering, So, you decided to spend every moment with her until your appointment.
You set down the crate and let her out, and she sluggishly made her way to her coveted position on your couch. You had yet to cease crying- every time you looked at her you welled up at the thought of losing her. Right as you were about to take a seat next to her, you heard a tentative knock from your door. With a sigh, you wiped your tears and made your way to open it. Looking in the mirror before opening the door, it was obvious you were crying. You didnât care, however, as you swung it open to see a lanky man holding a measuring cup with flour in his hair and adorning his sweater. Not just any lanky man- it was the lanky man you had developed a bit of a crush on. You saw him some days when you got back from work collecting his mail, and you couldnât help but be interested in the mystery guy from apartment 202.
âHi, I was just baking some cookies and I realized I was out of su- are you okay?â he asked with concern. You almost laughed at the ridiculousness of the situation.
âUh, yeah, sorry, I just got back from the vet. Looks like I have to put my cat down,â you deadpanned. Your tears had stopped falling at this point.
âOh gosh, I- Iâm so sorry. Um, forget about the sugar I can just go to the store,â he turned on his heel and made his way back to his apartment.
âNo, it's fine!â you called after him. He turned around with a grimace. âItâs okay, I have plenty of sugar, please, come in,â you opened the door wider for him to cautiously make his way into your apartment. You didnât want to admit it, but this tiny bit of human interaction really helped you get your mind off of your current situation- it was normally just you and Fantine, so if you could make a friend in the meantime, you would try your best.Â
âThank you,â he said as you made your way into the kitchen, petting Fantine on the way in. He took a glance at her before returning his gaze to you. âIs that, uh, the cat?â he asked, and you could tell he wasnât great with comforting people in sad situations.
âYeah, that's my Fantine,â you said, reaching into your cabinet to get the jar of sugar.
âLes Miserables?â he asked, a glint of recognition in his eyes. You smiled.
âYes! Good to know I'm neighbors with someone of culture,â you laughed, your heart feeling light for the first time that day. âYou can pet her if you'd like,â you told him before grabbing the measuring cup from him and turning to fill it with sugar. He smiled in response, keeping his hands to himself. âAllergic?â you asked, wondering if the handsome stranger maybe just wasnât a cat person.
âOh no, sorry, I just have a germ⊠thing,â he said, nervously rubbing his palms on his pants. You simply nodded and shut the jar of sugar, making your way back to him and giving him the measuring cup.
âSo, you know my cat's name, but not mine. Iâm Y/N, by the way,â you offered, not reaching out your hand when you remember his previous statement about germs.Â
âSpencer, I live next door,â he said, seeming relieved at your neglect to shake his hand. You didn't have time to say anything else before a colorfully dressed woman in a âkiss the cookâ apron barged into your apartment- you noticed that you had left the door open after letting Spencer in.
âWhat's taking you so long G man? The butter is burning!â she exclaimed, before noticing your cat on the couch. âOh. My. God. Now who is this sweetie pie?â she asked, running to your couch and lovingly petting her.
âFantine,â Spencer answered, looking at you with a blush.Â
âShe is the sweetest thing I have ever seen. I am obsessed,â she cooed.Â
âThat's Penelope,â Spencer said, widening his eyes at her when she seemed to get comfortable on your couch.
âNice to meet you Penelope, Iâm Y/N,â you introduced, making your way over to your couch.Â
âOh, right, sorry,â she extended her hand and you took it. âIâve had too much cold brew today and I am feeling a little energetic,â she laughed. You liked her jittery manner- she seemed like someone youâd want to be friends with. âHow old is she?â Penelope asked, innocently. You tried to hide the way your face fell at the question, but it was obvious that it saddened you. Spencer noticed.
âUm, I actually took her in off the street so I really donât know. Sheâs old, though,â you said, looking down at your tired kitty. âI actually have to⊠put her down in a few days,â you said, ignoring your voice crack. Without a word, you were pulled into a tight and unexpected hug. Penelope's arms were wrapped around you, leaving little room to breathe. You didnât mind the human contact. You even let a few tears drop, having held them back for the duration of their visit. A warm hand rested on your shoulder- a warm hand that was tentative and bigger than Penelope's ones that rubbed your back. You looked up to see Spencer awkwardly attempting to comfort you. In a bold move, you rested your cheek on his hand, as if you were thanking him. Penelope pulled away after a minute, wiping her own tears from her eyes.
âWell, what an introduction that was!â she laughed through her tears, you joined her. You heard Spencer clear his throat, like he was preparing to speak.
âWhat if- what if we finish the baking over here?â he asked, hope in his eyes. Before you could answer, he began to ramble. âStudies show that human contact or even just being in the presence of other people can help with grieving, and-â he was cut off by Penelope.
âAnd we don't want to leave you alone right now. I mean, weâve cried together already. Weâre basically best friends,â Penelope said, resting a hand on your arm. You didnât even have to contemplate the offer.
âYeah, of course! Iâd really like that,â you smiled at the two of them, who exchanged a glance.
âGreat! Me and Spencer will go get the ingredients from his apartment, you just stay here with Fantine being your cute selves,â she said, dragging Spencer out by his arm and shutting the door gently behind her. You were in for an interesting night.
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Spencer couldnât help but blush at the thought of spending the rest of his night in your apartment. With Penelope, of course. He had seen you before- he didnât know your name until today, but he had a bit of a crush on you. From the moment he first saw you feeding Fantine when she was still a stray, he fell for your gentle aura. He's not stalking you, he swears he isn't, but he subconsciously remembered your schedule. He just so happened to get his mail at 6:17 every day he was home when he knew youâd be coming back from work. And he just drove out of his way to see you feed that cat every once in a while. Not an obsession.Â
Penelope was the first to find out about his little crush. When she came to Spencerâs apartment to pick him up for some nerd convention, she noticed him staring at you as they drove away. You were sitting on the ground, pushing a bowl of food towards a tentative cat (who he now knew as Fantine) and he couldnât help but let his gaze linger a moment too long. Penelope immediately gasped and called him out.
âYou-you⊠and her! She's so pretty Reid! And good with animals! Get married, right now,â she had said after watching him long for you.
âIâm not- were not,â he stuttered, Penelope shot him a knowing glare. âShe doesnât even know who I am. I donât even know her name, I just⊠I just notice her, sometimesâŠâ Spencer confessed, looking down at his twiddling thumbs. Penelope didnât tease him too much after that, but she smirked the entire car ride there.
The rest of the team found out about his crush shortly after (thanks Garcia) and the teasing was relentless. Sure, you didnât even know his name, but he wanted you to. Boy did he want you to. But he didnât plan on acting on it- at least, not until he had Garcia over to bake cookies for the team. She had insisted that she come over to bake, much to Spencer's chagrin. Little did he know, she was only so insistent because she had a secret plan. A secret love plan.
Her plan had worked so far- hiding the sugar and getting Spencer to ask the pretty neighbor for some, check. Well, she didnât have much of a plan past that, but she assumed sheâd figure it out when it came down to it- and so far so good. Once she had pulled Spencer back into his apartment, he began to pace around in nervousness- Penelope was jumping in excitement.Â
âReid and Y/N sitting in a tree!â she sang happily.
âWhat does that mean?â Spencer asked, slightly irritated.
âYou mean, you don't know⊠Never mind,â she sighed.
âGarcia what the hell were you thinking! I canât talk to her all night, Iâll find a way of looking like an idiot,â he sighed in exasperation, trying to make his sweaty hands less sweaty by rubbing them on his pants.Â
âReid, Reid, Reid,â she repeated like a mantra, following his pacing and trying to calm him down. âItâs going to be okay. Seriously, you have the best wing woman on planet earth and youâre worried about whether or not sheâll like you? Please, youâre a catch baby! And she will see that tonight,â she said, eventually getting him to stop moving by placing her hands on his shoulders.
After she had calmed him down, the two gathered all of the ingredients and made the trip next door, where you were waiting on the couch with Fantine in your lap. You looked lost in thought, but you quickly jumped out of it and gave them a smile when they walked in.Â
âSo, what are we baking?â you asked, standing up and grabbing some ingredients off of Spencerâs hands. He hoped you didnât notice his flinch when your fingers brushed his (you did) and he hoped you didnât see the red on his cheeks (you did, but you looked similarly tomato-like).Â
âWe are making my famous brown butter chocolate chip cookies!â Penelope exclaimed, already measuring out some ingredients.
âOoh yummy! What makes them famous?â you asked.
âOh, youâll know once you taste them. Just ask Spencer, he could eat 7 in just one sitting,â she joked. Best wing woman on planet earth my ass, Spencer thought.
âOh really, Spence? I bet you I can beat that tonight,â you giggled, moving to help measure the brown sugar. Maybe Penelope was doing an okay job after all.
âDid you know that the first chocolate cookies were invented by accident by Ruth Wakefield in 1938?â he asked, and you shook your head.
âNo, but tell me more!â you smiled, returning your attention to the measuring cup in front of you. He faltered for a moment, surprised at your eagerness to hear more about his facts, but he continued.
 âRuth and her husband owned the Toll House Inn and she was baking cookies for their guests when she realized that she was out of bakers chocolate. So, when she chopped up a block of Nestle semi-sweet chocolate and added it to the dough, she expected it to disperse evenly throughout, but instead they retained their original form and.. you know. Chocolate chip cookies,â he finished weakly, looking up to see you staring at him in awe. Penelope was unphased, having been around boy genius for far too long, but you were looking at him like he had just found the secret to world peace. âWhat?â he asked tentatively, suddenly extremely self conscious.
âSorry, itâs just, that was so cool! Iâve never seen someone recite facts like that. Plus, youâre a great story teller,â you finished, nudging him with your arm. Oh god, you were too cute. He tried his best not to smile like an insane person as he walked between you and Penelope to open the bag of chocolate chips.
âYup, our boy genius here has an IQ of 187,â Penelope said, patting Spencer on the head. You laughed for a moment, assuming she was joking, but when you saw the dead serious look on their faces you were shocked.
âYou mean I was living next door to a superhero all this time and I never knew?â you asked, still in shock from the previous information. Spencer laughed, and it was music to your ears.Â
âWell, I'm not- I'm not a superhero,â he rubbed the back of his neck, suddenly embarrassed by the attention.
âOh yeah? What do you do for a living?â you asked, expecting he was some sort of mad scientist. Penelope snorted a laugh. âWhat?â you smiled.
âWell, I work with the Behavioral Analysis Unit of the FBI, so does Penelope,â he said, and you didnât seem to know what that was, so he continued. âWe⊠we profile serial killers based off of their actions and eventually we catch them before they can cause any more harm,â he explained, trying to distract himself by eating the chocolate chips in front of him (and having his hand promptly swatted by Garcia). Your mouth opened even wider than before, if possible.
âSpencer. You are a superhero!â you said in shock, grabbing his arm with excitement. He gasped at the contact- he didnât not like it. He was just surprised. You noticed his reaction, however, and apologized quickly.
âOh, sorry,â you blushed.Â
âNo it's okay!â he said, slightly too eager. You smiled and nodded, and he felt relieved.
âPenelope, do you tackle the serial killers too?â you asked, wondering if the ball of sunshine had an angry side.
âOh heavens no. Iâm the techie, I basically dig up all the dirt you could ever possibly need. Basically a gardener,â she remarked, and you couldn't help but smile.Â
âIâm friends with superheroes,â you said, doing a little dance in your spot while pouring some flour into the mixer. Spencer melted.
ïżœïżœïżœWrong,â said Penelope. âYou're best friends with some superheroes.â
You spent the rest of the night laughing and chatting with your new best friends, and eventually feasting on the cookies on your couch next to Fantine, who was sleeping peacefully. You tried to break Spencer's record of 7 cookies, but tapped out after 4. Despite the upsetting news you had received earlier that night, you were extremely happy. As you waved them goodbye, and even hugged Spencer goodnight, your heart was full. You had both of their phone numbers and you planned to text them sometime soon- you didnât want that to be the last you saw of Penelope and Spencer.
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You awoke the next morning with a pit in your stomach. You couldnât tell exactly why, but you had the feeling that something was going to happen today. Trying not to dwell on it, however, you began to get ready for the day. You worked a 9-5 job as a secretary at a local law office- this wasnât your end goal career, but something to pay the bills. You went to say goodbye to Fantine when you noticed something was wrong. She was having difficulty breathing, every breath was labored. Your heart dropped when you realized this was the cause of your pit- you were saying goodbye to your kitty today. You hurried to grab her crate, hastily wiping away your tears, and ushered her inside. You didnât know if you would even be able to see the road in your state, so without thinking, you knocked on the door next to yours and waited for a moment, tears continuously streaming. Spencer swung the door open, his face immediately falling when he saw you.
âY/N, whatâs- whatâs wrong?â he asked, seemingly ready to leave for work. You couldnât find any words as you gently set down her crate and wrapped your arms around Spencer's waist. He was shocked at this, but he comforted you once he got his bearings. His hand rubbed your back as you cried into his sweater vest, not worried about the scene you were causing in the middle of the hallway.Â
âItâs- its Fantine,â you sobbed into his chest. âI think she needs to be put down today,â you told him, pulling away slightly and wiping your tears.Â
âOh Y/N, i'm so sorry,â he said, and he truly meant it. Seeing you upset like this sent a dagger through his heart. He contemplated for a moment before he spoke again. âWhy don't I⊠drive you to the vet? I want to make sure you get there okay,â he said, voice laced with concern.
âDonât you have to catch the bad guys?â you asked as an attempt at a joke to lighten the mood, but neither of you had the energy to laugh.
âItâs just a paperwork day today, Iâll call Penelope and let her know I won't make it in,â he said, quickly gathering his phone and his car keys. You nodded, not finding your voice in the moment. You followed him down to his car and he opened the backseat door for you to put the crate in. He guided you to the passenger's seat, placing a soft hand on the small of your back as he opened the door for you. As he jogged around to the driver's seat and pulled away, you opened your GPS app to give him the directions. The two of you sat in silence for a few minutes, apart from your occasional directing. You suddenly felt extremely guilty for letting him drive you.Â
âThis is ridiculous, Iâm sorry for ruining your day. Iâm just super dramatic about things and you probably have better things to do then take your neighbor and her sick cat to the vet,â you apologized, feeling embarrassed by your actions.Â
âDonât be ridiculous, Y/N. Youâre entitled to your grief, and I just want to be there for you⊠to, you know, help you with it,â he said, glancing at you occasionally. âIâve never had a pet before and I donât normally like animals, but I know how attached we can get to things,â he said, focusing on the road. You nodded and with a bout of confidence, you reached over and grabbed his hand, resting your entwined fingers on the center console. His eyes widened, but he didnât let go. His knowledge of germs had completely left him- he was being touched by the girl who heâd been pining after for months, and he wasnât going to let a little germaphobia get in the way. You noticed his reaction, but you blushed as you looked out the window, seeing the animal hospital come into view. You sighed and removed your hand from his and opened your door, grabbing the crate from the back seat and walking towards the entrance. You noticed that Spencer was standing outside his car, unsure of what to do.
âDo you- would you come in with me?â you asked, hoping heâd say yes. âI just⊠theyâll probably put her down and I don't want to be alone,â you asked with unintentional puppy dog eyes. Spencer thought for a moment- walking into a hospital full of sick animals with many diseases seemed like the absolute last thing he wanted to do. But when he looked at your pleading eyes, he knew that he couldnât just wait in the car.
âOf course,â he conceded, locking his car and following you inside the clinic.
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You met with the vet quickly and your suspicions were correct- poor Fantine was suffering and the best option was to put her down now. Your heart shattered, but you felt Spencer's comforting hand on your back, trying to glue those pieces back together. The vet had given you the option to either stay with her while she was put down or to wait in the other room.
âI think I want to be with her, I donât want her to be alone,â you said, wiping away a stray tear.Â
âWill your boyfriend be coming too?â the vet asked, turning his attention to Spencer. Neither of you acknowledged the boyfriend title. He was about to answer when you interrupted him.
âOh Spence, donât worry about coming in. Iâve already dragged you here, you can just wait in the other room if you want,â you offered, sincerely. Spencer could see that you wanted him to stay- that you wanted him to comfort you. So, pushing his anti-germ rules aside once again, he made up his mind.
âOf course Iâm coming with you Y/N, I told you I wouldnât leave you alone,â he decided, and you gave him a grateful but sad smile.Â
So, as you said your tearful goodbyes, the vet took out his needle and began the process. Spencer rubbed your back, eventually wrapping his arms around you as you sobbed. You could swear you felt a kiss on the head, but you were mainly focused on your cat. You decided to get her cremated, and as Spencer guided you out of the clinic, you felt extremely empty. You missed your best friend already.
The drive home was mainly silent, and you wanted to grab his hand again. You decided against it, however- you thought you might have pushed his limits of touch and germs today (you hadnât. Spencer decided that he would never be tired of your touch). You made your way up to your apartment, empty crate in hand, with Spencer following a few steps behind. He walked you to your door, stopping outside when you unlocked it. He put his anxious hands in his pockets, trying his best not to fidget (and also trying to prevent himself from reaching out to wipe your tears).
âSoâŠâ you said, looking at your feet.
âYeah, soâŠâ he said, doing the same.
âListen Spencer, I know weâve just met and-and you're probably tired of me already, but⊠this is my first night without her, and I don't want to be lonely. I know this is a lot to ask, especially after I dragged you around all day, but⊠if I asked you to stay, would you?â you said, shyly looking up at him. Spencer could feel his heart stutter, looking at you softly.
âUh, yeah. Yes, yes I will,â he responded, offering a nervous smile. You gave him one back, unlocking your door and letting him inside your apartment. It already felt different without her, but the presence of Spencer did a little to fill that void. You ushered him to sit down on the couch and you moved to make some tea for the both of you. You didnât notice Spencer internally freaking out about being in your apartment, this time alone. You made the tea in silence and brought it to the couch, sitting next to him.Â
âCan I braid your hair?â you asked, surprising even yourself by your bluntness.Â
âCan you- what?â he asked, face twisting in confusion. He didnât know if he could handle your hands in his hair, but he wanted to find out. You laughed at his confusion, almost spilling the tea on yourself.
âCome onnn, Iâm a grieving cat mother who wants to braid your hair. It would look so pretty,â you told him, and although it wasnât a direct complement, Spencer couldnât help the blush that spread across his face.
âUh, sure I guess,â he said, heart rate picking up.
âYay! Okay, youâre tall so sit on the ground and I'll stay on the couch,â you said, clapping your hands excitedly as he set his tea down on your coffee table and sat on your carpeted floor. You didnât waste any time, sectioning his hair into sections for a french braid. You noticed him shiver at your touch. âSorry, are my hands cold?â you almost whispered, too deep in concentration.
âNo, theyâre fine,â he said, closing his eyes as you ran your hands through his hair.Â
âYou have good hair, Spence,â you told him as you worked on the short braid. He almost choked on his own tongue.
âOh, thanks. You do tooâŠâ he said, not registering his complement before it came out of his mouth.
âThank you,â you blushed, focusing on your handiwork. It didnât take you long to finish, and when you turned him around to observe the braid, you couldnât help the squeal that escaped your throat. âOh my gosh, you look so good!â you exclaimed, pulling your phone out of your pocket and taking a selfie of the two of you. He smiled awkwardly for the camera. âPenelope is going to love this,â you said, typing her contact in the phone. Spencer knew that the picture would soon be seen by the entire BAU, but he let it go when he saw you smile genuinely for the first time that day. You held your phone out to him for him to see the picture.
âDonât we look cute?â you smiled.
âYes, you- I mean we do,â he said, hoping you didnât catch his slip. You did.Â
âSpence?â you asked, contemplating something. He looked up at you.
âYes?â he asked, wondering what you were thinking about.
âWhat do you do when youâre sad? Because when I used to get sad, Iâd just cuddle with Fantine, butâŠâ you trailed off, your eyes glazing over as you thought about her again.
âYou can cuddle with me,â he said. You looked at him, eyes wide- he didnât think he had said that out loud. âI mean⊠physical touch increases levels of dopamine and serotonin, so if we were to⊠you know⊠uh maybe it would make you feel better?â he said, scratching the back of his neck. You smiled and pulled him back on the couch. He sat there as you put your head on his chest, his arm tentatively reaching around your shoulders. You chose to ignore his increased heartbeat, which he was sure you could hear.Â
âDo you think⊠does it get better?â you asked, eyes brimming with tears. âI mean, will I ever miss her less? Will it hurt less eventually?â you finished with a sigh. Spencer thought back to all of the pain he's been through and the ways heâs dealt with it. Heâs learned some healthy coping mechanisms, as well as some extremely unhealthy ones. He thought deeply before answering.
âI think⊠we make room for the hurt. I donât think it ever goes away, but you learn to cope and deal with it to the point where you feel better. Eventually,â he explained as delicately as possible. You lifted your head from his chest and gazed into his eyes to see he was already looking back at you. He could feel himself leaning in, and you responded by doing the same. You were both inches away from each other when you heard a sharp knock on your door. The both of you jumped at the noise, flustered, as if you had been caught.Â
âIâll⊠go get that,â you said, quickly getting off of the couch and running to the door. Spencer mentally facepalmed himself- you were grieving and he thought the perfect moment to make his move was while he was comforting you. Although, you had seemed to reciprocate the feelingsâŠ
âPenelope!â you yelled, opening the door to be immediately greeted with a bear hug.Â
âY/N, my sweet sweet Y/N,â she cried into your shoulder. You pat her back, consoling her (this woman was one hell of an empath). You made eye contact with Spencer over her shoulder, giving him a wide eyed stare, both of you amused by Garciaâs antics. She pulled away and looked at you sadly.
âWhat are you doing here?â Spencer asked, trying his best to sound like he wanted her there.Â
âWell, I heard about the sad day you guys were having so I brought some medicine to fix your broken hearts,â she said while pulling out a couple bottles of wine, warm cookies in her other hand.
âYouâre a godsend Penelope Garcia,â you smiled, taking the wine and cookies into the kitchen. Garcia took this moment to grill Spencer about their day, quietly enough so you couldnât hear.
âSoo youâve been with her all day? Spill, I need to hear if i'm gonna have baby boy geniuses,â she said excitedly. Spencer chuckled.
âWell, the animal clinic wasnât exactly the most romantic setting butâŠâ he trailed off and she urged him to continue. âBut, we were inches away from kissing when you decided to knock on the door,â he said, and Penelope looked distraught.
âOh my god. I have to leave, you guys have to get back to it!â she said, standing up to go home. Spencer grabbed her arm and stopped her before she could tell you she was leaving.
âNo no no! Please don't, if you leave now i'm going to have to face the awkward aftermath of⊠that, and I don't want to,â he said, almost begging.
âSo⊠what youâre saying is⊠you need wing woman Garcia again!â she suggested, excitedly. Spencer didnât have time to disagree before you came back in the room, cookies on a plate and balancing three wine glasses in your hand and a bottle in the crook of your arm. Spencer hopped up to help you carry everything, and Garcia did little to hide her smirk.
The rest of the night was spent cheering you up- from Taylor Swift dance parties to Disney karaoke, Penelope pulled out all the stops to make it a night to remember. After a few glasses, you had even managed to get Spencer to dance with you to a slower song, Penelope slyly recording the entire thing. Spencer didnât care, however- all he focused on was the buzzing in his chest and your arms around his neck, his entire body tingling with excitement.Â
As you said your goodbyes to the duo, you pulled Penelope into a hug and gave her a kiss on the cheek. You did the same for Spencer, but your kiss had landed closer to the corner of his lips. In your buzzed state, however, you didnât acknowledge it (or the fact that you had done it on purpose). Spencer left that night with a fire in his heart and his hand rested on his lips. After a bit of teasing, Garcia took an Uber home and Spencer was left alone to contemplate his next move.
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The next day, the team was called in for a case across the country- Penelope had made sure you knew this in your group text with her and Spencer that she had so lovingly named âPenny and the Jetsâ (the three of you had also danced to a few Elton John songs during your night together, which gave Garcia the genius grouchat name idea). It was weird for you to be alone after having spent the past few days with your new friends, and you missed the distraction. You went back to work, only being lightly reprimanded for your absence. You couldnât help but think about Spencerâs smile most of the day, or the way he always smelled like coffee.
Across the country, Spencer had been doing the same thing, and the team had noticed. He was more spaced out than usual, and it was only a matter of time before he confessed to the team that heâd finally talked to you. Derek proudly patted him on the back when he described what it was like to spend a day with you. The team was incredibly happy for him- although they werenât shocked. Penelope had already forwarded them the video of you both dancing and the selfie you had taken with his braided hair.Â
The case had finished relatively quickly, which was a relief to everyone (but especially Spencer, who wanted to make plans to see you as soon as he got back). As the team was walking together to their SUVs, Spencer's eye was drawn to a box on the sidewalk. Not just his eyes were drawn- he had heard a soft âmewâ coming from the cardboard box, and he let his curiosity get the best of him as he walked over to it, Emily following him to see what he was doing. He opened the box to see a tiny kitten- he wasnât normally an animal person, but it seemed like you had gotten to him. His heart wrenched at the sight- the kitten looked like a mini Fantine.Â
âOh my gosh, that is so cute,â Emily said, leaning down to get a closer look, snapping a picture for Garcia.
âYeah, it is,â Spencer said, lost in thought. The rest of the team came to see what the big fuss was about.Â
âSomeone should take her!â said Prentiss, giving the team a look that said help me out. Reid should take her.
âAh, yes. Hey, pretty boy, why donât you take it?â Derek asked, leaning down to get a closer look. Spencer shook his head.
âI canât take care of a cat, Morgan. Prentiss, why donât you take it? You have Sergio,â he suggested, trying to get the attention off of him.
âEh, one is enough for me,â she responded, nudging JJ.
âSpence, why donât you give it to your neighbor? Iâm sure Y/N would love her,â JJ suggested. Spencer's heart stuttered at your name.
âY-you think?â he asked, unsure if it was too forward. The team wouldnât let him leave without the cat, which he had already named Cosette in his mind (the name of Fantineâs daughter). So, he picked up the box and brought it with him onto the jet. This was the most spontaneous Spencer had ever been, and the team shared glances of shock and pride when he interacted with the kitten on the jet ride back.Â
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Here Spencer waited, outside your door, holding the tiny kitten in his arms. He had taken it to the vet to make sure it had its shots and was able to be kept as a house pet, and he immediately came home to give it to you. It was around 7 PM so he knew you should be home (not that he was being creepy- his eidetic memory couldnât help but memorize your schedule). After a few minutes of standing, he swallowed his nerves and knocked on your door, quickly bringing his hand back to support the kitten he was holding.
You opened the door in your sweats, your hair dripping wet from the shower you had just taken. You were apparently on the phone before you opened the door- âI gotta go,â you said, hanging up the call and tossing your phone on the couch.
âSpence, what are you doing here? And who's this?â you said with heart eyes, ushering him in and cooing at the small kitten. He had never seen you smile this wide before, and he knew he was making the right choice.Â
âUh, her name is Cosette. Well, I gave her that name, you can definitely change if you want, because she's.. yours,â he said. Your mouth hung open in shock as you took the small kitty from him, rubbing your nose on her head.Â
âAre you serious?â you almost yelled, excitement taking over. Spencer nodded happily, watching you pet the kitten. âOh my god, youâre the best!â you said, pulling him into a one handed hug, the other arm holding Cosette. He laughed and hugged you back, before the unexpected happened. Maybe you were just extremely grateful, or maybe the adrenaline was taking over, but you stood on your tiptoes and pressed a kiss onto his lips. Just like that. Like it was natural, like you had kissed Spencer a million times over. After you pulled away, he was extremely flustered. He pressed his hand to his lips, as if he was trying to figure out what just happened.
âIâm sorry,â you apologized, thinking that he was upset with you. In all fairness, you didnât expect to kiss him either- you just couldnât help yourself. This seemed to wake him from his daze.
âNo, donât apologize! Iâve, uh, I've been wanting to do that for awhile now,â he blushed, shoving his hands into his pockets. You smiled at this, feeling confident that you had made the right choice.
âPenelope is going to be thrilled,â you laughed, sitting on the floor and setting Cosette down to play with one of the cat toys you still had laying around.
âWhat do you mean?â Spencer asked, sitting next to you with his legs crossed.
âWell⊠she told me that I should make a move because you never would, and I thought that it was impossible for someone like you to like me, but she seemed pretty adamant that you did,â you said, focusing on the animal in front of you rather than the man. This shocked him- you didn't think he would like you? That seemed insane to him, and he made sure you knew that.
âAre you kidding me Y/N? Youâre so cool, you get along with people and youâre not awkward, and youâre so caring, I just⊠how could I not like you?â he asked, petting the kitten as well. Now it was your turn to blush. You didnât know how you could be so lucky to have these people come into your life at the perfect time.
You and Spencer spent the rest of the day together, once again. You stole a few more kisses, and Spencer was even bold enough to initiate one or two, and your heart finally felt full. You knew things would be okay now- you had two new friends (and a furry roommate) to prove it.Â
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Tall/Small Headcannons for Oikawa, Ushijima, Tendo, The Twins, Alisa, and Sakusa
Oikawa Toru
â Giving you his Seijoh jacket before a game and making sure you sit closer to the team than his fangirls. (He will find a way even if you have to sit on the bench with the coach this boy will plead)
â Enjoys when you move your arms up and down making little flap sounds and just gives you a hug because cute
â Definitely persuades you into calling Iwaizumi Iwa-chan (although heâs fine with it because youâre smol and he will protect too)
âPrepare for facetimes at like 1 A.M. when he comes up with new alien conspiracies and you jokingly saying youâre an alien and him just sitting here like âBecause youâre so amazing youâre out of this world.âÂ
â Smirks because he knows when he has a good pick up line
â So like go on a little drabble with me for a sec-
    Turning over you smile and place your hand on this side of your boyfriendâs face rubbing small circles on his cheek while your other hand is running through the soft brown tresses. His chocolate eyes flutter open and he just leans forward a bit and nuzzles your noses together. âGood morning my King!â He blushes and kisses your forehead. Rubbing small circles on your back he pulls the blankets up a bit because you must stay warm...totally not because he doesnât want to move from the blanket burrito and start the day.Â
â Hot cocoa in the winter and puts little peppermint pieces in it when it gets closer to Christmas
â Youâre cold? Have his scarf and hat, and be prepared to share his jacket with him because heâs also cold
â Valentineâs Day? This boy uses the fourteen days leading up to it to spoil you plus Valentineâs Day itself.Â
â Little notes in your locker telling you how pretty you are and how he just wants to pepper kisses all over your faceÂ
â Prepare for him walking into your homeroom on Valentineâs day and just snuggling with you as he feeds you chocolate and then he comes back for lunch because he needs to properly spoil you
â If heâs little spoon expect him to just lay on top of your chest and demand you pet his hairÂ
â Protect this baby please
Ushijima Wakatoshi
†Honestly doesnât give them to you unless you ask because this boy canât comprehend why you would want to wear his jacket
†Little smiles if you are passed out on the couch with his Shiratorizawa jacket onÂ
†Like itâs soooo big on you, he canât he just thinks youâre the most adorable thing
†Will lift your head up and place it in his lap so he can pet your hair and watch his show
†Will definitely take you to the park and you two play volleyball together
†If you call him at like 8 pm he might be asleep but this boy picks up so fast he could have fooled you
âIâm sorry love! Were you sleeping?â You ask as he shakes his head and fixes his hair a bit because he has to look good (we ignore the fact that his messy hair still make him att--enough of my simping). âOkay, I was just wondering if I could stay the night? I missed you this weekâŠâ You trail of Ushijima lets out a small chuckle and gets up unlocking the door to his house.
âDoorâs open just tell me when you get here strawberry.âÂ
†Alright, fight me but being someoneâs strawberry is adorable like theyâre small and most people like them (and the fact that I blush really easy but thatâs besides the point)
†Sleepovers~~
†You going into his closet and stealing one of his shirtsÂ
†No shame just no pants because heâs tall and built sooooo yeah itâs really big on you
†Might blush lightly, or smile...or both depending on the sleeves
†Did I mention curling up on his chest and him petting your hair while he sings to you wanting you to fall asleep so he can fully appreciate youÂ
Tendo Satori
đš Sidenote- I found these ice cream emojis and they cute đšđšđšđšđšđš
đš This boy would be so happy if you stole his hoodies like he melts
đš Will share ice cream sandwich with you because he thinks itâs cute to see some ice cream on like the corner of your mouth and this boy leans over no hesitation and kisses it away
đš He might tease you about your height but if anyone else comments on it thatâs a big no no because only he can tease you about it
đš Honestly loves how short you are because like Oikawa if he walks in on you just like in his Shiratorizawa jacket flapping your hands up and down to make woosh sounds he melts again
đš Will hug you and bend down to lay his chin on your head and wrap his arms around you
Satori came home from volleyball practice to you in one of his hoodies that stopped about at your knee cooking some french toast while a tub of ice cream was off to the side. He came up behind you and rested his chin on your head arms around your stomach. âHi sweetie.â He nuzzles his face into your hair and smiles happily at the scent of the cherry shampoo. âYou used my shampoo?âÂ
âMhm! I wanted to be clean and smelly good when you came home so I took a shower and decided to put on one of your hoodies because theyâre just so comfy! And they smell so good!!!â He smiles and he swears he feels all of the bad things that happened in his day go away at the sight of you hugging yourself in the hoodie and a big smile on your face.
đšChocolate ice cream datesÂ
đš Watches horror movies because A) He likes them and B) You curl up in his lap
Miya Atsumu
â Will tease you about your height but honestly thinks itâs adorableÂ
â Def uses you as a head rest, like just rests his arm on your head and âleansâ on you (in reality he just makes it look like heâs leaning on you but is holding himself up because he canât hurt his baby)
â Going to a game and wearing his spare jersey, you better believe this man is going to play better than his best because he has to show offÂ
â Osamu def tease him about showing off and would chuckle when he messes up
â He would try to cook for you but ultimately fail and get Osamu to cook it (then steal the credit when he gives it to you)
â Going back to the jersey thing- if he came over to your house to see you just lounging around in it this man would have the biggest smirk on his face
â So like Valentineâs day, anyone?Â
â This boy will pout if you leave him alone because his fangirls threatened you
â When he figured out what happened-
Atsumu was pouting because he wanted to spend time with you but for some reason today, the day you should have wanted to spend time with your lovely boyfriend if not everyday, you had been avoiding him. He decided to go incognito mode and follow you around to see if he could find out why. Cue the Kim Possible music guys- in reality he was standing behind the corner when he found out why.Â
His fangirls were standing in front of you, smol bean must protect, with their hands on their hips while you looked upwards a bit to look them in the eyes. âStay away from Atsu today got it? We wouldnât want to have to spread a nasty rumor now would we?â You shook your head and teared up a bit looking down at the heart-shaped box that was in your hand.Â
The only thought going through this manâs head was âThose nasty fluffing pigs!â did he confront them, yes, yes he did. Were they allowed at the volleyball games, hell no, they were also not allowed within 12 ft. of you.
Miya Osamu
Soft baby-
đThis boy can and will cook for youÂ
đ Got something special going on? Prepare for a whole meal prepared by your boyfriend
đ Didnât pack enough? Shares his food with you
đ Cold hands? Heâs holding one in the pocket of his jacket and takes the glove off that hand so your other hand wonât be cold
đ Canât sleep at the sleepover?
Osamu woke up from his nap, you still wrapped up in his arms but looking up at him with a growing blush on your face as you froze. He smiled and kissed your forehead when he noticed that your hands were still in hair and leaned into the touch (soft like excuse me for a second while I imagine being held please-). You smiled and kissed the tip of his nose before nuzzling your own nose against it.Â
Osamu nuzzled your nose back and finally kept his eyes open. He looked over noticing his neanderthal of a brother asleep on the bed on the other half of the room. âWhat are you doing still up?â He asked tucking a small piece of hair behind your ear. âYou should be asleep my sweet.âÂ
âCouldnât sleep, plus I like looking at your pretty face!â You say happily giving Osamu a small smile and kissing his cheek taking one of the hands that was playing with his hair and tracing the soft features of his face.
âIâll make you some tea then we can go back to sleep how about that?â You nodded your head and slowly got up âyourâ shirt sliding off your left shoulder. Osamu fixed it as you went to the kitchen and he wrapped his arms around you while you waited for the kettle to go off.
đ Forehead kisses- thatâs all that needs to be said
đ Did I mention clinging to him like a koala makes him happy?
đLike just wrap your arms around his neck and your legs around his waist while heâs sitting and donât let go when he gets up
đ Warm- like this boy is so warm and itâs nice for cuddles
đDid I mention heâs big spoon?
đ If he had to deal with Atsumu and they got into a fight about -certain subjects that relate to the future that have not been discussed in the nike thus far- >-<Â
đBut if he had a fight with Tsumu this boy is just going to go âflopâ and rest his head on your chest and demand you play with his hair
đ Makes you hot cocoa if itâs winter and put a cinnamon stick in it with whip cream you know he gots that fancy touchÂ
Kuroo Tetsurou
đŒ Sly baby
đŒ Teases you for being short but if anyone comments on it they about to catch these hands-
đŒ Must be friends with Kenma, Iâm sorry but you have to (to be fair who wouldnât want to be friends with Kenma the apple pie baby)
đŒ If you are friends with Yaku he a lil cautious that his teasing you for being small will result in being kicked but he doesnât show it
đŒ If you come to his practices but are sleepy you can sleep on the bleachers using his jacket as a blanket-
đŒ Tears up because you can fit all of you under it and still have extra and heâs just sitting here like- how tf are you so cute
đŒ Mayhaps he gets jealous when you make apple pie for Kenma but donât make food for him-
đŒ Will get jealous if you wear anyone elseâs jacket like he only likes seeing you in his jackets
đŒ Conflicted about it though because you still cute and small
Kuroo was happy because it was Valentineâs Day and he was fully prepared to spoil you. He filled your locker with chocolate and little love notes and walked you to school, he gave you his Nekoma jacket and obviously you proudly wore it the whole day. You were a happy bean the whole day and he even made a bento for you and filled it with little sticky notes that had cheesy pickup lines and cat drawings. âTetsu! I feel bad that I havenât been spoiling you!â You say pouting a bit as he chuckles and kisses the tip of your nose.Â
âYou can spoil me tomorrow if you really want to, but today is for you, although you spoil me every day.â He smiles at you and gives you a hug.
đŒ Loves giving you kisses, will kiss your forehead, cheek, lips, the tip of your nose, just all over your face honestly
đŒ His favorite place to kiss is your shoulder or neck, I canât explain but thatâs how it isÂ
đŒ Definitely calls you his kitten and you canât convince me otherwise
Alisa Haiba
đŁ Will pick you up and spin you around when she sees you
đŁ Bends down a little bit to make it easier on your neck (And easier to give you a kiss if sheâs already in position)
đŁ Always takes you on like really cute dates
đŁ Like, ice cream parlor, stargazing, drive in, roller skating, stuff like that
đŁ Forehead kisses, cheek kisses, and just snuggles all the time
đŁ You want to wear one of her cardigans? Go right ahead she will be so happyÂ
đŁSteal one of her hoodies? Baby will tear upÂ
đŁ Honestly just precious interaction
âY/N!!!!â Alisa cheered as she ran to you with her arms out and a huge smile on her face. âAre you ready for our date?âÂ
âNot yet!â You gave her a big hug and lifted your head to give her a big cheery smile. âI have to get one more thing then Iâll be back!â You rushed back into your room and quickly put on âtheirâ blue cat hoodie. You smiled and dashed out back to Alisa who smiled and blushed lightly. âReady?â You ask, taking her hand as she smiled softly and kissed your forehead.Â
âYou look amazing kitty.â She ruffled your hair with her free hand and kissed the back of your hand before lacing both of your hands together. And heading out the door two pairs of skates thrown over her shoulder because she didnât want you to carry them. She low key wanted to carry you too but knew that you would rather walk (at least the way there).Â
âReady to skate with me Alisa?â Alisa nodded and patted your head with her other hand, she opened the car door letting you get in. Giggling a little bit you said a little thank you shaking your head at the antics of the eldest Haiba. She walked over to the driver side of the car, setting the skates on the floor behind the driverâs seat, you began driving to the roller rink one of her hands on the steering wheel and the other holding your hand which she would bring up to her lips and kiss it.
Sakusa Kiyoomi
đ· Sakusa might not be the most loving boyfriend but he shows it in other ways
đ· He gives a mask before school starts so you donât âget infected by other peopleâs germsâ
đ· When you ask about you touching him he just looks at you with a surprised pikachu face
đ· Sakusa says that you donât have germs because youâre you
đ· You can give him hugs just donât do it as often in front of his team because they will tease him
đ· If you both go to the All Japan training camp he will **not** let Atsumu near you
đ· If he tries it-Â
Atsumu knew you were dating Sakusa and likes to tease him so we all see where this is going. He came up to you when you and your âteamâ were done with regular training. As you were about to put on a face mask and take a shower but Atsumu put his hand on your lips preventing you from doing so. âMy, my, your lips are soft.â You blushed a little bit and he took his hand away.Â
Sakusa was on his way towards you when he saw you blushing and Atsumu standing in front of you, closer than he wanted, and started walking faster. âSay, I wonder if they would feel nice against mine?â When he put your hand on his lips Sakusa lost it and pulled out his trusty can of Lysol, he appeared behind you and sprayed Atsumu huffing a bit from jealousy.Â
âCome on (Y/N), you donât need to be around him. You can shower at my room and steal my shirt to sleep in, I donât want you out of my sight for the rest of the day.â Sakusaâs cheeks puffed out a bit as he wiped your hand with a baby wipe and then pulled you towards his room a smirking Atsumu left in his wake. _____________________________ My Requests are open! So If you have a request go ahead and send it in!!! (I only write for Haikyuu right now btw)
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GENERAL HCS :
- Mans is tall! Heâs like 6âČ3 or 6âČ4, he hasnât measured in a while.
- Heâs got little fangs ( like sharp canine teeth but more noticeable ) and when he smiles hard enough they show.
- He has a load of scars, most notably on his arms, torso, and face. Heâs not ashamed of them at all and even likes to use them as a sort of flex because he thinks itâs funny. He also likes to talk about where they came from.
- Heâs super chill about having his mask off and doesnât care if people see him without it.
- Heâs very cuddly and physically affectionate.
- He is covered in freckles from head to toe, and thatâs not even an understatement. This man has enough freckles to feed a small country and then some extra ones. The sun makes them come out more and so when he doesnât wear his hoodie the freckles on his arms just pop out.
- Heâs got a little bit of blonde stubble!
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tword HCs under the cut
LEE HEADCANONS
worst spots : sides, stomach, and thighs
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- Dream, despite being so big and intimidating to the rest of the server, is actually unreasonably ticklish.
- He does his absolute best to hide it from everyone, even his closest friends, for fear that he might be found out and he wouldnât be the all-powerful server owner anymore than a powerless blob that can be taken down by a few pokes to the sides.
- His tickle-laugh is a lot different from his regular laugh: while his usual laugh is wheezy and cackly, when heâs being tickled his laugh gets really high-pitched and squeaky and he only really wheezes when heâs been tickled for too long.
- He squeals. He will never admit it.
- Dream is also an absolute champion at squirming: most of the time he has to be teamed up on by two or more lers because he kicks around so much. Heâs just so sensitive that he has to move or else it gets to be too much and heâll end up babbling hysterical nonsense.
- Dream is ticklish just about everywhere but heâs most ticklish on his sides, stomach, and thighs
- If he gets tickled there he shrieks and squirms a lot harder and gets all flustered and pink in the face.
- Believe it or not, Dream is a very easily-flustered lee. Just the mention of the word âtickleâ makes him go pink.
- He blushes everywhere. Literally his face and his neck and ears but also his shoulders and elbows and most oddly his stomach.
- He thinks itâs kinda stupid that his stomach blushes.
- Baby talk absolutely murders him.
- One of the best ways to calm him down during any sort of episode or just a bad day is to hug him and then crawl your fingers up his sides. He will squeal and squirm and giggle hysterically and it immediately cheers him up.
- Pet names also murder him please ( especially cutie pie itâs so embarrassing to him for no reason ).
- Something else not many people know about Dream is that he honestly likes being tickled, but only by the right people.
- For example, heâs completely happy to let his close friends ( Sapnap, George, Bad, etc. ) wreck him, but someone he doesnât know as well ( eg. Puffy or Phil ) heâs a little more shy around. Heâll enjoy the tickling either way, but he gets shy when itâs people he doesnât fully trust.
- His favourite lers are definitely Sapnap, Bad, George, and occasionally Techno.
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LER HEADCANONS
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- Good Lord.
- Even though Dream is a ticklish bastard he is an absolute demon when he gets to be the ler.
- Itâs almost like he has a sixth sense for finding tickle spots and figuring out what kind of teasing gets to his lees the best.
- Heâs very observant and so he can pick out the very foundation of a leeâs behaviour to figure out their tickle spots and how they like to be teased and literally everything about them, itâs kind of freaky.
- Speaking of teasing, Dream loves to tease.
- Heâs scarily good at it, too: he can drop his voice just right to make his lees unbelievably flustered and he has every single physical movement like wiggling fingers and the flash of danger in his eyes basically down to a T.
- He may not be able to say the t-word when heâs being tickled, but good lord can he say it when heâs tickling other people. Itâs like his favourite word: he likes to whisper it in his victimsâ ear and make them blush or act stupid and continue to ask his lee why âsuch a fun little wordâ has such an effect on them.
- His favourite kind of tickles are revenge tickles, but in close second are comfort tickles.
- Usually he employs his terrifying ler-abilities after Sapnap has tickled him or Tommy is being a brat. Heâll just crack his knuckles and grin and his victim will be off running.
- Obviously they donât get away though.
- Dream tends to keep his mask on when heâs playing the ler, since he thinks it adds to the excitement ( it does ).
- Uses his stubble to rub against his leeâs skin and drive them crazy he thinks itâs funny.
- H U G E on pet names ( cutie pie, sunshine, etc. )
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TICKLE SPOTS
Stomach : 12/10 he is so unbelievably ticklish on his tum. most effective here are raspberries / nibbles and squeezing the little amount of squish he has. he will shriek and squeak and snort and squirm quite a bit when tickled here.
Thighs : 10/10 second worst spot here. skittering fingers make him squeal and squirm and hard squeezes make him kick. lots of squirming when it comes to thigh tickles.
Sides : 9/10 probably one of his favourites. all kinds of tickles work here and heâll collapse into your arms while hysterically giggling. turns his limbs to jelly.
Ribs / Underarms : 8/10 pretty ticklish, will get him giggling pretty hard and make him squirm a lot. he is so bad at the âkeep your arms upâ game.
Neck : 6/10 he ends up scrunching up his nose and shoulders and leaning away from the touches. makes him very squeaky. more of a melt spot than a bad spot.
Knees : 5/10 one of the less ticklish spots but if you squeeze his knees heâll kick and squeal. very cute would do again.
Palms : 5/10 makes him giggle really softly and makes him kinda sleepy.
Back / Shoulders : 4/10 definitely a melt spot, but if you hit a specific spot on his back near the left side of his waist heâll make all sorts of ridiculous noises.
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Yours - pt. 03 - Rafe Cameron
Summary: A chapter of firsts.Â
A/N: This chapter is like 5.5k words so I apologize in advance for that.Â
One Thing Right Masterlist | Outer Banks Masterlist
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-First Thanksgiving-
âYou know what would be even better than seeing my family for Thanksgiving?â Rafe attempted, sitting at the wrap around counter on his laptop, trying to finish the last of his work before the inevitable holiday dinner you were hosting happened.âŻ
âIs the answer, not seeing your family?â You asked, looking over at him.âŻ
When Rafeâs dad had extended the invitation for Thanksgiving, for the first time since Rafe started paying his own bills, he knew exactly what the intention was. Despite the show at Christmas of a gift arriving to his apartment the only people he kept in touch with besides friends from back home were his sisters. Sarah less than Wheezie but theyâd come a long way from when they were teens. And with Wheezie back home during her year off from school, he knew that Rose had no doubt seen his Instagram. Notably, the pictures of you that had begun to literal his once scarce feed.âŻ
And just like that, out of nowhere, Ward called with the great idea that everyone get together for the holidays.âŻ
âThanksgiving.â Rafe has offered, âyou can come up to Boston, weâll host.â It was an olive branch. A tiny one, barren too, more like a twig but it was something and Ward took it because he was curious.âŻ
Rafe had gotten a job with an economist firm right out of college and two years later he had completely cut his father out of his life. The firm was the reason he was in Boston, they offered him three locations, Los Angeles, which felt too far away from his sisters, Chicago, too windy, and Boston. Heâd taken the job and bought an apartment that looked like something out of an ad for Restoration Hardware, sleek and modern. Cut the toxic parts of his family off and now itâd all seemingly paid off.âŻ
When you placed the last dish on the table, thirty minutes from his familyâs arrival, Rafe spun his barstool around so he could grab your waist and pull you back into him.âŻ
âI could use the nap right now, honestly.â You admitted, leaning back against him. Rafe kissed the side of your head, hands brushing up the sides of your yoga pants, trying to find skin without looking. Youâd started your pursuit of the perfect Martha Stewart approved Thanksgiving with a sweatshirt on, but that and the shirt beneath it had eventually been shed and tossed over the back of Rafeâs couch in favor of just your yoga pants and sports bra. Your anxiety had a habit of making you warm.âŻ
âMy dad and Rose wonât be here for like, thirty minutes, go relax.â He offered, loosening his hold on you when you twisted around in his arms so that you could face him.âŻ
âI donât have time, I still have to get dressed.â You mumbled, face pressed into his shirt.âŻ
In all honesty, you werenât sure you couldâve relaxed anyway. Ever since Rafe had told you his dad and step-mom were coming up for Thanksgiving with his sisters you had been internally freaking out. A meeting the family holiday wasnât something you had never done before. Youâd met Ianâs family at a Christmas dinner the first year that youâd dated. But that had been a dinner you simply showed up to, not one you put on yourself.âŻ
This was your dinner, that you made from scratch, in Rafeâs apartment. It was your first real holiday together aside from the Halloween party youâd forced him to attend at Ninaâs and now you were entertaining his family too.
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âThings are moving really fast huh?â Nina had teased, standing over the bar cart in her small apartment, trying to remember how to mix a vodka martini.âŻ
âNot...really fast.â You replied. Nina had been bugging you about the pace of your relationship for a while now, acting like it was so out of the ordinary that you had swapped structured date nights for take out at his apartment or yours.âŻ
âYou guys have already hit pre-moving-in-together stage.â Nina supplied, âtrying to beat Anya out for a wedding this year?ââŻ
âIâm not trying to beat anyone out?â You knew you sounded defensive but you couldnât help it. âCan we please talk about something else?ââŻ
âToo late,â she laughed, taking a sip of her finished concoction before grimacing. She looked over your shoulder, âdo you know how to make a martini?â
âAfraid not.â Rafe replied, wrapping an arm around your shoulders and guiding you a little closer to him. He had agreed to Halloween at Ninaâs because he wanted to spend the night with you and this party was a stipulation of that. He was dressed as Tom Cruise in Top Gun, something you had teased him about relentlessly from the moment he put on the costume but youâd be lying if you said he didnât look insanely hot in the get up. Especially now that the small apartment had gotten so crowded and overheated that heâd slipped off the top of the coveralls and had them tied at his waist with just a white tank on.âŻ
âWhatâre you good for then?â You joked, laughing when he pulled you even closer, pressing his lips to your neck. âStop!ââŻ
âDo you want one of whatever this is?â Nina asked, holding her drink out to Rafe.âŻ
âI would but I actually came over here to steal my girlfriend.â He replied, attention moving from Nina to you, âIâve got a meeting in the morning, I should head out.ââŻ
âOkay,â you moved out of his hold to say goodbye to Nina, giving her a hug and trying not to let her slosh any of her martini on you.âŻ
âNo, stay!â Nina insisted, a bit whiny from tipsiness.âŻ
âIâll text you tomorrow,â you promised, pulling away from her, already reaching your hand out for Rafeâs. You felt him take your hand, glancing back and smiling at him before giving Nina a kiss on the cheek, âlove you, bye.ââŻ
âLove you!â She called as Rafe pulled you away to the door.âŻ
Once in the elevator you let out a breath, squeezing Rafeâs hand gently to get his attention. âSorry, you couldâve stayed.â He finally said.âŻ
âItâs okay, besides,â you replied, leaning against him and wrapping your arms around his waist, âI have off tomorrow and I know for a fact that your meeting is a zoom conference thatâs like, an hour.ââŻ
âThatâs true,â Rafe said, nodding and grinning.
âSo, I can bother you the rest of the day.ââŻ
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Wheezie and Sarah had been on zoom plenty of times while you were around and Sarah had even come up to Boston for her birthday a few weeks into you dating Rafe so it wasnât his sisters that you were sweating. Ward and Rose were both pretty imposing. You werenât impressed with their wealth or intimidated by it. You had grown up in a similar environment to Rafe but your parents had never felt quite as cold as his.âŻ
âAt least thereâs alcohol,â Sarah teased, coming up beside you to pour herself a glass of wine. Her own boyfriend had opted out of Thanksgiving with her family to stay down in the Outer Banks and you were a little jealous he didnât have endure this.âŻ
âThank god,â you replied, taking a sip of the only red wine you didnât absolutely hate. A sweeter red from a subscription box that one of Rafeâs friends had gotten him for Christmas once and that he kept up with.âŻ
Dates to fancy restaurants hadnât been scraped altogether but they were usually reserved for dinners that included more that you and Rafe. You didnât need over priced food and dry wine to be impressed by him and he certainly enjoyed just hanging out without all the pressure. But apparently fancy restaurants and the wine they served in them was exactly what Rose was looking for.âŻ
âMy god, you can taste the sugar in this. Itâs like grape juice.â She complained, lips pursing at the unwelcomed flavor.âŻ
âDrink something else then.â Rafe replied, annoyed that he was even putting himself through this.âŻAnd that he was putting you through this too. He knew you were stressing about Thanksgiving. Youâd been back from the wedding for a week, and things between the two of you had been better than before (though before theyâd been pretty fantastic too), and now he was subjecting you to his family. Â
âWell if there was anything here that was drinkable,â Rose snapped, glaring at her stepson, âI would.â Â
âHowâs business been?â Ward asked, drawing Rafeâs attention away from Rose and her scrutiny.
You tuned out their chatter in favor of listening to Wheezie talk about her current endeavors, which sounded a lot more pot driven then anything else. Hiking the Pacific Crest Trail with a group of friends to âdiscover her inner selfâ was not quite the Wheezie you had heard stories about but Rafe had told you plenty of times that his youngest sisterâs new girlfriend was a bit of an irresistible influence. Whether that was good or bad was still to be determined. Â
âWhat about you?â Rose asked, interrupting her daughterâs novel-length plans. Â
âWhat about me?â You repeated. You knew what the question meant and you certainly expected it. Rafe had an incredibly good job for a guy his age. He was smarter than his family gave him credit for, more responsible than anyone expected, and then here you were, and sure, you made a delicious apple pie but that didnât qualify you to be party of them. Â
âWhat do you do?â
âI teach first grade.â You replied, not as impressive as being an economic analyst for a firm that had offices in Los Angeles, Chicago, Beijing, and Boston but it was yours and you loved it. Â
Rose, clearly, did not, as evidenced by the way she grimaced at you. As if you were worse than the wine she had finally abandoned on the counter. âWhat age is that?â
âUsually 6 or 7 year olds.â Â You replied. âThereâs two first grade classes in my school and then two in the other three schools in our sort of, district. I teach my class but Iâm also in charge of helping to finalize curriculum for all the other first grades.â Â
âSounds like a lot of stress and not a lot of money.â Rose replied. âYou must be grateful to have found someone so financially secure.â Â
The implication was there, and loud enough that the end of Rafeâs sentence teetered off as he turned away from the conversation with his father to look over at his stepmom. She had, in so many words, called you a gold digger, right there at Thanksgiving dinner and you hadnât even sat down to eat the meal yet. If you knew Rafe, and at this point you certainly did, he was itching to say something. He wasnât a teenager anymore, he wasnât living under his dadâs roof or dependent on their money, he finally could say something and he looked ready to. Â
But you wanted to at least have some sort of dinner so you attempted to speak up before he could, âactually, I make a fairly comfortable salary and-â
âYou donât have to justify anything to her.â Rafe said, âsheâs just never met anyone who actually works for a living.â Â
âI am one of the top real estate agents in the Outer Banks, do you know how many houses I closed on last year?â Rose snapped, looking toward her step-son and her husband. Â
âRose, please, letâs just sit and eat.â Ward commented. His attempts at keeping the peace were all for show. Everything he said seemed to have some sort of edge behind it. As if heâd worded it just right to compliment and insult at the same time. Â
You sat beside Rafe once youâd served the dinner, staying between him and Sarah so you didnât wind up anywhere near his parents. Wheezie dominated most of the dinner conversation talking about some guy who was doing podcasts from salvation mountain because he believed that he could commune with the âancestors of Americaâ. Â
âPlease tell me your sister is high right now.â You whispered, leaning close to Rafe. Â
âOh yeah, high as a kite.â He replied, âthink sheâll give us some?â Â
âThatâs just what we need.â Â
Rafe leaned closer, lips practically brushing your ear as he whispered, âItâll be fun, kick everyone out, get high, have sex.â
âNo.â You bit your lip to stop from laughing when he kissed just behind your ear, ânow eat your food.â
âIs Fivel here?â Wheezie asked suddenly, interrupting her own story when she remembered your dog. Sheâd seen him on facetime enough that she had been dying to meet the black lab. Â
âWhat is a Fivel?â Ward asked, looking at you and Rafe.
âHeâs my dog. Heâs in Rafeâs bedroom, I didnât want him messing up the table or anything before anyone arrived.â You explained, turning back to Wheezie, âI have to walk him after dinner if you want to come?â Â
âYes.â
Rafe had told you, the first time he met your dog, that his father never allowed pets of any kind when they were kids. Not even a goldfish was permitted in the Cameron Household. He said that, according to Ward, the children were irresponsible and would never be able to care for an animal. Â
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âOne time I brought a stray cat that I found home.â Rafe said, sitting in your bed, petting Fivel. The dog was beside himself, rolled to expose his stomach with his head in Rafeâs lap. Â
âHe didnât like kill it, did he?â
âHonestly, wouldnât have been surprised.â He admitted, âWhen he got mad he was scary. But no, he just made me drive with him to the SPCA to drop it off. I cried the whole way there over having to give up this kitten and then my dad made me walk all the way home.â
âWhy?â
âCause I cried.â Â
The bed dipped as you climbed back onto it, sitting beside Rafe and pressing a kiss against his bare shoulder, âyou dad sounds like a dick.â
âOh yeah, no argument there.â Â
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Ward piped up again, seemingly in the mood for conversation and always happy to paint his son in a bad light. âRafe wanted a cat once when he was younger but I didnât allow it. The poor thing wouldâve died in our house, Rafeâs never been good at taking care of anything, let alone himself.â
âDad,â Rafe snapped. Â
âIâm just putting it out there. I mean, you work with kids,â he said, looking at you, âyou mustâve thought about having them.â
âUh, yeah.â You nodded. It was a conversation that you and Rafe had for the first time when you stayed up north a ways for Anya and Ianâs wedding. Kids were not going to happen next month, certainly, but they were something you both agreed you wouldnât mind. Â
âWell, usually, you know, they say if you can take care of an animal then you can take care of a kid. And Iâm just tell you, Rafe couldnât take care of either.â Â
âDad!â Sarah interrupted this time, glaring at her dad. âCan we just have a nice family meal?â Â
âWe are.â Ward insisted. Under the table, you reached for Rafeâs hand, squeezing it reassuringly as his father continued talking, seemingly unaffected. âDid Rafe tell you he used to do drugs? You donât do that anymore right? He snorted coke, wasted thousands of dollars on the stuff.â
The flatware and serving dishes on the table banged together as Rafe stood up suddenly, letting go of your hand. You thought for a moment that he was going to lose it and flip out on Ward and honestly, you wanted to yourself. But he said nothing, walking down the hall to the spare room that he used as an office, all of you watching in silence. Was he so upset he was locking himself in, you could imagine the absolute joy Ward would take in knowing he knocked his son down so far that he was sequestering in his bedroom. Â
Finally he came back, piece of paper in hand, and he stopped at Wardâs chair. âHere, get out of my house.â
âWhatâs this?â
âA check. For 25 thousand. Now take your wife and get out of my house.â Rafe repeated, âdinner is over.â
You sat there in silence, too shocked to look at Sarah and Wheezie, who mirrored your expression, watching as Ward and Rose stood and left. Rafe walked them to the door, slamming it after them and, finally letting out the anger that had been boiling over all night, punched the wall, hand going right through the plaster.
âWheezie and I can walk Fivel for you,â Sarah whispered, standing up and ushering Wheezie to the bedroom to get the dog and give you and Rafe some privacy. Â
You got up at the same time though you headed for your boyfriend, who had his bloody hand pressed against a white button up, face red. âHey,â you spoke soft, in what you hoped was not your âtalking to kids voiceâ, âcome on. I know you have a first aid kit cause I bought it.â
He followed you into the bathroom, sitting on the closed toilet while you pulled the first aid kit out from below the sink. The front door opened and closed as Sarah and Wheezie left with Fivel. Just the two of you in the apartment now.
âHey,â you brushed his hair out of his face and he tilted his head back to look up at you. âYou did the right thing. He shouldnât talk to you like that, or about you like that.â
âHeâs right. I was a fucking screw up.â Â
âIn the vain of sounding like Iâm going into teacher mode,â you said and Rafe laughed, leaning forward to press his forehead to your stomach, âEveryone messes up sometimes. Youâre not that person anymore, and no one should ever talk to their kid like that.â
âIâm just glad heâs gone.â Rafe replied. âI donât care if I never see him again.â
âWonât argue with you on that.â
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-First Christmas-
With the way that Thanksgiving had gone for the two of you, Rafe had proposed a Christmas without family. You mightâve agreed except he hadnât met yours and you were more than determined to prove that not everyone was like his family. Christmas brought a lot of things. The four-month mark on your relationship, though Nina claimed it felt more like you had been dating a year, and your first major fight. Â
Which began as a spat at his place and evolved into a whole verbal sparring match once you were at yours. Â
âIâm not going.â He kept repeating the same phrase over and over.
âChristmas is so important to my family, I already told you-â
âAnd I already told you that the last thing I want to do is subject myself to a house full of people on Christmas when I could be home.â He was adamant about his âno family holidaysâ decision.
âYou havenât met my family yet.â You argued. Youâd been subjected to his and you talked with his sisters frequently but he had never bothered to meet any of your family. Â
âSchedule a dinner.â
âRafe! I did Thanksgiving, itâs not fair that you wonât come up for Christmas with me.â What wasnât fair was bringing up Thanksgiving in the first place. The only physical memory of evening, besides the 25k that Ward did end up withdrawing from Rafeâs savings, was the hole in the wall that one of his friends had jokingly bought a frame for when they were up visiting from North Carolina the week after. Â
âNo.â He said the word with enough finality to end the argument. Â
âFine, Iâll go without you.â Â
Dinner that night was tense and he didnât stay over like he usually did. You didnât text him in the morning and when he finally asked about getting dinner together two days later you lied and told him you were busy. Maybe you were being petty, probably you were, but you didnât care. You were pissed, and rightly so. You had endured Roseâs scrutiny and had been there afterward for Rafe after he confronted his dad and he couldnât even make the drive to western Mass. to see your family. Â
So, you went alone. Packed your bags, packed up Fivel, and drove out yourself, arriving the day before Christmas Eve to your parentâs house. Christmas was a big deal in your family. The day of was always spent at home, together, with a brunch spread that couldâve fed far more people and the Hallmark channel on a constant loop of ridiculous movies that you loved way more than you shouldâve. But Christmas Eve was a whole other story. Since you were a kid your mom had been hosting Christmas Eve at her house, family, friends, anyone who wanted to was welcome to come over. There was chili and meatball sandwiches and appetizers and none of the food the people usually ate for dinner. This was no Martha Stewart Holiday. Â
The drive to western Mass wasnât long, thankfully, because it took Rafe about an hour after you left to realize that there was absolutely no way he wanted to spend Christmas the same way he had the last few years. Alone in his apartment re-watching Die Hard or some other pseudo Christmas movie. Â
He got there on Christmas Eve, pulling his car in next to yours in the crowded driveway. It was already snowing pretty heavily but his main concern was you. Would you be happy he changed his mind or pissed that he put you through all that fighting just to decide in the end that he was going to come? Â
There were people on the porch and the front door was open so Rafe took that as hint enough to go inside. Your house was smaller than Tanney Hill but probably just as old, the woodwork inside that youâd told him about was as daunting as you said, though he still thought the house looked more welcoming than his. Â
He weaved through people who said hello without knowing who he was until he managed to find the kitchen, and you, standing at the island talking to your mom. âI just think it wouldâve been nice if she told you ahead of time that she wasnât gonna show up. No one else wants to eat vegan spinach artichoke dip.â Â
âShe said she was going to try to make it.â Your mom replied, looking up from the oven and realizing that the two of you werenât alone in the kitchen anymore. She had seen enough pictures of Rafe from your instagram and from what youâd sent her that she recognized him immediately. âAnyway, Iâm taking this out to the living room.â She announced, grabbing the charcuterie board and passing Rafe on her way out. Â
You turned, to finish your thought on your cousin, and caught sight of Rafe for the first time. âI thought you wanted to-â
âI know I said I wanted to stay home and not do family stuff but...Iâd rather be here with you than stay in my apartment by myself.â He admitted. Rafe wasnât one to fall on his own sword, heâd always been too stubborn to acknowledge when he was wrong but he couldnât keep doing that. Not if he wanted this to last and he really did. Â
You crossed the small space between the two of you, wrapping your arms around him, âit means a lot to me that youâre here.â You replied, âChristmas Eve is my favorite.â
âI think this is more people than house parties Iâve thrown.â
âCrowds are the best.â You stepped away enough to kiss him, the peach flavor of your lip balm making him lick his lips when you pulled away. Â
âWhyâs that?â
âCause you can sneak off in crowds.â You replied, smiling enough that he knew exactly what you were insinuating as you pulled away from him, hooking your arm with his instead, âcan I give you a tour of the house Mr. Cameron?â
âAbsolutely.â
You walked him up the stairs, trying not to be suspicious as you ducked out of the party. Â
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âI watched this documentary about Nancy Reagan once,â you began to say, laying with your head against Rafeâs chest. It was Christmas morning, as your mom had reminded the two of you when she knocked on the door a few minutes ago. Â
âInteresting post-sex commentary,â he teased, cutting you off. Â
âShut up.â You laughed, âI was trying to tell you something nice.â You sat up, angling yourself so that you were facing him, holding the sheet up in front of you. He looked at you skeptically, reaching for the sheet and giving it a tug but you held on. âNo, cause youâll distract me and then I wonât remember what I was gonna say and if we take too long my mom will come back upstairs.â
Rafe pouted, âno early Christmas presents?â Â
âTrust me, youâve had enough early Christmas presents to last until the new year.â You laughed, leaning over to kiss him. The moment you did, of course, he pulled the sheet away and grabbed your hips, guiding you back onto his lap. âFamily Christmas.â You reiterated, determined to make it downstairs. Â
And you did, though not before Rafe insisted he needed a shower and you needed to join him. The nice clothes youâd both worn for the party the night before were exchanged this morning for pajamas, yours a onesie that Nina had bought you from pink a few years ago.
Rose had always done Christmas for show, a gaudy tree and enough blinding lights and white on sliver to make someone feel like they were in a Kardashianâs house and not the Outer Banks. She never did yard ornaments or sentimental anything and someone else always baked whatever desserts they had for dinner at the holidays. Yours was entirely different. Red and green everything, the overwhelmingly large tree much more visible then it had been the night before with people crowded around the living room. There were ornaments from every year of your life, some silly figurines from Hallmark and others handcrafted with school pictures in them. Â
âGuess how old I was in that picture?â You said, pointing to a baby picture of you that hung on the tree.
âI donât know, two?â
âFive months...I just had a shit ton of hair. My mom said one time when she took my brother to Tennis the girl there asked if I wanted to join the seven-year-old class. I was three.â You replied. Â
âSo you were always weird?â Rafe asked, grinning when you smacked his arm. Â
âHow did you two meet? We didnât get the story.â Your mom said, carrying a tray of food in and putting it on the coffee table. Your brother was with his husbandâs family this year, but your sister was here with her husband and her three kids, one of whom was currently climbing onto Rafeâs lap the second he sat down. Â
âSorry, Garrett still gets u-p-s-e-t when he doesnât get enough a-t-t-e-n-t-i-o-n.â Your sister said, as Garrett tugged on the strings of Rafeâs hoodie. Your sister was holding one of her twins and her husband had the other in his arms. Â
âThatâs fine, Garrett and I can chill, right?â Rafe said, tilting his head to look at your nephew.
âYeah chill,â he repeated, smiling up at Rafe.
âSo,â your mom said, drawing the conversation back, âhow did you two meet?â
âLike how did we actually meet?â Rafe asked, smiling at you as you sat down on the couch beside him, Garrett repositioning himself so he was stretched out across both of you, laughing when you tickled him. Â
Your mom nodded. Â
âWe uh, met at college but I was kinda still with Ian so nothing really happened and then Nina saw him on my Tinder and swipped and now weâre together.â You replied, âa modern love story.â
âYeah, we,â he looked down at Garrett and then back to your mom, âh-o-o-k-e-d up and she broke my heart by not calling me back.â Rafe said. Â
âRafe!â You laughed, nudging him. Â
âGod, I hated Ian...what a d-o-u-c-h-e,â
âWe actually just went to Ianâs wedding in November,â You replied, lifting Garrett so that you could grab some food off the table. Rafe put his arm around your nephew when he tried to rock back again. Â
âNo!â Garrett laughed, squirming around. âI wanna do presents.â
âOkay, okay, weâll do presents.â Your stepdad promised. Garrett slid off of Rafeâs lap, grabbing his hand and pulling him to the tree. Rafe followed, sitting down at the base of the tree so that Garrett could look for the presents with his name on them. Â
âHow was the wedding?â Your sister asked, sitting on the floor by the couch with one of the twins. âI canât believe he invited you.â
âOh he didnât,â Rafe piped up, âIan married her grade partner.â
âAre you kidding?â She practically hissed, immediately going into older sister defensive mode. Â
You rolled your eyes, getting off the couch and sitting down beside Rafe and Garrett. âNot kidding, and it doesnât matter anyway.â
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Being at your parents for Christmas had the same feeling as being out of the city for the wedding. Maybe even more so this time around, spending time with your family, made it easier for Rafe to think about the possibility of moving out of Boston and settling down with you somewhere like this. Â
âI bought that bike unitard, by the way.â You mentioned, packing your suitcase to leave. Rafe was laying on the bed in your childhood room, Fivel spread out next to him. Â
âThe what?â He asked, raising his head a little. Â
âThe bike unitard, that I showed you, from that yoga website.â You replied, âits the shorts.â
He hummed, laying his head back down and brushing his hand through Fivelâs fur.
âWhatâs the âmmhmmmâ supposed to mean?â you asked, mimicking his humming. Â
âYou donât ride a bike. Also, itâs December.â
âI might start.â You argued. In reality the chances of you biking were slim to numb but the outfit had been cute and the site had a 20% off sale. Â
âNo.â He replied, âNina asked you to bike two weeks ago and you said it was, and I quote, the worst activity in the world.â He said, finally sitting up all the way when you stopped packing to sit on the bed with him. Â
âWell I could stationary bike?â You suggested, though that was unlikely too. âThey have those ones with the desk. So you can work out and work.â
âYouâll never use that.â
âI might.â
âWhy not just use that stupid peloton in my office.â It had been a gift from Rose and Ward two years prior and Rafe had used it a total of never. It just sat there, staring at him as he worked. Â
âThen Iâd be at your apartment all the time!â Â
âMore than you are now? Iâm surprised I donât get mail in your name already.â He replied, getting off the bed and going over to his weekend bag. You shouldâve left by now to make it home before dark but neither of you were rushing to leave. Â
âWell, weâre always busy! If I was there and not busy-â
âCoincidentally,â Rafe started to say, only to have you cut him off.
âCoincidentally?â
âYeah, here.â He turned back toward you and held a small wooden box out. Â
You took it somewhat skeptically, âwhat is this? This looks like the Leslie and Ben box.â
âThatâs because you have the best fucking boyfriend in the world who watches endless reruns of Parks and Rec with you.â Rafe replied, âopen the box.â
Sitting inside the wooden box was a keycard and a spare, silver key, both of which you recognized. âAre these to your apartment? Are you giving me keys to your apartment?â
âYeah,â he nodded, âIâm also asking you to move in with me. I know your lease ends in January and my building is animal friendly...imagine my bookshelves with actual books on them.â
âYou want us to move in together?â Â
âI want a lot more than that,â Rafe admitted, âbut, itâs a good place to start.â
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Personal Headcanons
The following are my headcanons for c!Dream and his character on this blog. I am not claiming to be Dream, this account is just for fun.
â ïž POSSIBLE WARNINGS : Tickling
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GENERAL HCS :
- Mans is tall! Heâs like 6âČ3 or 6âČ4, he hasnât measured in a while.
- Heâs got little fangs ( like sharp canine teeth but more noticeable ) and when he smiles hard enough they show.
- He has a load of scars, most notably on his arms, torso, and face. Heâs not ashamed of them at all and even likes to use them as a sort of flex because he thinks itâs funny. He also likes to talk about where they came from.
- Heâs super chill about having his mask off and doesnât care if people see him without it.
- Heâs very cuddly and physically affectionate.
- He is covered in freckles from head to toe, and thatâs not even an understatement. This man has enough freckles to feed a small country and then some extra ones. The sun makes them come out more and so when he doesnât wear his hoodie the freckles on his arms just pop out.
- Heâs got a little bit of blonde stubble!
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LEE HEADCANONS
worst spots : sides, stomach, and thighs
â â â - Dream, despite being so big and intimidating to the rest of the server, is actually unreasonably ticklish.
- He does his absolute best to hide it from everyone, even his closest friends, for fear that he might be found out and he wouldnât be the all-powerful server owner anymore than a powerless blob that can be taken down by a few pokes to the sides.
- His tickle-laugh is a lot different from his regular laugh: while his usual laugh is wheezy and cackly, when heâs being tickled his laugh gets really high-pitched and squeaky and he only really wheezes when heâs been tickled for too long.
- He squeals. He will never admit it.
- Dream is also an absolute champion at squirming: most of the time he has to be teamed up on by two or more lers because he kicks around so much. Heâs just so sensitive that he has to move or else it gets to be too much and heâll end up babbling hysterical nonsense.
- Dream is ticklish just about everywhere but heâs most ticklish on his sides, stomach, and thighs
- If he gets tickled there he shrieks and squirms a lot harder and gets all flustered and pink in the face.
- Believe it or not, Dream is a very easily-flustered lee. Just the mention of the word âtickleâ makes him go pink.
- He blushes everywhere. Literally his face and his neck and ears but also his shoulders and elbows and most oddly his stomach.
- He thinks itâs kinda stupid that his stomach blushes.
- Baby talk absolutely murders him.
- One of the best ways to calm him down during any sort of episode or just a bad day is to hug him and then crawl your fingers up his sides. He will squeal and squirm and giggle hysterically and it immediately cheers him up.
- Pet names also murder him please ( especially cutie pie itâs so embarrassing to him for no reason ).
- Something else not many people know about Dream is that he honestly likes being tickled, but only by the right people.
- For example, heâs completely happy to let his close friends ( Sapnap, George, Bad, etc. ) wreck him, but someone he doesnât know as well ( eg. Puffy or Phil ) heâs a little more shy around. Heâll enjoy the tickling either way, but he gets shy when itâs people he doesnât fully trust.
- His favourite lers are definitely Sapnap, Bad, George, and occasionally Techno.
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LER HEADCANONS
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- Even though Dream is a ticklish bastard he is an absolute demon when he gets to be the ler.
- Itâs almost like he has a sixth sense for finding tickle spots and figuring out what kind of teasing gets to his lees the best.
- Heâs very observant and so he can pick out the very foundation of a leeâs behaviour to figure out their tickle spots and how they like to be teased and literally everything about them, itâs kind of freaky.
- Speaking of teasing, Dream loves to tease.
- Heâs scarily good at it, too: he can drop his voice just right to make his lees unbelievably flustered and he has every single physical movement like wiggling fingers and the flash of danger in his eyes basically down to a T.
- He may not be able to say the t-word when heâs being tickled, but good lord can he say it when heâs tickling other people. Itâs like his favourite word: he likes to whisper it in his victimsâ ear and make them blush or act stupid and continue to ask his lee why âsuch a fun little wordâ has such an effect on them.
- His favourite kind of tickles are revenge tickles, but in close second are comfort tickles.
- Usually he employs his terrifying ler-abilities after Sapnap has tickled him or Tommy is being a brat. Heâll just crack his knuckles and grin and his victim will be off running.
- Obviously they donât get away though.
- Dream tends to keep his mask on when heâs playing the ler, since he thinks it adds to the excitement ( it does ).
- Uses his stubble to rub against his leeâs skin and drive them crazy he thinks itâs funny.
- H U G E on pet names ( cutie pie, sunshine, etc. )
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TICKLE SPOTS
Stomach : 12/10 he is so unbelievably ticklish on his tum. most effective here are raspberries / nibbles and squeezing the little amount of squish he has. he will shriek and squeak and snort and squirm quite a bit when tickled here.
Thighs : 10/10 second worst spot here. skittering fingers make him squeal and squirm and hard squeezes make him kick. lots of squirming when it comes to thigh tickles.
Sides : 9/10 probably one of his favourites. all kinds of tickles work here and heâll collapse into your arms while hysterically giggling. turns his limps to jelly.
Ribs / Underarms : 8/10 pretty ticklish, will get him giggling pretty hard and make him squirm a lot. he is so bad at the âkeep your arms upâ game.
Neck : 6/10 he ends up scrunching up his nose and shoulders and leaning away from the touches. makes him very squeaky. more of a melt spot than a bad spot.
Knees : 5/10 one of the less ticklish spots but if you squeeze his knees heâll kick and squeal. very cute would do again.
Palms : 5/10 makes him giggle really softly and makes him kinda sleepy.
Back / Shoulders : 4/10 definitely a melt spot, but if you hit a specific spot on his back near the left side of his waist heâll make all sorts of ridiculous noises.
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â â â â â â I may or may not add to this post as time goes on!
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