#someone please get me out of here

[strigops]

love throwing resumes at every other store at the mall i work in. so many options to get me out of this clownshow that are probably just as bad but at least not in the ways this one is. ****’s here’s application #4 from me i will keep knocking on your door until you let me in

[icedille]

being very instropective is the most useless quality ever imo. makes you good at therapy (something i probably wouldn't even need if i wasn't so stuck in my head anyway) but that's it

[nighthawkes]

boss who makes everything sound like she’s delivering bad news except when she’s encouraging my most annoying coworker to be more annoying voice: yeah! we definitely won't turn away additional resources* 🙂

*the resources are a complete derailment of the subject at hand

[el3ctraaa]

Everyone else is moving out and starting their summer and I'm still in the fucking trenches. I hate everyone and everything ever and I want someone to just shoot me and put me out of my misery.

[percivalarthur]

surely this year was not a year long. it was at least 2 or 3.

[iwishyoukindersea]

« you can’t save the damsel if she loves her distress »

how sad it is actually once you start romanticising your sufferings then you can’t get out of it.

[hioitself]

help I should have stayed at home

[haarute]

este país se está por ir a la mierda lmao

[lucabyte]

On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.

Bonus:

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

In the world of heavy metals, love is denser than hate!

[rhymeswithhazel]

i hate that my boss in this office job is a boomer. "you're fucking over our clients because they can't copy and paste that" Michael it is a jpg

[morganbritton132]

I made this post forever ago about Robin finding out that she has a twin and then roping Nancy into helping her find her twin only to learn that it’s Steve Harrington.

And that’s it.

“You’re not going to tell him?”

Robin gives Nancy a look like she’s growing eye stocks out of the top of her head because, “Why would I do that? I can’t do that! He doesn’t even know he’s adopted much less twins with a - a freak! He’d - he’d-“

He’d be disappointed. Disgusted…embarrassed. She doesn’t think she can handle that from her twin. Not after the letter, not after looking so hard.

“You’re not a freak,” Nancy lies, rolling her eyes at all Robin’s flailing dramatics. “I think he’d like to know.”

“Well, he’s not going to,” She snaps. “Only three people have the right to tell him. His dad, his mom, or me. And none of us are going to. And you aren’t either.”

And she doesn’t.

Her and Nancy drift back to their normal lives. Steve graduates. Robin gets a summer job. Nancy is going to hell because Robin knows she has something do to with her walking into work and finding Steve Harrington talking to her supervisor.

And look, Robin doesn’t intend on being mean. Okay?

She honestly thinks she can use this arrangement to quell some of the guilt she feels for not living the life her birth mother wrote about in her letter, but Steve is so… Steve. And it pisses her off that she has this big important life changing secret that she can’t do anything with because he’s Steve Harrington.

So, no. She doesn’t intend on being snarky and rude, but it turns out Steve has a big life changing secret of his own and they are probably going to die together strapped to a chair a million miles under the mall so-

“I’m your sister.”

There’s a beat where Robin swears she can hear the congealed blood in his eyelashes pull apart, “Huh?”

“You’re adopted, I’m your sister, we’re twins,” She rushes out, “And we’re probably going to die, and I never told you because you’re Steve Harrington and I’m just a-“

“Hey, Robin,” Steve cuts in, leaning his head back against hers. “I always wanted a little sister.”

Something like relief floods her and she smiles in such a scary place, “I think I was born first actually.”

“No way!”

[vexx-the-egg]

Laios is absolutely that kid at the sleepover who's the only one awake and won't stop asking you if you've ever wondered what human flesh taste like.

[starry-bi-sky]

i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

[kijeu]

HAN JISUNG ⟡ 221009 sbs inkigayo - case 143

[diospore]

I'm just saying if you're writing smut featuring trans people and you find yourself ONLY writing pre-op transmen as receiving penetration. ONLY writing your transmen as submissive.

You should really take a step back and think about why this is.

Also consider including trans people who have gotten bottom surgery. I'd like to see more of that. Or transmen using straps. That'd be cool too thanks.