#someone please get me out of here

[strigops]

love throwing resumes at every other store at the mall i work in. so many options to get me out of this clownshow that are probably just as bad but at least not in the ways this one is. ****’s here’s application #4 from me i will keep knocking on your door until you let me in

[icedille]

being very instropective is the most useless quality ever imo. makes you good at therapy (something i probably wouldn't even need if i wasn't so stuck in my head anyway) but that's it

[thenerdcommander]

.......every time I talk to my mother (Trumplican) she scares me more and more...

[nighthawkes]

boss who makes everything sound like she’s delivering bad news except when she’s encouraging my most annoying coworker to be more annoying voice: yeah! we definitely won't turn away additional resources* 🙂

*the resources are a complete derailment of the subject at hand

[el3ctraaa]

Everyone else is moving out and starting their summer and I'm still in the fucking trenches. I hate everyone and everything ever and I want someone to just shoot me and put me out of my misery.

[iwishyoukindersea]

« you can’t save the damsel if she loves her distress »

how sad it is actually once you start romanticising your sufferings then you can’t get out of it.

[hioyourluv]

help I should have stayed at home

[haarute]

este país se está por ir a la mierda lmao

[lucabyte]

On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.

Bonus:

[rhymeswithhazel]

i hate that my boss in this office job is a boomer. "you're fucking over our clients because they can't copy and paste that" Michael it is a jpg

[vexx-the-egg]

Laios is absolutely that kid at the sleepover who's the only one awake and won't stop asking you if you've ever wondered what human flesh taste like.

[starry-bi-sky]

i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

[kijeu]

HAN JISUNG ⟡ 221009 sbs inkigayo - case 143

[gothoffspring]

hi! I found another object that I'm going to overuse and decided to slap some patterns on it. Details, credits and download links below the cut.

DETAILS:

This is a recolor of 'The WhipperSnapper: Mach 10 Edition Rocker' Rocking chair from the Growing Together expansion pack.

Unfortunately, this means that Growing Together is required in order for these recolors to work. Sorry!

There are 14 various patterned swatches. You can see an unedited preview of all of them right here (edge smoothing off).

Custom thumbnail for the first swatch.

Patterns are mostly cute, baby themed patterns with some oddballs mixed in.

Also, If you're looking for more recolors of this rocker, I highly recommend checking out the Artsy Baby set by @tinysimmer!

CREDITS:

all patterns sourced from either vecteezy or freepik, thank you very much to the original creators.

DL: SFS / MF

@maxismatchccworld @mmfinds @alwaysfreecc 💖

[shepscapades]

In typical shepherd fashion, I’ve set to working on a bunch of dbhc cub refs for art fight and in the process have ending up writing what is basically the skeleton for a s8 doc and xisuma comic :|

[blackbatcass]

listen I know it’s kind of corny and inaccurate to act like every single person in the dc universe knows each other and is besties but it IS endlessly funny to me to follow the web of connections and see how many degrees removed from each other everyone is.

like look at the arrowfam okay. ollie and dinah are together, ollie is homoerotic best friends with hal, dinah is homoerotic best friends with babs. roy is dating dick, has a kid with jade, and is basically an adoptive father to both grant emerson and rose wilson. connor is dating kyle and is constantly followed around by eddie fyers. mia is friends with a lot of the second gen teen titans kids, had an on-again-off-again thing going on with steph for a while, and is currently dating sienna. emiko is besties with courtney and some of the other recent teen titans. sin has a small army of protective aunts from the birds of prey. the real question is how far does it go before ollie puts a cap on the number of people who are invited to family brunch on sundays