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strigops · 2 months ago

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love throwing resumes at every other store at the mall i work in. so many options to get me out of this clownshow that are probably just as bad but at least not in the ways this one is. ****’s here’s application #4 from me i will keep knocking on your door until you let me in

#someone PLEASE get me out of here

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icedille · 1 year ago

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being very instropective is the most useless quality ever imo. makes you good at therapy (something i probably wouldn't even need if i wasn't so stuck in my head anyway) but that's it

#someone please get me out of here #.parakeet

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thenerdcommander · 2 years ago

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.......every time I talk to my mother (Trumplican) she scares me more and more...

#first it was buying into flat earth conspiracies...and now she's justifying rape #someone please get me out of here

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nighthawkes · 4 months ago

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boss who makes everything sound like she’s delivering bad news except when she’s encouraging my most annoying coworker to be more annoying voice: yeah! we definitely won't turn away additional resources* 🙂

*the resources are a complete derailment of the subject at hand

#someone PLEASE get me out of here #she knows the resources are worthless. she knows he's annoying. how come this is the only thing she turns her disappointed voice off for

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el3ctraaa · 6 months ago

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Everyone else is moving out and starting their summer and I'm still in the fucking trenches. I hate everyone and everything ever and I want someone to just shoot me and put me out of my misery.

#only 24 more hours of hell #madi posting #someone please get me out of here

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iwishyoukindersea · 1 year ago

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« you can’t save the damsel if she loves her distress »

how sad it is actually once you start romanticising your sufferings then you can’t get out of it.

#someone please get me out of here #i need to shut it off please #my mind won’t stop #i hate it here #it won’t end here #why am i like this

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hioyourluv · 1 year ago

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help I should have stayed at home

#I HATE birthday parties #It's just a bunch of kids running here and there and adults talking about boring things and everything #Someone PLEASE get me out of here

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haarute · 1 year ago

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este país se está por ir a la mierda lmao

#someone please get me out of here #argentinaposting

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lucabyte · 4 months ago

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On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.

Bonus:

#a homestuck walks into an antechamber and asks #hey is anybody going to make this dynamic wholly deterministic and thus dubiously consensual by its very nature #ANYWAY bigger ramble below. scroll down like usual #isat spoilers #isat #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #sifloop #THATS RIGHT WE'RE STILL SHIP TAGGING IT BABYYYY #in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #lucabyteart #RAMBLE START: anyway i think loop is wrong here. they have it backwards. as-- in my opinion--#the main reason they could be called back into existence postcanon is because *their* wish for help is still not complete #they still need help. siffrin still needs help. neither of them will ever stop needing help.#they will thus uphold the wish until the end of siffrin's natural lifespan.#that said. what does it mean that loop can be so wholly forced to abide by siffrin's wants?#(assuming the dagger cutscene posession is them being forced to uphold the 'help siffrin' wish via harsh universe logic)#[as opposed to something capricious and cruel the change god did. which feels out of character for the change god to me?]#much like how the island wish and duplicate objects are neutered by simply sliding off people's brains...#is loop subtly ushered toward their wish? obviously it's not a full override (see: the bossfight). but is there any interference?#and if so. so what? does it matter? if they don't notice? is it even real if they don't notice?#and even if they do notice. the universe leads we follow. how much do either of them value their free will in a belief system like that?#the whole game is dedicated to siffrin habitually NOT excersizing his free will. doing things the same Every Time.#Loop ESPECIALLY does this. predetermined predetermined predetermined even in the FACE OF CHANGE. REFUSING. ANY CHOICE.#Maybe they'd even be comforted by having a universe-ordained purpose even if it is subservient. even if its to Him.#(though. i can't see siffrin enjoying the idea that someone is subservient TO them... then all their suffering is his fault...)#loop got into this mess via WANTING too much. no more free will. can't be trusted with it. take it away from them.#but yeah. gets my greasy detective pony hands all over this. and everyone please do remember i like to make characters Outright Wrong A Lot

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rhymeswithhazel · 2 years ago

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i hate that my boss in this office job is a boomer. "you're fucking over our clients because they can't copy and paste that" Michael it is a jpg

#why didnt the housemaid job hire me ;_;#someone please get me out of here

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vexx-the-egg · 10 months ago

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Laios is absolutely that kid at the sleepover who's the only one awake and won't stop asking you if you've ever wondered what human flesh taste like.

#dungeon meshi #love that this is in the u finished sketches #Shuro had to be the first person to go 'Jesus christ this guys insane' and i bet no one belived him at first.#Laois : yay! finnally someone i can talk to and bond with afted a long day of adventuring >u<!#Shuro: please god someone GET ME OUT OF HERE #there dynamic is so so funny to me

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starry-bi-sky · 6 months ago

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i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button #i think its fucking hilarious #its a batdad au #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #dpxdc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc #dc x dp #mmm i need to come up with a name for this au #found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique #eldest batkid danny au #chronically ill danny au #danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive...#battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure #danny: ...huh. okay.#furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys.#unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline.#bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son #its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :)#im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown:#“[its] about someone who *tries”*#danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level #“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?”#danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO #HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE #blood blossom au #for the time being thats the name

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 days ago

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In the world of heavy metals, love is denser than hate!

#Poorly drawn SVSSS #SVSSS #luo bingge #luo binghe #ask #Is that right? Two different character tags? I think that is right.#I'm calling myself out with screenshotting the asks with the dates because my full ask box has become a problem I'm determined to solve.#I promise you that if I did not respond to your ask it was because I 1) *really* wanted to hold on to it to make a doodle reply #or 2) really was so touched by the message and got overwhelmed #So expect many year + old asks suddenly gaining a reappearance! I'm going to get to them ALL.#Back to Luo Binghe (both versions). You see...the substance he is made with has a chemical reaction to affection.#Like how a pokemon has multiple paths to evolution depending on it's friendship points or exposure to random stones #so to does he evolve into various forms. I feel like Bingge (Ht) would be a noble gas. Unable to form bonds #I could also see him as a Halogen-type of element! Highly reactive and only truly found in manufactured environments.#And Binghe (Lv) would be an alkaline earth metal (+2). Sturdy. Forms bond better but not freely giving them away.#this is the second time I've related characters to elements - and I am far less familar with Scum Villian so please feel free to chime in.#I could be way off base here and I am very down for someone to talk chemistry and character themes.#Thank you all for the love you have given my silly little LBH. It means a lot to me B*)#Don't...don't look too hard at the lack of mark on his forehead here. I gave up. It's just...hidden behind his bangs.

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kijeu · 2 months ago

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HAN JISUNG ⟡ 221009 sbs inkigayo - case 143

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bamboozled-distress · 6 days ago

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why is sasuke uchihas hair the lovechild of narumitsu oh my GOD LOOK AT THIS SHIT ITS LIKE HES GOT BITH THEIR HAIRSTYLES EHWT THE HELL like he’s got the spiky hair in the back just like pheonix and the yaoi anime bangs in front like edgeworth

this is making me so mad

#oh sasuke they never gave you a chance for straightness like clocked you with your charaxter design #like does anyone understand #nobkd y understands please someone get this I’ve made this discovery and it’s kind of driving me insane #im going to shoot something I can’t stop thinking about this #sasuke uchiha #sns #sasunaru #naruto #ace attorney #narumitsu #wrightworth #pheonix wright #miles edgeworth #laz.exe #gyakuten saiban #someone kick me out of the ace attorney tag #im here too muc #nobody make fun of me for this post plewse im sorry I saw this video of pre rogue sasuke today and had the realization and went insane

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gothoffspring · 2 years ago

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hi! I found another object that I'm going to overuse and decided to slap some patterns on it. Details, credits and download links below the cut.

DETAILS:

This is a recolor of 'The WhipperSnapper: Mach 10 Edition Rocker' Rocking chair from the Growing Together expansion pack.

Unfortunately, this means that Growing Together is required in order for these recolors to work. Sorry!

There are 14 various patterned swatches. You can see an unedited preview of all of them right here (edge smoothing off).

Custom thumbnail for the first swatch.

Patterns are mostly cute, baby themed patterns with some oddballs mixed in.

Also, If you're looking for more recolors of this rocker, I highly recommend checking out the Artsy Baby set by @tinysimmer!

CREDITS:

all patterns sourced from either vecteezy or freepik, thank you very much to the original creators.

DL: SFS / MF

@maxismatchccworld @mmfinds @alwaysfreecc 💖

#ts4 #the sims 4 #ts4cc #s4cc #the sims 4 cc #custom content #maxis match #ts4 edit #mycc #i literally just wanted the first swatch and now here we are lmao #hope someone else can get some use out of them i kind of dig them!#please tag me or let me see if you use these in your gp 😘 ill die of happiness x100

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