#someone had to help design him :))))

[monkayy]

[krysmcscience]

Don't mind me, just slacking on a big Billford comic by making other far more ridiculous Billford comics and also some AU art (please excuse my slapdash human!Bill thank you please, also before anyone asks the art style is messy and all over the place because idgaf LOL)

This started out as an excuse to design a Bill Cipher-inspired "wedding" dress, but then spiraled wildly out of control. Various rambles and a bunch more human!Bill arts under the cut, including another silly little comic at the end! (Feel free to skip the rambles, I won't be offended. I know I'm bad at shutting up. XD)

I may or may not write some comedy stuff for this AU, which I'm calling 'For Better Or Worse (But Mostly Worse)'. While Ford DOES remember getting sloshed enough for one thing to lead to making out with another after karaoke, neither he nor Bill remember this wedding, At All. The Love God did nothing to dissuade them from going hog wild on their marriage spending, either, so it got...uh. Exorbitantly Expensive. As in, the grand total could probably buy the entire fucking MOON sort of expensive. (It's fine, don't worry, Bill's good enough at crime to be able to afford it.) Also, because the logic of this AU is mostly dictated by Rule of Funny, the Love God's powers are close to unlimited when it comes to matters of romance, but ONLY when it comes to matters of romance. (Like weddings!)

Want an empty human vessel to smash the soul of a triangle into for date nights or when it's convenient, or perhaps even when it's NOT convenient? Easy peasy! Want the marriage to be recognized in every corner of the multiverse from now until the end of time, thus making any potential future divorce nigh-on impossible? Can do! Want to buy an entire beach for the ceremony and honeymoon and in general, and totally not at all because it would be Super Hilarious to prevent any specific movies from being made on that very same beach in the future? Fine, whatever, it's not his finances he's ruining!

Does the Love God also provide special rings that just so happen to turn incorporeal as long as the "happy couple" doesn't remember that they barged into his dreams to bully him into presiding over their marriage? ...No comment!

He spends the next thirty years trying and failing to get in touch with either of them for payment. This is why you should always demand half the money up front, my guy!

Also it's absolutely a traditional Jewish wedding, because I like the idea of Bill demanding all the keepsakes from the marriage that he paid for, and being completely confused when one of the things he's handed is a fancy container full of broken glass. He gets it later, but in the moment, he thinks the Love God is just fucking with him some more.

Ramble over! Here's the full dress that caused the comic to happen, along with what Ford wound up wearing at the wedding (and begrudgingly agreeing to put on again later for Reasons), aaaaand also a close-up of Bill's ring:

I may have forgotten to draw Bill's hair floofier when drawing the back of the dress, lmao

Since double ring ceremonies have been leaking over into Jewish wedding customs for a while now, Ford also has a ring, but his is the much more traditional plain gold band. There's definitely a message engraved on the inside - embarrassing, cringe, or incriminating somehow - but I haven't decided what it is yet, so use your imagination for now. XD Bill, on the other hand, saw the phrase 'traditional plain gold band' and said "No Thank You" before proceeding to embellish his ring to his liking. And because he's a secret sap who adores Ford's extra fingers, the triangle points add up to twelve, as do the engraved stars. Yes, they're stars, not dots, I just got lazy. There's also six lashes on the eye gem, and probably an eye engraving on the inside with another six lashes. (Bill's got it BAD, okay? We all know this.)

Here are the initial scribbles of Bill's custom vessel in more casual attire, please ignore the wonky anatomy and the fact that I flat out refuse to ever draw him with a proper top hat:

He does actually need a cane in this vessel; since Bill tends to possess men and especially Ford more often than not, he's used to having a higher center of gravity when in a human body, so his ability to balance is pretty garbage. (He may or may not topple over with concerning regularity.) As for his empty eye socket, his bangs don't do much to hide it since he's so high-energy (dude is constantly on the move), and he also refuses to wear a patch over it, because 1.) why bother, and 2.) it's more fun to freak people out.

To better align with Ford's attraction towards the strange, the vessel was designed with super minor shapeshifting ability - Bill can look like a perfectly normal human, but he can also make the teeth and fingers sharper whenever he likes (which is mostly just when he's angry or being more of a menace than usual), as well as slit down the pupils or outright ditch the irises altogether. He can also have whatever he wants in the downstairs department, just because I'm an indecisive bitch on that front, lmao. Maybe he can have boobs if he wants them, too, but I ain't drawin' tits on no triangle, nuh-uh, no sir. His powers are otherwise limited down to what humans can do, because for some reason, the Love God doesn't trust Bill to not snap into Immediate Apocalypse Mode if he's given a physical form that's actually all his and no one else's.

Due to the body being all his and no one else's, it's also not really a standard possession so much as it is just...Bill being temporarily human. He's a lot more aware of and in tune with his human body's senses than he ever was with his "puppets", which makes things like pain a lot more intense. (He is mostly fine with this, because he's a fukken masochist.)

A bit more fashion stuff, including beach and party attire~

The beach outfit was mostly me trying and failing to nail down his body shape, which is still not bottom-heavy enough. I then decided to slap a bikini on it, before making it supremely unsexy with a pair of fugly shorts, because Bill's fashion choices are not allowed to be conventionally attractive. Meanwhile, the party outfit was mostly me looking at the casual attire I designed, asking 'how would Bill make this Worse', and then drawing the result. The mismatched thigh-highs are killing me inside! :D

No, his vessel can't actually summon fire, I just drew it for funzies before I decided on said vessel's limitations. Yes, the gold brick tattoos are absolutely a reference to the fic 'Knowing Me, Knowing You' - I simply could not resist.

I also HAD to draw Bill in one of his canonical(?) shirts, just made tank-top'd:

He is absolutely about to over-correct and fall backwards after this. USE YOUR CANE, GOOFBALL!!! (I meant to draw Bill closer to this degree of bottom-heavy in the other images, but. Alas. I am bad at anatomy, LOL)

And, last but not least before More Comic Time, I attempted to draw him closer to Gravity Falls style:

Jury's out on whether or not I succeeded, but - hey. I tried. Now have some Handyman Bill AU, but with my goofy human design, instead:

Hey, it's a 'mystery snack', and the guy wanted A BITE to eat - the joke was right there, guys!!! (Based on this post, because it just screamed BILL CIPHER to me.)

whoops i forgor bills ring and cracks ahaha too late now

I WILL SHUT UP AND STOP RAMBLING NOW K THX BYYYYYE

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

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[fisheito]

hello... please consider... yakumo in:

the classic traditional style qipaos

the modernised and modified ones

bonus: modified hanfu

he would look wonderful wouldn't he? all the more delectable and sashimiable?

ahaha...ahah...AHAHHAH.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[ghosted-jazz]

Congratulations to the Kites and their new members who have totally normal faces!

[moeblob]

My children are so stupid and I love them. The fact Right uses nicknames that are indeed Just Like That makes it even harder to differentiate which one needs to be eliminated. (Brent is pretty sure it's his head on the chopping block.)

[get-rammed]

It looks like your mimic has... Diego pieces in him 👀👀

Other way around :)

[skunkes]

decrepit hag let out into the doodle page for a few minutes of recreational Once a Year Smile time

[hyper-cryptic]

(I DIDN'T FORGET A CAPTION... YOU DID!)

He pop'd in my brain and some demon took over my body to draw him n' other sillies from this au. :3

[spotaus]

Boys, hold me to this one, I'm gonna make a Papyrus oc.

Not exactly a new idea, but I've been sleeping on Papyri since I joined this Fandom and I refuse to keep going. We (I) need more Papyruses with the dramatic Sans backstories without directly swapping a sans, and I shall provide at least One.

[randomnameless]

Fodlan AU : while shuffling stuff in the Monastery (or trying to find to whom belongs the trash they picked on the ground), Billy notices a new batch of books sent to the Monastery about cooking - they wonder why those things are sent to a military academy, but suddenly become very interested when they happen on a treaty titled "express yourself through your cooking".

Of course, still being self-conscious about their perceived lack of emotions, they borrow the book and study it seriously, wanting to participate in an upcoming Garreg Mach fair and cook stuff for everyone, so they will finally be able to express their feelings clearly.

Jerry calls it a waste of time, but Billy doesn't give up and asks Rhea if they can use the kitchen, to train. Rhea agrees, with the only condition being that they don't reveal a thing to Seteth, and that Billy's failed "creations" shouldn't be thrown away and wasted, but given to various people in the monastery.

Yuri thus heard some people in the Abyss notice that they got an influx of mashed potatoes and "oddly" cut turnips, surely a sign that the Church is soon going to purge them, but didn't pay any attention.

After a few days, Billy despairs when Rhea tells them that their mashed turnips and potatoes taste nice, but it's merely mashed turnips and potatoes, not something that would represent Billy. They then wonder if they should add ingredients they like, but they remembered that was what Flayn does, and her food is not edible.

They ask Manuela for pointers - she tells them she always add a lot of fat in her soups, sure, some might rant about weight gain and whatnot, but there's nothing like a good bowl of rich and comforting soup to raise her morale after being dumped (or after "backstage work" in Mittelfrank, but she's never going to reveal this to anyone - she just happened to have taught Dorothea the recipe after her own "rehearsals").

Yuri's friends then called him to ask him why the Church was suddenly giving them a lot of soup, which prompted him to ask Rhea what was going on, but she merely told him it was a preparation for the next fair.

Ultimately, Rhea taught Billy the same secret skill she taught Sitri back then : how to give cute animal shapes to fruits and turnips (something Seiros the Warrior demonstrated back then to an excited Lycaon who refused to eat his veggies - of course, it was totally not inspired by something she remembered from her childhood when one of her older brothers (the one who became Thyrsus) told her that turnips taste better if they're cut to look like something else than mere turnips !).

Sitri refined the art and managed to arrange even fruit slices to look like rabbits or even, with enough patience, to look like a swan !

Billy sticks, for now, to the rabbit shapes and flowers, but overheard Supreme Leader mention how Adrestian Imperial cuisine is much more classier that the nonsense they're forced to eat in this dreaded monastery, for one of her birthdays, the cooks made a crystallised dragon head with sugar and she loved it so much that she tore through it without any reservation.

Intrigued by Billy's shenanigans, the Blue Lions believe it's a new form of training - only Mercie believes Billy might want to help organise and participate in the fair.

They nod, but feel bad about lying because they don't want to confess it's to finally become able to convey their feelings. When they tell Seteth, he scoffs : food is food, sure a meal prepared lovingly by someone is nice, but isn't every meal prepared for someone is cooked lovingly? It's already an attention and gesture in itself, which of course makes the cook a bit upset when the "someone" refuse to eat it, for foolish reasons like it doesn't have ketchup, or they don't like beets.

Flayn and Rhea tell Billy to not listen to him, and to surprise everyone at the fair with either cute shaped fruits/vegetables, or with decorated biscuits !

(Billy overheard Cyril complain to Shamir about Lady Rhea treating him like a child, since the biscuits she gives him always have some :) face, sure they taste good, but why the :) face? - which makes them realise that Rhea's feelings weren't properly conveyed through her biscuits, since Cyril didn't grasp them - but they missed the part where Shamir sighed in turn, and told Cyril that he really is a child).

Sticking to the fruits and veggies, they are forced to kick out Dimitri from the kitchens after he turned it in a bloodbath (peeling potatoes with a crest of Blaiddyd is a nightmare) and sent him to Manuela.

Felix calls this a waste of time, food is food it's meant to be eaten, there's no need to work on his skill with a knife and anyways, a Lord's duty is to protect his people, not to cook for them, but when Sylvain tells him he definitely remembers kid!Felix being upset because he tried to carve a crest of fraldarius on a biscuit to offer it to his mother but he couldn't manage to do anything but turn that biscuit in dust.

Felix calls him an imbecile and storms out.

Come the Garreg Mach fair and some pilgrims, residents of the monastery or even students visit, pick some stuff to eat and go on their merry way.

Billy's overjoyed when some kids tell them "thanks" and eat their creations, but only Ignatz is the one who noticed how irregular the shapes and cuts were, and made the link with Billy's sudden absence at the choir. Did the professor organise and prepare this food stall themselves?

Obviously, Supreme Leader wanted to taste the things her dearest "professor" prepared, even if is nothing like the crystallised sugar from her memories. The carrots are plain enough, but somehow, she feels it's less of a hassle to eat than what she would have expected. Praising Billy on their talents, she chokes on said carrot when Billy tells her it was a skill Rhea taught them. Hubert promptly requisitionned one of Ferdie's creampuffs - imported from the finest artisan in Enbarr, perfect for tea time! - for her, explaining that her palate is very refined and is not used to "common" food.

Billy ends the journey proud of themselves and even smiling, to Jerry's surprise, because they feel like they made a lot of people smile.

Rhea then asks them if they want to participate in the next fair, Billy wholeheartedly agrees and promises to master that "skill" for the millenium festival.

[diaryofamadsunwukongfan]

Sage Ayana

Race: Human

Nationality: Atlas (Areia colony)

Ethnicity: Mixed Vacun & Mistrali

Weapon: Pilgrim

Gender: Man

Sexuality: Aromantic pansexual

Starting Age: 17

Birthday: Spring 1st

Aura Color: Green

Handedness: Right

Complexion: Dark brown

Eye Color: Red

Semblance: Remedy (Every time Sage's Aura shield takes damage, Sage's semblance converts the damage into a secondary Aura reserve called Mood. Sage can use his Mood to heal his body or to recharge his Aura shields immediately, which looks like green leaves wrapping around his body.)

Occupation: Haven student, Junior Detective, Boy band drummer

Previous Occuppation: Sanctum Regional Tournament player (2nd place ten times)

"And the winner is, Sage Ayana of Areia city!" the host announced to the crowd. The hundreds of people in the crowd went wild. Hundreds of them chanting, screaming, Sage's name. He could reasonably assume that almost everyone from his home was watching, cheering for him too. It wasn't good enough.

Sage headed to the locker room. He sat down and began checking his weapon for damages, even though last match only lasted about 7 minutes. That was when she came in. "Good afternoon, Sage Ayana."

Quiet.

"Good afternoon, Pyrrha Nikos." Sage said back to the armored redhead. "It seems we will be going up against each other in the finals again." Pyrrha stated.

Silence.

Pyrrha started again, "How many times have we faced each other like this?"

"Ten times, in a row. I lost every single match."

"Don't sell yourself so short! It's an accomplishment to make it to the finals consistently."

"Stop." Sage commanded.

Pause.

"... Pyrrha," Sage looked her in the eyes for the first time she entered the room, "you know what it's like for people like us. We don't represent ourselves, we represent our towns. And each time I lose here... forget it. I shouldn't have said that." Sage then turned his back again.

Pyrrha walked in front of Sage. "I apologize if my skill in combat has upset you," Pyrrha said, "but being the best comes with a price."

"That's easy for you to say-"

"It's not!" Pyrrha shouted. "... I know Areia is... unfavorably compared to Argus by Atlesians. But know that I, nor anyone else in Argus, view your city that way. We are equals. And it is an honor to earn second place as many times as you did even if you don't see it that way, friend." Pyrrha then reached out her hand to Sage.

For a moment, Sage considered taking her hand. Forgetting about his duties, his discipline, his fidelity to his parent's teachings of strength.

"We are not friends, Pyrrha Nikos." Sage stared her in the eye.

"... very well then, Sage Ayana. Eternal rivals, then." Pyrrha sadly stated.

"...ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for the finale!!!" The host screamed so loud it could be heard inside the locker room.

Sage and Pyrrha got up and walked to the door, waiting for it to automatically open.

"May the best fighter win" Pyrrha hummed.

"I won't lose this time." Sage stated to her.

"You have said that ten times before." Pyrrha coldly stated back.

For a moment, Sage's mouth turned into a frown, but he corrected his face. He must always correct himself, always strive to be perfect... still not good enough.

[theflyingfeeling]

hiiiiiii, can you imagine Olli and Allu having had brainstorming sessions together, where Olli showed Allu some of the outfit designs and Allu showed Olli some tracks he'd been working on? They would compliment each other all the time because they're secretly crushing on watch other and they'd blush hard with every compliment and and and 😭😭😭😭💘💗💘💖💘💖💘💖

(because I'm imagining it right now and it's so fucking sweet)

have a lovely weekend, love youuuu 💗💖💕💖

listennnnn 😭😭😭😭 I bet they do that, I bet they get so excited for each other about their projects and always want to hear the other's opinion on what they're working on 🥺💞

I'm also imagining them living together as boyfriends (or husbands even 😭) and just working on their own projects and minding their own business but still doing it together and suggesting stuff for each other and djlfjsljfdjfldkf how cute would that be 🥺

have a great weekend, lovely Luna!! 💕

[dongiovannitriumphant]

love to hear like 4yrs after a social interaction that I read it wrong in ways that i didnt realize were even on the table + might have happened again but bc i didnt know i actually have no idea if it has

[franeridan]

nah man I get hancock I really do if I had to pick a single man in the whole history of the world to fall for I'd pick luffy too, who are we kidding

[moeblob]

What Deacon thinks: what did that mean? did he want me to wear a collar too? why else would he mention my neck? i mean, if he /asked/ me i would wear one but he didn't so would wearing one be weird?

What Ymber meant: It's nice to be near someone who isn't tethered to this world to serve it with a physical reminder for all to see.