#somehow I'm not surprised :)

[egophiliac]

Do you have any final theories/desires for Book 7 Part 12?

(slamming fists on table) I DEMAND MORE CHE'NYA

[ladyloveandjustice]

I often think about how incredibly fit Natsume must be, yokai-induced sickliness aside. He spends 75% of his life running from yokai, through forests and mountains and all kinds of shit. Every day is a marathon for him, he arguably gets too much exercise (which might contribute to collapsing from exhaustion a lot. over exercising isn't good for you).

But imagine what a fast runner he must be. He's able to sometimes lose yokai despite their supernatural speed etc. And he's been doing this since he's a child? I just want an episode where it's time for track in gym class and everyone's expecting the kid who's constantly sick and exhausted to be the slowest one, but instead he just passes them all at warp speed. WHEN did he have time to get this in shape, isn't he always inches away from keeling over, his class in chaos. Nishimura and Kitamoto are the least surprised since they've seen him running before, but even they didn't think he was THIS fast., wow, what natural talent.

Actually, there should be a running gag where one of the many stressors Natsume faced over the years is track team coaches trying to constantly recruit him in most of the schools he goes to, so he's constantly trying to hide how fast he is because he can't be a burden and have the people he's living with PAY SPORTS EXPENSES omg :(( and also he wouldn't be able to show up for most of the meetings, so. And also he doesn't like most team sports (the real reason).

He's managed to keep it mostly under wraps in Yatsuhara, but then one day it's the sports day episode and Nishimura trips while carrying the baton as they always do and starts crying so Natsume's like "siiiiiiiigh fine don't worry Nishimura I've got this" and suddenly he's at the finish line. Thus his hellish lot of being hounded by the track coach begins anew, thanks a lot Nishimura.

[userarmand]

I never thought I would be saying that sentence to you today. Under this lighting.

[niamh-writes-things]

hang on a sec, what if instead of dead boy detectives we had vampire boy detectives!

Edwin's circumstances of death would have to be different of course, but Charles can have the same but instead of chilling and waiting for him to die Edwin bites him.

as undead beings they can still see ghosts and all and therefore still try to help them. their reasoning is that they are trying to balance out the evil they do when biting people. they probably have a policy of only biting animals or proper bad guys like murderers and abusers and people who are dicks to women, and they probably steal from the hospital every so often. as much as i like my crazy murder guys, edwin and charles just arent like that, they would want to avoid biting people as much as possible and try to avoid it until they absoloutely have to.

this would make the dynamic with Esther really interesting. she would probably say something like "how are we any different, you feed on the blood of humans, killing them, and my snake feeds on little girls, killing them and giving me beauty!" and instead of an iron cane and an iron collar it's silver. when charles has to go into the snake pit he can just smell all the blood from the girls and he can have a mini crisis.

also they would probably have to rent a room because people can actually see them. jenny probably just thinks theyre fellow alternative people. niko and crystal would definately be a bit afraid, but warm up to them. the interactions with the cat king would have much more tension and stuff.

the story would probably get much darker as our boys actively kill people, but the threat of the knight nurse and edwin returning to hell wouldnt be there. it would probably be replaced with what if one of them is staked, or if we still want the night nurse, she's after them because they werent supposed to be turned, they were supposed to di and go to their seperate afterlifes and she's trying to trick them into goingt to their afterlifes anyway via some kind of magic or a deal with death or something. again with the show being darker, maybe when theyre on a case theres a guy whom was accidentally killed by his abusive father and charles goes a bit mental on him.

charles still gets his crisis because hey, his dad enjoyed inflicting pain on others and he feeds on blood which causes pain so are they the same? can he ever really be a good person as a vampire? is he a horrible person like his dad was?

OOOh and clothes! edwin can keep his outfit because he just isnt comfortable in modern clothes but charles probably embraces the campire aesthetic and goes even more punky than he already is

guys i'm gonna be honest i just really like vampires and i really like dbd and now i need to write a new fanfic

[invinciblerodent]

[A subtitle saying "Taash: Doesn't matter how sad you are about doing evil crap if you keep doing it."]

Man, the literal kind isn't the only kind of fire that Taash spits. That's probably the most succinct summary of how I feel about Solas that any character has ever given in this story yet.

[cryptile]

Yaaaaaaaawn motherfucker

[tosteur-gluteal]

Again, gouache painting I made to relax

[stories-in-the-wind]

Sharing the sketch for March

welp I didn't finish this before the end of the month but I made some good progress. I draw terraces so quickly when in the sketch stage, then I go into rendering and have to redraw the same terrace 10 times because the perspective looks wrong.

please enjoy my barely sketched in skydancer as well lol

[namig42]

Idk if we'll ever get this, but after going back and learning how Sanji ended up on that one ship where Zeff found him, I need Zoro backstory.

All I fucking know about the little mosshead is that he just appeared out of thin air one day at a dojo and demanded he be trained. I want to know what motivated him to want to become a great swordsman.

Did he have family? Was he an orphan? Was he raised by wolves? Where the hell did he come from, and who raised him up until he was self sufficient? Does Zoro have parents? Did they die by sword? Was his dad a samurai that died and Zoro thought that if he could be the greatest swordsman, he could protect everyone he cared about? Did he have a mom that he loved die because he couldn't use a sword? Did he see a samurai and just think they looked neat?

Where did this idiot moss ball see a sword and think "I WANNA BE THE WORLD'S GREATEST SWORDSMAN???"

[nero-neptune]

we really need to crack down on the use of the r-slur again bc i'm seeing it online more now than i did almost 10 yrs ago. like what are you? 12? can you get it the fuck together bc you sound like either a south park character or a middle schooler from 2010 and both options are fucking embarrassing for you

[nguyenfinity]

Bringing you double trouble for July's first double feature is Valkyrie!

Frameless below the cut!!

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[sysig]

Growing closer than expected (Patreon)

[pekenku]

Me: "Kikimora must have gotten some perspective that could lead to a redemption arc. The little monster still has some scant sympathetic traits, even if she'd still have much to answer for. A speedy quasi-redemption wouldn't be bad :)"

Kikimora in reality:

[greensaplinggrace]

sorry but like, as someone who doesn't vibe with fem!sub stuff and always ends up dislking fandom obsession with the man in any relationship being a Dominant Daddy Top containing more macho tendencies than personality . . i do also think that framing people liking violence in their sexual fantasies as worrying is um. worrying in and of itself.

like yeah logan being Like That in 'x reader' Old Man Logan stuff seems very ooc to me, too. but i also like animalism and brutality and violence in sex as well, and these things are not inherently abusive or "near rapist" by themselves in fictional portrayals of kink.

i don't hc logan as the macho dom! a lot of fandom for some reason considers "common consensus fanon" lmfao, but i also think that the fine line of fighting and fucking and violence and animalism is something viscerally satisfying to explore in fiction and especially kink. and characters like logan - who do actually have some solid connections to such themes - are some of the best outlets for that.

[hotvampireadjacent]

That's crazy, Hasan is talking about how on political debate culture they often ask to chill afterwards. HE SAID CHARLIE KIRK WANTED TO HANG WITH HIM AFTER A DEBATE. and of course Hasan has the sane take of "no I litearlly hate you"

[apricote]

unfortunately josefina's birthday was overshadowed by her grandpa's death, but she had a nice little birthday party and everyone was able to forgot rust's passing for a short time