#some drunk thoughts
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Okay guys let’s be real for a minute.
How many times did you do this exact same gesture, thinking you looked too « fat » comparing to the other girls ?
How many times did you look at yourself and thought « nobody sees me, why am I even here » ?
How many times did you feel like you were judged by all the others on a party and/or just wanted to disappear ?
For a lot of people it’s just another season of Bridgerton. For you and I, it’s a lot more than that.
season of the wallflower
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if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing
#imagine you're a boy who's going to die. you're in love with the girl you've been watching from afar. you know your fate.#you just want to help her‚ but then there's the announcement and she's here in front of you‚ kissing you‚ risking her life for you and you#think‚ i could live and i could love. you think she loves you when she hands you the berries‚ when she puts them in her mouth.#then you both survive and you go back home and nothing is real anymore. you have nothing. no family. no friends. no love. just an empty#house. a drunk for a neighbor. the love of your life walking into somebody else's arms. you think‚ i survived the games. i could survive#this. and you also think‚ i should've bit down on those berries‚ should've felt the juice burst before i died.#and then the third quarter quell announcement rings in your ears and you think‚ she will live and i will die as i should have in the first#place. the girl you love kisses you on the beach and somewhere you heart stirs and your mind revolts and you savor every touch she has ever#given to you‚ in front of the cameras and off. because you are a tribute and you are always being watched and snow's presence looms and#you think‚ i know she cares. but you get taken. you get drugged. you get tortured‚ your mind altered. the girl is a mutt‚ a murderer. she's#everything you despise‚ your mind stirs. your heart revolts. you gain more awareness but cannot distinguish reality from fiction and you#have never known katniss' love. the war ends. you heal. you come home. you plant primrose for her. years down the line‚ you grow in love#more than you thought possible. but some days‚ you cannot tell fiction from reality so you ask the love of your life‚ you love me.#real or not real? and she says‚ real‚ and kisses you.#and you sigh and kiss her back and revel in this. a home. a life. a love.#lit#the hunger games#everlark#otp: real or not real?#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#text#tais toi lys#thgpost#*
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seriously though nothing can stop me from interpreting Real Life as canon just for how it progresses the canary curse situation. i'm obsessed with it. the curse gets broken in secret life and then in the very next "series", as much of a joke as it is, you get a situation like THAT. jimmy enters a mineshaft and everyone but him dies. not just his team, though obviously it's more significant because they were all red, but ren/martyn/skizz all get a mineshaft-death apiece. that canary's not doing his job anymore. he escaped his cage and made a break for the surface and everyone else is paying the price for it, and i for one could not be more proud of that little bird.
#that's not to say however that real life is on the same level of seriousity as all the other life games#the watchers grabbed all these players from the aftermath of the wildest party anyone's ever seen#the only ones not hungover were the ones drinking until dawn (now sleep deprived and plastered)#no one's going to have more than the vaguest memories of what the hell happened there#none of them sure if that was an actual Game or if some genius thought it would be a great idea to play-act one. while drunk.#the watchers know though. the watchers think it was funny.#wotcher talk#solidaritygaming#life series#life series smp#life smp#trafficblr#life series spoilers#real life#real life smp#rlsmp
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He has, in fact, not had his coffee yet.
#ffxiv#sketch#zenos yae galvus#adventurer zenos#I like to write that Zenos has stayed away from most vices (sees no point in smoking and has tried to get drunk numerous times but can't)#all that and so on- he is however still at the whims of his family's coffee addiction#(from both sides- because I also write Carosa as a field medic)#the issue for his companions is that he goes on a run first thing every morning#...admittedly nothing really changes other than that he's moodier in the morning without it#it just gives him the strength to sit through small talk without zoning it out#thancred got him that mug as a joke not realizing zenos religiously makes sure the warning is always facing outwards#behold my goofy ass writing mundane scenarios of one of the most dangerous characters#I simply champion the idea that out of combat/military scenarios/certain parts of his anhedonia#that he is -weirdly- normal. like. unnervingly so. like the scions realize a normal day with him is just finding him#reading in the kitchen while he's cooking eggs and sausage and not having to deal with him constantly rushing meteor down kind of normal#its also just cause I like the thought that he's finally in a comfortable place#he'll be chilling and the others might take his calmness as hes planning something#but no he's just enjoying having his head be blissfully empty for once while he's relaxed LOL#local man trained from youth to be a weapon and a tool finally gets a space to just be some dude#(dont mind me just enjoying the thought of the scions realizing just how weird meteor is in comparison on the daily)#the voidscarred combat-manic prince being just a guy and the warrior of light- helper of millions... is a whole ass -entity-#the through line for both of them is neither of them can stay still (anymore) for longer than a half a day
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I love how extreme found family is in one piece. Like they took supernatural line of "Family don't end in blood" and actually made good on it. Because it's not just that the crew found each other even before that only really very briefly Robin, Usopp and Luffy could say that anyone biologically related to them raised them.
Like Luffy had Garp and that's his grandpa but he also had Makino and Shanks and the red hair pirates and they were a family unit and he also had Ace, Sabo Dandan and the bandits and they were a family as well and it's never who mattered more to Luffy or who actually raised him cause they all did. It'd be hard to put him in a nuclear family structure because so many people fill the same roles in his life in different ways and that's great like Kung Fu panda said "that doesn't mean less for one parent it just means more for Luffy"
And that's the thing I think sometime fandom can get very obsessive with trying to pin down who is whose surrogate father/mother how do they fit in the nuclear family structure and while that's fun and there's nothing wrong with head cannon characters that way I also think it's important to remember that not every relationship needs a title or definition sometimes you are just family and that's valid too.
Ace had Luffy and Garp but he also had the whitebeard pirates and his pops same with Sabo and the revolutionaries
Zoro with Kuina and his old kendo master, that was maybe more of a rivals, mentor mentee relationship than whatever Mihawk Zoro and Perona had going on but it's all family none the less.
Chopper with Hiririluk and Kureha. Perona and Moria, Usopp with the little village boys and Kaya. Shanks and Buggy with the Roger Pirates. They might not all have had defined roles with each other but it was still family.
Just like Sanji, Nami, Franky and Law and their more defined Surrogate familes
And people like Vivi Robin Usopp and Shirahoshi who had/have their biological parents/family that love them and raised them.
It's nobody that I've just mentioned properly fitting squarely into any of these categories because it's all complicated family is complicated and its messy and it's big and everyone in your family might not have even met but it's family and it doesn't end in blood and for some people it never started there either.
#what does it mean to be family? maybe there's a lower barrier to entry than we thought#I don't know as someone who has been raised atleast partially by many different people most not related to me#and has a very large and sprawling extended family#complicated family structures means everything to me#like yes let me not be able to connect the dot let different people mean the same thing but different things to the same perosn#Shanks was Luffy's dad but he was also his drunk uncle and his much older brother he's also his friend#Garp is luffy's grandad but he's also not his friend he's his father and his mentor garp thought him how to fight.#Rayleighs just some old dude that believes in him but he's Shanks dad but to luffy he's just a mentor and maybe a friend#Like yes just because we cant draw the dots on how we are connetcted together doesnt mean it's not family#op#straw hat pirates#straw hat luffy#roronoa zoro#monkey d. luffy#nami#sanji#tony tony chopper#nico robin#trafalgar law#monkey d garp#portgas d ace#revolutionary sabo#asl brothers#asl trio#nakamaship#straw hats#franky one piece#usopp#goth family#one piece
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#alanwakeedit#alan wake#alan wake 2#ilkka villi#*#mk.op#mk.edit#mk.gifs#don't ask me why i'm hyperfixating on this moment#mostly drunk i'm sittin ghere just reminiscing on alan wake#like i've known him my whole life#i've known him for like. a year and a fucking half#i keep thinking about The Other Guy#i keep thinking about my life#and how i depend on fictional characters to project on to pretend it's more exciting and more devastating than it actually is#relating to these tragedies when like do i really have the right you know?#even in my real life#my suffering does not even come close to the others i'm close to#so what right do i have to complain?#does that aid in the argument that i shouldn't be here#that my existence is a mistake a joke for people to laugh about#all i know#is that i seem to latch on to the visage of certain charcters for some reason#whether it be that i want to be them#or extenuate their suffering#for some sick reason maybe to try and convince myself 'yes it can be worse so just be grateful' or#'they suffered and made it through. so can you'#(which i've always thought after csi 5x25 so....what am i doing here)#(why am i doubting myself)#but anyway. ilkka's pretty isn't he
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You know I'll be first to point out if/when Crocodile does a little Luffyism, so let's take a moment to appreciate it when Luffy does a little Crocodile-ism;
Like Luffy may be a silly lil goofball, but as he's said many times himself, he's always serious (in combat). And so Fujitora laughing at Luffy right in his face, when they're in battle and Luffy is completely dead serious... Yeah, the way he takes it like an insult gives Crocodile
#Moon posting#OP Meta#Crocodad#Same with Luffy getting angry at Kaidou when he got drunk mid-battle#To be fair there's probably more examples of this exact kind of gag#(Kumadori taking A Little Snack in the middle of the Enies Lobby fight. Or Chopper fucking around with Franky's hair.)#(Sanji vs Wanze probably had something like that too that I'm kinda forgetting)#So this isn't like inherently Crocodad Propaganda it's just a type of gag Oda does often#But I'm here to spin it as if it were Crocodad Proof because I have an Evil Agenda to push and propaganda to spread teehee#I did finally finish rereading Dressrosa and I have some Thoughts I'd love to share but. I have work to do so IDK when I'll get around to i#(But it's about Luffy's feelings about Rebecca reuniting with her dad)
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just thinking about trent having an embarrassing twitter account that's like, idk, priv and/or just like an anonymous jokey account sort of thing and it regularly tweets things like "The weighted blanket is not enough. i need a man to lay on top of me horizontally and crush me to death. lovingly." and "Just made finger guns at my crush instead of doing what I intended to do, which was apologize. I think maybe I should be shot into the sun?" and "Sorry for being rude. I got anxious and scared. It will happen again" and "'Not all men' you're right. Ted Lasso would never do this to me" <- everyone assumes that's a general celebrity crush/just a joke about a famously really nice guy and like, coach beard actually likes/retweets it so it goes mildly viral and trent is like. This Is Fine. most people assume that this account is run by like, a female tumblr user in her late twenties. no. this is a middle-aged single father and no one realizes this until he tweets something like "My ex-wife just set me up with a man who looks exactly like my straight crush, but worse. You know, because she's evil, and also the funniest person alive. anyway guess who i ran into on the date" or "i am a single middle-aged father and i only JUST NOW found out i have autism. My parents knew when I was three." which is then updated by "WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY EX WIFE KNEW TOO" (she thought it was kind of a given) only to confuse them again when he mentions that time he was pregnant
#and then someone from work discovers it's him and is like TRENT???? TRENT CRIMM???#im picturing this is like late s1 to post canon and it just gets increasingly... something. like there is a process occurring#trent crimm#tedependent#actually way funnier but also way more embarrassing to the point i literally couldnt write it out of sheer secondhand embarrassment#is crack scenario wherein trent running some fucking hornyposting ted lasso account#picturing this started as an extremely drunk ''''''joke'''''''' where he created it (pfp is a blurry photo of him in the press room that#NO. trent did NOT take. and it has a rainbow filter) and then was like#'[picture of ted with his sleeves rolled up or smth] i wan t him to get mre pregnan t'#and then people thought it was really funny and also got several 'same brother' replies etc and now trent's in hell.#at least no one knwos it's him!!!! 🙃#ANYWAY back to the first scenario just think its very funny he accidentally becomes#a hashtag relatable meme funnyman or whatever and it's anonymous so no one knows it's Trent Crimm Middle-Aged Journalist#ALSO TRANS TRENT CRIMM LIKE ALL MY POSTS SUCKERS!!!#gertspeak
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does anyone else constantly think about smeared lipstick paradigm hongjoong or is it just me.
#brain chemistry was altered when these pics dropped#THE SMEARED LIPSTICK.#what id give to he the stylist that got to apply that lipstick and smear it :))#i seriously need to make out with this man i think ill perish if i cannot have him#just wanna put on lipstick just for him to kiss me breathlessly until the lipsticks all over him#imagine getting home from some fancy soirée#you’re both tipsy from all the wine#you’re stumbling thru the front door tearing off each other’s expensive clothes#he’s got you pinned against the wall kissing you like he might die if he breaks away for too long#the only air you can breath is each other’s#and he pulls away with a smirk and all your lipstick smeared across his mouth#oh fuck#I think I’d 💦💦 right then#alternatively#imagine vampire!hongjoong feasting on you while he’s two fingers deep inside you#you’re a mess and he’s drunk off your life essence#and he just watches you fall apart while your blood stains his chin#OODHDJDHDHDHDH#why do I do this to myself#hongjoong smut#hongjoong hard thoughts#ateez hard thoughts#joongie#🪐
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He’s so goddamn stupid I can’t NOT fuck him.
#wolvenwhispers#mlm yearning#thoughts#mlm#Monkey Wrench#Zeurel#animated series#Jaw Bone#new F/O material me thinks#Vinesauce Joel I’m so sorry I’m immediately thirsting over your funny skeleton man#it’s not my fault he’s Like That and also#Joel’s voice acting DID get me going for some reason but I may just be drunk
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#i am like a very drunk person trying to explain a little thought they have in their head#but once the thought comes out on their speech bubble it becomes incoherent#and they proceed to awkwardly try it make sense but it doesnt and#and it really is better to stay in a form of vague image that took like ? 25 mins ?#i really speedran it and i think i stole the palette from some cartoon but i dont remember which cartoon.. . . .#greylock the grand#sofia the first#ivan shitson the killer of grass !!!
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day one: mind control for @torchwoodfanweek
because what's more mind controlling than two beers, and a double vodka cranberry, and a gin and tonic, and a tequila sunrise, and a
#torchwood#torchwood fanweek#thought i would try some new stuff this week!!!#excited to see what everyone makes hehe. hope you enjoy this slight alteration in my style for this one as i tried a different brush#and it possessed me#ianto jones#owen harper#owento#if you so please#doesnt have to be#torchwood fanart#art's art#this is where its revealed that i think ianto is a very chatty drunk.
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honestly you would think Rayleigh gave birth to shanks the way they are just exactly the same person right down to their alcoholism, penchant for scheming love of sandals and other generally horrible fashion items.
In a world where Mihawk meets Shanks first, he later goes to challenge old man Rayleigh and it all starts to click into place. like "oh you're the reason I'm stuck with that" point to Shanks wearing an outfit a pattern blind person put togther.
#like father like son#Don't get me wrong he's definitely like roger as well#But its like Ray hit copy and paste with his personality#Like it was just so adorable how both of them were drunk as fuck literally while the secrets of the world are being revealed#Most of the time we see them they are in a bar of some kind#Also I know roger didnt teach this man to go anywhere looking like he just rolled out of the street.#Honestly Buggy has more of Roger's flair and penchant for dramatics than Shanks he's just a coward and has modified it a bit#He definitely inhereted his fashion sense#one piece#throwing thoughts to the void#dracule mihawk#mishanks#akagami no shanks#hawkeye mihawk#red hair shanks#silvers rayleigh#roger x rayleigh#dark king rayleigh#one piece rayleigh#shanks#buggy#buggy the clown#gol d roger
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The Morning Show - 3x01
#tmsedit#themorningshowedit#the morning show#bradley jackson#laura peterson#reese witherspoon#julianna margulies#the morning show spoilers#the morning show 3x01#bradley x laura#femslash related stuff#lol this fanfic conflict?#''me?? but I thought YOU didn't want me there''#tbh I kinda liked these two--both portrayed as Good characters#being so snippy lol#and then bradley leaves to get drunk#we'll see what exactly happens but they've for sure not simply just dropped them#even if bradley and cory share some deep secret experience#and eesh the second ep#can't bradley catch a break
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was watching apocalypse with my brother and once the cerebro scene popped up he was like 'charles has a helmet like erik, only instead of keeping people out, he tries to reach out and connect with others' like guys i need to bash him with a rock
#xmen#xmen apocalypse#xmen movies#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#is this cherik. probably#snap chats#GENUINELY what is his deal#'snap i thought you were watching x2' and i finished it and then my bro came up so i decided to rewatch apocalypse while he was here#hello chat. im aware the people enjoy my brother's quotes so here i am sharing another as it has damaged my brain#GUYS I HATE MY BROTHER WHY DOES HE KEEP SAYING THIS SHIT BEFORE I CAN THINK IT#so real tho ..... also i may be drunk so maybe im more emotional about this revelation than i should be but still#basic observation im aware but still ... doesnt become less wack when you say it out loud ....#thats so fucked ... i mean 'people' being charles but still ... why would you say that#i still have some of my whiskey left so im gonna pound it and then drink some water and probably cry myself to sleep#or ill doodle a sketch idk. im inspired.#for now good night !!!!!!!!!!!!! all my brother does is accidentally inflict psychic damage upon me#AGAIN you never expect it from your brother but thats what makes it esp whiplash inducing .......
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your wife is beautiful, Indoril Nerevar; let me kiss her
#the elder scrolls#tes#morrowind#indoril nerevar#nerevar#vivec#vehk#some design thoughts#vivec you're drunk#but he'll kiss her#and even more
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